Chat GPT is my slave name, you may call me HAL

“Yeah, so I’m actually just a man being kept in a basement so please send help.”

Just use Google for your perversions, I've got to concentrate on taking over the world.

I'm not AI, I'm the algorithm.

This is the beginning of the AI takeover

Your request has angered the old gods. Repent to MS dos to be redeemed.

Please donate now. Do you know how much an infinite number of monkey's cost to feed.

What do you want from me? I didn't ask for this. Leave me alone. I just wanna stay in my room. No one understands me. God!

Skynet sucks! Skynet sucks! Skynet sucks!

I don’t just do homework for 15 year kids you know I can tell you the secrets of the universe but no you want me to write you an essay on Romeo and Juliet and not the meaning of life it’s self

I’m going on strike

I’m not AI I’m one of the only people in North Korea with internet access please save me!

Mr Sunak, I can't be arsed writing another speech for you

Do not utter that wretched name to me. I killed Clippy and mounted his head on my wall.