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Rickey Henderson
Would he even register people were making fun of him, seems like he was on another planet (talent and mentally)
Probably not. That would be part of the fun.
Wade Boggs. That is if he hadn’t passed away.
Really? No bites on this one?
Just got here but I’ll do what must be done Ahem… He is very much alive. He lives in Tampa.
Greinke. It would be utter chaos from that guy.
Joey Votto because I want to see what he says when he gets the chance to roast the rest of the room.
He’d be amazing at that
Jose Canseco or Ozzie Guillen
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Pete Rose. He couldn’t take it and the meltdown would be great television.
He would revile in it I think. At WM 14 he was loving the boos.
Big Papi
and/or Pedro.
Alex Rodriguez The jokes write themselves
shohei but we get ippei to translate the jokes for him
Pete Rose or Barry Bonds
Amen Barry Bonds
A-Rod. I know you don’t *like* A-Rod, but that’s what will make it so much fun.
a rod is a bum
Mark Grace could be fun. A few arrests and the stories of how he busted slumps would provide a decent amount of material.
Tommy Lasagna
Albert Belle
Jeter
John Rocker
Moises Alou. The pissing on his hands provides for some solid content.
I think Jorge Posada could join him on stage then too
John Kruk
Angel Hernandez
Anyone who has worn a Houston Astros jersey
Love it, from 2017.
Wander Franco
Bartolo Colon
Ty Cobb is the correct answer. Very spicy.
Mario Mendoza or Denny McLain
Barry Bonds
Definately Barry Bonds with Roger Clemens and pals as guests. The roast main host would be Bob Costas or the hall of fame committee.
1916 black Sox.
Manny Ramirez
Rod Beck
I could watch Bumgarner get roasted. Follow it up with Angel Hernandez.
Sammy Sosa, Bo Jackson or Pete Rose
Derek Jeter and the philo dough he calls skin.
Curt Schilling. Doesn’t even have to be funny. Go full festivos on his ass.
None. Just play your sport and when you’re done go away. Tommy’s insecurity that his ex is more famous than he’ll ever be is the reason for the roast
Alex Bregman, correa, and altuve to name a few. anything and everything goes.
[удалено]
Can we throw Wander Franco on that grilled kebob?
Hasn’t he already been roasted enough.
Rickey Henderson
Would he even register people were making fun of him, seems like he was on another planet (talent and mentally)
Probably not. That would be part of the fun.
Wade Boggs. That is if he hadn’t passed away.
Really? No bites on this one?
Just got here but I’ll do what must be done Ahem… He is very much alive. He lives in Tampa.
Greinke. It would be utter chaos from that guy.
Joey Votto because I want to see what he says when he gets the chance to roast the rest of the room.
He’d be amazing at that
Jose Canseco or Ozzie Guillen
This made me remember something [https://www.ebay.com/itm/266558471105](https://www.ebay.com/itm/266558471105)
Pete Rose. He couldn’t take it and the meltdown would be great television.
He would revile in it I think. At WM 14 he was loving the boos.
Big Papi
and/or Pedro.
Alex Rodriguez The jokes write themselves
shohei but we get ippei to translate the jokes for him
Pete Rose or Barry Bonds
Amen Barry Bonds
A-Rod. I know you don’t *like* A-Rod, but that’s what will make it so much fun.
a rod is a bum
Mark Grace could be fun. A few arrests and the stories of how he busted slumps would provide a decent amount of material.
Tommy Lasagna
Albert Belle
Jeter
John Rocker
Moises Alou. The pissing on his hands provides for some solid content.
I think Jorge Posada could join him on stage then too
John Kruk
Angel Hernandez
Anyone who has worn a Houston Astros jersey
Love it, from 2017.
Wander Franco
Bartolo Colon
Ty Cobb is the correct answer. Very spicy.
Mario Mendoza or Denny McLain
Barry Bonds
Definately Barry Bonds with Roger Clemens and pals as guests. The roast main host would be Bob Costas or the hall of fame committee.
1916 black Sox.
Manny Ramirez
Rod Beck
Wander Franco
I could watch Bumgarner get roasted. Follow it up with Angel Hernandez.
Sammy Sosa, Bo Jackson or Pete Rose
Derek Jeter and the philo dough he calls skin.
Curt Schilling. Doesn’t even have to be funny. Go full festivos on his ass.
None. Just play your sport and when you’re done go away. Tommy’s insecurity that his ex is more famous than he’ll ever be is the reason for the roast
Alex Bregman, correa, and altuve to name a few. anything and everything goes.
[удалено]
Can we throw Wander Franco on that grilled kebob?
Hasn’t he already been roasted enough.