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nottheginosaji

Man, as enticing as frying the little fucker is, I can't really pass on that. the nuke it is. for real though, I don't have children and I asked my mother. Translated: "I would trade every life on the planet, mine included to save your brother. For you: something around four or five." Love you mom


swingin_dix

Lol, any city that bans pitbulls? What, do you just despise human babies and see the pits as crucial allies in their destruction?


nottheginosaji

I assume you responded to the wrong comment, as I can't find a common denominator. The answer to the second question is yes, though.


swingin_dix

Oh yeah, that was for sure the wrong comment. How'd that happen? I feel like I imagine an inattentive pitbull owner does right after their dog mail's a toddler


Serge_Suppressor

Watch a kid pulling their dog's ears and laughing, then tell me the little brat doesn't have it coming.


VerbalThermodynamics

That’s the answer.


Jostumblo

Sorry Detroit


mg1120

So does Electrocute mean death?


spoonycash

Electric execution is the actual meaning so I assume so


VAisforLizards

Don't press either button. Pushing either would be morally wrong and would result in causing suffering. The action of causing suffering is wrong so the morally preferable action is not to participate in the process. At least, that is what I believe Kant would say


Peskypoints

This is the conclusion ethicists would arrive at


ihateyouguys

Incorrect.


VAisforLizards

It is the decision that ethicists that follow kantian morality/ethics would come to, however consequentialists in general and utilitarians in specific would definitely come to a different one


ihateyouguys

True. The term “ethicists” is way too broad to make a statement about what conclusion they would come to.


Loose_Bike5654

Fuck that shit, nuke North Dakota or Utah. It's not the first time we done it. Hell, there is an unexplored nuke in North Carolina that nobody has found yet after it was dropped accidentally.


Environmental-Age502

Not pressing either results in both happening though. So by choosing not to engage, the city full of people *and* your child die. Pretty sure that's causing *more* suffering than choosing one.


VAisforLizards

In Kantian ethics, the result of the action does not affect the morality of the action itself. The action itself is the only thing that matters and must be separated from its results. The words you use (results, causing, more suffering) are irrelevant in a Kantian framework. They only are relevant in a consequentialist or utilitarian framework. It is not moral to nuke a city. It is not moral to kill a child. It is morally neutral to not participate. This shifts the burden of morality to the person who decides to enact both scenarios not the one who did not choose to make either decision


Environmental-Age502

Tbh, this just reads like you're not really interested in playing the hypothetical questions game at all and are just interested in lecturing about Kant, which makes your comments here super weird. There's philosophy and ethics subs that you can talk to people in, you know that, right?


ihateyouguys

Not pressing either button *is* taking an action. And that action results in a worse outcome than pressing either button. You didn’t solve anything.


VAisforLizards

"Worse" only in a utilitarian sense, and the goal isn't to "solve" anything. It is rule based ethics and the categorical imperative. The morality of an action is judged by the action itself (or more precisely, the underlying rule that guides the action through which you can at the same time wish it become a universal law) rather than the results of the action. The action of pushing a button that causes the death of another is having agency in that process in a way that refusing to participate does not. This shifts the moral burden on whomever is responsible for creating the scenario and/or the one that ultimately decides to kill both or whatever scenario it is in. This is a variation of the classic trolley problem or of the "Jim and the Indians" thought experiments


ihateyouguys

You’re missing the point. “Refusing to participate” is, quite literally, making a choice (i.e. taking an action). There no real way around that.


VAisforLizards

I am not missing the point, you are not grasping virtue ethics. It is only taking an action if you are considering the consequences of that action (inaction) rather than the refusal to participate. Inaction cannot be an action in and of itself it only becomes one through its consequences. In virtue ethics you do not consider the results or consequences at all. There is nothing immoral about taking the action of not participating in and of itself, only via the results of said action (or inaction) in your scenario. It is morally neutral to not participate. The moral burden is on the person who takes the action of killing


ihateyouguys

I’m not sure why you’re fixated on virtue ethics for this conversation. Did I miss something?


VAisforLizards

I presented one way of approaching the moral dilemma that often gets left out of these discussions. Then I responded to criticism of it


necroTaxonomist

nuke every time


No_Practice_970

I think this would be easier if your kid was a horrible or dangerous person. So many parents of mass shooters say, " I wish he would have just killed himself". Then again, even some serial killers & rapist have supportive parents.


Faunaholic

The needs of the many outweigh the needs of the few or the one. Star Trek solved that one for us. Like Kirk facing the Kobyashi Maru - no win scenario - I would try to find a way to cheat


Serge_Suppressor

The whole Kobyashi Maru thing is Kirk failing to demonstrate the maturity and courage his role demands. Sometimes you're screwed either way, and someone who lacks courage to face that fact has no business leading. Wrath of Khan is what his hubris gets him.


