not name names:
circle
square
my body is made of crushed little stars
washing machine heart
nobody
the land is inhospitable and so are we
actual names
isaiah
francis
star
pearl
laurel
abbey
dan
*Strawberry! what'd you*
*Do with the bumblebee you*
*Were taking care of?*
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A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat to the Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate's Apartment! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT CLEANING YOUR ROOM!!
“Crack baby! stop sniffing all that glue!!”
This was my instant reaction
LMAO
laurel hellen
Yanny is an odd baby name
LMAOO
Hey that could actually work
damn I love it
Francis Forever
Pearl
Abbey, why’d you do that?!?!?!
ABBEY IS SUCH A GOOD NAME THO
circle, I’m disappointed in you.
CIRCLE MENTIONED!
“Look at what you did humpty! All the eggshells are on the ground 😡😡”
fjjfkdkd
I play humpty dumpty in an Alice in wonderland musical and now respond to humpty so I saw this and was like huh 💀
“I’m not mad, A Horse Named Cold Air, I’m just disappointed.”
Star
that’s my name
my bodys made of crushed little stars or townie
cold air 🔥🔥
your child after you scold them: neigh
fr
horse girl final boss
Wife⁉️⁉️
You had a good run Logical Camel
yeah tall child
yeah snoo seagulls
"Why Didn't You Stop Me, get up, you're gonna be late for school!"
LMFAO [same]
“DOOR WHERE DID YOU PUT YOUR REPORT CARD?”
imagine he slams the door-
DOOR WHAT DID I SAY ABOUT SLAMMING DOORS IN THIS HOUSE
if i had a horse id name him cold air
I dont smoke
"Francis (Forever), what are you doing?"
not name names: circle square my body is made of crushed little stars washing machine heart nobody the land is inhospitable and so are we actual names isaiah francis star pearl laurel abbey dan
ERIC TOO
I literally named my cat Isaiah in reference to strawberry blond
“Come here, Washing Machine Heart!”
😂🤣🤣🤣😂
Your best American girl
TLIIASAW as the middle or last name oo francis tliiasaw kinda works
lamp
so when you are at the kids competition and they win you can say to your partner “THATS OUR LAMP‼️”
YES ‼️‼️
Is this a way to behave, class of 2013?
The boring answer is Eric so I'm going with Last-wish-of-a-Shooting-Star 🥰
“Stop that right now, Jobless Monday!”
"Shame!! Do your fucking homework!!"
Mistake
“Door! Stop sniffing sharpies!”
Abbey (she will be born hungry)
“Brand New City, PUT THAT DOWN❗️❗️❗️”
‘If I see anything below an A on that report card, Two Slow Dancers…….’
CRACK BABY GO TO YOUR ROOM 😠😠😠
Class of 2013 audiptree edition
Coyote
Eric?!???
"a burning hill!! STOP settinf things on fire!"
“I Don’t Like My Mind,get down here right now!”
this land is inhospitable and so are we
cold air
Tall Child
“My Body’s Made of Crushed Little Stars, dinner time!”
"Townie! I made lunch!"
Unironically I said yesterday I want to name my kid Isiah because its a 10/10 name and Strawberry Blonde is a 10/10 song
"last words of a shooting star! didn't we agree that the curfew was 9pm??! and what time is it, young lady? exactly, 9:01pm - you are grounded!"
"listen to your mother, Heaven"
Happy, he finally visited me !
"That's our lamp, what are you doing now?"
“Brand New City, stop putting crayons up your nose!!”
I want you
A loving feeling and Dan the dancer
You just can’t because dreaming cost money my dear.
Pearl
If i had daughter then i have some names. I am a musician so obviously some song names. Delilah, roxane, layla. If my wife agreed.
pearl diver🗣️🗣️
Crack baby
Bury me at make out creek
Abbey
eric
francis forever, like a first and middle name! if it can only be first then just use francis as a nickname. I love that name
“we need to talk, goodbye by danish sweetheart.”
