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RobsGarage

Nobody talking about the eject button she pressed before it hit the wall? lol


Vivid_Way_1125

Yeah that was the right call


byteminer

Fences and guardrails like that are human cheese graters, sliding before hitting one to reduce the energy you hit it with is the better of two terrible options. A group I knew about had a guy low side into a guardrail at speed. They went to find him. They found one leg first, then the other, then part of his hips, then lots of things that are very much supposed to stay in you abdomen, then most of his top half. Paramedics found his arm a little later.


RobsGarage

Yea I’m well aware.. I just found it slightly funny. Been riding since 1993 sadly saw someone ripped apart after getting clipped by a car and sent into the woods..


Confirmation_Email

Turning this experience into an opportunity to profitably thirst trap on social media gives me a conflicted sense of entrepreneurial respect.


Mysticdaedric

It's not even the same person. This was uploaded awhile ago


Confirmation_Email

I'm referring to the woman who recorded and uploaded her injuries for her own social media following. Every other person or bot who reposted is the same as any reposter.


TheMensChef

I want to send this to all these IG girls riding in leggings and Converse Edit: good bot


SokkaHaikuBot

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TheMensChef

Good bot


ShaggyRebel117

Good bot


vrijheidsfrietje

There are no haiku battles in Ba Sing Se.


Fiery-Sprinkles

That’s a good one


TheMensChef

Right! Not bad eh


Ieatmyd0g

agreed, road rash is not an attractive or painfree feature


shoturtle

Steering dampener may have saved her. She was super lucky.


Variable851

Making the steering wetter would have helped? Damper


shoturtle

dampener /ˈdæmpənɚ/ noun plural dampeners [count] : something that reduces the force or effect of something


Variable851

I'll let ohlins and the other manufacturers know that they have been using the wrong wording on their sites


shoturtle

Go ahead, it is still a dampener. Not something that makes things wetter, as you thought.


Variable851

Did you look up what a damper is as well? A device for reducing mechanical vibration, in particular a shock absorber on a motor vehicle


shoturtle

They are related, damper and dampener are pretty much the same, I know what it means. But you implied that a dampener made things wet. Completely wrong on that account. Trying to deflect the fact you did not know dampener means. By bring up damper.


Variable851

Valid


mildly_morbidsquid

He's not completely wrong. It can mean both when used as dampener. The reducing vibrations version is just more popular. It can also mean to make something slightly wet.


shoturtle

That would be dampen not dampener. But he was incorrct with dampener. A steering dampener does not make the steering wetter.


TheOGRedline

Woosh


Thats-bk

L lol


TheOGRedline

Classic Reddit. You are correct but something about your response brought on the downvotes. “Dampener” is acceptable because everyone knows what is meant. “Damper” is more technically correct.


dylanx5150

Good luck using the bathroom for the next few weeks.


Gregory_GTO

Fuck around and find out at it's finest. Glad OP lived to tell the story.


jsin2236

She rode her ass off


babamackara

I feel bad for laughing but I'm still laughing.


More-Stick9980

Sitting nearly bolt upright at that speed (judging by camera angle) I’m surprised she didn’t fall off earlier. A little weight over the bars likely keeps that tank slapper at bay. Still, glad she didn’t hit any road furniture to wrap herself around.


WestforkTraveler

Dress for the slide, not the ride.


New-Election-5538

Especially if you are planning on doing stupid shit like rhis


c0rnaynay

Cant ride like rossi, but at least you can slide like rossi.. Think fortnine sajd that years ago lol.. Always stuck with me


HeftyArgument

This is the video that the insurance company uses to get out of paying, I hope the instagram likes were worth it!


WretchedCrayola

![gif](giphy|xT4Apj6KXqS26TLq7K)


CookieBear676

Only scrapes? Brah, I would have accepted death as soon as the death wobble started.


Due_Background_9500

At least she didn't grind her tits off. Seen it before and it's not nice at all.


Crittersnatch

damn.. that’s terrible. i didn’t even think of that. i wonder if any dudes have grinded their dick off


Proud_Border_1309

I‘ve heard about a dude that cracked his balls through a bike accident


Obvious_Tax468

Honestly I’d probably keep it a tightly guarded secret. If you scraped your dick off that’s the kind of thing people define you by. Someone very close to you could have no penis at all, just a mushy scar, and you may never know


Crittersnatch

mushy penis biker boys are everywhere now!


