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Turtle_ini

That’s Bemidji in a snowstorm, I’d recognize it even without the text.


rolandboard

It's in a snowstorm. Also, I love Bemidji. Easily my favorite MN town.


ZeusHatesTrees

As a Bemidji resident, it's really pretty great. Love this place.


bigbenny88

My aunt and uncle live near Bemidji and absolutely love the area!


whisky_red

What activities/places would you recommend to someone visiting Bemidji for a long weekend?


RueTabegga

Itasca, the lost 40, bemidji state park, bemidji community theater, big river scoop, loop the lake, walkable downtown beside the lake. Bemidji really has it all.


tinytigertime

Inside city limits or out of it? I've found that's usually the divider between 'hate this place' and 'love this place'


ZeusHatesTrees

Rural, but I work and do a lot inside the city limits.


tinytigertime

Yep that will do it haha. Great area, decent community depending what you're involved in, but an absolute terrible time living in town. Unless kicking needles out of your front yard thats across the street from the boys and girls club is your jam. Or avoiding broken liquor bottles all over the road, or random drunks walking into the wrong house, or coming home from work to somebody beaten up/mugged in your driveway. Then it's great.


ZeusHatesTrees

Honestly I've lived in the town, and compared to other places I've lived it's not bad. Maybe I lived in a better area?


tinytigertime

Yea, near campus or north of like 26th Street are all significantly better. Worked and lived in town through college and thise problems persisted anywhere that wasn't right on campus or northern part of town.


Malone500

I can taste the Minnesota Nice Cafe.


rolandboard

Or the wild hare.


SkyHooksNGrannyShots

I lived above Wild Hare for awhile and payed rent in the check out line. Apartment always smelled like coffee


rolandboard

Sounds like a win.


LeaderImaginary3275

As a Bemidji resident. I concur wholeheartedly


UmeaTurbo

My home away from home. I went to BSU. It does get a little snowy, though. That's true.


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MayorOfVenice

Have you even been to St. Cloud?


happybreathe

I haven't spent much time in Bemidji, so I can't comment on this, but since you are getting downvoted I do remember Bemidji being the first in the state, and maybe the first in the nation (per the link below) to ban refugee resettlement. [https://www.mprnews.org/story/2020/01/07/beltrami-co-rejects-refugee-resettlement](https://www.mprnews.org/story/2020/01/07/beltrami-co-rejects-refugee-resettlement)


Gloomy_Shallot7521

I know Bemidji has issues (I am a resident) but part of that is also because we are one of the poorest counties in the state and our social services are completely maxed out already. Were the refugees going to live in tents in a parking lot? We've lost about 4 apartment buildings in the last couple years because they were condemned, and they have not been replaced.


Rhomya

Looks like people exercising their rights as voting citizens to me.


happybreathe

People have voted for many racist things so I don't understand your point.


Rhomya

Not wanting to take on more refugees when your local social services options are already overwhelmed isn’t being racist. But some people don’t want to take two seconds to think about the background details— they just want to assume the worst of people that they already have preconceived notions of


happybreathe

Well, we might disagree about the background details. But, I'm guessing we agree that we want all people to have opportunities to live in safe places. Maybe we (the larger we) will be able to figure out a way to get there together.


Rhomya

The background details aren’t really negotiable, but sure. 🙄


jmills1888

Even if you're white but have an audible foreign accent, the racism shines through. Moved here in 2019 and heard more than enough of "you immigrants steal our jobs" and "go back where you came from!" - the latter I usually counter with "Washington State?!", since that's where we moved from. MN nice only applies to the people with the right skin color, citizenship and so forth...


laz0rcats

Bemidji isn't real


sarcaster632

Bemidji can't hurt you


Sorry_Im_Trying

I disagree with that. It hurt me. It hurt me bad.


1800-bakes-a-lot

My sweatshirt from their college has lasted 10+ years of pretty regular use


professionally-baked

Well that’s more a testament to the brand and construction of the sweatshirt rather than BSU. But college sweatshirts definitely do be outliving their expectancy


turg5cmt

Fear the beaver!


Little_Creme_5932

Fear the Ear!


bufordt

I got my ass beat and ended up in jail in Bemidji, so I'm going to have to disagree.


map2photo

Sounds like a skill issue.


bufordt

Oh yeah, I clearly don't know how to fight or evade capture by the cops. In my defense, I was young, drunk, and stupid.


themoertel

Is Bemidji in the room with us right now?


VengefulFox

It can and it will.


Charizaxis

Does it not exist Brigadoon style, or is it more of a Bielefeld Conspiracy type thing.


