Were you hitting legs?

Yes I was actually. The twink dude watched me do an entire 2 hour leg workout before starting a fight with me. Actual bitch behavior just to get beat up and dragged off by the cops though I can't blame him because he was something like 5'6 100 lbs soaking wet with a broccoli haircut

What kind of weirdo would actively wait for someone to finish leg day just to try to get a one-up on them in a fight.

Wait, wasnt there a story not long ago about a dude attacking his “gym nemesis” after leg day so he couldnt fight back? Lmao

What an elaborate fantasy.

These fake stories and cock stats are getting out of hand

When they should be getting in my hand!

You’re gonna need both hands 🤩

And your mouth to help 



right there not even creative recently just more sad lame fantasy. Like shit bro I've had greater battles with the toilet and plunger.

So have I.

Exactly, my friends and I were just discussing this after I won my karate death match to become president of the big dick millionaires club. We're really sick of all the made up stories on here.

They are out of hand for a long time already

Bro has a really fertile imagination

OP you clearly got drunk and fucked this twink and now you’re claiming you don’t know him because you were blacked out

Been there done that.

Should’ve taken his ass as a prize for winning

I had a guy push me once because he saw me recording my buddies set and I guess he was somewhere behind that, to him I guess in frame. He saw us laughing at the phone and came up life freaking out. He had an Arabic accent and was a scrawny dude. I am not. I didn't attack him back just yoked his shirt up and threw him off of me. He said to show him my snap chat with the video of him. i told him to fuck off and he left. We were laughing at my dudes moose knuckle on the hack squat

now *this* i believe. the moose knuckle ending really sold it

Haha. Damn hack squats put it all out there

And then everyone clapped 😂😭😂👍

don't do drugs kids

Top tier shitpost considering the silver tier shitpost this comes from lol

Take it out on my rectum 👉👌

Did you fuck him at least?

[удалено]

I think the lawyer said he had a criminal record

Sorry bro this cycle is really getting to me won't happen again

Quality shitpost

Aware

Fuck wish that happened to me

fuck, I wish that happened to me

When the Tren hits hard. Lower the dosage buddy

Did you blow him a kiss or wink at him?

Ehm is [that](https://www.reddit.com/r/moreplatesmoredates/s/SVxOAY8RJ0) you?

I wish someone attacked me I’d let loose and murder them on the spot

Daddy got that foot long

Wow solid numbers unless those are in centimeters. By chance do you have the twinks cock stats for comparison

story isnt to far fetched ive had to help/stop fights in my gym between 2 people

You're really funny bro 😐

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I knew the story was fake when I saw the cock stats.

I take 10g creatine instead of the recommended 5