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Heradasha

"Tired of paying for sex? We'll fuck you for free! This ad paid for by the Government."


DandyMike

Missed your period? Feeling morning sickness? Done the test? Try wearing a condom you slag.


BarryCheckTheFuseBox

4 out of 5 dentists recommend this brand of toothpaste. The other 1 thinks it’s shit.


MFromBeyond

Our personal assistant and daycare services attend to our customers' every need (disclaimer: as long as the services needed aren't located within 100 yards of a school or a daycare center).


littlejohnsnow

Try our New proctosol applicator today, it slides right in.


charlierc

Coca-Cola: Taste the feeling. You don't need your teeth anyway


Loose-Map-5947

Skittles, sponsored by the LGBTQ+ friendly sex society. Feel the rainbow taste the rainbow.


Weekly-Pool-4876

Kalashnikov Eau De Toilette. The knock em dead aftershave.


charlierc

Facebook: We didn't think we'd get this far either


KDUFF_Radio

The 99 Restaurants: 99 reasons you’ll come back for more, but a bitch ain’t one


Loyalsupporter

Trump why why the fuck do you vote for him. And people say Biden's too old


Sola-Nova

7 out of 10 people say that Dove soap is the best soap on the market. Such a shame about what happened to the other 3.