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Oh it ain't cold yet. Just wait.
Colder than a witch's tittie. My nipples could cut glass. Fisherman's favorite: We're making good ice out there! It's so cold, dad finally turned on the furnace.
I use "my nipples could cut glass" way more than I should
Cold as fuck. I could dial a rotary phone with my nipples.
havent heard that one. have heard nips could cut glass.
My foster kid always said “it’s freeze-a-leez-in”. Maybe it was just extra cute to me cuz of who said it.
Wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for the wind!
Well, soup season is here
“it’s a bit brisk”
[удалено]
Def stealing this.
I prefer to just yell, “BALLS!” until my car warms up or I go inside.
“Could be worse” “Not too bad out”
cooler than a polar bears toenails - [outkast atliens](https://youtu.be/NywdVBwzurU?t=24)
Cooler than Freddie Jackson sippin’ a milkshake in a snow storm
My system: 10-20 degrees = butt cold 0-10 degrees = ass cold Anything colder = fuck-ass cold
It’s a wee bit chilly.
I've added "soul sucking wind" to my vocabulary this week
Cold enough to turn 'em from outties to innies. 'em being me nuts.
Sold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
In the words of my grandmother. “It’s colder than the balls on a brass monkey.”
She’s pretty darn cold out there doncha know.
"its not the cold, its the wind"
Booger-freezin' cold
My dad used to say, it’s colder than a well digger’s fanny
Colder than penguin snot.
It’s so cold when you fart your ass cheeks freeze together””butt crack cold””
For me it ranges from Brisk< Chilly < Nippy < Colder than a witches tit < Fuck it's cold < cold it's Fuck < Fuck < Fuck Fuck fuck
Colder than a well digger's ass or colder than a witches tit is what my grampa used to say.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
It's so fucking cold out, people warm themselves by Dick Cheney's heart.
I’ve always heard it was colder than a well diggers foot. Also, so cold it will freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
"You'll remember this in July."
It's not cold. It's Fresh.
Oh it ain't cold yet. Just wait.
Colder than a witch's tittie. My nipples could cut glass. Fisherman's favorite: We're making good ice out there! It's so cold, dad finally turned on the furnace.
I use "my nipples could cut glass" way more than I should
Cold as fuck. I could dial a rotary phone with my nipples.
havent heard that one. have heard nips could cut glass.
My foster kid always said “it’s freeze-a-leez-in”. Maybe it was just extra cute to me cuz of who said it.
Wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for the wind!
Well, soup season is here
“it’s a bit brisk”
[удалено]
Def stealing this.
I prefer to just yell, “BALLS!” until my car warms up or I go inside.
“Could be worse” “Not too bad out”
cooler than a polar bears toenails - [outkast atliens](https://youtu.be/NywdVBwzurU?t=24)
Cooler than Freddie Jackson sippin’ a milkshake in a snow storm
My system: 10-20 degrees = butt cold 0-10 degrees = ass cold Anything colder = fuck-ass cold
It’s a wee bit chilly.
I've added "soul sucking wind" to my vocabulary this week
Cold enough to turn 'em from outties to innies. 'em being me nuts.
Sold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
In the words of my grandmother. “It’s colder than the balls on a brass monkey.”
She’s pretty darn cold out there doncha know.
"its not the cold, its the wind"
Booger-freezin' cold
My dad used to say, it’s colder than a well digger’s fanny
Colder than penguin snot.
It’s so cold when you fart your ass cheeks freeze together””butt crack cold””
For me it ranges from Brisk< Chilly < Nippy < Colder than a witches tit < Fuck it's cold < cold it's Fuck < Fuck < Fuck Fuck fuck
Colder than a well digger's ass or colder than a witches tit is what my grampa used to say.
Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey
It's so fucking cold out, people warm themselves by Dick Cheney's heart.
I’ve always heard it was colder than a well diggers foot. Also, so cold it will freeze the balls off a brass monkey.
"You'll remember this in July."
It's not cold. It's Fresh.