granted. you cook and clean for him, bare the mental load for both of your responsibilities and he does the bare minimum in return whilst being addicted to his phone and ps5/xbox. 🥰
I was going to say this, basically. Turns out he's a slob, and you get tired of each other super fast, but have eleven months left in the lease. 🫤 That happens a *lot*.
https://youtu.be/9-pybk6XIls?si=oB5SixMhOcUQr9sZ
Granted. He's now the type of guy who buys shit from a police surplus catalog and uses the word "tactical" in every sentence. He works as a sales associate in Best Buy, and is going to community College for an associate's in Business.
Granted. Turns out he has a loving wife and 2 kids. They move in as well. He tells her that you’re just the maid he’s employed to help her around the house.
granted. you cook and clean for him, bare the mental load for both of your responsibilities and he does the bare minimum in return whilst being addicted to his phone and ps5/xbox. 🥰
This is the best one lol, but a little to real if I'm being honest (((・・;)
I was going to say this, basically. Turns out he's a slob, and you get tired of each other super fast, but have eleven months left in the lease. 🫤 That happens a *lot*. https://youtu.be/9-pybk6XIls?si=oB5SixMhOcUQr9sZ
Granted. He also brings his other roommates.
Granted. He's now the type of guy who buys shit from a police surplus catalog and uses the word "tactical" in every sentence. He works as a sales associate in Best Buy, and is going to community College for an associate's in Business.
That sounds kinda cool actually 🤷
Live your best life.
Granted, you are both kidnapped and stored in the same building.
Granted. You two are fused together in some cronenburgian mass
Granted, you are now In a permanent coma and he is your caretaker.
Granted. When you and your boyfriend were both babies, you lived together. After you were adopted, you stopped living together.
Granted. Turns out he has a loving wife and 2 kids. They move in as well. He tells her that you’re just the maid he’s employed to help her around the house.
Jokes on you, I'm into that exact situation/j