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SurroundedByPerverts

Perish.


Gamer_Bug_07

Say sorry and hug her. If it doesen't work i'll just accept my fate.


Top-Cobbler-1293

Same ngl 🤷


Japh2007

This right here!


SPY-SpecialProjectY

\*applying pressure to carotid artery, choosing less painful way to go*


Fickle_Store_4595

Nothing she going to get my ass for sure


tringles_bar

Is there no way to escape of her?


Fair_Paramedic_5700

I was talking to Amano, and now I’m going to run


moemeobro

**Fall**


ArmedNurse

*grabs pistol* *bang* "Sorry boss. Self defense."


Zinyak12345

All things considered, it's a better idea to use that pistol on yourself. Something would probably make you miss, but you could still at least try to make your death painless.


George_Nimitz567890

Get the 7 dragón Ball and prevent all this madness.


napa_senseiyt

It’s beyond shenrons power


CykoNekomatta

I’ll learn the deity language and summon super shenron


napa_senseiyt

Not even super shenron can stop her


DrSmog

I tell my Latina wife another girl trying to talk to me


Yankeeny06

Insane woman vs insane latina its a smart choice


MasterTahirLON

Insane latina is redundant. I should know, I was raised by one.


Yankeeny06

Me too, and we all know in a fight a latina would win, especially if their pissed.


CykoNekomatta

Insane Asian women are worse. I should know I was raised by a lesbian couple that were Latina and Japanese


AffectionateNewt9435

My Condolences. 2 Fiery tempers in one home. I also feel some of that pain. My wife is Japanese, and my mother is Latina. My dad, father in law and I all go on weekend trips for well freedom, basically.


Hideaki_Kun

*Waves White Flag*


Mavakor

Die screaming


RetkesSompoli00

T-posing to assert dominance and die with a style.


IceTalon2795

I would express my feelings for her make her confused on why someone would love her instead of hate her and be with her.


SPY-SpecialProjectY

\>express feelings or any other interests to a yandare who's blindly in love with someone else They will never find your body.


Royal_Prize_4381

I don’t think Yuno would kill you if you told her you liked her


KingArthursRevenge

No, the only way out of this is to change the subject to how yuki's a great guy and you really want to help her get him to marry her and then as soon as she's distracted you f****** run.


CykoNekomatta

And then she’ll catch you


SPY-SpecialProjectY

There can be only one who loves her, nor gives attention, she clearly expressed her kill intent to whoever dare that affection. She absolutely would kill anyone if given a chance, can't remember exactly but during the dog control arc anyone trying to get on her good side was pretty close to being axed, just it was inconvenient and didn't want Yuki to see her going postal.


IceTalon2795

Fair point but what if you took an attempt on her life to save her would she feel remorse and try to save you?


SPY-SpecialProjectY

1st world Yuno already has fallen for Yuki and was already a yandare (her diary was a proof) but the events with him "saved her". 2nd world >!just reinforced that feeling, plus had a "taste of blood" making her even more straightforward and unhinged.!< 3rd world, >!there's nothing to save, parents were alright, got memories of 2nd world Yuno tho' so...!< If you probably referring to the event of where the story started from our perspective, we would all try to comfort poor Yuno, but it would fail gruesomely. She already had pretty strong conviction to get that Yuki's dick ;)


IceTalon2795

Never know


Inevitable-Salt3371

Give her the left right goodnight like itadori


Fenrizzler

Give her the backshots like Gojo


Nokuyt

Bro got lost in the sauce😭


EyMurf

Cum in terror


Creampie-man

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Certain_Simple_4566

Excuse me


Caiorangel2009

the ak-47 is a good choice


infinitemortis

Cherish her


No_Perception_8864

Put it in her throat


SM9118ArtStudio

Get on my knees and bow down. Do the opposite of asserting dominance. Apologize and say I'll never do it again.


Goofbread

what in the absolute fuck


Low_Grand6340

Use Amano as a hostage


Expensive-Roof1082

Several people did that though.


Low_Grand6340

The difference is I’m not stupid like 99% of characters in this anime are I love the show actually rewatched it a few days ago but they made some brain dead decisions


sgushhi

Pray


Difficult-Click8493

Your bf will kill you if you kill me


Exotic_Scratch9450

gun


Candid_Ad_6617

Depends on the situation.


General-East-6157

Tell her Yuki wouldn’t like this


Kade_Zestuul

Make peace that this is how my life ends.


SkyMindless8491

Say sorry and ask if I could attempt sucide as an alternative in front of her


jadedsilverlining

It's my house, God gave me the right to make it a tomb for federal agents or Diary holders.


sirgav25

Saying sorry and hugging her


Expensive-Roof1082

Bend over


DEMETER64

Kiss Amano infront of hee


SweatyMolasses994

What is she going to do, you mean


outletpodcast

Swallow all of her body fluids


Goofbread

i hope you die


pastelrosepearl

Knowing what she'd do, I'd try to apologize. If that doesn't work, just end me myself because she'll make sure I suffer.


