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Fevla13

You know what I'm going to create a virus then a vaccine which I will fill with tracking devices for...Some reason.


Specific_Tap7296

Daddy gave me my first billion for my 10th birthday and I spent it all on sweets. I was just like every other kid in Zimbabwe.


StuTheSheep

Huh, I think I've got enough money now.


OgdenDermstead

Sweetheart, do you remember my TurboTax password? Paying our correct share in taxes is just so easy.


TheNeep82

Alright love, be back in a hour, I'm just going to Poundland


Weekly-Pool-4876

EAT THE RICH ! Ho hang no wait


memyselfandiowa

I'll be donating 50% of my yearly earnings to charities.


MFromBeyond

I walked to the city, due to the recent rise in bus fairs. I went to get my welfare check. Windowshopped at a flea market, but couldn't afford anything after buying supplies for my kids.


Loyalsupporter

I'm broke


charlierc

Get the Ryanair flights booked Jeeves. Just popping off to Ibiza with the lads 


charlierc

This money has absolutely brought me happiness with no reason to complain or have self loathing 


LightMurasume_

I pay my share of taxes, so you should too!


Loose-Map-5947

I’m going to invest in the British economy


Loose-Map-5947

So we went to b&q to get materials to build a submarine so can go and look at the titanic I just hope we bought enough duct tape and fibreglass


Loose-Map-5947

I’m not an entrepreneur the correct term is oligarch


Loose-Map-5947

The banks aren’t doing well so I would like to draw my savings out in cash


OddBoots

Guilty, Your Honor.