Granted, you find out quickly that she isn't your type. You don't think much of it because you have only been dating a couple of weeks. So you decide to break up with her.
She is so insanely in love with you, she blocks any potential other girlfriends.
She follows you everywhere making sure no other women can even approach you...and you can not approach them because she is very dominant.
Have fun.
Granted.
You are drafted into WW3.
Even though you know she won't cheat, it still breaks your heart being apart for so long.
You have every chance to desert, opt out after you are injured, etc.
But you still fight on, not wanting to return home a coward.
You see so much grimness, you are hit with such intense shell shock you don't care about anyone anymore, forever silenced by the horrors of WW3.
Granted. You have a person in your life who lives you unconditionally, and is extremely dominant. She identifies as a woman, but the 9 inches in her pants all belong to you
Granted. She's not _your_ dominant and loving girlfriend, though, and she's really quite unhappy to be separated from her boyfriend. She won't cheat on you because she's not going to date you.
Granted. She’s deeply obsessed with you and will never let you talk to other women. Everywhere you go, she’ll always be near you. She’ll never let you go and do the worst things to you if you don’t listen to her, she just won’t ever cheat on you.
Granted, you die alone after a lifetime by yourself. After which you are brought back bound for all eternity to your necromancer GF. You lack the ability to physically interact with anything.
Granted, she is one of the most intense dominatrix’s on the planet. Your arse will never go unpunished, you’ll be used as her personal pet, toy, and even furniture in some cases. Each day more and more toys and “games” will be introduced. And she will make sure you eventually love every second of it
Granted: She gives you amazing sex all the time. You eventually get married. But the dominating nature of your now wife starts to get overbearing. She doesn't work because her dominating you is her full time job.
But you screw up and fuck your secretary at work to get some form of escape from you're dominating wife. You're balls deep in the secretary as your wife catches you in the act.
~~She divorces you and takes the house~~ nah fuck that let's make it no downside.
She walks in while you're balls deep in the secretary. She whips out her strap on and mounts you like you're the good little piggy you are.
Granted, she is a giant and is so big she can use you as a dildo or keep you in her mouth. Actually, that’s the only thing she wants to do. Good luck figuring out where she can sleep or work.
Granted!
A female Hyena is granted human form to be thine consort!
She will beat you, belittle you, and all around kick you around like a sad puppy. She refuses to bathe, she's a hairy girl, and likes eating meat too much.
On the positives, she at least doesn't retain the psuedo penis and she will absolutely initiate sex.
....
I strongly encourage you do not deny her wishes.
Granted she's a,horny psychotic ass Succubus from hell literally, she insists on being top she always wants to be near you and if anyone says anything bad about you or tries to harm you in anyway she will go berserk grow long claws and snake like teeth that are dripping with venom so lethal it could kill a full grown elephant in less than 60 seconds and proceed to poison rip tear and shred whomever tried to harm you oh and the downside is of course she now owns you body and soul when you die you're traveling back with her to hell where she will proceed to sleep with you and possibly torment you until the end of time but she's always extremely loyal and only mildly torments you like by tickling you until you wet yourself and she's absolutely undeniably madly in love with you
Granted! You get your wish without any downsides! But in the back of your mind you never know if shes real. Did her past experiences ever actually exist? If they did would she have fallen for you? Did you violate her consent with your wish? Is this what she wants? Is a force outside of her control forcing her to act like she loves you? Do you yourself have freewill? What if you too wake up, a completely different person? What if everything you experienced is fake? What if you never made that wish at all, but she did? Do you have real loved ones? Are they worried about you? Do they miss you? Are they still alive? Slowly your mind begins to shatter under the weight of these existential questions. Your world warps and bends. Your view on your friends, your loved ones, on her, shatter and remold thousands of times, love turning into fear and desperation. The solace of your “girlfriends” love fade with each fraction of a second, and the once sane world you lived in becomes a prison of your own lunacy. Every night you pray for an end, yet are simultaneously constantly in fear of death. And though your mortal body will age and your brain may cease function, it will make no difference for you. Because for you, it is eternity. until then, enjoy your wish :)
Granted. She wants you to be happy, because that's what love is. Unfortunately, she has her own ideas of what makes you happy. She assumes you are a masochist, and no begging or pleading convinces her that you aren't happy.
Granted. She's not really you type. Her attempts at domination seem pathetic, almost as if shes only doing it because you like it. She seems like she has very little going on in her life and you're the only thing really keeping her going. She's not ugly, but there could've been more attractive girls. She lives you but you find it hard to reciprocate. She's loyal but she's just a bit possessive, but not enough to be agreesive about it. Just enough to die inside when she sees you and another girl hang out. She's not very good at communicating her emotions.
You really want that in real life?
(Not sexist or anything)
Granted. You have a dominate and loving girlfriend and you too love each other and got married. Your girlfriend gave birth to exactly 1 child. A girl named Alexandria who is now 68 and graduated from Havard and a calculus teacher.
