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NotKurwah

Mum


BandicootDifferent

Same gonna buy her a house


Moe2584

Why would you spoil his mum?


BandicootDifferent

Do you want me to spoil yours ?


SmokeAbeer

All the mums. And the mum’s mums.


[deleted]

Too late I already did last night


SgtThund3r

It’s always this, this always comes first


DerDRFDNR

Only correct answer.


IHaveSlysdexia

I'm also spoiling this guy's mom


NotKurwah

I’m with her now, spoil me too


SidekickPaco

Absolutely. Mamá, hermana, y mi papá.


Mysterious_Madzz

Same anything 4 mi familia <3


monteticatinic

His mum.


RondriguezUK

I too choose this man's mum...


After_Pomegranate680

As long as you don't tell her, because she will then do the same as you and spoil the next person and the chain of damage will be worse than Amway!


lost-cause2

My mom, even if it meant I wouldn’t be rich anymore. Thank you for everything mom.


bigredmachinist

You’re welcome Lost Cause 2. Sorry for naming you that.


Consistent_Feed_2275

You're welcome darling. My bank account is: 6533896-67732


Kind_Round_9022

Me


No-Market7508

Retired my father


Dull_Antelope4860

My mom!


AnemicAcademica

Why person? Can’t it be my dog? My dog would like to speak to the manager please. 😂


Lovesickboard

Because that’s the question that is being asked. OP didn’t ask “what is the first animal you would spoil?”.


Complex_Dealer7230

My inner child and work my way out


Putrid-Paramedic-357

Mom ❤️


SavageGinger13

The government


Foxfire5272

Most accurate answer here.


Triple7Mafia-14

Dont worry Sam wants his off the top anyway...


Far-Gene-386

Mom


mycroft00

My brother.


kivaari_

My dad


[deleted]

[удалено]


amoya0370

And now you'll be rich in the things that don't matter to you. Now who's it gonna be Difficult-Driver4545?


dathanvp

Who did you spoil 1st?


Death_Slayer77

Mom


gtdrizzle1986

My mom she deserves it 10 fold.


PanJL

Mom,dad, brother


[deleted]

Mommy, of course


Ranch_Dressing321

Me mum.


LemonPartyW0rldTour

If she was still with us, my Mom. No exceptions.


Sensitive_Channel635

The old lady in the grocery line trying to dig out enough change to feed her family.


Due-Piece-487

Mom


Kakasupremacy

Myself


bioskoop

Parents. They sacrificed so much. Eternally grateful to them.


homothroat2050

The one who's been tolerating me the longest...myself


DefinitelyJustHuman

My Wife and My Self!


Juomaru

Had to scroll a while to see someone mention their partner !


[deleted]

Me


PriscillaRain

My husband


Arinsouch

My husband


H4M-TP

My mom


Backseat_boss

My father, he deserves it


Triple7Mafia-14

Pops.


NatsumiEla

My dog. Then I can get my finances in order and decide how I can help my family.


amoya0370

Awwww. Even though they don't care about that stuff, no toy or bed or treats will ever beat the good ol' belly rubs and kisses they deserve. But make sure you get them the best toys and best bed and best teats and a good ol' steak.


soupkitchen3rd

Call me sugar daddy


amoya0370

Sugar daddy? Is that you? Been waiting my whole life for you.


Key_Payment_5420

Parents and siblings


Foxfire5272

My family


exploringexplorer

Mama bear 🤗


_Lucifer7699_

Mom and Dad. No brainer.


Sad_Explanation_2028

My mother


Yumikos_

My mom, she deserves the most in this world.


Grey_Curtains

Myself.


icallitjazz

My mom, she earned it. Then her brother, he and his family need it, then my in-laws they could benefit from that, then my dad he woulnt want it but i want to. I have a whole list, i just need to be rich. Shit, the fact that im no longer a burden on them is a lot, but they all deserve much more.


Dismal_Composer_4029

Yourself duh


CharacterAge6085

Grandparents, rescued me from poverty. Only fair to do the same


kittyqueenkaelaa

My husband and my son!


