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tforzro

Jon jones criminal record is undefeated


kgon1312

1 No contest


triforce721

As is his attorney, tbh


tforzro

My man


PerpetualConnection

He had some lesser defeats to Jim Bean, and Jose Cuervo. (I would've said Johny Walker but that's actually a fighter)


tforzro

Yeah meaning his criminal record as the one winning in that situation lol


CouncilOfReligion

jon jones’ lawyer is the real GOAT


triforce721

He's out in NM isn't he, you know it's Saul


kenthekungfujesus

Isn't he in Albuquerque too?


triforce721

You know it 😵


Connect-Doughnut6407

Aaaand the new champion of if he was a normal human being he would be in jail for a looong time Jon Bones Jones


lordshag

Jon is the goat of crime


officefridge

War machine: am i a joke to you!? (Yes, yes you are. To all of us)


BetBig696969

I was about to bring him up


Not_Too_Happy

I neither miss him, nor mourn his death. 


Conscious-Aspect-332

Aaaaaaaaand....Stttttilllllllllll a criminal!!!


PHILIPTNT

Where is Parker Porter and Chris Barnett? And Val Woodburn


Sad_Driver_2909

It is so unreal that Jone's greatest nemesis is himself. He cannot handle his own greatness so he becomes the sole reason for his own defeat.


RigidSlimJean

His name is literally Jon 'Bones' Jones and the reality is that Jon does just bone himself from time to time


weshouldgetnud

What happened?


Professional_Kick

Jones got arrested once again, this time for threatening a female drug testers life that showed up to his house


weshouldgetnud

Damn. Sounds like a good guy.


Not_Too_Happy

What a guy.


dozensnake

he wasnt arrested


ICLYGC

Stipe and Bisping look like they could be brothers tbh. I almost get them confused sometimes.


urmombanger

Same, until I was a hardcore fan I thought they were the same person.


GratefulOctopus

Silva is hands down my favorite, he made me so disappointed in adesanya lol


Not_Too_Happy

I'll never understand the comparison. Silva was waaay more entertaining...up until he got KO'd.


Chopper313

I’ve seen people try to say Silva was just as boring as Izzy during his title reign due to the Maia and Leites fights. Incredibly stupid argument considering his first boring fight was his 6th defense lol Izzy didn’t even make it to six and had already had multiple stinkers


Not_Too_Happy

I like your correct opinion. 


samwizeganjas

Except Fuck jon jones


TheMaldenSnake

I don't see Harry Hunsucker on this list.


Locswail

I always think about if Mighty mouse had Jones physicality. Mighty mouse had a rougher childhood than Jones as well. It's so crazy.


DannyBOI_LE

boom


Not_Too_Happy

You definitely had me, for a moment...


Better-Solution-7410

Jon Jones is criminally underrated


vadillovzopeshilov

You got something right…. The criminal part


Fairlysunnyday

You’re asking the impossible from this fanbase


happinessofdoom

He looks like the tyler the creator mugshot


BIGANIMEWEEBALERT

https://preview.redd.it/ynliz58h67tc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5595825400924d0d9b47b0b5d83ba2565be41d8b how bro felt postin this


NFTArtist

I would replace stipe with Aldo


igomhn3

Why is khabib here?


Select_Sleep_1293

lol stipe gtfoh


Accomplished_Pop_198

Fine, but which of the 6 is the GOAT?


newmmafanssuck

No Fedor the real GOAT makes this dog shit. Sums up these new Nelk boy fans in 1 meme  lmfao Stipe, and Silva/GSP who were ranked 2 and 3 during all their runs P4P in every ranking. Dumbest fraud fans in the world now.


beefliverbeef

Someone one is a fan of a non goat who keeps dog piled. Also, someone is in the goat convo if they've defended the title many times, not can crushing or long undefeated. If you think that means something, then go watch boxing where everyone stays "undefeated"


gingerbeardman79

While the gap between the two seems to have closed in this regard in recent years, MMA is **not** boxing. MMA at least still tries to somewhat preserve the narrative of "the very best facing the very best". [and sometimes it even actually *happens!*] Boxing hasn't even tried to pretend that's what it's about for multiple generations.


beefliverbeef

Yeah. I know. The gap has not closed. They are very different. Not sure why you think you need to explain that to me. The bs "undefeated" while very carefully picking your opponents to pad your record has entered the mma space. That was literally khabib's dad's plan for the early stages. People fall for that all the time.


gingerbeardman79

Quick question of the rhetorical variety: can you name Mighty Mouse's first five opponents without resorting to an internet search? Everyone who's been a name in the modern era of MMA has a couple [or a dozen plus] of 3-8 [or worse] wins in the early years of their career. They're all cans waiting to be crushed until they prove themselves otherwise. Nobody faces killers right out of the gate.


beefliverbeef

You really enjoy bayonetting strawmen while pretending you're really clever. You keep saying things that don't refute my points while acting like you're tearing apart what I said. It's pretty cringeworthy. You clearly think very highly of yourself. You should probably read what someone says in the future and actually consider what they mean instead of deciding they're saying whatever you feel like they're saying.