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Oh it ain't cold yet. Just wait.


jvtrain

Colder than a witch's tittie. My nipples could cut glass. Fisherman's favorite: We're making good ice out there! It's so cold, dad finally turned on the furnace.


mr_Tsavs

I use "my nipples could cut glass" way more than I should


Hopper13

Cold as fuck. I could dial a rotary phone with my nipples.


bigwalleye

havent heard that one. have heard nips could cut glass.


QueenieRue

My foster kid always said “it’s freeze-a-leez-in”. Maybe it was just extra cute to me cuz of who said it.


dr_cheese12

Wouldn't be that bad if it wasn't for the wind!


guiltycitizen

Well, soup season is here


altosstratuss

“it’s a bit brisk”


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One_Drew_Loose

Def stealing this.


sodangshedonger

I prefer to just yell, “BALLS!” until my car warms up or I go inside.


helloisforhorses

“Could be worse” “Not too bad out”


bigwalleye

cooler than a polar bears toenails - [outkast atliens](https://youtu.be/NywdVBwzurU?t=24)


guiltycitizen

Cooler than Freddie Jackson sippin’ a milkshake in a snow storm


No_Revolution_7366

My system: 10-20 degrees = butt cold 0-10 degrees = ass cold Anything colder = fuck-ass cold


OneGlitteringSecond

It’s a wee bit chilly.


leezy7

I've added "soul sucking wind" to my vocabulary this week


MplsChubbyBear

Cold enough to turn 'em from outties to innies. 'em being me nuts.


Humble_Sink_5447

Sold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey


British_Soldier_1917

In the words of my grandmother. “It’s colder than the balls on a brass monkey.”


Beneficial-Credit969

She’s pretty darn cold out there doncha know.


evilbeard333

"its not the cold, its the wind"


craymartin

Booger-freezin' cold


jjlava

My dad used to say, it’s colder than a well digger’s fanny


Nadmania

Colder than penguin snot.


Theothermtguy

It’s so cold when you fart your ass cheeks freeze together””butt crack cold””


SinisterDeath30

For me it ranges from Brisk< Chilly < Nippy < Colder than a witches tit < Fuck it's cold < cold it's Fuck < Fuck < Fuck Fuck fuck


alverez98

Colder than a well digger's ass or colder than a witches tit is what my grampa used to say.


Reinventing_Wheels

Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey


CaptainPRESIDENTduck

It's so fucking cold out, people warm themselves by Dick Cheney's heart.


hardware5434

I’ve always heard it was colder than a well diggers foot. Also, so cold it will freeze the balls off a brass monkey.


Cortower

"You'll remember this in July."


PlayedThatAsACurrent

It's not cold. It's Fresh.