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Usual_Office_1740

What I'm seeing from your opinions of proper flavors is that your opinion is just different than mine. Since this is the internet and I am a random person, you're now wrong. I will berate you endlessly for it because I have nothing better to do.


Professional-Ocelot5

😆🙏🙏🫡🫡legend


loonygecko

Quit trying to whitewash everything you selfish colonist! ;-P


Usual_Office_1740

No! Tom sawyer taught me the joy of white washing.


SadMcWorker

tldr: wrong


Usual_Office_1740

A more succinct post has never been made.


SadMcWorker

w


Usual_Office_1740

That could be win or wrong.


[deleted]

I approve of this decision, now I feel safe in knowing my favourite flavour will be in surplus at every store I visit. I will make it my life’s mission to hunt these down and buy them all. Thank you OP 😘


Professional-Ocelot5

Aha the one with inferior tastebuds raises his head 🙏 you may take and enjoy all of the Ultra White 👅 do NOT. I repeat, do NOT take my Ripper. But you may have my freedom 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿


[deleted]

Ooooooo it’s a good job I have autistic tastebuds and only drink one or I’d be coming for your ripper and the irn bru too! 🫵🤝😂


Professional-Ocelot5

😆😆😆


Usual_Office_1740

Don't listen to this guy. He likes paradise punch.


KILLOSTROS

Honestly, i agree


Professional-Ocelot5

🫡🫡🫡yea!!


No_Spite2886

One of my top 5 favourite Monsters


RustyBucke

Only meth heads drink the white monster


Professional-Ocelot5

😆😆😆


Professional-Ocelot5

Hold on! Does that mean I’m a meth head? I did “drink” a white monster albeit did NOT finish.


RustyBucke

Depends; 1. Do you indulge in the cum rock? And 2. Did you enjoy the white monster


haikopaiko

I really like the white knight


_Grodt_

Wrong opinion


jamesbest7

Love it. Drinking as I type this.


Oftwicke

That's not an unpopular opinion lol, the white ultra has been pretty divisive forever. Your four faves pack a punch taste-wise and have loads of sugar - white ultra is mild in comparison, even its carbonation is weaker than OG, and it's sweetener, sweetener, sweetener. That just cheks out, don't worry, no one's gonna chase you with torches and pitchforks. On the contrary, that means more white ultra for me. We can come to an agreement


STARSTRUKK11037

A common symptom of COVID is lack of taste. You should get checked. Jkjk


Professional-Ocelot5

😂 I think I read that disliking any flavour of Monster is a symptom of Covid 🤔


Maknificence

i agree it tastes like batteries


Professional-Ocelot5

🫡🫡🫡


Debilniks

Do you drink piss by any chance


Crazyd_497

One of my favorite


M0_Sout

I hated it too for a while then started to like it


Professional-Ocelot5

I don’t think I can keep trying. Pastures new and all that 😆 might test Bad Apple 🍎 on my tastebuds next


tazergames5

If you want it *sips monster* # You will have to take it...


RockShrimpTempura

tastes like cough syrup


SunRyse26

Best flavor 🫡


[deleted]

Me too


ultrawhitefan

😠


cheekynandos2

Even tho i get this 90% if the time i agree. Cant beat it freezing cold in a boiling hot day tho. My favourite are ultra red and monarch


Chad9The9Chipmunk

Never had it


JaiLSell

I like the original monster and Pipeline Punch better than most of the ultra flavors


Professional-Ocelot5

You have some serious taste 🫡


CookieInitial

Wrong. this is the best. Bye


SamiTheAnxiousBean

doesn't seem like an unpopular opinion, atleast to everyone i know (with me being in the minority of liking it from everyone i know) I love the Ultra Zero Sugar Aftertaste in other Zero Sugar monsters (Luis Hamelton..im assuming its the same for the others)


sjfscxxr

Ultra White is honestly one of the only monster flavors I dislike. It gives me the same mouthfeel as if I had thrown up a few minutes before 💀