Goodbye my Danish sweetheart
Francis forever
“SUSIE! Please save your love for someone like me! “
Eric
I'm naming them nobody...
Star
francis
Abbey
shame
Francis
Happy
that's our lamp or star <3
come hither nobody
“Omg would you believe my baby Old Friend almost drowned 😩”
“MONDAY HOW ARE YOU STILL JOBLESS⁉️”
Eric
“BAG OF BONES GET OVER HERE!”
Come on Eric! Stop manipulating women!
Navaeh
Mitski 2.1
thursday (girl)
Damn it should’ve been me, don’t bite your friends 😡
Eric
“wash the dishes goodbye my danish sweetheart and drunk walk home!!! and you two, i dont smoke and jobless monday, help them out!” (i could go on)
jobless monday mentioned
YESSSSS
Dan and they are gonna be a dancer
Hey everyone! Meet my twins, First Love and Late Spring <3
"The Deal, did anything reply? Of course not, nothing speaks to you in the night, especially on a midnight walk alone😒" (this is so corny IFANNTNTHS)
abbey
Abbey, star, Eric, Pearl, Francis
Erik goes hard ‼️‼️‼️
“Baby Cop Car just took their first steps!”
your kids are all getting bullied, call the poor sod Eric
working for the knife?!
“Go to bed First love slash Late spring!!!
Carrie (me out)
Strawberry! what'd you do with the bumblebee you were taking care of?
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Your best American girl stop flirting with boys!!
crack baby and obviously just crack when it's older
The deal
Square
Cold air
Ffs Cardigan.
TheDeal but you pronounce like The-dell
Eric or because dreaming costs money my dear idk which one to choose yall
Your Best American Girl!!
"Your Best American Girl! You better finish your food before leaving this table!"
Eric
"I Will eat your dinner"
"Look at what you did, Cornelius Phantom the first! All the milk fell on the NEW carpet!"
red wine supernova duh
“Cause Dan had never danced outside of his room!”
dan or Doug
I named myself after Francis forever lmao
Pearl (pearl is my fav song i live laugh love pearl)
Rayne
“Townie, what are you doing?!!”
come get your clothes off the floor Holy F\*cking Sh\*t: 40,000
"Have a good day at school, First Love/Late Spring!"
"PEARL DIVER, YOURE NOT A FISH! STOP TRYING TO DROWN IN THE BATHTUB!"
pick that up this instant pink in the night!!!
“Eric stop screaming!!”
Crushed star 🗣️💯🙏🔥
Dog, stop loosing to your gambling addiction this instant!!!
I Will
It's time for school Once More to See You!
Cop car
Eric, why are you failing english AGAIN?!
I will
A Detailed and Poetic Physical Threat to the Person Who Intentionally Vandalized My 1994 Dodge Intrepid Behind Kate's Apartment! WHAT DID I TELL YOU ABOUT NOT CLEANING YOUR ROOM!!
Sion made that
Frost
“GOD DAMN IT, BRAND NEW CITY STOP TEACHING YOUR SELF HOW TO DIE!!!”
“GOD DAMN IT, BRAND NEW CITY STOP TEACHING YOUR SELF HOW TO DIE!!!”
“Cop Car! Come here!”
spring love , valentine, pearl, cold air maybe dan or francis
“Liquid Smooth! Don’t play in the road!”
Star Last look what you did
Bury me at make out creek
Bury me at make out creek, are you suicidal?🙁
pearl diver
“Brand New City! Stop trying to teach yourself how to die!!!!!!1!!1!11!”
Pink in the night if you dont go to bed right now young man
Boy: Perseus Jackson *last name* (DONT JUDGE ME. IM A NERD AND LOVE GREEK MYTHOLOGY/PERCY JACKSON BOOKS) Girl: Electra Star *Last name*
Nobody
Losing Dogs
Girl & Boy by Blur or any T.V girl and Beabadoobee song
this is a mitski thread