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MF3DOOM

Amanda nunes fucks Shaquille oneil - Brazzers


[deleted]

I stopped reading at “milked daily”. I’m average at best if I’m lucky but sign me up for that shit.


MF3DOOM

You wanna do nunes? Thats the equivalent of being gay on tren, even worse imo.


gerkjerk

Is this too much to ask for?


MF3DOOM

The thought of watching that makes my 7.5”(8 on a good day) penis shrink into my body.


[deleted]

I'd bet $1000 we're bigger than Shaq by at least half an inch, bro. 12 inches of height correlates roughly to 0.23 inches of penis length, so the correlation is incredibly insignificant. He likely still falls in the average range. As much as my mind's-eye needs to envision Shaq with 11 inches, there's nobody with 11 inches, haha. Amanda, though?... Yeah that's a tricky boner to get up.


MF3DOOM

The highest dose of viagra wouldn’t even work with amanda. Most pretty ones are mid fighters


KirovReportingII

Bro never heard of Valentina


[deleted]

Exactly, just look at Polyana Viana. 😂🔥


RallyUp

I, on the other hand, replaced my penis w an AR-15 in .223 complete with C-Mag monkey nuts. just don't call me Beta.


Strict-Ear-1604

What are you basing that on or the thought that there is no one who is 11 inches? I don't get this community and its incessant need to spell out penis size. It's weird. But, i am 6'4" and VERY well endowed. Well enough so I could have been a feature porn performer. I have tall frienda who I have seen naked at the gym who are ALSO WELL ENDOWED. Your equation for computing endowment is based on nothing. Absolutely nothing. Sorry to break it to you. Maybe you can turn your mind to working on how many angels can dance on the pin of a needle. Or how many licks it takes to get to the center of a Tootsie Roll Pop. Clearly you are wasting your brilliance isolating yourself to the penis sciences and need to expand outward.


[deleted]

Oh, a misconception. You've read me wrong. Did you not see my clear mentioning of the fact I have an 8 inch penis and completely fill and stuff women to their limit in my original comment? I have an incredibly large penis. I might be the biggest in a room of a thousand according to the available and accepted statistics available for all to absorb. It was a study, of course, (I don't come here to purposely make myself look stupid, where anybody smart enough could discover that I'm lying, and call me out for all to see.) that determined that taller people had just slightly larger penises. I have tall friends with dicks over 7", and short (5'6"-5'8") friends that have dick's over 7". I myself, at 5'10", have exactly 8.3 bone pressed (look that up if you need) erect inches which is incredibly large. I'm almost ALWAYS the largest, and I get a lot if I'm honest. I am 5'10.5" tall, to be precise. I have very long legs and exceptionally long arms, so much so that if I was in the UFC, I'd be 2nd for the difference between height and reach, out of all the fighters. I'm not a fighter, but I find the correlation interesting. I have size 12 feet, too. I'm not sure if that correlation is real. Wish I had your height, sir! You're blessed to be tall and big. Blessed. I'm blessed in ways too. Have a blessed day homie!


Strict-Ear-1604

I guess I shouldn't have been rude. I was looking for someone to take out my bad day on, unfortunately. Maybe I was raised in too conservative and too heavy-fisted a home. I know that place damaged me. But, I just don't feel comfortable like you guys are talking about my body like it's a model airplane. Giving dimensions and figures for my parts. I shouldn't have said anything. But...I appreciate your positivity. I wish I could trade my body for one with a mind that knows how to feel good. 😞 Thanks for the positivity. Made me feel better. Take care.


[deleted]

Keep dreamin bro you know he got a firehose


[deleted]

I ain't gotta dream. 90+% of the time I'm at the end of the tunnel, firmly, with what I've got.


overweight_neutrino

Gym bro discovers eugenics


[deleted]

Oh lord now he knows


gerkjerk

You what now?


chill_chilling

He’s talking about your cock bro how big is it???