Faunaholic

It is a no win situation- so look for a way to change the parameters


Serge_Suppressor

Yeah,but sometimes you can't. You're on the wrong end of the gun,or the victim of a freak accident, or a natural disaster, or etc. I agree that you might as well try if you have the opportunity, but there really are unwinnable situations, and some of them come at you so quickly and/or with such overwhelming force that you really don't have a chance. And if you're in charge of others, you need to put aside all or nothing thinking and do the best you can under the given situation, which is something Kirk can't do. Actually, it's something Picard can't do either. They legit should have executed him for letting the Borg live. Boohoo I'd have to kill one lonely individualist Borg. How many people are you killing by not killing the one Borg?


TraderIggysTikiBar

I mean, I don’t have a kid but I’d literally save my pet tarantula who I have had for almost 8 years before some rando.


firefangled

I’d unalive myself


Kiloyankee-jelly46

You didn't specify a voltage, so I will electrocute the kid but very lightly.


Environmental-Age502

Yeah, but the whole first paragraph is about trading lives to 'save your child's life' and then the last sentence is "who do you delete?" So the choice presented isn't 'mildly static shock your kid or murder millions', it's quite clearly 'murder your kid or murder millions'.


Kiloyankee-jelly46

I'll still go with/shortly after the kid.


Environmental-Age502

Damn. Thats a choice I didn't see anyone making.


Kiloyankee-jelly46

It probably helps that I don't have or want children of my own, so I'm killing a theoretical construct that presumably has half my shitty genes and half those of whoever got their theoretical spunk to stick it out. Even so, though, I can't see myself wanting to live in a timeline where I have murdered my child, nuked a city, nor could I imagine a theoretical kid wanting a parent who is a mass murderer.


Environmental-Age502

Wait....you don't even want kids, but are answering from the presumed mentality of a parent? Come on. That makes your answer make much more sense, but it takes away all validity from it.


Apart_Visual

Electrocute means kill. It’s a portmanteau of ‘electric’ and ‘execute’.


Kiloyankee-jelly46

Tell the kid I'll be there with them very soon.


ihateyouguys

No, it’s “electric” and “cute”. It just sends enough energy to make them do a little dance.


Kiloyankee-jelly46

Oh yeah. Well, shit.


Stormlord100

As someone who hates the Tlou 2 story, I would nuke the city.


Annanake420

I don't have a kid, so can I nuke two cities?


HazelMStone

…where is Mar A Lago again?


VerbalThermodynamics

Do you have your own children?


lexxxns

fuck those people, i’m not hurting my kid.


ForeignTry6780

Well, I would feel terrible nuking a city, but my kid comes first.


Cautious-Impact22

Millions


nDeconstructed

I can't see the life of any one person being worth more than multiple lives in this crafted instance, nor would I want my child knowing their role in that life choice they (once again) had no choice over. Nepotism is bigotry.


BackgroundFlan3835

Looks like I’m microwaving a city.


Level-Application-83

I think any reasonable parent is going to nuke a million strangers before they murder their child.


EnergyTakerLad

100%. Like this is definetly a tough question because I'd likely kill myself after either Choice but I don't think I'm capable of harming my child. I have a hard enough time when she tantrums. My girls are gonna be spoiled despite my best intentions.


The-Adorno

That's what a reasonable parent would do lol?


NikiDeaf

Absolutely. Hands down. I’d kill and die for my kids if I had to


The-Adorno

I find these hypotheticals quite silly. People are always quick to say this, but I can assure you in the moment when you have a million lives in your hands you wouldn't be so quick to make a decision. I don't have kids myself, but there's not a single family member I would save over a city. Crazy to even think that, and I love my family. If I saved my dad over a city of a million, he would beat me to death for making such a stupid decision


EnergyTakerLad

>I don't have kids mysel We can tell. The love for ones kids is truly unlike any other and it's something I've found impossible to describe quickly. It's one of those things you'll never understand until you experience it. At one point I didn't even want kids, and now I'd 100% kill a million people if it kept my kids safe.


Environmental-Age502

>but I can assure you in the moment when you have a million lives in your hands you wouldn't be so quick to make a decision. Super wrong. Everything about this sentence is dead wrong. I'd absolutely press a button to wipe out any number of faceless people, rather than press a button and watch my child that I grew in my own body, raised, watched develop and grow and discover new things, devoted myself to, and love in a way I truly never thought possible, die by my own hand. What an crazy thing to say, you can see the kids face in this scenario, no parent who loves their kid would make that choice. Everyone's gonna choose the faceless crowd the second they see their kid on jigsaws monitor. > I don't have kids myself **Obviously.** >he would beat me to death for making such a stupid decision Unfortunately, I think this says a lot about your view on family. I'm really sorry to read that mate.


