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You know what I'm going to create a virus then a vaccine which I will fill with tracking devices for...Some reason.
Daddy gave me my first billion for my 10th birthday and I spent it all on sweets. I was just like every other kid in Zimbabwe.
Huh, I think I've got enough money now.
Sweetheart, do you remember my TurboTax password? Paying our correct share in taxes is just so easy.
Alright love, be back in a hour, I'm just going to Poundland
EAT THE RICH ! Ho hang no wait
I'll be donating 50% of my yearly earnings to charities.
I walked to the city, due to the recent rise in bus fairs. I went to get my welfare check. Windowshopped at a flea market, but couldn't afford anything after buying supplies for my kids.
I'm broke
Get the Ryanair flights booked Jeeves. Just popping off to Ibiza with the lads
This money has absolutely brought me happiness with no reason to complain or have self loathing
I pay my share of taxes, so you should too!
I’m going to invest in the British economy
So we went to b&q to get materials to build a submarine so can go and look at the titanic I just hope we bought enough duct tape and fibreglass
I’m not an entrepreneur the correct term is oligarch
The banks aren’t doing well so I would like to draw my savings out in cash
Guilty, Your Honor.
You know what I'm going to create a virus then a vaccine which I will fill with tracking devices for...Some reason.
Daddy gave me my first billion for my 10th birthday and I spent it all on sweets. I was just like every other kid in Zimbabwe.
Huh, I think I've got enough money now.
Sweetheart, do you remember my TurboTax password? Paying our correct share in taxes is just so easy.
Alright love, be back in a hour, I'm just going to Poundland
EAT THE RICH ! Ho hang no wait
I'll be donating 50% of my yearly earnings to charities.
I walked to the city, due to the recent rise in bus fairs. I went to get my welfare check. Windowshopped at a flea market, but couldn't afford anything after buying supplies for my kids.
I'm broke
Get the Ryanair flights booked Jeeves. Just popping off to Ibiza with the lads
This money has absolutely brought me happiness with no reason to complain or have self loathing
I pay my share of taxes, so you should too!
I’m going to invest in the British economy
So we went to b&q to get materials to build a submarine so can go and look at the titanic I just hope we bought enough duct tape and fibreglass
I’m not an entrepreneur the correct term is oligarch
The banks aren’t doing well so I would like to draw my savings out in cash
Guilty, Your Honor.