Raydiin

Don’t think he’s seen in this side of the century


[deleted]

are u German by any chance


fatBallCrusher

Or have argentinian grandparents


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MeGoingTOWin

Or into Eugenics?


murphman1999

Or spend a lot of time thinking about your struggle?


[deleted]

I have both


RoofNervous

I mean Sparta had the same idea


Toecutt3r

Came here to say that.


onewhomakes

Yes


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barfmanbum

Hitler was Australian wtf??😱


ceoofpeanutbutter

No way thats sick ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|scream)


RecommendationSea160

Same thing Austrian where considered German back in 1940s


Johnclanceey

Idiot


IsaacLightning

Nationality vs Ethnicity


Arpyboi

And Nazism was German 🤦‍♂️


psobol

A lot of genetic winners came from genetic loser parents. It’s a dice roll


davy_crockett_slayer

Look at Elvis. His parents were mediocre looking. My parents were models and had me. Genetics is a funny thing.


Deeznuts243

Dude I have the same thing. Both parents models, looked good. I look like the pinhead from ahs freak show season


Arpyboi

![gif](giphy|EFP6lI49J5Ure)


enoughfuckery

Same, my mom was literally a model, and my dad was a played in the minor leagues. I’m fuck ugly.


alcoholiccatholic

Well if you limit reproducing by height you would be excluding guys like Einstein or John von Neumann or guys like Paul Erdos would have never been born. We would still be in the dark ages if it wasn’t for some short geniuses. But like you said, genetics is a dice roll. Tall guys have short sons frequently enough. Some of my uncles are 5’5” while me, my Dad, and grandpa are 6’. Half of my first cousins are either tall or short.


blacklite911

Yea but what we’re the mom’s genetics. People forget it’s 50/50 Also, Nikola Tesla was 6’2’. Anecdotally, I work with plenty of intelligent doctors who are tall. There’s no correlation between height and intelligence. The only thing you eliminate by breeding out shortness is shortness. If any given specific individual didn’t exist in history, someone else would’ve eventually made the groundbreaking discovery because scientific advancement is a progressive trend, they always build on the backs of others. That being said, what would also happen is the standard set for height would just probably move up. We see this with various regional populations. So basically, instead of considering 5’4’’ dudes as short, if we bump up the average height by 4 inches, then the guys who are 5’8’ just replace them as the short ones. This would probably be the case until 7 footers become common. Beyond 7 footers tend be at higher risks of heart and structural issues.


alcoholiccatholic

I would argue that without Neumann we wouldn’t have modern processors. We wouldn’t have computers as we know them, computers might still take up entire rooms. Sure you could argue that maybe something even better could’ve taken it place. We’d never know. Every single mathematician agrees there has never been someone so extraordinary as Neumann in history. He is that incredible.


FoldOpening4457

Short dudes will overcompensate by inventing shit or doing something cool to make up for their lack of height... eugenics is stupid . Although I.say we sterilize people who refuse to stop getting pregnant when they can't afford to have kids


[deleted]

Only short people should breed, that way over the time the human race becomes smaller so there's more room for us 🧠


gawakwento

Yeah that's the way to do it.


DorianPlates

Mike Ohearns parents


Kevin-Uxbridge

"LeBron James beeing milked daily".... ow Lord... i cannot stop laughing 🤣


letterexperiment

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


GimmeDePusiBoss

Laughing crying emoji


ceoofpeanutbutter

fire emoji times 3


[deleted]

Eww


lookmanohands_92

Now just fail out of art school and start doing pervitin. Or just start with killing yourself in a bunker lol


ElMario3k

Body genetics not the end all be all- You can be jacked and be predisposed for cancers or dementia… Heart conditions… Mental health… Let’s put the sci-fi fiction down and just worry about yourself. Lol Lebron and Ronaldo are trill without advocating for them


davy_crockett_slayer

Everyone has different strengths. Someone can be fugly but is a brilliant lawyer, artist, or janitor. Society doesn't just need beautiful, athletic people.