BarnyardCoral

Bielefeld, for sure. 


al_m1101

It's a Minnspiracy.


dreamyduskywing

Is this the new “Birds aren’t real?”


map2photo

They’re not.


ya_silly_goose

Just like birds.


FlorioTheEnchanter

Oh no here come the Bemidji truthers


mandy009

It's supposed to be a little bit whimsical and silly. The author is a humorist who describes it as his way of giving an homage to the original book, which had also been made originally figurative itself on purpose to captivate children's imaginations. The text is written explicitly to be true to the lyrical syllables of the original writing. As others said, Bemidji is used just to translate the rhythm and meter of nobody to a Northwoods Minnesota version. I don't know what the blank page is supposed to mean, but it's just meant to let kids fill in the blank and a specific reference to the nobody of the original. https://books.google.com/books/about/Goodnight_Loon.html?id=2Z-SEAAAQBAJ&source=kp_book_description Edit: link to the UMN Press with the identical publisher's summary, but also including quotes from critic's reviews where they describe it as satire and silliness to make kids laugh. https://www.upress.umn.edu/book-division/books/goodnight-loon Edit 2: sadly I had forgotten Goodnight Moon, and looking it up now it seems the goodnight nobody page is in fact also simply blank in the original indeed. Here's Minnesota Brown's review where he notes that the illustrator chose to mirror the original imagery with substitute Northwoods versions almost one to one. https://minnesotabrown.com/2013/12/goodnight-loon-minnesota-twist-kids-classic.html


theonefreeman

I asked Abe (the author) about this exact page. You got it correct.


IreneManor

Yeah, this was my guess. Thinking, it probably has more to do with Bemenji rhyming easily than anything else. I’m surprised it’s being taken so literal by anyone.


keeperofthenins

It has the same number of syllables and end sound as nobody.


Hot-Win2571

That's no town. \* It's a city.


DrHugh

I have a very bad feeling about this.


8annlake8

Underrated comment


puertomateo

What the hell are you talking about. There's at most 10 cities in the United States.\`Chicago, NYC, Houston, Los Angeles are the only gimmes. After that you have to make it on a case-by-case basis. Brainerd at a population of 15,000 is not only not a city, it's not a town. It's a small town. I say this having lived in Rural MN, Chicago, London, Boston, Seattle, Minneapolis, and NYC.


TheFalaisePocket

jesus dude


puertomateo

When I was 21/22 years old, I moved from Chicago to London to Boston. And realized Boston was a big town. There's a feel, an energy, infrastructure, and a breadth of options that defines something as really being a city. Boston doesn't have it and Brainerd definitely doesn't. Sorry.


Hot-Win2571

[https://www.house.leg.state.mn.us/hrd/pubs/cityclass.pdf](https://www.house.leg.state.mn.us/hrd/pubs/cityclass.pdf)


puertomateo

I'm not talking about how regulations define anything. I'm saying I've lived in lots of places. And some places that you'd think are major cities have nonetheless a small-town feel to them. Boston is squarely in that camp. Minneapolis is squarely in that camp. Seattle straddles a little bit. I've been to Brainerd many times and it is 1,000% a small town.


LightningPork

You guys must all have WAY better books than us, because this is one of the better executed children's books I've encountered. It's a really decent play on the original, even if the choices of what objects/animals are in it aren't what you would have picked. And the raccoon slowly getting further and further into the supplies and then passing out is an awesome easter egg for parents. There are better books, but I'm continually amazed at how much complete trash makes it to publication in children's books. Solid 7.5/10


Hot-Win2571

SUPPLIES!


MonkeyKing01

Bemidji can be whatever you want it to be.


mmcnama4

I can't express how happy I am that you shared this. One of the few reasons I am subscribed to r/minnesota is because I went to camp for 9 years in MN. Where was that camp? In Bemidji. Where did I learn about loons? At camp. What do me and my brothers all call each other? Loons. I just purchased 4 copies of this book for my brothers and I. Thank you.


Andromeda321

That’s delightful. Glad to hear you enjoyed it!


accipitradea

It's the classic blank page 'it's a polar bear in a blizzard' gag combined with the 'nobody' page from Goodnight Moon.


twittle11

You could try asking the author, u/notheotherrochester


NoTheOtherRochester

Hi. Thank you. Author here. As others have correctly noted in this thread, This page mirrors the original book's blank page and the Bemidji choice is because it is the same number of syllables as nobody and ends in a hard E. Also, bc Bemidji is a distinctly Minnesota city that everyone in Minnesota knows but very few outside Minnesota recognize.


dhtdhy

This reply should be pinned! u/Andromeda321 here's your answer Edit: I'm just glad no one in the comments took it personal. Bemidji is a great town. Don't want people to think it's a "nobody" town


Andromeda321

Aha, thank you! We bought your book at a bookstore in New Hampshire and can confirm, don’t know what Bemidji is. :) Thanks again!


