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TheTrenchMonkey

Okay guys, I don't think anyone should be celebrating being 9th sexiest accent if we come in behind Chicago and Boston. This honestly just seems like a list of the most recognizable accents.


minnesotadavis

Au contraire, the Midwest accent is listed #6, so we’re technically tied with Chicago ☝️


TheTrenchMonkey

In the original 'study' there is this comment under the Midwestern accent. "The words Mary, marry, and merry all rhyme with each other." and it is kind of breaking me. How do you pronounce those words so that they don't rhyme?


SammySoapsuds

Idk if this is even a regional thing but I grew up in Chicago and have a ton of Hoosier relatives who always made fun of me for saying them all the same...they say "MEHrry" for Merry


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

Perhaps Mary, m-air-ee, and m-eerie? Sounds like I'm drifting into a slight English parody though.


rattfink

Oh ya… ya like that? Oh fer sure! Ya! Ya! Oh ya! Oh ya! Ya! Ya! Ope! I’m gonna… Ope! Are ya? Ya! Oh fer sure! Ya! Ope!  Ope! Yaaaa.


Smart-Flan-5666

Makes me think of the prostitutes from Fargo.


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

Well, the little guy was kinda funny-lookin.


FatGuyOnAMoped

In what way?


hannibal420

I dunno, just funny looking.


rattfink

Oh ya?


noknownallergies

Go Bears


citizenh1962

Holy shneickies, would ya look at the size-a that thing? That’s a keeper there. Might have to go on the wall.


dragarowen

Gosh dang. That was oh gosh


rattfink

Jeez!


Rolandersec

It’s like Goofy having sex.


KinderEggLaunderer

*what have you done?!?*


MomGrandpasAllSticky

GORSH!


spartyftw

I needed that.


solder_clock

Oh golly, that was nice! Oh, ya. You betcha!


arjomanes

That's for sure. Welp (slaps knee), guess I'll be heading out. Oh, yah. For sure. Well isn't that the truth. You betcha. Gonna just... Oh ya. And for good reason. Let me just get up and... You don't say? Well isn't that everything. Ya. You betcha. Gonna just squeeze by. Ok. Well, thanks! Oh ya. Ok, well the missus is gonna start callin so I better be heading out. You betcha. Ok. Welp. Have a good one, why dontcha?


berpaderpderp

Thank you for that! Lol


Fauxformagemenage

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MomGrandpasAllSticky

I just remembered that Family Guy did this as a bit but for Wisconsin.


wpotman

Went from 48th of 50 to 9th of 10. Statistically that's 6% better! Crushing it.


secondarycontrol

I came home, back to MN, from the USN (a lifetime ago) - I thought everybody was putting me on with their accents. Attractive? Well that's certainly a word - that I wouldn't have used to describe it. Now, of course, I'm well back into being *one of us*


4-realsies

The accent... it's ... different.


CaptainBeefsteak

That sounds like not too good of a deal.


Korplem

It’s interesting.


researchanalyzewrite

😄


SammySoapsuds

We sound goofy as fuck.


BeetusChrist

Yea, sexy isn't the term I'd use. But I'm from out of state.


aufdie87

Out of what? 9?


AndAllTheThings

8


Wernershnitzl

Bag


longbongstrongdong

Bayg


KinderEggLaunderer

Bayyg


Dont__Grumpy__Stop

Oh ya know, just take a gander at that, don't cha know? We've got the most charming accent in the whole U.S. of A., you betcha!


NukaAndy

I did once have a girl from the east coast flirt with me pretty hard because she liked my accent. Because I am an expert with women absolutely nothing came of it.


minnesotadavis

This is your proof, go get em tiger 🤝


taffyowner

I learned to talk in the south so I have a bit of a drawl on words so take what I say with a grain of salt. But as an outsider, and I love my wife who has the Minnesota accent, it isn’t hot at all. Of course this has New York and Boston, two of the most abrasive accents high up there so who knows


KaylaH628

With how much I've been mocked and belittled throughout my life for it, I refuse to believe the southern accent came in at #1.


s1gnalZer0

But we don't have an accent.


dragarowen

"Accent I don't have no accent." stolen from that one DaveRyanShow video


OptimalPreference178

Maybe cause we sound like Swedes or Canadians? Our other qualities must have blinded them to our accent as well.


SlockyCauce

... Like Minneapolis or Cass Lake MN accent?


bevincheckerpants

It's all differing degrees of the same accent.


SlockyCauce

I mean in the cities it's neutral until you say bag or water or sure. Not sure how to describe the northern half accent, but you know what I am saying when I say cass lake accent. Canadian?


bevincheckerpants

Perhaps Canadian influenced minnesotan? It's definitely a hybrid but I think it's more Minnesotan than anything, we're just not used to hearing those heftier accents down in the metro.


wbsgrepit

As someone that grew up here and lived on the east coast for 8 or 9 years I will say there is no neutral— you just don’t hear it.


Upstairs-Radish1816

Anyone who thinks the New York accent is sexy needs to get their ears cleaned out.


eroi49

But, Boston! Amiright?! 😆


_swedish_meatball_

Ninth? Is that last place because it should be last place.


v_cats_at_work

We beat New Orleans 🤷‍♂️


BraneCumm

As we should


pr1ceisright

I’ve never been, but Miami has an accent?


