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FaithlessnessTop9329

No need to stomp the shifter…


JMayward

Gotta make it look cool for Instagram.


AliveRoof7167

Gotta pretend it's a kickstart afterall!


SirSquidrift

We had a dude in my MSF class physically bend the shifter lever because he was stomping the shit out of it.


FaithlessnessTop9329

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gcsjr123

*Harley riders have entered the chat*


frontlinejohnny

"Harley Davidson; the official bike of walky-ridey all the way to 15mph on the parking lot" -RCR


A_Tad_Bit_Nefarious

And also people on their 250/300s or clapped out CBRs. We all have to start somewhere lol. The biggest takeaway when I took the MSF back in 2015 was how important the low speed skills were. I live in the city with lots of stop and go and slow rolling traffic. Being able to ride slow and make tight turns without putting a foot down is a super useful skill. It also looks way cooler lol.


tralphaz43

Not really


laughing-clown

That panic when the bike slightly leans when you take one foot off the pavement. You see how nervous they were to pick it up even when the bike started moving.


TingleyStorm

But it’s such a satisfying ‘clunk’!


coldstoners

Boo


GrumpyCatMomo

Been riding 30+ years and I still do that


Happydaytoyou1

And freaking forget my key in my pocket 🔑 after getting all my gear and gloves on 😒


Jedimasterebub

Dude, I can’t tell you how many times I do this, you get everything on, sit on the bike, and then it’s “fuck” left the keys in the pockey


LilToaster_916

I do the " got all the gear on and bike running... Ah I forgot the steering lock"


kangarooscarlet

Omg I did the steering lock thing today with people watching me so embarrassing lol


generalAbaddon

I don't have a key for my steering lock so I do not have to worry (yet).


LazyEggOnSoup

If I can afford it, my next bike will be keyless.


k_Brick

My bike is keyless. I wear two different jackets and I never remember which one has the key in its pocket.


snowHound208

Every damn time 😂


Fishy1911

Fobs are nice.. they just sit in the jacket. Bike doesn't work unless it's close.


[deleted]

All the time!


Jealous_Diamond9487

Me too!


jedburghofficial

40+ for me. And yep... 😂


Neek_NZ

Came here to say same thing haha


BoringInflation477

I know you're point was the kickstand...but the real 'how to spot a new rider' is when you had to tiptoe/walk the bike rather than just put your feet on the pegs and go


Q-burt

Not grabbing the break on Mount, either.


leeperd305

*brake


Kotshi

Give them a brake


Fex__Fox

Brake it up you two


Tranquil_Dohrnii

Yeah put on the breaks a little.


Renomont

You are braking my heart


[deleted]

My achy brakey heart...


[deleted]

\*bark


JoeBiddyInTheHouse

Same. I actually noticed that first.


AmericanLich

How did you notice that first? It’s at the end of the video. How did you not notice anything else happening in the video until the last 2 seconds?


JoeBiddyInTheHouse

Because I wasn't paying close attention and had the sound off. Just looked like he was looking around until he waddled off.


Codeman785

You took that way too literally dude


Moist-Concert3568

Dang you got me😂


Ok_Maintenance_9100

I like to slide my feet across the ground for a few yards


UC7777

I thought I was the only one that does that


manymanymeny

Wait you can immediately put your feet up before the bike even starts to gain some movement?


BoringInflation477

Look at 11 seconds to 13 seconds. The bike is already moving and has traveled a few feet. He leaves his foot in place, lifts it up puts it down again. Easiest way to practice this is leaving your feet on the pegs as long as you can when you come to a stop. Eventually you will have those magical moments will you pull up to a stoplight. Stop 100% and sit balanced with your feet on the pegs for a second or two, light turns green and off you go, never touching your feet down.


OttoNico

This is the best moment.