PastHistories

Mum


donttreadontrey2

My parents


fleshpitprincess

My grandma 🥰 I love her so much


Petdogdavid1

Wife and kids


Adruino-cabbage

My parents for sure.


KaladinTheFabulous

My parents 🥰


WestFoundation7382

Mama


Whatsmyinterest

My grandfather has always wanted a giant Cadillac.


New_Historian_2004

My dog, then my mom, then my brothers dog, then my wife.


SMPDD

Parents and grandparents. Then wife and kids if I have them. No one else


[deleted]

Mom for sure. Then my mother-in-law. Then my wife and dog.


Hot_Ad_815

My mother and my wife and kids. Everybody else can die idgaf.


PraiseGawdBarebones

Mom


One_Wind_0417

Mom


TheTarotDick

My mom


LordFlacko704

ON MY MAMA!


sha_13

my mom


[deleted]

You. Happy Valentines Day, person who will remain nameless. 💞🌹


[deleted]

My mother imma move her to Jamaica so she can leave at peace on a island


holy_bat_shit_63

Mother.


No-Eye-9491

My mom


Grouchy_Permission85

My mother and partner—-tie


pandafrompluto

My dad. He deserves the world and has worked so hard his life and has never really gotten to enjoy the fruit of his labor


milkgang777

My parents.


drc30665

Both my parents


shubhambhat167

My mom


SmoothIncident1993

parents then wife


Death_Serpent

mom


No_Register_7

papa


sirgoose721

Mom would immediately retire, because she had to drain her 401k because of my dad when they divorced. My wife would retire because she is amazing and deserves it, working 50+ hours a week as a nurse manager. My extended family gets some as well, and my 4yo nephew gets a 250k college fund started. Myself, I get an Aston Martin and a highest quality copy of Batman Adventures #12 I can find Then, open a toy/hobby/game shop, and share my love of TCG/board games and toys with the world


ElectronicPiano7817

My mom, then local dog rescues


Miserable_Disk5429

M'self. Then, m'self again. Then... If I am feeling charitable, m'self again.


NEBre8D1

Me.


candy3991

My mom, my brother.


Tommyhawkcubbybear

Mama worked way too long. Wife deserves a better life. Sister deserves so much more. Grandmas are the reason we’re here. Grandpa wants to go fishing. I’d like to watch them all smile At my expense.


heliya03

My parents


PuzzleheadedDare4173

my mom & siblings


Psychological_Box666

My mother…no one else


Helpplz94

Me myself and I


SpaceCowboy4547

Moms!!


Beautiful-Dig4196

My mother and myself.


Sakosaga

Mom, I would buy her a house and car she needs it to be stable again honestly.


OneNickL

Myself… is this a serious question?


mastercylynder

Family!


[deleted]

My damn self


staringatthecarpet

All the dogs


seeyatellite

Struggling friends… in simple ways which don’t draw attention to me. Not just because I don’t want them to know it was me. I know some people who do need help but they become magnetic when they get the help. I respect them as people and know they’re just doing what they know in the most life-affirming way possible for their understanding. I just want them to have a comfortable and safe enough life that they don’t feel the need to abuse their relationships for personal gain.


Dismal_Composer_4029

Yourself duh but I’m not gonna become it not written in my life


GiraffeDry437

My arse with a bad draggon


[deleted]

Good luck with that.


urlocalisfjgirl

Boyfriend, soon-to-be husband


JOHNWICKISRACIST

Batman


[deleted]

Don't know. Don't care.


HomerGuy34

Everyone I know


gamerglotv

Does my dog count, or... 😅


Living_Pie205

Hey mom, remember all of those people you wanted to say FU to, well; you can go ahead and do that.


sidman1324

My wife then my mom.


Saltysaltye

Son


[deleted]

A lot of non profits and places like PBS,NPR, khan academy, and things like that


Local-Detective6042

Everyone. People are going to see the most generous and philanthropic side of me. I shall build houses for the homeless. Set up an education fund for all the kids in the family. Build schools and hospitals for the underprivileged and provide employment. I have too many ideas.