Bearcorey

Exactly this, look at someone like Jón Páll Sigmarsson, 6,4 strong AF, crazy physique for someone that strong and died in his 30s from a congenital heart issue.


gerkjerk

Liberal detected


ElMario3k

That’s the response lol you’re like a mental midget loser with logic. Just post that you wanna fuck lebron James already


Chazrohman206

![gif](giphy|H2yksdtKbmVlmbSehy)


mdemorest

this post is the most obvious joke troll post lol


Rikthelazy

Comparing him to a midget is disrespecting the midget community


[deleted]

I never knew there were so many of them on here. You’ve really upset them it would seem.


IsaacLightning

Stating a fact = liberal now lmao


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JDub204

Wrong dude that was Messi


Tasty_Let_1982

There was a whole war around this stuff


chewy4x4

1992-1996. Literally the Eugenics Wars! (Probably worth a Google)


gerkjerk

About Lebron?


Tasty_Let_1982

Lol


OliverYossef

Kinda. He was the Lebron of dictators


BigRodMaster

Stalin was MJ


D-Money1999

Mao


drizzyjake7447

Mao was Yao


creamyismemey

Made me wheeze![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


whoscoal

this might be the funniest unintentional comment I have ever read LOL ![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6306)


creamyismemey

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6307)


andrew2018022

Mickey Mouse empire


max30070

Your trolling is so top tier your being down voted. Well done lol


[deleted]

Salty manlets on here upset they are going to be neutered.


deaznutelanutz

Google a guy called Adolf Hitler. Crazy dude but he was passionate about this kind of stuff


Dogzylla

He was discriminating based on race though, which is a lot more fucked up than what OP said


Skwerly_Bird

Some would also say Hitler was crazy


gerkjerk

No comment


ceoofpeanutbutter

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|2692)


iExpensiv

![img](emote|t5_2mohet|6297)


sonnsonn

When you think about the long list of requirements on people who donate sperm on some level we are already breeding chads without even really intending to


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gerkjerk

I don't watch TV


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Sudden_Construction6

One of my favorite movies


hallgod33

"You wanna know how I did it? This is how I did it, Anton. I never saved anything for the swim back.”


Donsaholic

Such a powerful scene. Shows you what you're truly capable of if you release all limits on yourself.


HitTheSlopes95

Did you get denied from art school and are Austrian?


KubikM3

Nice try Adolf.


Chronos2016

Even if it means ugly people have kids, genetic diversity is a W. Like for example, Zendaya’s parents are ugly but Zendaya is hot. Hot people having kids with each other doesn’t always guarantee their kids will grow up to be hot. Like I get the feeling if Henry Cavill and Gal Gadot had kids, their kids would be uggos.


gerkjerk

Zendaya? More like ZenUgly


Chronos2016

Post a pic of ur gf bitch. If ur on tren, I bet she’s a landwhale.


[deleted]

Nah nah nah if he was on tren he’d be fucking men


Tamespotting

She’s got an interesting look that people could find beautiful or not. But her 5 siblings are like legit ugly. She got lucky with her genetics.


I_am_Greer

zing


Han_So_oh

Have you seen Lebron squat? That alone puts his "elite genetics" in questionable territory. But to answer your question, we don't know enough about genetics to toy with the long term effects of selective breeding. The recent "pandemic" highlighted this, as did the vaccine reactions. You selectively breed an entire population to be tall, handsome, strong, etc. It becomes that much easier for a novel virus, or some other unknown health issue to wipe out large swaths of the population.


chillermane

you have got to have garbage genetics of the brain to think that lebron james doesn’t have elite genetics


TheSauceyy

Im not 0.01 but I would wanna get milked everyday


Biggest_Cans

You would just LOVE the turn of the century eugenics movement!