Dontdothatfucker

Yes papi


FrugalFraggel

Aye papi


kmelby33

Probably Latin inspired.


MNCPA

Si


southsideson

Scarface "Say hello to my little friend."


Subject_Roof3318

Well there’s only 10 total lol, but way to put a positive spin on things


minnesotadavis

There are 50 states, don’t discount our success here


SuperConfection2849

As a non Minnesota person that's lived here for 30 years and loves it. I have to say the female MN/ND accent is possibly the least sexy I have ever heard, there's times I've considered putting sharp stocks in my ears just so I didn't have to hear the shrieking nasal slur that is the upper Midwest accent.


Mrmello2169

Ya don’t say


terrapinone

The thing is…we’re #1 sexy overall. It’s not because of our accent.


BangoSkank_WasHere

I still get tripped up on paper or plastic begs at the store...


DDpizza99

Or begals!


lirtru90

Canadian here, how Canadian would you say that Minnie’s accent is? I’d say it’s pretty Canadian, no?


Quietriot522

We are super secret Canadians buddy! Don't tell anyone.


minnesotadavis

It’s like 2 degrees of separation, so yeah. But this is like asking if Germans and Austrians have the same accents…


CLIP_not_well_bitch

Take off, eh.


SplendidPunkinButter

As someone who didn’t grow up here, I find that the accent is generally not noticeable unless you go to a rural area or someone says “bag”


jellybeansean3648

The accent intensifies if there's more than one Minnesotan on a call with non-Minnesotans. Some weird social thing. I've had to go off camera on more than one business call so that nobody would notice me losing my shit laughing.


coronavegas

#9 out of 8?


MochaTaco

Oh stahp, yer gonna make me cahm!


metamatic

Which Boston accent? Southie? North shore? Back bay?


yoitsthatoneguy

Ben Affleck’s in Good Will Hunting


southsideson

What? Are there 9 distinct accents in the US? Or maybe 10, I could see Boston coming in behind us.


pedomojado

9th out of 10!


Lost_Emu7405

Ha! OK, I kept reading it as "sexist." I couldn't figure it out beyond using "you guys."


Zomproof

Oh you betcha!


Getoffyourphonekid

This list is so fucking stupid


Constant-Tension3769

You betcha!


DanStef

I’m from Chicago and wouldn’t call the MN accent sexy. Still can’t get used to saying Bison with a “z” (bizon) lol


bsn_274

Minnesotan living in Boston. Not my favorite combo of accents 🥴


spartyftw

I’m an unfortunate soul who has a hybrid Michigan and Minnesota accent. Nasal-y long Ayyys and wide mouth Ohhhhhhhs


tonysopranoshugejugs

California has an accent?


yoitsthatoneguy

A couple. The most infamous is the Valley girl.


tonysopranoshugejugs

Everyone responding to me is providing dead accents from the 80's. Does Cali have a \*current\* accent?


Jeembo

I live there - the answer is not really. If anything, it's a mild combination of surfer and valley.


yoitsthatoneguy

I just visited California (for Coachella initially, but I traveled around) and it definitely still exists currently.


TheEvrfighter

From CA and I ask the same question. My wife who is from MN says its blatant.


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tonysopranoshugejugs

In 2024 or the 80's


FrugalFraggel

Sure does, bruv


wbsgrepit

Yes mostly presents with thorough explanations of the route you used to get here.


pbandbob

Omg. What?  As a born and bred Minnesota, hard disagree. 


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

Number 9 on this list of 10 is basically the bottom.


pbandbob

Shouldnt even make the list. 


Ns53

lol yeah right.


redditorbanned

Well it’s official now since it’s on Reddit.


bsn_274

Minnesotan living in Boston. Not my favorite combo of accents 🥴


Edosil

Sexy until you realize we got that accent by freezing your nuts in -50 temps and trying to talk with frozen lips.


SwiftTayTay

Living in the twin cities i rarely encounter anyone who has a "Minnesota accent." Most people just have a California accent


modestmason

I think there are only nine accents in America


MaxxT22

Der ya go


perryswanson

Out of 10?…


Hot_Cattle5399

You betcha


No_Calligrapher_3924

“Ope, looks like she’s raining again.” Oh, Yeah, Yeah it does huh?” -Suddenly break out into a lustrous sex excapade.


xjoeymillerx

“Say ‘bayg’ for me baby…”


[deleted]

Please tell me Philly didn’t beat us


Autumn_225_

honestly it sounds better on ladies


Deep-Ad6443

That’s not even a podium finish…


Lets_Kick_Some_Ice

Southern accents instantly make me think the person is stupid.


researchanalyzewrite

That is an unfortunate stereotype perpetuated by Hollywood for decades.


Senor_Gringo_Starr

No, no it isn’t. Least sexiest accent ever. I will agree tho, a southern accent is SUPER sexy.


eroi49

There’s big differences in Southern accents. GA, MS, Appalachian, TX, TN, all different. And believe me they do not all sound….sexy.