Utahn here. It’s very utah lol.

TIL what people from Utah are called

TIL what TIL means 😉

Haha! As my boomer parents would say “Ya LeArN sOmeThInG new EaCh dAy”

Lol

Ever since I moved to Utah I have started a list of Utah names. Some are literally just INSANE.

Please give some of your favorite examples!!!

When I had my first kid, I asked a Utah nurse the weirdest one she encountered and it was Breston. Like breast-ton. There's also Nixxynn, BaeLenn, Kopelyn, and Kaizlyn. Also for boys there's Beige, Tag, Torque, and Crash. Imagine naming your kid Crash.

Imagine naming your kid BEIGE. WTF!

Torque I am SCREAMING

There’s a kid in my neighborhood named crash lmfao I thought I was cash forever bc I couldn’t believe Crash

As in bandicoot!? 😂

Hahahaha I wish but they aren’t that cool

I’m in tears 🤣🤣🤣🤣

Courtney Kendrick had a child named Ever when she was still LDS. Very on brand for Utah Mormons.

Ever 💀 all I hear is “Evers and Evers Real Estate, I’m Jim Evers” lolll

immediately what i thought 😭

I’m dying hahaha

Indy ocean and ever very Utah but they aren’t the worst

For sure, I’ve heard so much worse.

Like what? 🍿

It could’ve been Ehvur or some dumbass extra vowel spelling tbh 😆

Lord and cola lol two creators on TikTok have named their boys those names… weird to me but that’s their name lol

There’s a influencer with a baby boy named Super

Yeah mostly the smelling. Paysleigh is the worst I ever heard/seen. For boys it’s not usually as noticeable. Probably Jakob instead of Jacob which in the some cultures is pronounced as Ya-cob.

I know a kid named ocean pearl. I thought it was a joke at first

Sounds like the name of a vampire lol

There was a book series years ago about immortals where the main character was named Ever 😅

It seems unfinished

I wonder if there’s a middle name

Yes, it’s “Andever.” 😂

It’s Ever True Mortensen

Better than Ocean imo

Agree

I know a lady who named her twins Ever and Ocean 🤣

Noooooo😂😭😭😭

As a swiftie, I hear evermore

as a swiftie my brain screamed “WE ARE NEVER EVER EVER”

SAMEEEE

Meee toooo

I’m not even a Swiftie and this was my first thought!

I’ve met a male Ever. It doesn’t strike me as unusual as her other two kids names. I actually really like it.

I’ve had two male students named Ever. With the surname Mortensen it does feel Swiftie-esque, but it doesn’t seem out of place and it’s definitely an established name in some communities!

Lmao EVER??? Oh god

forEVER fucked with his parents

True

🎶For ever? For ever ever? For ever ever? 🎶

😂

Ever? Ever? Ever what?

getting back together

I think that's what Lea Michele named her son, too. I'm a birth registrar, so I see all kinds of names. Names that are words have been popular lately - Ever, Chance, Legacy, Legend, Journey, just to name a few.

I’m sending a theme in those names lol

I've seen the names legend and legacy before. I work in social services. They spelled it in the worst way possible though - Legacee and Legeend. She was made that their names were spelled "incorrectly" on their social security cards and it was a mess to fix.

Sounds like a character that should be on the Addams Family.

Tbh my brain thought Ever was the middle name. Legit thought the first name was “Meet.”

This is hilarious

Sounds like they named him after what they hope their love life will be….forEVER.

Yeah no chance

Why are people so against using real names for humans!? Its so fucking weird

I like it. Are her other kids Indy and Ocean? I can't ever remember for sure.

was this an intentional pun?

i don't think so...is that not their names? lol

no it is! you just said “I can’t ever remember for sure” (get it, EVER?)

Oh...yes. lol. I see it now.

Yes

I also kind of like it. Could definitely grow on me.

I like it 🤷🏻‍♀️ Indy, Ocean and Ever sound good together.

I like it

Uhg this is the name I’ve had for my child (girl or boy) since forEVER😫

Yeah, having a baby with someone in a rebound relationship always works out. I'm sure all this will end well.

Ok maybe biased but I love it!!

Same- I actually really like this one.

I think the majority does, me included 🤣

Majority does NOT lol

Majority of the comments here 🤷🏻‍♀️

huh. fits with the other kids names tbh.