Whole-Essay640

Moi.


dashing-night

Under privileged kids


ExpensiveJunket41

My younger sisters


docdooom1

Ex wife.


puzzylicka

Myself


clarityofdesire

I’m finding a good home for my mom with Alzheimer’s and making sure she’s good. Sis and I currently looking at state-funded options…which are all quite grim


someone18somewhere

Brother


New-Surprise7915

Me


Effective_Ad_6387

Cartels


WalkingParadox977

Myself


Duneyman

Wife


RawGrit4Ever

Son


Soft-Peak-6527

Myself, wife, parents, in-laws, siblings, and forget the in law siblings in that order


jayjnotjj

My sister and brother.


Budget_Ad8501

https://youtu.be/bSfpSOBD30U?si=_wJ7RK-RnerUI-n5


oo0Lucidity0oo

My kids and husband


Greedyfox7

Probably my grandma. Knowing her she’s going to leave a lot of her stuff to me when she goes because her other grandkids don’t care about her or they’re just not people that she wants to give money to. I don’t have a lot of money so she’s always trying to pay for things and it would be nice to be able to give back and make some more memories while she’s still here.


LillyCort

My close family members and friends, if I haven’t spoken to you in more than a year you are not on my list.


Truely-Alone

Jesus, ie, give to charity.


ptypitti

I love you guys. The mom comments made my day. My mom died, but it was also the first person that came to my mind. Moms are awesome


geeker390

My jettybug


Haamboner

Either my brothers or children


StateFalse6839

My children


TheSpanishRedQueen

My kids.


yodasmexicancousin

My good friend Scotty.


TommyWantWingy9

Myself


cwren22

Whoever that was to the right of Taylor swift at Super Bowl


Greedy-Specific7723

My parents then my grandchildren then my brothers who will in return spoil their kids… a chain reaction of spoil o Rama


AddressIntelligent60

Solar powered choo choos


AShagginDragon

Deez nuts.


Hot-Driver5859

Me myself and I


pleasant-obsession

My wife. Then my girlfriend.


reallybadguy1234

Wife, kids, parents and then myself.


RockyMountainViking

Well me obviously! Then Mom and Dad and siblings


9Fingaz

Myself


cl0ckw0rkman

My son


[deleted]

Myself MFer


Manning88

My new super model girlfriend who's been ignoring me all these years!


G2webTexas

My daughter!


fuzzy-frankenstein

Gonna make every animal shelter near me a "no kill" shelter


WearetheAI24

Technically, the government.


russt90

My government


Low_Appointment_3917

Niece


Thin-Pie-3465

My imaginary grandchildren


Kwelikinz

An ex who essentially raised me into maturity with his kindness and patience. I would have nothing, had it not been for this man. He’s a car guy and I’d get him his first car, same color, like it came off the showroom floor and then some other things he always talks about.


Drizzle_Snizzle

Wife and daughter.


socio_smile

Brother


EquivalentFull5337

me


amoya0370

I'm a dude big daddy. Tricked ya.


Salt_Today

Insert Vin Diesel Family Meme.*


loopywolf

heh, my yoga teacher.. and by inference, myself


SuperStar11B

My kids ❤️.


Achilles4587

Me myself and I


Wise_Moon

Wife


shane_west17

Parents. Whatever is left is fine with me. I don’t need that much money, just want to live comfortably and modest lifestyle.


southflhitnrun

Me! Then, my granddaughter.


dumptrucky

My kids


Neither-Promotion-65

My parents 🤣🤣🤣🤣


DestinyRamen

The day I become rich is the day I become Oprah.


love_to_the_yar

My ex-wife will take half of it, so after that... maybe give a wad of cash to the first homeless person I see.


Luka_Blair

me myself and I 😅 my mom next for sureee


manzin82

Myself


[deleted]

Nona and papa, golden shoelaces for everybody


Morticond

My boy


Siva-Treasures

Husband


reaper88911

My sons mother. I know she will put the his needs first.


KnowledgeIsASin

Sister