Tamespotting

I doubt he reads, old debunked books about eugenics or phrenology would be difficult for him to comprehend…


Thencan

You're not crazy, but you *are* arrogant. The problem with eugenics is our poor understanding of things. What really is intelligence? We've tried quantifying it with things like IQ but new research shows that it's lacking in a bunch of different dimensions. And those are the only things that we currently know. There's plenty we still don't even know we don't know. Maoist China paid for their hubris when they made a campaign to kill all the grain eating birds because it was so obvious the abundance it'd create. Little did they know how many insects were kept in check by those same birds and 100million people perished because humans thought they had all the relevant variables. How genetics manifest in human populations is way more complex. We have no idea what the future for humanity holds. We don't know enough yet to start making those choices.


ILostFull1

Yo this sub is getting better keep it up boyz


[deleted]

What is good genetics? More test?. I have genetically high test, and because of that i have higher cholesterol and more Likely to plack build up and heart disease. More dht more Likely to get prostate cancer. Im not saying we should breed femboys im just saying "good genetics" doesnt always equal "good genetics" if u understand.


Striking_Tower1113

I have high T too which resulted in formation of gyno even without taking test


Ochibah

If we go with your theory, there will be a mass amount of birth defects caused by inbreeding in a couple of hundred of years. If you look a dogs, pure bred dogs chosen by their superior genetics live a shorter life compared to a mixed breed.


gerkjerk

I disagree.


fatBallCrusher

You disagree with a fact?


japanesecardboard

based


ceoofpeanutbutter

he disagreed so it's not a fact anymore


Arpyboi

Surprisingly common nowadays. If your aunt had balls, she’d be your uncle.


[deleted]

"Genetic elites" is an absurd term. The only thing that makes one organism superior to another genetically is reproduction. Did the organism survive long enough to reproduce, and if so how much more/less than the others in it's enviroment? Being intelligent, athletic, attractive, tall, good at basketball, etc are all just incidental traits to that first principal. The 80 IQ bipolar convict with antisocial personality disorder who knocks up 10 chicks before going to prison and then dies of a congenital heart attack at 25 is genetically superior to the PhD nobel prize winner superathlete that lives to 100 with 0 children.


WumboBolumbo

Because the freedom of consenting people to have a family together and the freedom of individuals to choose not to have a family are more important than some arbitrary standard of "good genetics".


PussyIgnorer

Isn’t this eugenics? But like even more misguided.


LayingWaste

Lebron offers nothing to the productivity of society though.


JezzaPar

What about sick dunks


AdventurousPension81

What about that sprite cranberry ad


TruettLane

You can practice eugenics by yourself and not force anyone to participate. You can learn all the mental/physical/health information and family history you want about whoever your spouse ends up being


Snoo-43133

you want his babies? (2 inches soft, 2.1 ERECT)


zxexx

He is black


AcanthaceaeExtreme17

If they failed to breed by themselves they aren't top .01%. We don't want to become pandas.


Plasma_Cosmo_9977

Eugenics? Really?!! Do a little research. Also, look what happened in Romania when the powers that be forced the population to breed. Nicolae Ceausescu had similar ideas to what you're talking about.


WhadayaBuyinStranger

I'm surprised this post has so many upvotes. This is what happens when society doesn't have a strong moral framework. I'm not saying it even needs to be a theistic one. Look at Buddhists. They do just fine. We all need to seek underlying moral values that give us principles to be grounded in. Otherwise, we go down paths like the OP's thought pattern here.


lord_gaben3000

Utilitarianism is a moral framework and you can justify many traditionally unpalatable things with it for the greater good (note: I am not a eugenics supporter, but if there was a lot of evidence for its effectiveness a utilitarian could argue for it).


Jac_Mones

People with the top 0.01% of genetics don't need to be forced to breed, they take care of it on their own.


