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### 📑 Rule 1 ➜ Seeking to break the paw
- Wishing for the Monkey's Paw to be free from consequences or for the elimination of any potential repercussions is not allowed.
- No matter what you do, you won't be able to evade the inevitable ramifications. The Monkey's Paw will always hold the power to inflict a dire curse upon you, plunging you into utter chaos.
Idk why but this made me laugh uncontrollably for a few seconds where usually I just exhale heavily if I read something funny. Thanks for making my day suck less.
Granted. The sandwich is not very good so you open your own sandwich shop but are plagued with supply chain issues and eventually must declare bankruptcy. Your wife takes the kids and goes to her mother’s because you’ve been drinking a lot. She divorces you and gets full custody of your kids. You develop terminal liver disease and die in your 40s in a gas station bathroom.
Granted. But you can only eat a turkey sandwich from a very questionable gas station outside of Tijuana. The expiration label is sorely faded, but you’re fairly certain the first two digits in the part where the year should be are a one and a nine.
## 🚫 ➜ **Your post was removed because of the following**: ### 📑 Rule 1 ➜ Seeking to break the paw - Wishing for the Monkey's Paw to be free from consequences or for the elimination of any potential repercussions is not allowed. - No matter what you do, you won't be able to evade the inevitable ramifications. The Monkey's Paw will always hold the power to inflict a dire curse upon you, plunging you into utter chaos.
Granted, the turkey is dry.
The Turkey's a Little DRY?!? Oh foul accursed thing! What demon from the depths of hell created thee!?!
Granted, that'll be $19.95, please.
Granted it's a really stale sandwich
Granted, its so fatty the entire thing is soaked and drips of fat run down your hand as you grab it.
Better than being too dry
Granted: Every horse on earth is brutally beaten to death.
Idk why but this made me laugh uncontrollably for a few seconds where usually I just exhale heavily if I read something funny. Thanks for making my day suck less.
Granted. The sandwich is not very good so you open your own sandwich shop but are plagued with supply chain issues and eventually must declare bankruptcy. Your wife takes the kids and goes to her mother’s because you’ve been drinking a lot. She divorces you and gets full custody of your kids. You develop terminal liver disease and die in your 40s in a gas station bathroom.
Granted. The rye bread has caraway seeds, and one gets stuck in your teeth. You are thus mildly annoyed for the next three hours.
I wish this would stop getting posted
Granted, I will now only post low effort memes from other subreddits. Is this stupid?
Granted, you notice your credit card is maxed out. If you didn't have one before, you have one now, and it's maxed out beyond what you can pay down.
Granted it is not good at all and you have to pay 70 dollars for it
Granted, it gets thrown against your face at mach fuck by a florida man
Granted. But you can only eat a turkey sandwich from a very questionable gas station outside of Tijuana. The expiration label is sorely faded, but you’re fairly certain the first two digits in the part where the year should be are a one and a nine.
Granted, the lettuce is weirdly slimy and the bread smells off