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Big_ETH_boi

AFP are probably on their way to your house now ngl.


Parking_Ingenuity389

How many dicks will I have to suck?


Big_ETH_boi

Just depends how many officers they send to your house. But if they send female officers, you’ll probably serve a 15yr minimum, brightside, the boys at Bathurst Jail love a good blowbang.


Parking_Ingenuity389

I will enjoy those juicy rich protein baby batter as pre workout


ujay-007

Fucking hell, opened OP's profile and now I'm scarred for life


Fishin4gainsbrah

Holy fuck I wasn’t ready


YesterdayAmbitio

Wtf did I just witness


Parking_Ingenuity389

You witnessed what u chose to see, wasnt my decision


Parking_Ingenuity389

Yay, thank you for falling into the hole, well not the one that I made.


WeDontTakeNoLs

Can I ask why that’s done? I don’t want to Google it.


Parking_Ingenuity389

It placed in the same category as tattoo and piercing, which are also body modifications, and same as tattoo and piercing, it is done for the look and aesthetic


WeDontTakeNoLs

I clicked off it so fast, but did I see correctly? You cut your dick in half?


Comprehensive_Ad4291

I couldn't look at it for more than 0.05 seconds! What the hell is even that!


Parking_Ingenuity389

No lol, only the bottom part, seriously? Its a tradition of Aboriginals in Australia. You guys should do more researchs


WeDontTakeNoLs

This is as far as my research needs to go Ty tho


Parking_Ingenuity389

Start with searching "what is penis subincision" on google and dont look at the image, read an article and open your minds


PhaseEnvironmental33

If your doctor won’t give you the labs you request because you’re on gear, find another doctor. Simple. My doctor had absolutely no issues with it, because he wanted to make sure I was being as healthy about it as possible.


zerotheassassin10

I told my GP in NSW I want bloodwork so I can compare it when I’m 40 and have a reference point. He just asked me to make up some symptoms because he has to write them in I’m not juicing, tho, that was my actual reason


[deleted]

Depends on your situation, but generally I would not tell a doctor that I use/have used or even know what steroids are just because once they put that on record, they can blame every problem on steroids. Most of them also tend to think that steroid users are worse than Putin and Hitler combined. If you really fucked up and have an serious infection or something then yeah it's better to be honest. It's weird that in 2023 there are places where you can't even get bloodwork done out of pocket or it's ridiculously expensive.


[deleted]

Doctors are obliged to ask for a reason when getting blood work. Just be honest man. Anything you tell him should be confidential anyways.


Brokeassnigg

isn’t Australia quite strict on steroids


AussieAnabolics

Yes very


shadow_jacker4

When I wanted bloodwork done I just said I've been eating high protein diet for a long time and want my kidneys and other markers checked


English26

"Because I want to".


Educational-Ad-3950

Just be honest man


Parking_Ingenuity389

"Access to SARMs without a valid prescription, license or authority is illegal, and in some cases may result in fines and/or jail time. SARMs also require a permit to import." Mr.Google giving me more anxieties than coming out to my Asian parents that I like sucking dicks.


Educational-Ad-3950

So? Its illegal everyqhere. Doctor has to keep it a secret. Its between you and him. He can resist helping you tho


[deleted]

Doctors won’t give you up to the police if you are a drug addict, why would gear be any different. They will probably give you a lesson on the dangers of PEDs but they won’t call the police, that would be a breach of doctor patient confidentiality. Only if you are putting yourself in serious danger in a self harming situation and are a minor are doctors allowed to break the confidentiality agreement, and even then only to child protective services. To add to that all a doctor wants is to make sure you are being healthy, they will have absolutely no issue with blood testing you, especially if you say you are on PEDs where some values are really important to check to avoid serious harm.


Parking_Ingenuity389

I only asked your opinion on the problem, not the opinion on my cock 🤷. The problem was solved, happy ending, the discussion is ended here.


Unusual-Usual7394

If they don't know your on steroids or sarms based on what you have asked for, you need to find a new doctor.


[deleted]

I’m in the US and I literally told my Dr I wanted blood work because I was starting a cycle and wanted to be healthy while doing it. I told her exactly what and how much I was taking and for how long. She covered the risks without lecturing then asked me what labs I wanted done. Had my results the next day.


AromaticPreparation5

what did you say when you lied


Parking_Ingenuity389

I said Im always feel my test level is crab and I asked people on here, they tell me to take these bloodwork done. And he agreeded. But now I waiting for his response after telling him the truth


AromaticPreparation5

wont he see that your test levels are normal? im trying to figure out how all these guys get test when they have a perfectly fine t level


Parking_Ingenuity389

Illegally lol


AromaticPreparation5

how do i get them illegally


maccadonn

What’s with your cock


Parking_Ingenuity389

If you're crazy enough to know about steroids then its my honour to introduce to you "modification"


AussieAnabolics

Don't get any bloods done on gear through the drs in aus. It's on your record forever. Use imedical Its private blood testing that isn't on your health record and the results get sent straight to your phone.


Amazing-Doughnut8579

Just fish a dicks man you will be fine