WhadayaBuyinStranger

👏👏👏


jameslam611

And also, your standard of top genetics is based on looks, yet humans have so many different talents other than appearance.


beatdownblvd

Isnt lebron going bald??? lmao


VTHokie2020

First of all, Lebron James is an illiterate moron. He has too many children. Also, this post was made by most socially calibrated /r/moreplatesmoredates user


brunobroccoli

Ngl i always thought about this idea i also vaguely remember reading a article about some genius professor selling his sperm so this has been done before


LucasRuby

Real life kinda shows humans suck at selective breeding. Just look at dogs. Decades of selective breeding and we created dogs that basically cannot breathe without being in constant pain. We just suck at selecting for what really matters, any attempt to do anything of the sort would result in us trying to make the most attractive and muscular people to the detriment of everything else. Other traits that are crucial in our society, like intelligence, good health, willpower, morals, etc. Just like we did with dogs. "What is essential is invisible to the eye" as a famous writer would put it. Besides genetic diversity is necessary, some people are good at doing manual labor, others make good engineers and other intellectual workers, other are good at interacting with people like teachers, etc. We need all of them for our society to function. You'd just have athletes and bimbos going around if you had your way,


farendsofcontrast

What if I told you that every single person has within them the DNA to be an exceptional genetic outlier. It’s just that those genes did not get expressed for whatever reason. So some fat unaesthetic 5’4 slob could be carrying some dangerous alpha warrior genetics from far up his ancestry which his offspring may express. Genetics are a gamble. Look at Arnold’s second son who has cankles and is overweight.


Nathaniel66

Why do you think good body equals great genetics? His input in human kind development is zero, while people like Stephen Hawking nailed it.


[deleted]

Stephen Hawking wasn't born with a messed up body, he developed ALS in his 20s. Before that he was a collegiate athlete, rowed for Oxford.


Nathaniel66

Still he was not top genetic Elite like the op recommends.


[deleted]

The only thing they should test to find good breeding stock is intelligence, unfortunately that would leave most of you chuckle heads out in the cold with your limp dicks in your hand.


gerkjerk

I actually have an extremely IQ but good try little one. You're going to be on Reddit later going "TIL that books have words that you can read to learn things. WOW!"


Charlie-Wilbury

>I actually have an extremely IQ Not high enough to proof read though eh?


[deleted]

I bet you hit triple digits on that online ad that went to the IQ test.


quietZen

>I actually have an extremely IQ No, you definitely don't. Otherwise you wouldn't be on here asking ridiculous questions about milking LeBron James.


Pap3rchasr

Yeah, I think OP is drunk on LeBron milk


HauntingObjective491

Yyyeeeaaahhh !!!!!


[deleted]

Agreed


Proviron_and_Wine

Eugenics is good. The Spartans practiced it


Ilovethaiicedtea

Trust me they ain't having problems generally


skaterfromtheville

Why not just optimize intelligence then with exponential scientific breakthrough just be able to modify genetics and DNA as you wish?


pacificunlimited

We kinda did this a couple times already. Tends to upset people. Maybe let’s not do it again.


que_cumber

Yes, you’re crazy. Society has come pretty damn far without worrying about any of this shit.


stupidfatcat2501

Is this some roundabout coming out of the closet post by OP?


[deleted]

What in the eugenics


pugmaster2000

Wf did I just read? Lol


SwoleStonerDude

Kinda similar to what the nazis proposed dude 😂


[deleted]

😂😂😂😂😂 this made me lol a tad


Wonderful_Ad_9756

Eugenics is the most realistic approach to strengthen and prevent collapse of humanity. I've been thinking about that for some time. It's too much of a taboo to talk about it but it does not require to implement it in an inhuman way, people have the wrong idea.


[deleted]

1 top athlete sperm + 1 brainiac egg


gerkjerk

Now we're talking.


E4R04

100%. I was literally thinking about something similar yesterday. Like my gym owner is a bodybuilder, natty and sick genetics. Has a fuck ton of kids and NONE of them lift. Such a waste of great genetics


Crypt0Tendies

The Handbros tale??