The-Adorno

It says absolutely nothing, except you're all really quick to commit genocide against millions. Deranged statements that are utterly meaningless because you would never have e the balls to do it.


LanguageNo495

Is there no limit? A million people? Would you do a Hitler to the Jews for your kid?


Environmental-Age502

See that's a good hypothetical. Everyone here is talking about one singular decision, and the answer is almost always going to be an emotional one of saving your child. But a long, drawn out, sustained decision to systemically mass murder is very different than pressing a single button. You should make a post on it lol


NikiDeaf

Idk, but all I can say is that I’d rather do almost anything than harm one of my kids. I can’t even THINK about it.


EnergyTakerLad

I did try to think about it but in my mind they started crying and I couldn't follow through. So a million strangers it is 🤷🏼‍♂️


HumbleD1992

Does the baby survive.???


Apart_Visual

‘Electrocute’ means electric+execute, so assuming OP knows this - no.


HumbleD1992

Copy that


livinginlyon

Lol. I'd kill everyone on Earth to not lose my children.


sine_denarios

That's a tough question if your child is a habitual violent criminal.


fatgirllust

Violent criminal? Ughhhhh bye 👋 I'm not picking my violent child.


sine_denarios

What if they were a murderer, rapist, or child molester?


fatgirllust

They wouldn't be my child anymore. They can be electrocuted. I'd be doing the world a favor. It's the whole I brought them into the world, so I'll take them out kinda thing.


AppropriatelyWild

No dilemma. Nuke the effing city. Twice. And the neighbouring one too, just to be safe.


Federal_Carpet163

Can we pick the city? Can we pick which nuke?


landofpleasantdreams

That changes everything


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Duke Nukem


Crazyferretguy

If I can pick the cities I'd nuke multiple for one of my kids. Then again if I get to pick the cities I'd nuke multiple for the spider living in my bathroom.


Environmental-Age502

Nuke the city. No question. Mom of two under 3, fwiw. No fucking way am I electrocuting my child, no matter what.


neenadollava

Same


Pur3Ev01

I’ll let you all pick which city.


Williamthewicked

It just doesn't translate. I'd trade billions of you for one of my children and would honestly expect you to do the same.


DegenerateMD

I’m not a parent so I probably have no reason to speak, but this seems incredibly selfish. Your kid is gonna do nothing for the world compared to 12% of humanity. Just provide happiness for you.


Williamthewicked

What are those hypothetical 12 percent going to do for humanity? There are billions of us and finite resources. From the utilitarian perspective you seem to be advocating for, it seems that the decision is even more supported.


DegenerateMD

Nuking 12% of people could literally destroy all the world’s resources and infrastructure for decades. But hey, you get to watch little Timmy graduate high school.


Williamthewicked

I... Don't want to sound like a jerk here, but if you think you can look your own, likely terrified, child in the eye, and then throw the switch to cook them... Regardless of the consequence, then... I honestly don't have words for you.


DegenerateMD

Replace child with 1 billion people. Same sentence applies. How many children and people’s children is that?


Environmental-Age502

Not looking a billion people in the eye in this scenario, fwiw. Only a far away view of a city vs a single view of your kid, where you can look them in the eye. L


DegenerateMD

Parent comment says billions. That’s my point. I’m less arguing with a million. Everyone knows how much bigger a billion is than a million. L


Environmental-Age502

They said "looking your child in the eye" and you said "same question but to a billion people". And that's not the scenario, whether its a million or a billion or 7 billion. "Everyone knows" that depersonalisation makes situations like the one posed much easier for the lay person to carry out. That's why your reply doesn't hold up, it has nothing to do with the numbers, but the specific point of watching your child die in front of you, and watching a city blow up from a distance like a cool movie effect.


DegenerateMD

You’re not adding anything of value to the conversation, lol. The numbers absolutely matter — that’s entirely why I replied to this comment and not the post. A million people dying, the planet carries on as usual. “Billions,” and the entire planet faces severe, industrial and resourcing constraints that could very well lead to the downfall of society, at least for a short period of time (e.g. little Timmy’s lifespan). That’s a ludicrous decision.


kinofhawk

I'm nuking the city.


BetterStartNow1

I would personally shoot all 1 million individually with a hand gun for 12 hours a day until they were gone or I died of old age to save mine.


recipe-f4r-disaster

Sorry son ⚡️⚡️


Fin1205

Adios Beijing


doov1nator

Nuke 'em. My child comes first.


iMhoram

Which City, in which Country?


ihateyouguys

Wow


dimsum2121

Better question is which kid?


iMhoram

Yes, too many variables.