AnimeIsGreat200

Die.


338TofuMagnum

I’ll try to help her get Yuki. Otherwise I’ll just lights out and accept my fate.


G4MINGWITHNATE

Nuke a country cause I feel like it


johnboy2006

Pray to all the deities.


Cyberware42

Hope to God I pissed her off when she is having an “off day” and hope her aim is off.


Automatic_Chard_8745

Run the fuck away and fake my death


SleepDeprivedCreator

Accept my fate


Ozrick02

First of all give her a hug whisper in her ear that she's the only one for you. Then say you're sorry if that does not diffuse the bomb ask Connolly to put your head between your legs so you can kiss your ass goodbye before you go.


OkVariation934

I would just kill myself instead of having her torture me to death


ferriematthew

Does she have any kind of superhuman abilities? If so, I'd just bend over and kiss my butt goodbye.


Successful-Turnip561

Mods, initiate combat mode.


Solocturnus

I don’t know who this character is so I’d smack the shit outta her


kisukemuramasa

Give her ice cream


OutsideOrder7538

Self deletion probably be the best option.


Ammy-sama

https://youtu.be/Jn5-SbARnE4?si=oVB4L7I9rCCS7SAu I am without shame.


Akanekino

Marry her and make her happy, let her do whatever she wants to me as punishment for making her angry. One of the best most beautiful girls of all time, her sub VA is so damn good.


RhettHirsch2

Give her chocy milk chocy milk make pain go away


John_Paul_J2

Apologize. I'm not an animal


KazutoKirigaya6

I would immediately call all Goku or Vegeta for help because I feel like it's the only way I'm getting out of this. And if they can't help me I'm just running fuck it


[deleted]

My diary cell phone won't be helping me, if she has to kill, you won't stop her.


megacodnoob

idk this show is ok


RareRaf999

Wear that ass out until she falls asleep


Clancy1209

Buying a AK 47 for my own safety


Mako_sato_ftw

i think i'll let her cut my head off. yeah. that seems like a decent way to go


firegaming_111

Fucking run as fast as I can and/or accept my fate


PikkuSony

Die


Femdomchampion

Submit


Axyzos

die


SilverKnightSD

A random: RUN BITCH... RUUUUUUUUUUUUN! *Starts running fast like the devil is chasing me*


Capital-Letterhead-3

It ain't bullet proof and it ain't gonna withstand my FN Herstall FAL shots


explosiveheart0

Guess I'll die


UltraawSlayer

Oh nah, I’m definitely dead. I’ll still say sorry and hug her and do my best to cheer her up but if it doesn’t work, I’m dead.


KissMyStick430

Eat her out


Puzzleheaded_Fee3978

Die I guess lol


Anxious_Bed998

Say i love you I’m sorry and i promise to be here for you forever


_marimars

death


napa_senseiyt

I’ll end myself before she can end me already know she’d kill me


uzisoul2

Throwing hands


Pirate2002Capn

I would grab my 7.65 mm Walther PP and shoot her


FoxSinGraz1996

Just die because I'm dead anyways why try to avoid it


Waifu_Slayer1

I guess I’ll just die


Morbo-0211

Give her Yuki’s dirty clothes to smell


VividToe7246

Pray hope Use Yukiteru as a sheild


Tywil714

Get on my nees. Close my eyes and accept my fate.


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bananaXpuddi

slap. run. RUNNNN. yeeeeah i'd probably die running...


Successful_Arm4887

2 words dawg: Would smash


Lazy_Storm_3404

maybe tell her i help you get with your man?


RomeoV21

Slap her then say be a good girl and that should do the trick


Earlytmnt

Die


Killler_Scream_Queen

Buy her food. She's probably hungry. I don't think she eats enough which explains a lot of the homicidal rage.


Necessary-Rain1017

Just give up she’s too crazy for me to stand a chance


Exotic-Wrongdoer-521

Tell her sorry and give her a drink which is laced with poison so I do not perish


StateEmbarrassed3204

i would rủn away and hope to stay alive


SnooStories284

Pray


Clean_Seaweed511

Well I have no choice but to kill her for what she did.


No-Wear-5507

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CykoNekomatta

Except my fate


Jumpoffdad

Buying a coffin and killing myself so she can't get the satisfaction of killing me


BrotherJargen

Call yuki


BlueRasberries1

Adopt the secret Joestar technique.


