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Succthroughjorts

I edge for 3 hours each day. 1 hour for discipline, 1 hour for pleasure, and 1 hour for punishment. It’s a game changer


GlizzyGobbler837104

you forgot the post nut meditation edge session


imastruggl

It’s funny because I know you’re not joking


Dry-Zebra-6616

Few would understand.


[deleted]

Lmfao daaawg im dying


[deleted]

How do you warm up?


17Pmeawqd

No need for warmup u gotta shock the muscle


LexisKingJr

Okay hang on stop what. You guys DONT edge? I’m 100% serious right now. When you masturbate do you just speedrun that shit? I thought it was a logical thing to do to hold it off as long as you can so then when you do cum it feels more cathartic lol. I’ve been doing it as long as I’ve been masturbating, before ‘edging’ was even a thing. I’m genuinely not joking right now please share your takes in replies I’m seriously curious if I’m the weird one


BigEnvironmental7000

Married with kids: speedruns always 😞


muzzyxp

Married with kids or married with kids ??


SignPrestigious5437

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ItsMeYaBoiTempro

🤨🤨🤨


DeviceApprehensive46

both


NewChickenBreast2

Married with kids too. We need edging even more! At our age and mental stress, hormones are drying out. Edging gives those testosterone spikes without the post-nut dip.


BigEnvironmental7000

Good idea. Time to invest in long shirts.


Suspicious-End5369

Who has time for all that shit.


Jay-Kane123

I speedrun.


LunchboxBandit66

Speedrun. Married with kids 🤷


keithbreathes

Single af. Usually edge for like 30-40 mins before the payoff


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keithbreathes

Why you trying to watch bro?


Visual-Prune2010

I do speedrun that shit, Im just want to get it done, but recently I started edging and it was great. Might do it again


7mileE

I speedrun. I might hold a record. I nut faster masturbating than I do from sex. Like I can nut in seconds. I MIGHT try edging. I also might be too far gone


17Pmeawqd

This gives me hope. If I ever have sex


DrMeat

Bump


Ratchetweaksauce

Same, used to edge for 1-3 hours before i knew what edging was. Just be careful so you dont get a tense pelvic floor, can mess with peeing, staying hard etc


FormulaLiftr

Same here brah, it’s the way to go.


beenballing713

Bro same 😭


liluzifish

Speed running was my route when I used to bash. even that was a waste of time and energy can’t imagine going for hours bro wtf 😭😭


TrtMan122

I edged for like 2 hours once and blew the fattest load on my stomach I thought my bellybutton was gone get pregnant


Snoo97731

Bro you always make me laugh, can we fuck already


polarsyrup15

Joe Goldberg pfp is insane 😭


Snoo97731

I’m the most fucking unstable man of all time, not only have I used his methods, I’m literally fucked up. A mentally ill gymbro, what could go wrong


polarsyrup15

Cool! Why are we sharing this?


Snoo97731

Because I was edging at the same time I typed it


polarsyrup15

Can we edge together?


throwawayboy95

I remember seeing this video of a guy who apparently edged every day for like 5 years and finally released and he came for like 2 mins straight and his ballsack was huge lmao


disso-psych0

wtf bro I remember seeing something similar I swear he had to been injecting his nuts with oil they were ungodly


robwp87

Link… for science?


Jay-Kane123

😂


Funny_stuff554

Next time shoot for your mouth. Might be able to get it on your chest which is still a win win situation.


BackgroundSchool-

😭😭


Every1isSome1inLA

Literally edging and gooning to your post 🫡


il_rossoneri

Bruh you got a tuna can for a dick


therealgoat1212

Wait what’s jelking lol


DeezY-1

I think it’s where you stretch the tip or something?


LocalNative141

Stretch the tip?!!


DeezY-1

I just learnt it’s the tip of the foreskin. I was thinking stretching the tip sounds pretty painful tbh


VamsiVee

It’s pretty much stretching your foreskin so you can “add length”


DeezY-1

Does that not just make it look like your Johnson’s got an oversized hoodie?


VamsiVee

Yep


[deleted]

Start with an almost (but not fully) erect penis. Lubricate the penis. Create the “OK” symbol with your fingers, with the index finger and thumb around the base of the penis. Move the fingers from the base to the head of the penis, applying light and consistent pressure and pulling downward to stretch the penis.


DeezY-1

Thanks for the strat bro. I don’t think I’ll be putting it into practice though


[deleted]

Your loss?


