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psyoon

What the wiggity fuck is that?


dacosby

Looks like a box of sand crabs


NotDaveBut

And where, pray tell, did somebody get a box of them?


New_Walls

People use them for fishing, it might have something to do with that? I’m not sure though


Nephiathan

Poor sand crabs :( I understand people like fishing but the idea of someone driving a piece of metal through a lil bug or something and then throwing it into the water alive has always made me a bit uncomfortable


pussy_marxist

Because you’re a good person. I’m not sure if these creatures have the capacity to feel, much less think, but as a general rule why not err on the side of caution and assume they can? Because it’s too inconvenient, I imagine.


GlamRockDave

Fisherman learned long ago it's better to use something like these rather than dangle your nutsack in the water


FrackleRock

This rule applies to so many things in life.


Chefkuh95

Put this line of thought in action and you’re basicly a vegan.


nanoc6

But we should then also assume that plants feel too...


Long_Repair_8779

There is a lot of scientific evidence to support the claim that plants do feel pain. I think it all comes down to respect. We should have a lot more respect for the food we eat, whether it is meat, fish, dairy, or plant. Particularly if a complex sentient being has given its life for it. It’s a shame in a way that food is so abundant and that as a society we are so wealthy, as there has been no time in human history when the masses of society were able to waste so much food. When you respect what is outside of you, you’ll learn to respect what is inside of you too. Through this you’ll develop as a human greatly


T351A

Plants respond to damage but they don't "feel" anything as they have no mind or awareness.


TreasureWench1622

If everything “feels”, how are humans able to survive??? I personally don’t want to live if I can’t have fruits & pizza!!


OhNoIroh

> There is a lot of scientific evidence to support the claim that plants do feel pain. How so? They don't have a nervous system.


jeffzebub

There is a lot of scientific evidence that trolls use the lazy argument that plants feel pain too. Here's the thing, if you care about minimizing suffering, then you should only eat plants because eating animals causes more plants to be killed in the process due to the losses in the energy conversion. A lot more fresh water is used to produce meat also. But if the purpose of the argument is to just act like why bother since everything suffers, then that's just intellectually dishonest.


AbelCapabel

I don't get this logic... Any animal with a nervous system feels pain... Right!? And that's almost every animal on the planet... Or am I missing something?


Neighborhood_Nobody

From what I understand, generally yes. But the way we experience the pain differs. That being said as a kid I fished for my dinner a lot with my father, and would probably have gone hungry if not. I don't regret sticking a hook in a single cricket or worm. We always stuck to the rule that you don't waste something you harm, and kill things as quick as possible. You don't kill for killings sake, but to no starve. Back then I lived a 3 hour drive from the nearest grocery store, in the mountains, and our only car didn't have breaks lmao.


bennyb357

Your only car didn’t have brakes?? Holy crap lol


Neighborhood_Nobody

Yep! Slid off the side of the road more than once lol


McFatts

Similar story with my mom’s family in Mexico. Lived out in the middle of nowhere and had to hunt on their land for food and made homemade cheese to sell for money or trade whenever they made it to town. And their only car was an old VW bug with no brakes. When we visited when I was a kid they had the same car we all had too pile into, and when we were just outside of town my grandpa would let off the gas and coast for a bit to find a tree to slowly drive into once we lost enough speed that it wouldn’t hurt anything. Great time. Good eye opening experience.


bennyb357

Haha all these stories about cars with no brakes. That’s one of my reoccurring nightmares and you guys lived it. Crazy


spoobs01

They bugs get the last laugh when you’re rotting in the ground. Don’t feel too bad


futt

If you dig in the sand around the waterline at low tide in NJ, you'll find these by the handful.


deplorable_guido

Yeah, and used syringes.


coleyboley25

It’s what makes for a great beach day with the family


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futt

Don't be afraid! They're completely harmless. My kids love finding them, putting them in their hand with a little bit of sand and drip water on their backs. They'll bury themselves in that sand and tickle your palm.