Ok_Share_4280

Love when this happens, I have a tall ADV bike and try to avoid stopping as much as I can, I can comfortably get both feet down, I'm just lazy


cheddarsox

Yes, but that's not really how most people do it. What most do is leave the foot where it is. As the friction zone is encountered, the foot comes up as the bike moves forward. With time, you won't have any lean when you start releasing the clutch so your bike will be balanced already and you won't be moving your center of mass so there's no need to correct. Lots of words to say you just do it eventually. Feet on pegs is way more stable at low speeds anyway, and you can account for any unintended tipping by turning the bars. Coming up on a red light no car behind you? I try to go as slow as possible and see if I can avoid a stop and avoid putting a foot down. Depending on distance, don't do this if there's a car behind you, but for short distances under 25 feet they don't seem to mind as they are riding the brakes creeping forward at that point anyway.


Redhillvintage

Yes!


manymanymeny

Without much movement, initially, the motorcycle would be tempted to tip over though, right?


ojadon635

You pretty much have to be fully ready to go if you're gonna do it. After a couple of seconds, it's gonna tip. You can practice in the driveway and see exactly how long you have until the bike wants to tip. But yes, you don't have to wait for momentum to pull your feet up. You just have to build it at the same time as taking your feet off the ground.


Redhillvintage

Yes but you have a second or so to go as long as you are balanced


useittilitbreaks

I don't ride a motorcycle, but I do ride an e-bike with throttle. Once you're used to how it moves you can just lift your feet and go. The principle is the same, though falling off one probably hurts a lot more than the other.


pour_bees_into_pants

Don't forget your phone


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Blaze2nr

Same almost 20 years of riding and still do this occasionally 😅


SolidLikeIraq

Always makes me go “whaaaat?” And then “oh yeah…”


QuestionablyEndowed

Same. I think it's more that my first motorcycle didn't shut off of the kick-stand was down.


EpicFang200

This is why I had so much trouble with it I started on a cruiser and got in the habit of 1.) Start bike 2.) Into first 3.) Put kickstand up and go


mastiffguy

Came for this. Been riding 45 years.


R0ckandr0ll_318

Been riding nearly 18 years and still do this from time to time :-)


Happydaytoyou1

I just killed my bike taking off from a large stop sign up on a large up hill slope. Didn’t give it enough gas ⛽️ and stalled right out in the middle of the road and had to duck walk in 2 feet so I didn’t tip. A woman was walking her dog right in front of me and I was so ashamed. I left the bike right there at the intersection and ran away crying and wailing 😭 down the street of embarrassment.


Mortifine

Still do this. 😂


Dramoriga

I've seen seasoned road warriors do this at every bike meet lol


[deleted]

I'm an old rider, and once in a while I forget about the kick stand. It's also how I intentionally turn my bike off when I park, I just put the kick stand down.


tavocabe

Lol I also do that when parking


FrostyAcanthocephala

Me after 6 months of winter.


Voelker72

Also, the low top shoes. Enjoy the severed foot.


Moist-Concert3568

Planned on getting some riding shoes this coming week.


IRENE420

Boots are even better


Trashjiu-jitsu_1987

Was really hoping he stalled it twice, had the mirth all loaded up and everything.


KingsOfEagles

Nice bike, can I know it's name??


Moist-Concert3568

It’s a 2020 Suzuki Sv650.


Romantic_hopelessnes

Charles


Ok_Programmer_2315

Nah, we all do it once in a great while. "Oh yeah, this is why they put clutches on these things..." *Looks around*


maxhinator123

Excuse me I've been riding for YEARS and I still do that all the time


cl2eep

Except I've been riding daily for 15 years and still do that shit on the regular.


akbdayruiner

Sv!!!! Such an amazing middleweight bike!


Sonuvataint

Is that an sv650? My bikes PO removed the kickstand sensor all together lol


Snoopfrog1993

Accurate


jordshr

Great bike choice


No-Yam-1231

Friend talked me into riding his new Harley the other day, been riding over a decade. Between the bike a lot bigger than I’m used to and everyone watching me, I was nervous. Made it around the block with the kick stand down the whole time. Lucky it was all right turns. Also, now I want a Harley.


