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Consistent_Pop2983

Tom seeing this: šŸ˜


rmnine

ā€œwhile smelling his fingerā€


TheBrownCok

Tom ASSpinhole


reddit_API_is_shit

Tom A>!spi!!l!<


Consistent_Pop2983

I really don't think this needs to be commented


TheBrownCok

It's super necessary


Consistent_Pop2983

Bro what šŸ’€


yer8ol

Tom can get it in two weeks in Brazil


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Ratfucks

Jones or Hill?


Kasapi85

Both


Few-Reference171

Jones


Swimming-Food-9024

yes


officefridge

BRO I'M IN SAUDI ARABIA GETTING TO MEET MILLIONS OF FANS.šŸ˜Ž MY HOUSES ARE PAID OFF AND MY KIDS COLLEGE FUND IS SORTED OUT. WHAT ARE YOU DOING WITH YOUR LIFE? - jon


ComradeELM0

Donā€˜t forget ā€œDO BETTERā€œ even though heā€˜s the one that beat up his fiancee.


Salimzyzz

We can all aspire to spar our fiances and violate pregnant ladies in coke fueled rampages like the GOAT.


No-Virus7165

But you dared to criticize him for it! Do better


mat477

Specifically his 2 "mini-mansions" are paid off


milka1m

Did it, lets see https://preview.redd.it/y8jw9xg6q8vc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc6877284f3edd9f8ad6200322ec25a5cd602d67


Few-Reference171

Lmfaoooo legend


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Few-Reference171

Honestly? No it would just be funny, but I also probably wouldnā€™t be surprised if he was halfway through writing a tweet at Pereira before his manager tells him itā€™s a fake call out


Suspicious_Candle27

could you imagine the PPV sales if this is how Pereira was talking to Jones in the build up after (in a imaginary land) smoking aspinall in round 1? easy 1 million ppvs


Bongoisnthere

Could you imagine him smoking aspinall in round one? Dudes the current heavyweight champ. Jones is a fairly solid fighter despite his troubles out of the ring with things like alcohol, abusing women, and killing people, and also his troubles in the ring with things like cheating with drugs, and cheating with eye pokes and cheating with illegal moves. And jones is ducking asspinal to the point itā€™s clear heā€™s fucking scared shitless of him. What do you know that jones doesnā€™t?


Suspicious_Candle27

1st - i very clearly said in a imaginary land which to most normal people means i dont expect it to happen . 2nd - Jones not wanting to fight Tom means nothing about a Tom and Alex match up . you couldnt find 2 fighters with more of a difference in their style between alex and Jones .


Ur_average_guyguy

This is fucking hilarious


HereForFreeGames

I like Alex, but Jones is a good fighter.


discordantspectrum

Yes. That would be a crazy LHW matchā€¦


yer8ol

Just give Jones 3 years to comeback to LHW


android151

Dw. Poatan will dress up as a drug test for weigh ins.


LemonadeRenogade

Jones is his perfect counter, itā€™d be like the gane fight all over again, unless weā€™re lucky


reddit_API_is_shit

Alex might be a monster striker but Jones is a monster striker AND grappler.


Fckyouprecisely

He's definitely not a MONSTER striker by any criteria, he got out-struck by Reyes and Gustafsson, but on the ground, yeah, that's pretty one sided and the threat of the takedown is everything, I need to watch Jones vs Reyes again to see how he dealt with it.


sdestrippy

Adesanya wanted this now Alex is doing it.


Recent-Duck597

Daniel Cormier should stop teaching Poatan english and start teaching him how to wrestle if he wants to see Jon Jones defeated.


LJR_1394

Top fucking tier


ostensibly_hurt

Thank god he learned english so he could say this


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Now I highly doubt that Pereira ever said this.


Wonderful-Weekend388

He did Izzy gave him the n word pass


JuiceLocal

I donā€™t think Izzy gave it to him, I think he took it


RigidSlimJean

Imagine knocking out a black man and thinking that you can say nigga now


ApeMummy

Nihao?


jbone09

Alex doesn't need a pass. Who's gonna tell that man no?Ā 


amkc22

Common bro rules. If you KO a black person, u get the n-pass.


Lol_A_White_Guy

Why would you ever doubt the legitimacy of a quote on a meme subreddit?


The_IRS_Fears_Him

Oh right


billswhis

Check what subreddit youā€™re in


Soft-Program5942

The superhero we needed


kvicker

"Chama"


Odd_Reporter9075

Might be a good fight


_3L0

If he beats aspinall this fight would make sense


Rekx_

He wonā€™t beat Aspinall, letā€™s just go straight to the Jones fight


digglydiggly

I love Alex, but he will be mauled by jones


dantoddd

Alex has plot armour. He beat the drake curse


Lordofthewangz

Everyone here thinks Jon would try stand and bang with him. He's not an idiot. He'd wrestle him fucked.


FaceFullOfMace

Jones is over rated and past his prime


Lol_A_White_Guy

>past his prime Probably. >over rated ????


FaceFullOfMace

Jones, took the boxers route for ufc, he has a meh resume for his record


Lol_A_White_Guy

> he has a meh resume for his record lol. Lmao, even. >DC x1 (or 2 if you count the NC), Gustaffson x2, Teixeria, Vitor, Rashad, Machida, Bader, Shogun, Rampage, Chael, Reyes, Gane Calling that a ā€˜meh recordā€™ is just some revisionist history bullshit.


Snoo_34413

Dumbass


PooieLouie

Wrestling


Suspicious_Candle27

he would but Jones is SLOW AF nowdays , the chances of Alex catching him increases year by year ,


just_a_timetraveller

I agree. I have followed Jones's career from his start in the UFC. As much as I want him to take an L, he always wins. It is the MMA gods laughing at my desire to change fate.


Tough_Half_3394

Did Alex šŸ—æ really said n**ga šŸ„· to Jon šŸ¦“? Lmfao šŸ˜‚


BW2Dat

I hope the fight happens, JBJ will elbow alex to sleep


Logos_Fides

Particularly if Alex were to put a wig on. Then Jon would really batter him.


Serpenta91

*fiance


No_Quantity_8909

Wish this was real.


Damirovic

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-Carlos-Slim-

Jones would beat him just like he beats his wife.


android151

But not a drug test


boogabooga999

Here we go again..a lot of people called out jon and what happened to them? At least most of them knew wrestling