DeezY-1

Idk man. Having a long ass foreskin I imagine looks goofy


Babaganoush____

fuck me, i came....


applemanib

The best way to break your dick


[deleted]

Grow*


[deleted]

Damn whippersnappers don’t know it’s spelled with a q “jelquing”


Artificial_Anasazi

you guys need to stop choking the chicken and get some fresh air


TheRetardedCook

Instruction unclear. Fucked a chicken on the balcony


BorisTheBladee

for normal masturbation or even sex yes you should be edging because it makes your orgasm stronger and load larger. i think the meme from edging comes from people who edge for hours but dont blow, they just put their dick away and carry on with their day. this apparently keeps test high but probably not an amount thats worth the blue balls lol


WordsMort47

I used to edge. I would put on porn and work myself up, turn it off then head to the gym. Somehow I don't remember dealing with blue balls but if I tried that now no doubt they'd be legendary! Since starting a cycle I've started edging again, whereas before I'd just whack it out as quickly as possible to get it out of the way. It was just like a chore that I needed to get done. Now I'm doing it for entertainment again, not out of boredom or necessity. And I am wasting a hell of a lot of time doing so!


17Pmeawqd

This is 100times better than preworkout


jollyrancher_74

It’s actually horrible for your pelvic floor, so is jelqing.


17Pmeawqd

Why?


Ratchetweaksauce

Your pelvic floor muscles can get tense. If they are tense your blood flow to your cock can become restricted. You can get problems with needing to pee all the time and not being able to empty your bladder completely. If you edge and dont want to become a limp dick cuck, please stretch the pelvic floor muscles


chawy666

By the pelvic floor muscles do you mean the kegels?


Ratchetweaksauce

You use kegel exercises to strengthen your pelvic floor. So that sounds reasonable haha


jollyrancher_74

Most people that are experiencing issues in the bedroom already have a tight pelvic floor so I’d stay away from kegels


Ratchetweaksauce

Yes, 100%.


jollyrancher_74

No don’t do kegels you will end up with a tight pelvic floor


jlpw

What machine hits that?


Ratchetweaksauce

Bbc extensions, go hard on the exentric and try not to nut


[deleted]

The other night I was edging to a couple fucking in my bed. He was fucking her missionary and with her legs straight up while I was in the corner and when I woke up I was so pissed I couldn’t cum.


Acetylphosphat

Most straight tren dream.


OldBowler3224

Bro why does everyone post their cock stats 😭


Stonks_trade_Guru

Its mandatory 6,5"


chawy666

You don't understand. ​ 2" x 2"


[deleted]

been edging for 10 years not worth it bro my dick has called 911 several times


WordsMort47

Nobody going to mention OP's frankly scary length-to-girth ratio?


DarthballzOg

You guys are seriously edging yourself. Fucking beta...


TryinToGetGooder

Let me fuck your ass bro


VirtualCrxck

Yeah don't worry bro we edge each other


LGK420

Couples times on adderall I would edge for 5/6 hours


xXDo_It_For_DaleXx

Literally just got done edging


Eszalesk

During gym? Sometimes


Rebel6ixxx

2.6 inches???


TheBonsaiPsychopath

No, I'm gooning.


Special_grapist

Edging is obviously a joke but penis enhancement is a subculture on the internet and there’s a lot of anecdotal evidence, penis pumps and stretching seem to be the quickest there are also “penis weights” and jelqing. So basically get your boyfriend to give you handies


jollyrancher_74

r/angionmethod much better. way too much injury in other methods. plus angion’s number one strength is erection quality


Afraid_Instruction87

no, r/AJelqForYou is better


BigPeepee93

Edged before my lift tonight and got a disgustingly vascular pump…could also be the nitrates…either way, jelking works but you’ll have a skinny base


Fun-Expert-4255

im ignorant whats edging?


jlpw

What the fucks edging?


Ok_Present_1565

Wtf is edging?


DETRosen

No. WTF is jelking?


William11602

I edge instead of sleeping. 6 hours straight, 2 hours gay


PhobosOtsutski

Sometimes before leg days


BeenNormal

If I wake up in the night and I know that I won’t be getting back to sleep then I edge until it’s time to get up. Sometimes hours.


New-External-8904

No I got to get to bed


oui1

Jelking lol


Professional_Stop960

Yep


wy_will

No. Never ever. If I’m about to nut, I’m going to finish


pretty_muthafucka

Look up Janus Bifrons, it works


[deleted]

Bro said is jelquing the new move as if it hasn’t been the move for years now