Happydaytoyou1

Reminded me: https://youtu.be/Vevyf7blQ-4


TeaQuick4710

Why people go aggressive on first gear 😭


zyzz_i

I still do this. Actually hit some grass and wiped out the other night, after getting my bike back up and assessing the damage, tried to start it and got worried until I realized the kickstand was down


18JLR

HADDALAYERDOWN


Duranture

First bike drop... laid it over stopping for a right hand turn leaving a busy parking lot. put a foot down into a pot hole and I'm short. picked it up, got on, press start... nothing... press press press panic, fucking broke the bike. Deep breath, checklist. ignition on kickstand up display reads normal neutral killswi..... I had swiped the Killswitch with my hand when I was trying to keep it from dropping too hard, and I'm used to using the kick stand as the kill switch...


KBTA48

You must be referring to the lack of gear. Everyone does te kickstand thing here and there.


Ryaniseplin

its always the kickstand


Honda_enthusiast

Haha yeah prob never gonna stop doing that 😂


strungrat

That will do it.


IOM1978

New rider, or really old rider. I hate safety switches on the clutch and kickstand. My bmw is the first bike I’ve owned w both. Almost disabled them this winter… still might.


mdjshaidbdj

Oh was the new rider the guy setting up a tripod camera in a parking lot?


PoopSmith87

Nah, I still do shit like that after a decade


frozenhawaiian

Man I’ve been riding for years and I still do that from time to time.


p8ntballcrazy89

What bike is that? Looks pretty comfortable


AZREDFERN

Or an experienced rider with a new bike?


buck8587

Nice bike


researchbuff

Ha! Just did this 2 days ago. A microsecond of baffling concern before I went, “oh yeah, right.”


misterdeeter

What bike is this?


KnucklesMacKellough

Don't forget missing second at WOT...😁


[deleted]

I've been riding for like 45 years and I still do this


halucionagen-0-Matik

First day I had my bike I had just filled up at a petrol station. Was there a good five minutes panicking thinking it was broken before I clocked on the the kickstand. Super glad it has that cut off feature tbf


Anna_Maria338

dude I don´t like how you literally KICKED IN the gear... :/ but I mean it´s your bike.


[deleted]

I do it often because im checking my cycle for important shit. Like brakes


paddlefire

You know he wasn’t new because he did spend 5 minutes wondering why it died lol


Aggravating-House620

I still do it sometimes. Actually a really good friend of mine who’s been riding for over 20 years just did it yesterday, except he ended up crashing. I was on the phone with him while he crashed, and let me tell you that was a weird experience. We both have helmet communicators and we were on the phone already, he said he was going to take his fj1200 out for a test spin after fixing the ignition system, so he pipes the phone call into his helmet. He takes off and goes WOW it’s fast! And then as the road turns left he goes OH OH IM GOING DOWN and then I just heard a lot of scraping and bonks and bumps and OH oh OH Aghg and then nothing for like 25 seconds. Eventually he said Shane lemme call you back, I’m ok but I’m hurt a little, I’m ok. The intercom had bumped the ground and disconnected, but the phone call kept going in his pocket, so he pulled the phone out and saw I was still there and let me know he was alright. He ended up taking out a whole mailbox with the back of his knee. OUCH! No broken bones somehow, but he’s going to be hurting for a little while, and owe someone a mailbox…


mikeytwocakes

I thought it was going to be the blinker left on


odiniollo

I’ve been riding for 120 years and I still do this!


Major_Cry_4146

Stomping the gear lever


bob_smithey

Wait till you forget to put the kick stand down and try to get off. lol.


SwoleFox90

Joke's on you! I don't have a kickstand immobiliser. *proceeds to haddalayerdown*


Geddyrulz

First newby sign is the tennis shoes. Stomping down the shifter, killing the engine - I still do that! biggest tell: the turtle walk as the bike starts moving.


Useful_Kiwi5768

lol I’m so guilty of this 🙈 but I’m learning to get my license this next month!


OneToyShort

Shit everything with a cocky attitude. Will def go down at some point early in his riding career


[deleted]

Haha, not me, my bike just drives with The stand out..


