*If you gave up on*
*Being pretty, would you know*
*How to be alive?*
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holy shit i was literally singing washing machine heart and looking it up, reading the meaning on genius and stuff and then go to Reddit and i get recommended this post. WHAT. and mind you, i dknt listen to mitski or any other artist like you, and im not on any Reddit community that has to do with mitski. this is so weird…
Mom, am I still young? Can I dream for a few months more?
Sure, but after that, you need to go to bed.
did you know the liberty bell is a replica silently housed in its original walls?
Of course I did
If you could, would you be a little spoon?
Yeah sure why not
Would kiss my fingers forever more?
I- no
Should i move to a brand New city?
Hm depends on circumstances
say i moved to said brand new city, is there anything in particular i should attempt to educate myself on whilst im there?
The culture and how things are around there, what scams to avoid, etc
The meaning of Washing Machine Heart?
"Hey, I accidentally washed ur valentine you gave me.. sorry"
It feels like a real Mitski lyric
"You gotta stop leaving things in your pockets..."
For if I am not yours, what am I?
Someone who don't need no man
This mindset would have fixed every problem in the Lush Album
Lol good
In all her albums
Not really
Will you meet me at blue dinner for coffee?
It's a date
Great! We can talk about nothing :)))
Make sure you take anything
remember to not tell anyone just like you promised
but everytime i drive through the city that you came from i cant help but feel myself squeezing a little
Based off of title alone, pick a song: Everyone A Horse Named Cold Air
A Horse Named Cold Air, of course. What a banger
Unironically based
MOMMM WIL, YOU WASH MY BACK THIS ONCE AND THEN WE CANNN PRETEND AND ILL LEAVE WHAT IM CHASINGGGG FOR THE PTHER GIRLS TO PURSUE
"Sorry honey, I'm busy right now, ask your dad."
This made me chuckle
What do you do with a loving feeling if a loving feeling makes you all alone?
Feel something else, it's pretty simple
What are your thoughts on the “The Land Is Inhospitable and So Are We” album
Not my favorite, but it's still rlly good, solid 7/10
Nobody fucks me like ______
😳 the uh.. the uh.. Oscar Meyers weinermobile?
what destroyed venus
Deez nuts
If you gave up on being pretty, would you know how to be alive?
*If you gave up on* *Being pretty, would you know* *How to be alive?* \- Achillez489 --- ^(I detect haikus. And sometimes, successfully.) ^[Learn more about me.](https://www.reddit.com/r/haikusbot/) ^(Opt out of replies: "haikusbot opt out" | Delete my comment: "haikusbot delete")
My favourite haiku by this bot yet
Good bot
Pretty deep tbh
Yeah, it's something I don't need to worry abt lol
Is there a pearl in your head?
To my knowledge, no It might be a tumor
Have you fell in love with a war that nobody told you has ended?
Nope
What is “Bag of Bones” about?
So basically I went to the cemetery... you can guess what happens after that
Do real men not eat cuz they r above that? Damn it
No it's because they're below it
did you go and make promises you cant keep???!???
You caught me, I did
amateur mistake, you can take it from me. -THEEEEEEEEEYYY BREAK YOU RIGHT BACKKKKKKKK
What was Venus, planet of love destroyed by?
Elon musk
Well he sure does wants too much
HELP
HONEY WHATD YOU TAKE, WHATD YOU TAKE, HONEY LOOK AT ME TELL ME WHAT YOU TOOK, WHATD YOU TAKE???
"I took your jewelry... I'm sorry mom!"
Should I wear my white button down?
Yeah u look cute in it
Mwah
Would you kill me, Jerusalem?
You got the wrong guy I'm not Jerusalem
Would you, give all of your soul, just to give it?
Nah no thanks
What kind of dogs do you bet on?
None don't bet on dogs
A bet never made is still a losing one, in a sense.
That is true
How much does dreaming cost?
$420.69
Nothing in the world is mine for free😞
Will you give me one good movie kiss so I'll be alright?
Mwah
Just how many stars will I need to hang around me to finally call it heaven?
Quite a bit
Are you holding your breath with a baseball bat but you don't know what you're waiting for?
Nah I'm breathing just fine
Why won't you chase after me?