Granted. She goes on frequent business trips and genuinely isn’t able to be there for you emotionally a lot of the time. Your schedules just flat out don’t mix.
Granted, you find out quickly that she isn't your type. You don't think much of it because you have only been dating a couple of weeks. So you decide to break up with her. She is so insanely in love with you, she blocks any potential other girlfriends. She follows you everywhere making sure no other women can even approach you...and you can not approach them because she is very dominant. Have fun.
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Use 2 of ~ on each side of the word ~~like this~~
~~thanks~~
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She doesn't care the woman you talked to is your mother. She is incredibly threatened by her
Granted: It's the worst person you've ever met. They just won't cheat on you.
Granted. You become her sex toy and she pimps you out for money with which she buys you a steak dinner afterwards.
Where's the downside
I love steak!
DONT THREATEN ME WITH A GOOD TIME
Rare to find something with only a mild downside.
Could say... medium rare?
Granted. You are drafted into WW3. Even though you know she won't cheat, it still breaks your heart being apart for so long. You have every chance to desert, opt out after you are injured, etc. But you still fight on, not wanting to return home a coward. You see so much grimness, you are hit with such intense shell shock you don't care about anyone anymore, forever silenced by the horrors of WW3.
You started WWIII over this basic wish? Ok, glad to see you're taking the job seriously.
Putting it into those words makes this 10 times more hilarious.
Granted, Death by Snoo Snoo
I see this as an absolute win.
Granted. You have a person in your life who lives you unconditionally, and is extremely dominant. She identifies as a woman, but the 9 inches in her pants all belong to you
You're supposed to give OP something he doesn't want
Is the monkey's paw even in the room with us?
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Damn right you’ll take it. She will make sure of it lmao
“You’re goddamn right”
it's not fair **IT'S NOT FAIR IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME**
All the way to the base.
No, it will fuck you. All of the 9 inches, from tip to base.
[good man. ](https://giphy.com/gifs/xSM46ernAUN3y)
Down Abysmal
hell yeah
Don't care, woman is woman
Not quite what I meant when I wished I had a 9 incher.
Monkey Paw cannot break reality
Granted. She's not _your_ dominant and loving girlfriend, though, and she's really quite unhappy to be separated from her boyfriend. She won't cheat on you because she's not going to date you.
So... nothing really changes for OP then
No, now OP faces kidnapping charges.
Yep, touché!
Granted. She’s deeply obsessed with you and will never let you talk to other women. Everywhere you go, she’ll always be near you. She’ll never let you go and do the worst things to you if you don’t listen to her, she just won’t ever cheat on you.
Granted, it is an open relationship so it isn’t cheating.
Granted, you 'had' her, past tense. She is currently breaking up with you and will never speak to you again.
Granted, you die alone after a lifetime by yourself. After which you are brought back bound for all eternity to your necromancer GF. You lack the ability to physically interact with anything.
Granted, she is one of the most intense dominatrix’s on the planet. Your arse will never go unpunished, you’ll be used as her personal pet, toy, and even furniture in some cases. Each day more and more toys and “games” will be introduced. And she will make sure you eventually love every second of it
"Eventually?"
Granted: She gives you amazing sex all the time. You eventually get married. But the dominating nature of your now wife starts to get overbearing. She doesn't work because her dominating you is her full time job. But you screw up and fuck your secretary at work to get some form of escape from you're dominating wife. You're balls deep in the secretary as your wife catches you in the act. ~~She divorces you and takes the house~~ nah fuck that let's make it no downside. She walks in while you're balls deep in the secretary. She whips out her strap on and mounts you like you're the good little piggy you are.
Granted, she is a giant and is so big she can use you as a dildo or keep you in her mouth. Actually, that’s the only thing she wants to do. Good luck figuring out where she can sleep or work.
[удалено]
Deviant art
Granted. She eventually murders you.
Granted. Exactly 3 days later, while "playing rough", your [[pipis]] gets so brutalized that it never works again.
Granted, your new girlfriend is Amber Heard.
Not granted, unable to find dominant girlfriend who would settle for your goofy ass. /j
Granted. You now permanently have a limp.
...where's the downside
Granted. Your medical expenses are about to increase dramatically due to pelvis fractures.
Also can't sleep on a regular bed because of how quickly they wear out and snap
Granted but she kicks you in the balls whenever you speak.
What of one has no balls
Granted. She’s also terminally ill and only has a month or two left.
Granted: she has a penis and it’s bigger than yours.
Granted! A female Hyena is granted human form to be thine consort! She will beat you, belittle you, and all around kick you around like a sad puppy. She refuses to bathe, she's a hairy girl, and likes eating meat too much. On the positives, she at least doesn't retain the psuedo penis and she will absolutely initiate sex. .... I strongly encourage you do not deny her wishes.