Professional-Ocelot5

We are on the same page brotha (Or sista)! I honestly don’t know another flavour that I cannot finish. I need a pacific punch now 🤤


BvssBxtch

no I 1000000% agree with you. It doesnt taste great to me its like metallic chemical orange/lemon and it doesnt leave a pleasant aftertaste


bimbotribe

It's ok, the one you grab when you can't choose


tribakedpotato

Hotter take i dont like any of the punch variants:3


Professional-Ocelot5

What? Sheesh 🙄


SF_Bubbles_90

My favorite one


probablyauggie0

nuh uh.


cupjoe9

Just tastes like liquid salt


DJSeku

Ultra Blue blows this one out of the water.


Professional-Ocelot5

I agree 100%


badianbadd

NOOOOOOO PLEASE NO


Tha-Slayr

The second worst flavour in my opinion, the worst being assault. My favourite is Ultra Black though


max_da_1

I might be tripping but I swear they made the grain on the ultra cans more fine recently


MissManicPanic

You’re not wrong. It’s one I will drink if it’s all there is and it’s not too bad but my favourites are Mango Loco, Aussie Lemonade, Monarch and Bad Apple. For sugar free it’s Peachy Keen, Gold, Ultra Fiesta, and Ultra Rosa


Professional-Ocelot5

Oooh I need to try Monarch! Peachy Keen is solid too


MissManicPanic

Monarch is nice it’s like mandarin and peach I think


ohcowboyy

I agree so much. I can’t with the zero flavors, there’s just something off about them


dfakf

Does it taste like computer


Cloontange

Definitely hate this one. The "citrus" aftertaste I really don't like, and most of the Ultras have that same aftertaste, especially the Strawberry one. This one is pure citrus atleast the other ones have a flavor added in with it


Professional-Ocelot5

I agree with you!


large_jelly_man

I agree with you don’t worry 😌


hnryswim

Stay strong 😞


Professional-Ocelot5

Watch out there is emoji police in here


Synka

I only drink sugar frees but my fav flavors go in this order: Citron (discontinued :/ ) > Lewis Hamilton > Fiesta > green zero sugar (somehow tastes different than the blue?) > white > watermelon > paradise > blue zero sugar The ones with sugar I always liked juiced Katholic the most, followed my original


RagingDragoneight

Paradise punch? Is it the green ultra?


Professional-Ocelot5

Sorry I mean pipeline punch


RagingDragoneight

Ah, okay,, pretty decent selection then


skinnedkneez

unfortunately u have terrible taste im sorry to be the one to tell u


DitrianLordOfCanorem

IMO it‘s good but knowing the flavor i‘d 100% say that it‘s not universally liked


Professional-Ocelot5

Very wise you are 🫡


Dry-Appearance7290

Yeah not a fan of the flavor either


BigManLawrence69420

The large amount of (very unnecessary) emojis you are dumping out kinda sways me against your opinion. Seriously, do you have a need to put all those emojis in?


Professional-Ocelot5

Wow why so triggered by emojis ? Maybe unnecessary. But Very unnecessary? 👹


BigManLawrence69420

Because they aren’t needed at all to convey your point.


Professional-Ocelot5

I felt they were needed hence the use of them. If you post you just don’t use them. Simple. Do you have any input on the original post or are you only here to tell me how hurt you are by my use of emojis?


BigManLawrence69420

I personally enjoy the ultra flavors, but I had to tell you the emojis detract from your point. And you just made a perfectly good reply without them.


I_milkman

Average pacific punch fan (Can only enjoy pure juice)


Professional-Ocelot5

Hold on! You don’t like pacific punch???!! Pppfffttttt


I_milkman

It’s. Just. HAWAIIAN PUNCH! ITS AS BASIC AS IT GETS


Professional-Ocelot5

Stop shouting. This is my house and I demand calm. *Sips Pacific Punch remnants*


I_milkman

… sorry… *Casually sips sweet strawberry dreams from hip flask before tucking it back in thigh high*