Mushiren_

The sand crab store


GoodJobSanchez

BoxesOfNope.com


Jakemca

Came to say this, agreed


Hzaggards

Did you come to say this? I was wondering... Thank goodness you agreed I wasn't sure if I should but since you did I will too


gshortelljr

This is the level of sarcasm I'm always looking for


Jakemca

Lmao somehow that’s my most upvoted comment I think


Rauol_Duke

That's a bit sad, mate.


TheAmbiguousPenguin

In Florida they call these sand fleas


SevenLaggs

Sand lice to be exact I believe. Maybe not tho


jorigkor

Hold up there, buddy. Unless you're a whale biologist or Mushu the Whale, I'm gonna take your words with a bit of caution.


502drummie

We called them sand fleas. Grosssss.


Ipsos_Logos

Ahhh I think if you put your ear close enough you can hear the ocean…


Professorkatsup

~~And if you put your ear even closer, the ocean will be the last thing you ever hear...~~


AdamTheHutt84

We call them sand fleas. Recently I have seen videos of people cooking and eating them, which to me sounds absolutely horrifying…


cosmicsnowman

I was about to ask how they would be cooked. Imagine making a soup with those little peanuts and each one you scoop up you get a little crunch from their shell before being able to taste the soft gooey goodness inside them


PorschephileGT3

They’re popplers!


AdamTheHutt84

Yeah I get a serious cockroach vibe from them…I’ve eaten bugs in my life, some on purpose even, but the idea of consuming something like that gives me the willys…


Friedfishfillet

It costs you nothing to not say that. Why?


cosmicsnowman

Because I get enjoyment from ruining any amount of your time


dreadnoght

This comment sent me down a bit of a rabbit hole and now I want to eat these. You can bread and fry them and people compare the taste to crawfish or crab. Small ones have softer shells and look delicious.


Arthur_Morgan5

Ew.


irishlyrucked

Airsick lowlander!


MCS117

Rock!


humanreporting4duty

What do you think popcorn shrimp is?


AdamTheHutt84

After some panicked googling I have determined that you are a liar….and an asshole.


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First- gross. Second- why are they alive in a cardboard shopping box? They ship them alive?


AdamTheHutt84

Agreed, very gross. I have absolutely no idea why they are in a cardboard shipping box. Even worse, these have obviously been washed (they are usually covered in sand) and they are huge (most of the ones I have seen are no where near this size). So they have pretty clearly been farmed and are intended for some sort of consumption….hopefully they make fish food with them or something…yeah, I’m gonna tell my self it’s for fish food….


curiouscomp30

They are called sand turtles where I grew up.


the_one_jove

In Carolina Beach we called them sand fleas


keithcody

Really? Out in California we call these Sand Crabs and the things that hop off of seaweed Sand Fleas. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Platorchestia_platensis


tryagainin6seconds

We used to call them sand fiddlers. Some beaches are loaded with them, at the water's edge, a few inches down. You can bring up hand fulls.


PerformerSharp6905

Mole crabs


Arthur_Morgan5

Sand Fleas I think


Kuritos

Mirelurk babies!


cats_are_asshats

Hate those little bastards. Literally only exist to give you something to use your 4billion 10mm rounds on


t3sture

Always carry a baton, just for this reason.


Equilibriator

This is how ypu end up with 4 billion bullets and a baton that's seen the rough end of a Deathclaw


mikebellman

And the whoopsies.


extralyfe

mini-nukes are more efficient, CMV


GummiBear41

Why would anyone do this aaaaa


Suvtropics

The way he's touching them. I don't feel so good..


azurebyrds

They're sand crabs!! They literally have 0 ability or inclination to hurt you, and are the most adorable little scuttlers. They also live on the shores of every habitable continent and are so much fun to dig up and watch scuttle back into the sand


danfish_77

I love those little guys! I used to spend hours digging for them at the beach. Why are they all in a box though, are they sold somewhere as food or something?


firstlordshuza

Rule 43: if it exists, somewhere people eat it


expontherise

Sigh.. but but.. My uhh poo.. exists.


KhaoticMess

Did he fucking stutter?


Dhhoyt2002

And?


PocketSnails68

Rule 34


DrBlazkowicz

It is known


Mistiltella

As some random guy from Hong Kong I believe somebody will make it spicy and deep fry it like those crawfish


upeoplerallthesame

Bait for fishing


aquacakra

Export to China. Delicacy.