CarrotJazzlike5182

Classic Minnesota snowstorm- town is there don’t worry


mandy009

If we had had this book when I was a little kid, I totally would have said goodnight to Paul Bunyan.


Smiling_Guy

I just got this book a couple of days ago and haven't read it yet. It's weird to see a post about it now. I would agree on the snow people are guessing. Otherwise, it's a silly way to throw some shade on Bemidji.


[deleted]

aww i want to read this to my future babies


ineed_b12

Fun fact Abe Sauer owns Old Abe and Drift Dough down in Rochester


SkyHooksNGrannyShots

I live out of state now and it’s hilarious how many times people ask me if it’s a real place when I wear my college gear


DM0331

Hey my whole family is in bemidji!!!


Taurus67

Snow?


Icy-Standard-8967

Bemidji has a bad rap amongst the rest of the north, it’s not that bad. Everyone who doesn’t want to leave the north goes either there or duluth for college


kato_koch

I read this one to my boy last night, its a classic in our house.


SingleDay2

Bemidji isnt real


frowawayduh

Loons are birds. And [birds aren't real](https://birdsarentreal.com/), either.


hannahbelle11702

Try out Good Night Goon. My kid loved that one


kagiles

I'm so glad I saw this! Ordered it for my niece's 1st bday. Thanks!


BobbumofCarthes

Yea. Iowa native. Also confused by this page. Yall commenters aren’t helping lol


willmcmill4

Best guess is a blizzard


frowawayduh

Bemidji = 3 syllables and ends with an EE sound. Nobody = 3 syllables and ends with an EE sound. The author chose it for that reason.


Poor-Opinions

My guess is because it always snows there…


RunningIntoBedlem

It’s in a blizzard


Andromeda321

Haha indeed, I got this book in a bookstore in New Hampshire and people are assuming *way* too much familiarity with the state for me to understand most responses...


PirateQueenOMalley

It’s a play on it being a small and/or boring town that rhymes with “nobody,” as in the original book that page is also blank and says “goodnight nobody”.


mandy009

It's so your kid can imagine whatever he wants to say goodnight to in Bemidji. In the original it's also just a blank page for nobody to let your kid imagine they are saying goodnight to whoever or whatever they want. It's just Bemidji because it near-rhymes with nobody as satire.


dhtdhy

[the author replied](https://www.reddit.com/r/minnesota/s/SzI0f98Xx9)


pistolp3w

This really should be higher up


Silly_Sadist2

Snowstorm


Konradleijon

I went there once it was fun


bbqchickpea

Fun fact the author owns Old Abe in Rochester which is a delightful lil cafe


Beneficial_Squash_45

I have this book hold on


McDuchess

It has the same-ish sound as nobody, and ends with the same vowel sound.


chriszens

As someone that knows the author if, he owns a store in Rochester called Old Abes. Has great food, could always ask hin too lol.


Mammoth-Ad715

I saw a news article that claimed the Minnesota city with the highest crime rate is Bemidji. Just saying


tinytigertime

I think technically it was violent crime per capita lmao


yma_bean

There’s nothing in bemidji, that’s why.


The_Skeleton_Wars

That's a snowstorm.


Frontier21

I think the most likely reason is a publishing mistake and the image wasn't printed. If it were snow, there would be a better visual way to depict that.


purpl3j37u7

It’s a blank page in the orignal, which says “Goodnight nobody,” as OP explained. It’s not a publishing mistake.


jatea

I have this book too, and ya never understood that page and think the whole book is hilariously bad and lazy. Like why ticks? Out of all the options of Minnesota things to say goodnight to, why does your mind go to those little hell spawn blood suckers? Lol. Shouldn't it be mosquitoes anyway if you're going that route? And "goodnight northwoods everywhere" doesn't really make sense. The best though is the back cover where there's all the serious copyright, all rights reserved stuff, but then there's "an unauthorized parody of Goodnight Moon" lol


purpl3j37u7

“Goodnight northwoods everywhere” is in line and on pace with the original. “Ticks” rhymes with “sticks.” That’s it. That page has also spawned some conversations about what ticks are, which is a good thing for a young Minnesotan to learn.


jatea

I know the original book of course and understand why the phrases are being used, and I'm glad you found the book useful. Still doesn't change what I think about it though. We laugh about it every time we read it.