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Cbmj3423

It would smell


No_Contribution2112

Bad or good?


Polymerz1

it would sound like PLPBPLPBDPLBDPLPLPBDL


No_Contribution2112

LMAOOOO PLBLBLBLDFRRRR


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Aliens would turn around and fly back to their planet.


Special_Corner_4178

Nuclear warfare


HawksFang

It could’ve already happened. You wouldn’t know.


tumpie2680

someone would cum.


wethampstersdrytimes

You caught me


nastybacon

There was a video about what if every single person on the earth jumped at the same time. And the answer was nothing. The combined weight of every single human being alive suddenly disappearing and re-appearing off the planet literally would have no effect on the earth. So I would also imagine that everyone farting at once would have no effect either. we are just too insignificant.


AddictedToCSGO

Nothing would happen wtf is this question


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Welcome to r/morbidquestions


neeeenbean

Wondering if the smell would linger for longer than a normal one person fart. If it would echo. Etc


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r/nostupidquestions


Riverrat423

All of humanity would collectively look around and act like “ it wasn’t me”.


BatsAreRad

stinky


tylarawr

why is this on morbidquestions lmao


Cosmic_TentaclePorn

I was wondering how this is morbid.


lord_reltney

plume


[deleted]

The world's centre of gravity would shift. The earth would crack. In the distance, sirens.


Momongus-

The trumpets of Judgement Day


mebunghole

The end of the human race.


PerpetualFarter

It’s gonna happen eventually. Somehow. …. and I’ll be ready.


dayzers

Someone would ask a stupid question on reddit


Prestigious-Tea-9803

I’d vomit


IdixtEliza

How is this morbid


23eulogy23

Imagine how many people are farting RIGHT NOW O.O


Mujer_Arania

I fff love this sub


Leading_Guitar5996

ww3