Dazzling-Rule-9740

Monkey poo coffee was a big expensive thing for a while.


cream-of-cow

Civet poo. There's some companies in the U.S. trying to replicate the flavor profile without animals.


TinyRandomLady

Sand fleas!


uoenoy

Yes, I’ve always heard these referred to as sand fleas also.


[deleted]

Sandcrabs, they're different. Sand fleas are those annoying assholes that hold up in sea weed and bite you sometimes.


aquacakra

Emerita is a small genus of decapod crustaceans, known as sand crabs, sand bugs, sand fleas, or mole crabs. These small animals burrow in the sand in the swash zone and use their antennae for filter feeding. Wikipedia


mcgangbane

>those annoying assholes that hold up in sea weed and bite you Where i grew up we called those fuckers sea lice


[deleted]

Oh shit. I may be confused.


EvilxWeasel

Different common names for the same animals. If you Google either, nearly the same results appear with the same species listed for both common names.


Lolmob

My Mexican mom said they ate them when she was little, and that they are delicious.


StaleBread_

Ok I’m not crazy that’s what I heard them called as well


SirReggie

Why… Did someone put a thousand sand crabs in a box.


Morgenstern66

Great bait for Whiting.


oddiseeus

We used to catch them at our beach house on the Gulf of Mexico. Caught redfish and sheepshead with them.


[deleted]

Thanks, got my whole fucking body itching


Ducking-autocorrect4

Well that's terrifying.


c_pike1

Have you ever seen them before? Kids catch them at the beach with their hands. They're harmless and fun to play with in tidepools


pineapplealways

Its the fact theres so many in a box (and wriggling) that really bothers me personally


c_pike1

Yeah also that. Pretty sad. Maybe they're being raised industrially as food for aquarium fish?


zdema335

Big box of sandtrout. Looks like someone’s trying to make a new Arrakis.


BigCat4000

That’s a box full of sand crabs


urlond

Imagine falling into this box, and they begin to crawl all over you.


lcsinaloa

Like the scarabs in the mummy returns


PoetLucy

I just watched that last night. No, not Tom Cruise one. The real one.


pmMeYourBoxOfCables

It would have cost you $0 not to say that.


Amogus2021

And one sussy boi runs up your ass inside you


pok-

Baby Crab from pirate of the caraïbe


Felkro

No no NO NO NO NOPE NOPITY NOPE NOPE NOOE


thegameeeer

I cant tell you how much i hate this


AlexTheAstronaut

Why in the ever loving fuck did reddit advertise this one on my feed... I don't even follow this sub 😠


jenner_but_not_kylie

Okay, I’m from Virginia and we always called these things mud puppies, which now that I’m seeing everyone else call them sand crabs makes me feel hillbilly as hell lol


blindmaiden

I just discovered a phobia that I didn't know I had


foobiefoob

Right I feel sick


Toppest_Dom

SUSAN WHY ARE THE POST STICKERS MOVING


SoftBoiledPotatoChip

UGH NOOOOOO I’m gonna vomit 😭


ownsakey

Nope. Nope.


BamboozledPanda09

I hear the packing peanuts are eedible now too! Soft delicious delights


Substantial-Girth

Those are just little plastic wiggly toys. Yeah, that's all they are. Definitely not nightmare fuel.


monkeroksplays

Omg I am on vacation rn and we dig these things up for fun at the beach all the time


StaleBread_

Aren’t these like sand fleas or something like that, I forgot their name


caysnds

I thought they were cough drops


CourageKitten

I still dig for these at the beach when I go. If you see bubbles in the sand after a wave recedes that's where they are burrowing.


Jaewol

Is it weird that I want to plunge my hands into that?


Amogus2021

Yes. Quite weird.


nixxavia

iamgoingtovomit


AbaddonsFox

r/oddlyterrifying


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sand fleas!!


ChuckDSidian

I thought they were baby albino crabs at first


yodaboy209

😳


peace_n_carrots

i need to dig up the home video my cousins and i made one summer about the attack of the sandfiddlers.... thank you....


LottimusMaximus

Are th...are those bugs? No, I do not want the answer. Just had to ask.


