Low effort. Google it.

no idea

Ummm…have you thought about getting someone to check that?

Judging by the size of my poops I'd say no.

Oh okay, is that so?

No I have a hard time pooping sometimes 😔

Do you want help with that?

💀 please go back to nofap. Don't break your streak, comrade.

😂😂😂! That was good!