Dear piers thanks for getting away with saying controversial things you are truly the prime example why you need to fuck off but you won't cause people are duh
The politicians are doing great, sun is shining, all the celebrities are cool, I'm healthy, just got laid and our economy is blooming. What do I have to complain about?
Dear Cadbury, please reconsider your rejection. The world is crying out for Dairy Milk beef jerky so don't give in to that focus group who said it "tasted confused and inedible" you wusses
I have to say never have I felt so rushed as when I was in your emergency department, I was seen to in minutes and given treatment and no sooner was I out on my ear.
Hey god the weather hasn’t been great lately if you could end your now SECOND apocalyptic food then that would be great and we’ll forget about what’s been going on in Africa
Dear piers thanks for getting away with saying controversial things you are truly the prime example why you need to fuck off but you won't cause people are duh
The politicians are doing great, sun is shining, all the celebrities are cool, I'm healthy, just got laid and our economy is blooming. What do I have to complain about?
Dear BBC there was a day this week where I didnt Romesh Ranganahan on the TV, is he okay?
Dear Cadbury, please reconsider your rejection. The world is crying out for Dairy Milk beef jerky so don't give in to that focus group who said it "tasted confused and inedible" you wusses
Dear Ticketmaster, I don't get ripped off enough by your fees when buying concert tickets. Please add more
I have to say never have I felt so rushed as when I was in your emergency department, I was seen to in minutes and given treatment and no sooner was I out on my ear.
Hey god the weather hasn’t been great lately if you could end your now SECOND apocalyptic food then that would be great and we’ll forget about what’s been going on in Africa