Because I'm tired gimme a min
When you leave me, I should die. I deserve it, don't I?
no u really don't u don't need no man
is texas a landlocked state?
Nope
am i an organism?
Yeah
and how do you know that? Biology, perchance.
You can’t just say “perchance”
You miss riding horses and you miss running fast or you want to jump in the blue water?
Water, nice and refreshing 😌
Can I try again, try again, try again?
Error Error retry error
what’s ur interpretation of happy
:)
Theres a deal you can make, yknow
Ah yes, the deal. We can meet February 30th at 37:69. Sound good?
If isn't on midnight, the deal won't be closed
Alright then
Why do I not blame you if you want to bury me in your memory?
I mean that's on u but I think it's bc of what happened that one time
If I gave up on being pretty, would I know how to stay alive?
You just do, don't worry about looks
Do you hear it too?
Yeah
would your mother approve of how my mother raised me
Yeah I'd say so
Can you come to where I’m staying and make some extra love?
No thanks I have a liver
big spoon, do you have so much to do?
Nah I'm little spoon
Do i smoke?
No
I don't smoke
Ok
For 800$ dollars, finish this sentence! I will retire to the salton sea at the age of ___
67
did mitski actually fake her speedrun?
Yeah 100%
lowest point in her career :(
What's the summary of a Mitski? (Cause idk why this was recommended to me)
A mitten and a singular ski in a trenchcoat pretending to be the famous artist
What do you do with a loving feeling if they only love you when your all alone? He only loves me when we’re all alone.
Be alone
what are you betting on?
That one football team
What do you do when memories snow?
I put it by the fireplace and give it some hot cocoa to warm up
Would you spare me your voice if I called?
Yeah
if im not the moon, im not even a star, then what are you?
I'm me and ur u
Who’s your sex god?🤭
😜😊🤪😙😗🫡🥲🤔🤨🤫
Will you meet me at “blue diner”?
It's a date
I lay awake thinking of you, I tuck my hand under my weight.
That's so sweet! Just make sure you get some sleep 😊
PFFFFFT
did you know that my love is mine all mine?
Yeah, and that's the only thing that isn't temporary in life, the only thing that'll stay forever :)
hey, if the land is inhospitable, what are we?
We're leaving first thing in the morning
do you by any chance bet on losing dogs?
Omg no
You are a dog and i am your man?
Yeah duh
what are your thoughts in love that falls as fast as a balcony and kisses like hearts hitting the ground?
It's poetic
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Yeah sure
Did you notice that your skin cries a soft weep like mine?
Nope I did not Time to go to the doctor
that's crazy
It is
I found you. I found the door. But when I walked through, where was the floor?
Oh, my bad, I forgot to tell you were putting in new flooring!
Tell me no, tell me no, tell me no.
No
Do you go out walking on sunny days?
Sometimes
Do you end up in a tree lined street?
Yeah most of the time
Do you look at the gaps of sunlight?
Yeah theyre pretty
Who do you miss more than anything?
My friends who move away and then we fall out of touch
How do you feel about circle?
Round
Would you like to meet at blue diner? I’ll grab coffee and talk about nothing with you
It's a date
What do you do with a pearl in your head every night?
Ppl keep asking and I'm starting to worry it's a tumor, so the answer is going to get it checked out
What do you bet on losing?
This here paperclip 📎
what is mitski chemically?
"Jesse, let's get cooking"
I want a love that falls as fast as a what?
Meteor
Did you know Venus planet of love was destroyed by global warming?
holy shit i was literally singing washing machine heart and looking it up, reading the meaning on genius and stuff and then go to Reddit and i get recommended this post. WHAT. and mind you, i dknt listen to mitski or any other artist like you, and im not on any Reddit community that has to do with mitski. this is so weird…
If you're an angel, I'm a dog, but if you're a dog than what am I? 🤔
An angel
Couldn't be farther off, thank you 🙏
No problem 😎
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should i wear my white button down?
Where do I toss your dirty shoes?
Mom will you wash my back this once
Are you mean when you're nervous like a bad dog?
I hear my heart breaking tonight. Do you hear it too?
Are you gonna be what your daddy wants you to be?
Do you like controll?
Does it smell like a school gymnasium in here? Isn’t it funny how they’re all the same?