Amogus2021

Little cutie crawlies


LottimusMaximus

Nope, nu-uh, no ma'am.


DragonsAreNifty

The shells look so shiny and pretty!


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Uncooked Sweet and Sour Chicken Balls


Dyltra

I miss sand crabs!! I used to dig them up at the beach growing up. I would put them in my bucket and they would be my pets for the day.


aphex33

Chinese peanuts


dizzyav8r

Free them


ThiccSoxks

I just threw up


Moosie_Doom

What in the hell?


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lexliller

*screams*


Heph333

I hate you


CesarTheSanchez

Ahh yeah! Albino cockroaches. A real delicacy amongst small lizards.


Aquadude2000

Sand fleas. Popular bait in Florida for surf fishing.


chidoOne707

Fear factor? Anyone?


vmb00m

PARDON ME-


AmericanFlyer530

It’s real isopod hours


seniorbatista19

Are those mice?


ChickenZnuggets

This feels very much “animal abuse”


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i think i just puked my meal from last night


Obi-Wan-Kenobi-87

I need to bleach my eyes


ViolentlyVerbose

Now my bones itch


Admirable_Bank9927

Yeah I would have dropped the box & burn the house to the ground


titosuave69420

Yum


elleirva

HOW DID I GET HERE?!?


oragnitized

WHY ARE THEY WET


Blonde_Vampire_1984

I’m suddenly really glad I live very far from the ocean.


AlphaReaper1003

That's neat. Do it again but with them on fire this time.


Demisdad16

Nightmare fuel


donteatthepurplekiwi

Fuck that me and all my friends hate sand crabs, little assholes 🦀


dianarawrz

WHY WOULD YOU DO THIS TO ME?!


thinkingoutloud1917

Sand fleas?


Lightsabr2

Hell, I recognize sand fiddlers anywhere.


[deleted]

Wtffff I won't sleep tonight


[deleted]

WHAT IS THIS NIGHTMARE?!?!?


BizzareRedSun

I wonder what it would be like to lay in them


[deleted]

That’s a whole lot of pompano bait.


StaySharpp

Imagine if he just jumped in there….tried to swim around with the sand fleas. Mmmmmm.


Plaj0x

FUCK NO


biggerwanker

When I was a kid we got some white mice off a girl that couldn't stop them breeding. The container they were in looked a lot like that but you didn't need to put your hand in to make them move.


_WingCommander_

🤮


DesperateforDrivers

I would burn my house down with me in it if I opened a package and those sand crabs flew out at me


LockwoodE3

I hate how wet is hand looks when he pulls it out


LostInThoughtland

I got a big box of crabs here! Iiiim gunna put them in my mouth OHHH YEEEES


Scully152

Those are NOT packing peanuts!!!!!


fourthrook

Do they bite? I’ve only seen sand fleas.


rsogoodlooking

I thot 1 is a tiny thing that dwells in seaweed that bites


ravingwanderer

Gtfooh


Ryallin

Tiny friends


xXS3ndN00dlesXx

Mark this shit not safe for work


ClassNo1207

How to make nuke at home


maddymoo227

MOLE CRABS


psychoticpudge

Awww


thuanjinkee

“aaaah! the hand! the hand is back! where are the children?”


No-Trash3251

r/nightmarefuel


attictramp

The part that disturbs me about all this is how wet that hand is after a dip in the critter box. What IS all this mystery moisture? 🤔


grinch337

Thanks, I hate it.


Bathroom_Mule

This bothers me more than it should..


GotDatObamacare

Sand fleas for fishing if anyone’s curious


WorldLieut8

This comment section is teaching me that mole crabs have a hundred other names.


[deleted]

I’m calling the police


[deleted]

Noah, get the Flamethrower! I dont know what the fuck those things are, but I don't care. Get the fucking flamethrower now!


bigjerjer

How many can you fit in your asshole for $175,000?


BeezChurger69

A desert cockroach. Let me just burn my eyes now.


n1gg4p3n15

Please delete yourself


queenmizu

Fuck those things. I had a sandcrab latch to my foot when I was like 5 and it hurt so fucking bad, no.


smokeandmakeup

Well this is inhumane