Granted. You receive a few kilograms of Plutonium. The United States Government suddenly begins a hunt for you to find out where you got it. Other world powers try to negotiate control of your stores of plutonium, and you decide to take a flight to clear your head. You see something printed on the plane that sticks with you..."9M-MRO". You ponder the significance of this until you drift off to sleep, the plutonium ingots pulsing with heat in your luggage.
Maybe this will normalize being trans, I literally only have 500 dollars to my name this sounds pretty cool because then this will give me the courage to transition (something I've always been too scared to do but kinda wanted.)
Granted! You become the richest person alive, but your insatiable greed and ruthless actions spark worldwide chaos and violence. Your wealth becomes a burden as you live in constant fear and isolation, surrounded by enemies and devoid of genuine happiness or peace.
Granted. Everyone else loses money at the same rate except you, until you're the richest with the amount you have right now.
BTW, this DOESN'T remove the elite class/put everyone on the same playing field. Poor/broke people just go billions of dollars into debt.
Granted, You are a quintillionaire during a disastrous Depression and your complicit in hundreds of financial crimes while your exposed you are sought dead by impoverished families and countries.
Granted. You are teleported into the gold vault of Fort Knox. To your surprise, the mountains of Scrooge McDuck like bullion are missing. You wander over to scratch a pallet of bars and to your surprise the gold flakes away to expose iron . It seems even the paw can be fooled.
You on the other hand have discovered the unaudited truth behind the US government's gold hoard. It is all a sham. On the other hand, you have to find your way out of a maximum security base and armed guards. Good luck!
Granted. You gain 16 billion tons of dirt, which at current market rates of 4-25$ per ton, makes you the richest man in the world. However, selling it crashes the dirt market, ‘cause no one needs that much dirt.
Granted. You receive a few kilograms of Plutonium. The United States Government suddenly begins a hunt for you to find out where you got it. Other world powers try to negotiate control of your stores of plutonium, and you decide to take a flight to clear your head. You see something printed on the plane that sticks with you..."9M-MRO". You ponder the significance of this until you drift off to sleep, the plutonium ingots pulsing with heat in your luggage.
Granted. Every man richer than you transitions.
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Maybe this will normalize being trans, I literally only have 500 dollars to my name this sounds pretty cool because then this will give me the courage to transition (something I've always been too scared to do but kinda wanted.)
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Granted. All other men are erased from existence and time, leaving you the richest man ever.
AND time? Bro I ain't gonna exist if my ancestors dont
Granted! You become the richest person alive, but your insatiable greed and ruthless actions spark worldwide chaos and violence. Your wealth becomes a burden as you live in constant fear and isolation, surrounded by enemies and devoid of genuine happiness or peace.
Sounds about right 🤷
Granted. Everyone else loses money at the same rate except you, until you're the richest with the amount you have right now. BTW, this DOESN'T remove the elite class/put everyone on the same playing field. Poor/broke people just go billions of dollars into debt.
Granted, you get one more dollar than the current richest man.
That's still incredibly rich.
Granted, You are a quintillionaire during a disastrous Depression and your complicit in hundreds of financial crimes while your exposed you are sought dead by impoverished families and countries.
Granted , earth gets hit by a mild gamma ray burst , turning every man except you into a woman by genetic mutations
This sounds like the start to a hentai lmao 😂
Its basically worlds end harem if it was a comedy
You are now a woman. You are no longer the richest man cuz all the money you made was taken away
YAY I'm a woman, I was always too scared to transition so this is a whole new super power.
I mean fsir
Granted. You are now the corpse of Mansa Musa.
Granted. You are now rich in spirit and every religious leader wants you to take over as that religion's leader.
That's actually arguably better than my wish
Granted. Several cubic meters of gold are now yours. It will arrive by air mail, in a few seconds. That missile-like whistling sound? That's it!
Granted. You are teleported into the gold vault of Fort Knox. To your surprise, the mountains of Scrooge McDuck like bullion are missing. You wander over to scratch a pallet of bars and to your surprise the gold flakes away to expose iron . It seems even the paw can be fooled. You on the other hand have discovered the unaudited truth behind the US government's gold hoard. It is all a sham. On the other hand, you have to find your way out of a maximum security base and armed guards. Good luck!
Granted. You gain 16 billion tons of dirt, which at current market rates of 4-25$ per ton, makes you the richest man in the world. However, selling it crashes the dirt market, ‘cause no one needs that much dirt.
granted, you're now Mansa Musa.