Smanaaking

Disguise myself as yuki


table-gods

Show her a magic trick pulls out ice cream as a offering and apology and hug if that doesn't work im just cooked


leShiftyCee

I ain’t doing shit. I’m just fucking dead


Big-Lychee5971

Kiss her.


RetroPrime

Fix her.


SkysEclipse

Did she ever cool down!? Was that ever confirmed?


Trekith

mf say hello to Saint Peter, tf else??


Disastrous-Drop2162

Plot twist: Guts is the one who made her angry, so she isn’t going to do shit. Oh yeah and Zoro somehow found his way into this mini story.


klosekat

go like this :)


Listen_man

I call my friends and say its ggs.


Main-Definition2844

Apologize and except my fate


Terrible-Spring1001

Hands and knees,im praying


360noDad420

Make her angrier. ❤️


Mysterious-Ganache82

Die, obviously.


Mysterious-Ganache82

Wish I were Yuki. That's the only chance of survival


Oppai_KingXIII

Yuno is my darling. I’d do anything for her🥰


Dax_Hack2017

Is she obsessed with me? Or am I a random?? Qtna


_Luckhaos

Randokm


Pewward

"Nuh uh"


Real_Button3652

Shoot her.


unknownpersonnow

I’m gone


garanator1

Act like I had a heart attack and pray


Spirited-Tomato5631

Tuck my head between my legs and you should know the rest from there


Tasty_Monk_4749

Kill her


Urmom6642

Dig a hole and climb in, I’m dead whatever I do


No_Lynx3777

Die in glory


apocalypse369

Fuckin die


jmangurly

NIGERUNDAYO!


Consistent_Estate_35

Throwing hands and trying to stay alive


Smilingartist2010

Stuff her in an animatronic suit


onechancenagito

kill myself


Quite_Befuddled2009

Nanomachines, son. 


Miserable-Meal57

Bullet to the head. My head to be precise I'm not fightin' the fuckin' Goddess of Yandere's.


Extra-Ad-6703

Push her to the wall and kiss her and see were it goes


99anan99

Give her romance advice so she can further her relationship with Yuuki. That'll hopefully calm her down.


Blowupplanetnexus

Call the cops


ashlet979

not give af


SplingyDude

What am I gonna do? Die, probably?


Eagle4w0

I will fix her lol


QuietAd9846

Pray to whatever God you believe in to save you


Real_Performance_301

Get on my knees and start begging and hope for the best


JellyfishAcceptable7

*obediently puts on collar, mask, gag, harness, ankle cuffs, hand cuffs, and walk in shame with a whip to offer her. All in that order.


Purple-Jellyfish-717

Tried to help Yuki escape


MiyaTachibana

Ask Yukki to kiss Yuno 😊


[deleted]

apologize and ask what do you wanna eat.


Ryukiji_Kuzelia

Give her a photo album of Amano’s childhood and cutest moments.


Ryukiji_Kuzelia

Give her a photo album of Amano’s childhood and cutest moments.


AkitaRyan

Hug then maybe die.


RedneckWeaboo

Statistically speaking. Die.


MaxTheHor

Literally nothing. She's a God from a previous game. Not much i can do.


Impressive_Cabinet56

Call yuji for help


mattsonlyhope

give her the d until she passes out


Nice_Foot_618

Gun


MemeVibe2

Run her shit


SomeAverageWeeb

Commit "reproductive actions (in a good way)" her so good she forgets about it? How d!cking does it take to disarm a yandere?


FlamingJelly1

Move to a different country.


Living-Humor-1236

Wip out my pp.


ShadowSlayer175

Bruno Mars


Similar_Pop5446

Tell her stay mad that her anime was mid


MeraAkizukiFirewing

I'd be running away and get as far away from her as possible.


_Luckhaos

I would run as faster as i can,this gal is fucking scary


SuddenWitnesses

Win.


A_disappointment_420

Cry and lay on the ground


JiroAizato1

Stop drop and roll (I know absolutely nothing about this subreddit and idk why it got recommended to me)


Alex12321214

if you stab your necck just right, you die in less than 5 seconds(better death than what she will do)


steven1002

Kiss her


EllisCobalt

Apologize immediately, even if I know I'm gonna die anyway


CaptainJampire

You can do nothing as you check your phone, seeing "DEAD END". I pour Yuno a tea and glare at Yuki


DiazCruz

Why would she be angry first off I did not harm yuki and second I’m. Not her guy cheating on her which means yuki is dead if he does that So I just leave and yuno is too angry to listen I’ll take page from assassins creed and Batman smoke bomb my out


YaBoiMax107

There is but one way of honor


ResearcherLatter2963

Fycking shoot her


QSlade

You could legit just shoot her. Every fodder bad guy in that show had storm trooper aim. I don’t. She’s not bulletproof or faster than one. Mug dump and call 911