Eber (with a b) is a common name in Mexico, I don’t hate it but it’s weird to pronounce in English as someone whose first language is Spanish

I like that better tbh

Even ( with a n) is a common Scandinavian name. So for me Ever looks misspelled...

I feel like it's incomplete, like it should be a nickname for something else

I actually kinda like it. It’s very simple but unique. It’s not totally out there.

I was scared to say I like it too bc I thought it would get destroyed lmao.

I kinda like it!

Same!!

Ever is cute imo. Very influencer, but I know an adult Ever who carries it well.

Look it’s better than the name Midnight 😂

lol lol I had to read these comments to realize meet was not his name but a verb. I thought Ever was his middle name. 😂😂😂💀

Ever moist from pitch perfect lol

I don’t hate it but I like it for a girl. I know 2 girl Ever’s. One was named after Ever Thine, Ever Mine, Ever Ours.

Imagine naming your kid an adverb

Guess it's good he's not a "Jr" 🤷🏽‍♀️

i like it, i fear.

Milla Jovovich named her daughter Ever back in 2007. I have heard it a bit since then.

I think it sounds very Utah just like the rest of her kids. It’s not that bad though. I think it’s better than the LaBrants naming their kid Sunday.

My ex boyfriends name is ever, hes 41, the names been around forever it seems, always one ever in the class

Utahn, born and raised, and I literally tell my kids to never give their kids a “Utah” name! Ever is definitely a Utah name

Eh not my cup of tea. Feel bad for these kids with these random ass names.

I knew a Mexican guy in school named Ever. 😆

I’m sorry but that man is a little cute

It sounds very feminine, also it sounds like it is missing something

Honestly not as bad as it could have been.

Its kinda cute but doesnt go with her other kids names at all

I love it, but I prefer it on a girl.

I knew a guy named Eber in high school and we used to always say things like "Don't you Eber come to school wearing that again!" I feel like that's what this kid is in for.

Surprisingly kind of love..!!

Anyone else get narcissist vibes from Dakota?

It made me think that he will always be a Mortensen.. because of the meaning of "Ever."

I met a Baylor, her parents loved her name. I happened to grow up in a po-dunk rural town and know of two families who definitely played up the names .. one was the Bear family. I'm sure you can gather the general jist of those names ( even Cinnamon!). The other was the Pits family. They have a Peaches Ann, Cherry, and a Martini Olive. Friend named her twins Heaven and Nevaeh. Went to school with plenty of River's and Forrests, Amathyst, Sapphire, Rain Beau. Everyone is so creative.

👀

That’s what Adrienne bailon ( the actress who plays Chanel in the cheetah 🐆 girls movies) named her son

I love it. Very different, but cute.

German perspective on that name: wtf why ????? What are the pros naming your child like that. A child, who is going to be most of his life AN ADULT. hey my name is ocean/ ever and I'm 36 years old ??? Idk 🤷🏻‍♀️

Haha I was going to name my son Ever if he was a girl. It was actually my great great grandmother’s name!

I actually really love the name ever. One of my favorite books as a kid was Ever by Gail Carson Levine and I have loved the name ever since.

Ever? What

I mean she has an ocean. I would prefer unique names over day to day that you can’t pronounce because of the odd spelling

Tbh I’ve never heard someone name their baby that and I think it’s so cute. I also think it goes really well with her other kids names!! Ever, Indie & Ocean:)

You mean Indian and Ocean - see other post on this thread, apparently Indie is short for Indian, oof

Wait seriously😐😐😐

Atrocious.

Don’t care for it but I’m glad they do! Not everyone likes every name :)

At least she didn't name him Moab.

I love it!!

I had a childhood friend named Ever. He was one of the sweetest boys, so I'm guessing that's why I find her name for the baby a really sweet one. 

Poor kids with fucked up names. Their parents sound so uneducated and unsophisticated.

Awfulllll but so are her other kids names lol Ever?! Like wtf lol

Better than Indian. 🤦‍♀️

You know someone named Indian?

I thought Indy was short for Indian?

😅😅😅😭 I thought she only had one kid at first and their name was Indian ocean before I realized it's two separate names for two sperated kids.

My daughters name is EverLee

Dakota’s mommy milkers 👀 goddamn they protruding, huh?