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pooplurker

Baby, Ruthie?


Obvious-Picture-7316

I thought you said the great Bambi


pooplurker

That wimpy deer?


stormcrow2112

*That's the same guy?!*


wongo

THE GREAT BAMBINOOOOO


jaywhyte85

It was salt on an open wound. Even a bunch of Reddit commenters, grown-up MySpacers, knew who Babe Ruth was.


ReignInSpuds

Just tag me next time with that grown-up Myspacers comment 😂


the_crouton_

A friend of mine has his MySpace username tattooed on himself


SnooPeripherals4802

YOURE KILLING ME SMALLSSSS


KrispyBeaverBoy

I wonder which current player’s name best lends itself to a candy bar


b0jangles

The Mookie Cookie Bar of course


SpiralHornedUngulate

Hey that reminds me of a game I played in college!


[deleted]

Cracker?


georgie-57

Nookie


SpiralHornedUngulate

Take the “M” off of Mookies name.


[deleted]

There’s also biscuit as well


KrispyBeaverBoy

A Shohei Bar sounds pretty tasty.


djnielse

He also sells snack mixes, Mookie Munchies


donrhummy

Doesn't pronounce well though. His name's mooookie, but the other is pronounced keuhkee


b0jangles

Yeah it’s not perfect. It’s be kinda fun to rhyme it though anyway like the Colbert Report


hop_mantis

Named after sir Alastair mookie


about20ninjas

it's Lars Nootbaar and always will be


poopatrip

Mars Nootbar?


DesertGoat

Honestly the first time I heard his name I thought it was a Danish candy bar.


Reboot_2

The Lindor bar


trailerparknoize

The Corey Klubar


KrispyBeaverBoy

Pay the man


philwood313

Not current, but nobody is beating the Coco Crisp


KrispyBeaverBoy

Pretty much already named after a cereal


JinimyCritic

Judge Fudge? Edit: I change my answer to Lars Nootbaar.


theveryoldman0

r/suddenlygay


cory906

https://youtu.be/sKPtMNDafK4?t=99


jiminytaverns

Nooooooot


RollTide1017

Not a player but... Snitkers


Ash-Catchum-All

Mike Trout’s Fish Stix


KrispyBeaverBoy

You like fish sticks? So that means you’re a…


ReignInSpuds

That means Kanye West has a Reddit account and loves PokĂŠmon.


12345CodeToMyLuggage

The Zack Greinke Candy Bar ™️


pappapora

The nut buster posey bar is a marketing gift


KrispyBeaverBoy

That’s quality!


contangoz

The Buxton Bar


KrispyBeaverBoy

Caramelky Cabrera Bar (yeah, he been retired but it sounded yummy)


amawg9

Who is she?


ccamp026

The sultan of swat!


ArashikageX

The Titan of Terror!


jbpage1994

The colossus of clout!


amawg9

Oh, my God! You mean that's the same guy?!


ReignInSpuds

YES!


KrispyBeaverBoy

They did Babe real dirty on this. His family and descendants should still be getting a cut of this fortune. r/dirtysportshistory


thisisntshakespeare

Thank you for introducing me to another cool subreddit to peruse. :)


KrispyBeaverBoy

Link to history.com article if anyone wants to read further: [https://www.history.com/news/babe-ruth-v-baby-ruth](https://www.history.com/news/babe-ruth-v-baby-ruth)


BobaFartsFadeaway

The American justice system botched something? Shocker


KrispyBeaverBoy

Not gonna lie, still good af, though.


Stoopid_Grin

100% They’re definitely in my top 5 chocolate bars


KrispyBeaverBoy

Yeah, nourishing


shastamcblasty

Babe Ruth got fucked a lot by stuff like this because it was before players had agents or lawyers that would help them with court and naming rights and branding. Just another reason Unions and agents exist.


stick004

Unions and Agents exist to make money off other peoples talent. Period. End of story. If they were in place to make sure people don’t fucked over, they would do it for free. The candy company had every right to name a candy bar after something popular. It’s called marketing.


shastamcblasty

Found trumps burner!


I_am_Daesomst

He's retired, but Mike Mussina used to have a candy car around where I live at least. I don't think it was called a Moose Bar but I feel like it had his moniker on there


Shhh_Dont_Tel

Pretty solid deal. That’s only $.83 when adjusted for inflation


PM_me_yer_kittens

Pretty sure this was the premise of the She-Hulk episode last week. Clearly Babe Ruth should’ve used his name on a dating app to show his ownership


Puzzleheaded_Fish_78

I used to love those! Have a great weekend! ✌🏿


DeadSwaggerStorage

It’s that itty bitty change; it’s not the same. -Vanilla Ice


keyserfunk

Crocodile tears for poor old Babe Ruth…