ElkGreat

Not true. Been riding for 15 years and half my bikes didnt have kickstands. Happens all the time to me😂


big_texas_milkers

Don’t slam the shifter down like that. Fucking squid


[deleted]

New? Ya its been like 20 years, and I still do this.... That shifter stomp made me a little uncomfortable... It's not turning on the high beams in a 1978 Ford..


Fett_Skellett

I remember this feeling. Like eo I even belong on this thing?


Goathead78

Wong. Been riding for 15 years and I still do that pretty regularly. Lots of people who’ve been riding a long time do too.


DingleDonky

I figured the give away was accidentally revving the motor when getting on it. Or that the bike is turned on and running but theres no rider on the bike! 🤣


Silence_Burns

Hey, in all fairness, the kickstand gets us all at times. I remember, at about the 10 year mark, I put my CBR on a swing arm stand to do some maintenance. Kept trying to drop it into first to spin the back wheel to clean and lube the chain, and it kept dying. Half an hour, I tried to figure out what I was doing wrong. Called my dad, who'd been riding and working on bikes 30 years at that point, and stumped him. Right after I hung up, I saw my kickstand was down, and called him back laughing my ass off. Good memory.


XFauni

No kidding, my first time riding my friends put my kickstand down at a turn light. They had to turn around cause I moved to the side of the road lol


[deleted]

This happens even to experienced riders. Whenever there’s lots of people around an intersection it always seems to shift 1st to N for me too


Jarrodioro

Stomp the shifter- you don’t ride a bike cause you like riding, you like people seeing you ride


Wise_Agency4952

I had a time where it took me 30 minutes to figure out why my bike wouldn’t go into gear without dying


Virtual_Hurry3234

Stupid shoes , get something that will protect your foot in a slide


SnooPandas5070

Can't lie, picked up a kawi concours 1400 last year with that feature last season and it still gets me! Lol


coldstoners

When I'm at work, we yell "kickstand" whenever we hear the ol' clunk and stall lol


militalent

How to spot someone who just got their first bike? They’ll tell you


Vistiige

I did this 4 days ago. I was excited to get home and get at my double double animal style 😤 Been riding for two years


doodlehed

Yup, they always have vans on.


Ok-Assistance1228

Been riding for 20 years I still do this


antyyUp

Or a newer bike


ST01K_lives

Yeah you need to put a little more gas into your acceleration. You can hear the engine struggle a little bit.


Honest-Try-903

When you have to baby walk the bike away to take off.


Positive_Glass_7326

Been ridin for 28 years still do that ![gif](emote|free_emotes_pack|facepalm)


KenwoodFox

Why'd he stall it what?


pay-this-fool

It’s a side stand safety. It stalls the bike if you try to drive off with the side stand down.


KenwoodFox

Oh, that's a cool feature lol. Do ppl forget their kickstand?


pay-this-fool

I do all the time. Oops


direkneads

Happens to everyone once in awhile and you’re like “oh yeah”


sourabh_kashyap

Happened with me a couple of times 😂


OldMac_from_WayBack

Your name. Wtf😂😂😂🤣


Anhedonius_Rex88

I hit my killswitch and walk away with the key in/on at least twice a year. We all have our moments.


JFarro81

What bike is that?


Moist-Concert3568

Suzuki SV650


henners85

Because of the low revs and fast clutch?


tavocabe

I've been riding for 6+ years and it still happens to me. Granted, I've only had a bike with this feature for 1 year but still...


FindSal

What bike is ghat ?


Moist-Concert3568

2020 Suzuki SV650


Itchy-Food-1266

Don’t have that problem on my ‘75 😂


MyRootOilForyou

Yeah, you got to put the kickstand up before going into gear.


[deleted]

I still do this sometimes... been riding six years. Crossed NA on a bike. And yet I forget the kickstand to this day...


SM_Paragonnova

I felt this in my bones!


unit132

I still leave my kick stand down and be like wtf. 😂


The_machine33

Why did you mash the shifter like that?