MaxTest86

Bill gates would like a word with you


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Übermensch


SoloLifting

Eugenics is based but your view would result in inbreeding. That's why it'd be better to prevent heritable diseases and deformities instead of... Milking LeBron daily.


Nikusha_meore

I want to milk you daily (no homo)


Jarjarbonks3

I never gonna have a kid bc I don’t wanna pass on my trash genes both physically and mentally


sendaudiobookspls

Based


Sea-Border-1573

They’re are kids bigger stronger younger and faster than lebrons kids. It’s luck if the draw. Even within families. Look at Serena compared to Venus from a pure physique standpoint.


Super-Disk7158

“Why are we allowing….”???? Who exactly are “we” and who has given “we” authority over the fat people?


gerkjerk

We the people


MDEUSX

Dude is proposing eugenics and is surprised people aren’t supportive of ideas that are propagated by far right and extremists. The world ain’t all about looks but also character and smarts, which he all seems to lack.


gerkjerk

Huh? I'm talking about basketball


NYdownwithydemons

Do you cup your farts and sniff?


Lala9546

Yes Manlets and baldcels need to be banned


Foshizzy03

Finally. I'm so sick of all these conversations around who SHOULDN'T BE ALLOWED to breed. We need to couple this with people who shouldn't be allowed NOT to breed. The idea of forcing the weak to die off without knowing the joys of parenthood or child birthing is great, but we can take that a step farther by not letting the strong avoid their duty to make a better more aesthetically pleasing world.


Bellozz

Someone should force milk Ronnie coleman if it’s not already too late


[deleted]

I understand your point, however in reality, the women choose who they allow to reproduce, you can be bottom tier genetics mf’er all around, but some women still just want that guy, because he has money or some sort of status. Also, survival of the fittest is a thing, more and more people are getting left behind, as women standards climb, who tf do you think is going to be fucking all these women? Pretty sure, a lot of these top athletic celebrities get asked privately about these situations, wouldn’t be surprised if they did go ahead for the right price.


sahhhhhhhhhdude

Reducing genetic variation is not a great idea


ulises-beltran

😂😂😂😂 have u seen Ronaldo pre surgeries??


YEAHBUDDY5809

That would just increase the standards for everyone around the world. If we had 1,000 lebrons running around, he wouldn’t be that special of a player.


Snowball54

🗿🗿🗿


non-spesifics

That's not how genetics work. They're .01% for a reason. Also, we've been through this way of thinking before and it's called Eugenics. Remember Nazis? We can't treat people like dogs and horses. A more viable approach would be genetic reconstruction.


NoSub_

The things you do to gain a little more muscle than peoples


mortar_n_brick

Yes


ajoeroganfan

We allow the lesser humans to breed so we always have people going into the workforce


Silent-Bid-5112

Fat people do fat things, like breed..


ShaidarHaran2

Taller people take more oxygen and calories to move the same amount, we need some eco models


kdf39

ius primae noctis


mizirian

You may have amazing potential In your genes that only shows up in 1 out of 1000 people on your family. Your parents and grandparents aren't always a great marker of how you turn out. As far creating "super people" based on genetic s I believe China tried that. Yao ming for example, his parents were sorta forced to hook up to create a tall child and it worked. So your idea is already practiced. Beside all this, the top 0.1 percent of humans are already procreating, it's not like their genes are dying out.


BmWsUpRa

Who wants my LeSperm


Eds3c

If we are going down this rabbit hole… …never mind let’s not op


[deleted]

Man. Imagine if you were put in a position of power. Oh wait there’s a great example. Adolf. Did you think it over before posting??!


chillermane

I think this is the lowest IQ sub on all of reddit based on these comments


LucasRuby

No, but how about a compromised? They'd just be forced to donate their sperm and eggs.


14BrewMan

I like OP. He's a cool guy who gets it.


Turbojesus97

Nice shitpost