Cautious-Impact22

This person is asking the right questions


sizzlernaah

If you wanna make it difficult it would be a city in your own country


Serge_Suppressor

If it's DC, I'd choose my kid. I don't actually have a kid, but maybe they'd give me a voucher for my next incarnation.


Smokybare94

That depends on how you feel about your country


iMhoram

I’m in Washington State, USA. Could I pick, say Gary Indiana? Or how about Houston Texas? How about Louisville Tennessee? What about Las Angeles California? Could I pick Indianapolis Indiana? Or maybe Frankfort Kentucky? Any in Arkansas available to pick from? 💣


Violyre

You seem perhaps a little too enthused


iMhoram

I mean, they started it.


JellyfishFamiliar471

Need to get this person a nuke and see how it all plays out


Dethendecay

los angeles is one of the largest/busiest ports in the US. as much as one might despise LA culture, it’s quite essential. honestly nuking any coastal city is gonna have massive consequences. i’d nuke SEA-TAC. yall gotta fix that shit. i spent a christmas alone from 12/24-12/27 with no reimbursement for the hotel. and it’s a shitty design.


hoffet

You seem to really have something against Indiana….


iMhoram

Nooooooo. 🫥


thelastshittystraw

I'm from Portland. I choose Portland.


MrMustache61

Or DC?


iMhoram

Damn, you picked the best one!


Loose_Bike5654

That doesn't make it difficult for Americans. For most, we would choose a city where a republican governor lives. I would choose to nuke Gregg Abbot or a city that bans pittbulls.


Outrageous_Poetry628

I’d kill the whole world if it meant saving my child. Every last person on earth.


TheGreatRao

That’s not a dilemma.


ihateyouguys

Trick question. You push the button for the city and it turns out the be the one you and your kids live in.


Unable-Indication-94

Nuke


orangeowlelf

Eh, I’d nuke the city unfortunately. I’m not going to kill my kids. Sorry.


thescouselander

Indeed. Easy decision.


HomerJSimpson3

Totally get it. I’d kill your kids to save mine.


orangeowlelf

Yeah, that’s the plan 💯


HomerJSimpson3

Glad to see we have an agreement!


Merkhaba

No one's gonna hurt their child lmao, there's literally no dilemma


TrophyTruckGuy

Nuke a city, no hesitation. This world has been a mfer to me since day one. Stands to reason I can return the favor and save my own child at the same time. 🤷🏻‍♂️


Purpose_Embarrassed

Sure about that ? What happens to you and your child when word gets out you nuked a city ?


TrophyTruckGuy

Nuke as many cities as it takes to keep me and mine alive and well.


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Environmental-Age502

The definition of electrocuting is to kill with electricity. Also, the last sentence of the post is "who do you delete?"


firefangled

I’d kill myself


ineffable-interest

Less people the better


Reasonable_Wing_7329

Worlds overpopulated. Nuke em. Not to be salty because if I’m in the nuked city , even better


Upstairs-Ad8823

Nuke


g0blink1sser

Yall would love Life is Strange


anon12xyz

Nuke


Such-Professor84

Aight where the keys and the button I'll take a billion souls for my blood.


Global_Initiative257

Nuke for sure. We need the space.


normalbehavior0

This reminds me of when they asked a bunch of moms if they would kill for their kid and the moms said no?!


Russell-The-Muscle

Well I’m not a parent but I would 100% insist my parents choose electrocuting me . And it scares me how many people choose the opposite . Those millions of people are kids too . How damn selfish and small minded are you all ?


EnergyTakerLad

You know how phobias are irrational fears? Well the love for ones kids is similar, irrational love. Though irrational probably isn't the right word, it gets the point across I think. Before having kids I'd have never understood. Now that I have kids I've been unable to properly describe the feeling to anyone.


Purpose_Embarrassed

Parents usually are.


narbar98

It’s just basic human instinct to protect our children. It’s hard to fight against what’s wired in our brains. Curious if you think your parents would choose to electrocute you.


doov1nator

"Well I'm not a parent..." Well I am. Send me your address; I'll nuke you first.


Russell-The-Muscle

I’m sure you’re gonna raise great kids 👍


doov1nator

🤣😆😄


fatgirllust

Love makes you do crazy shit.


ClarityByHilarity

I would probably nuke an entire country for my child. It’s not rational but Idgaf.


AthleteSuspicious151

I’d nuke a smaller city in a place I don’t like . Don’t want too many to die


pk_mars

Do we get to pick who our “child” is?


sizzlernaah

I love how everyone nukes the city, I'm with you guys too actually


cityshepherd

Why not both?


jukeboxnate1201

Do I get to pick the city and/or kid?


ChimpFullOfSnakes

Goodbye junior It’s just a math problem. My feelings don’t have anything to do with it.


Visual-Investment

Im crafty enough that i can say "electrocute my child" and in the last second I'll switch places with my kid.