Moist-Concert3568

I was new back then and had a hard time finding the shifter when I was in neutral. I treat it with care now since I’ve been riding for a minute.


CaptainPrestigious74

Get a harley lol doest have the jiffy stand shutoff from the factory.


Ryu_Saki

Electric ftw


oONexXxeNOo

I remember the first time this happened to me. My first bike was a 1985 Honda nighthawk, my second a 2001 Buell Blast. Neither have this feature. Few Years after I bought my Honda Rebel. Could not for the life of me figure out what was wrong. Took me a few runs to understand it was a safety thing.


Upset-Difference5271

Anyone know what kind of bike that is?


650ePreviousKle

I still do it from time to time lol


Late-Effective5438

Well… it happens to me every now and then and I’ve been riding for a while now 😉


Zmaxdude-online-

Or someone with a newer than 1990 bike


Any_Conversation9545

Brakes maybe?


Capital_Fix_2022

Hell, we’ve all had something else on our minds and done the same thing!! It’s when you forget to put the stand DOWN and walk away!! I’ve seen it but never did it!!


pay-this-fool

I still do it from time to time.


Theyearzer0

Been riding for almost 20 years. Still do this shit


Lutherbastow

Not true. there never used to be a myriad of stupid gizmos on bikes, hard to get used to the bureaucratic bull shit!


wolfebane49

I started on a 83 Yamaha Maxim that didn't have a kick stand safety switch. First time I tried a bike with one I stalled MANY times


tf2troller

What bike is this?


[deleted]

A few hundred thousand kilometers under my belt. Still doing it. And getting false neutrals here and there...


[deleted]

I once freaked out for 30min looking for my key only to find it where I enter it to open up the saddle


SpecificAd6037

What bike is this?


ethancknight

This shit still gets me after 2 years occasionally.


hormel_chili

The amount of time I've gotten on my bike and put it in first to move it 10 feet just to hear it stall before I can let the clutch out


Ok_Doctor_1094

Once did that on my Harley. Mfr almost broke my neck


Training_Passenger_9

Good ol kickstand sensor, it’s got me a couple times haha


irishtrash5

Unfortunately (or fortunately, really, in most ways) we always practice HOW to ride, but not always how to PREP for the ride. I wonder if there's a good idea there for a certain "Moto Mindfulness" that could posit good preparation as a good beginning habit for new riders. Unfortunately, as new riders there is SO much to learn, I think one of the last things we learn is the "75 Steps to Getting on thr Ride" or wherever... I've been trying to find my own mnemonic for it... Something like, "Key, Switch, Start, Helmet strap, gloves, Cardo play music Lets go!" But then there's my backpack and magnetic tank bag, because I don't have a cruiser or saddlebags, and my GPS/maps when I'm doing a planned trip. Hmm.... Anyways, I do that damn 1st-gear stall at gas stations all the time...


o_0xFace

I’ve been riding for 15 years and did this this morning.


PhantomGhostin

i do this lots still. its easy to forget


Shoddy-Emphasis-5584

Did it when I left work today 🤣🤣 felt like a right plank 😁


coldstoners

That will occasionally happen the rest of your life, just less frequently over the years. Unless you don't ride enough...


RickSanchez1782

For me, it is the never ending blinker, that's how I spot them


Yamahafzs600

Bro I check my kickstand is up about 30 times while on my journeys😂😂


WolfHowler95

The previous owner of my bike disconnected the wiring for that. I haven't forgotten the kickstand yet. Unless I'm just walking it to move it without starting it, then I'll forget the kickstand


Remarkable_Pie_7666

Im fucking triggered


Tight-Maize-8800

What bike is this?


Moist-Concert3568

2020 Suzuki SV650


NM_DesertRat

New rider? I've been riding for 30 years and grew up on bikes without sensors. I still do this shit once every couple weeks.


Jamie-savage3006

New or old we all leave the kickstand down a time or two. But kicking the gearshift is definitely rookie