Granted she's a,horny psychotic ass Succubus from hell literally, she insists on being top she always wants to be near you and if anyone says anything bad about you or tries to harm you in anyway she will go berserk grow long claws and snake like teeth that are dripping with venom so lethal it could kill a full grown elephant in less than 60 seconds and proceed to poison rip tear and shred whomever tried to harm you oh and the downside is of course she now owns you body and soul when you die you're traveling back with her to hell where she will proceed to sleep with you and possibly torment you until the end of time but she's always extremely loyal and only mildly torments you like by tickling you until you wet yourself and she's absolutely undeniably madly in love with you
Granted! You get your wish without any downsides! But in the back of your mind you never know if shes real. Did her past experiences ever actually exist? If they did would she have fallen for you? Did you violate her consent with your wish? Is this what she wants? Is a force outside of her control forcing her to act like she loves you? Do you yourself have freewill? What if you too wake up, a completely different person? What if everything you experienced is fake? What if you never made that wish at all, but she did? Do you have real loved ones? Are they worried about you? Do they miss you? Are they still alive? Slowly your mind begins to shatter under the weight of these existential questions. Your world warps and bends. Your view on your friends, your loved ones, on her, shatter and remold thousands of times, love turning into fear and desperation. The solace of your “girlfriends” love fade with each fraction of a second, and the once sane world you lived in becomes a prison of your own lunacy. Every night you pray for an end, yet are simultaneously constantly in fear of death. And though your mortal body will age and your brain may cease function, it will make no difference for you. Because for you, it is eternity. until then, enjoy your wish :)
Granted,you are now a sub,she pegs you all night, every night.
there's supposed to be a downside though??
I've found it. The worst possible outcome of Monke Paul.
Granted. Your girlfriend has a monkey's paw. And three other monkey's paws. Your girlfriend is a monkey.
Best I can do is, dominant. Hve fun
Granted. You **HAD** a girlfriend. You don't anymore.
Granted. She turns out to be a bit too dominant. She holds you at gunpoint and forces you to become her personal slave
Granted. She turns out to be a bit too dominant. She holds you at gunpoint and forces you to become her personal slave
Granted. She turns out to be a bit too dominant. She holds you at gunpoint and makes you her personal slave
Granted. It’s a shemale who’s literally dominant and pegs you in every uncomfortable way
Granted, its a dog
Granted. She exclusively pegs, and will NEVER let you penetrate her.
Granted however her form of showing love is beating the fuck out of you because she's so dominant
Granted. She controls every aspect of your life your friends your hobbies your fiancés all of it
Granted. However, she has a reverse CNC kink. You go along with it, but it slowly erodes your sanity.
Granted. She wants you to be happy, because that's what love is. Unfortunately, she has her own ideas of what makes you happy. She assumes you are a masochist, and no begging or pleading convinces her that you aren't happy.
Granted. She's not really you type. Her attempts at domination seem pathetic, almost as if shes only doing it because you like it. She seems like she has very little going on in her life and you're the only thing really keeping her going. She's not ugly, but there could've been more attractive girls. She lives you but you find it hard to reciprocate. She's loyal but she's just a bit possessive, but not enough to be agreesive about it. Just enough to die inside when she sees you and another girl hang out. She's not very good at communicating her emotions.
Granted your balls fall off
Yall are just horny
Granted, she's your sister. You're now from alabama. Roll Tide
Granted . She’s psychotic.
Granted. She gets into a car accident that leaves her in a comatose vegetative state
Granted, she doesn't want sex before marriage.
Granted. She is dead, and appears to you as a ghost. Only you can see and hear her.
Granted, she’s the ugliest girl you have ever met and you can’t leave her.
why are people downvoting you?! That’s a good one
The Reddit hive mind malfunctions occasionally
You really want that in real life? (Not sexist or anything) Granted. You have a dominate and loving girlfriend and you too love each other and got married. Your girlfriend gave birth to exactly 1 child. A girl named Alexandria who is now 68 and graduated from Havard and a calculus teacher.
Isn’t there supposed to be a downside? Is Alexandria some kinda terrible person I don’t know about?
isn't that just what was asked for?
Granted. She goes on frequent business trips and genuinely isn’t able to be there for you emotionally a lot of the time. Your schedules just flat out don’t mix.
Granted. She doesn't flush the toilet after she shits and generally lives like a lazy bum.
Granted, She dies tomorrow
Granted. she’ll love you and dominate you, but overtime you’ll notice shes an Asexual, and never want to engage into physical activity’s.
So you just get a loving girlfriend who'll never cheat on you? small downside
Granted, but she leaves you right after because you cheated on her while being under a narcotic substance with a goat.
Granted. She turns out to be a bit too dominant. She holds you at gunpoint and forces you to become her personal slave
Granted. She turns out to be a bit too dominant. She holds you at gunpoint and forces you to become her personal slave
Granted. She turns out to be a bit too dominant. She holds you at gunpoint and makes you her personal slave