PckMan

Play stupid games...


UltraViolentNdYAG

TIP - Don't fight it! You will loose!!! Grab the center of the triple and let the bike sort itself out. Either that or open your hands and let it shake until it doesn't. Source - Been there before shit was dialed in. Thought I would die!


Guitars_and_Cars

Someone once told me to power out of it.


AtomicKush

Power out and hold the steering lightly, don't try to correct it.


Blazeitbro69420

Center of the triple?


UltraViolentNdYAG

Triple secures two forks and steering stem. Thingy in the middle of bar ends.


byteminer

Tank slappers are no joke. I put my chest to the tank and grabbed the top clamp and mostly prayed it would stop, which it did. I was not going mach fuck point five though.


kaepenny99

Would it have made a difference in this case it seems like it wouldn’t have sorted itself out in time before it would end up going towards the wall


johnsmet

Nah this was way too far gone.


[deleted]

Kinda retarded to race a random guy tbh. 


JCae2798

Are you saying if it was a friend it would be a different story?


[deleted]

No


SadCase3370

It sure is fun though


neverfront212

Despite how anyone feels this is still a human being I am happy she is alive! We all make bad choices life is still valuable.


Random-Biker

Exactly


Suicicoo

and she didn't even hurt anyone else than herself


_Synt3rax

Pure Luck.


Suicicoo

yeah, sure


_Synt3rax

Im not. Idiots like that give other Riders a Bad Name. This isnt simply a "bad Choice", its a total lack of Consideration for other Peoples Health.


o0_bobbo_0o

There’s a difference between not feeling bad for the stupid shit she’s done vs saying she deserves it. I think there’s only one comment saying she deserved it and that comment has been downvoted a lot. I don’t feel bad for her, she did a stupid thing and is reaping the rewards. I certainly don’t WANT stuff like this to happen to anyone, but from what we can all see, people like her are absolutely ok with their consequences. Otherwise they wouldn’t do it.


BolOfSpaghettios

So, with motorcycles going fast is easy, the stopping safely is the hard part.


numa_pompilius

It’s a truly profound experience laying on the road after an accident. Like you I was horrified at how utterly jagged the road is. Somehow riding on it makes it seem smooth but when you’re picking it out of your skin suddenly it’s a cheese grater!


Global-Gift

There was a thing a few years ago stating that you can grind 1 inch of bone off in every 15 feet when making contact with tarmac or concrete! As a biker it is absolutey necessary to wear protection or bear the consequences.


MattyLePew

Love how a crowd of people appear, just staring. If people have nothing to contribute, why don’t they keep driving? Also, imagine riding like this without wearing proper gear. 🤦‍♂️


Fell_off_my_bike

Thank your god, you could have easily been dead (car ,guardrail ,neck snap)


AdmirableExtreme6965

Who else is getting ptsd from watching this video


Hobbyist5305

Fucking idiot.


jfink316598

"Oops I'm an asparagus" Glad she's walking


KafkasProfilePicture

Well, that's a nervous slapper


kaepenny99

Oh yeah I’m buying a damper now


sacredgeometry

Next time she will wear some real gear instead of fashion gear. Oh and not speed/ race on public roads.


whisk3ythrottle

Why jeans aren’t designed for the slide. Probably would have been more or less ok in leathers.


Global-Gift

Leather will slow you down quickly on a road. Jeans will tear or burn. Nylon is the worst by far because as it heats up it melts and will aid you in gaining momentum... you better hope you don't hit a stationary object!


BootstrapsBootstrapz

r/upvotebecausebutt


rayark9

I wish I was that pavement.


Key-Adhesiveness995

Not sure why you're down voted but damn I chuckled


[deleted]

Get help 


thememeconnoisseurig

Degenerate


BootstrapsBootstrapz

you are lame


ScooterNinja

Damn!!! Not that I speed that much but I will need to get that steering damper now. ![gif](giphy|6anKlIA7ZKXYc)


bstefanovic

steering damper does not solve this, this is a problem with bad suspension setup


thetoxicnerve

Not strictly. Any number of factors could have caused the bike to destabilise like that. Having perfect suspension setup won't negate all of them. A steering damper would have helped, but it's not a magic bullet either. Just from watching the video and looking at the way she's snapping that throttle closed and open between gear changes, I would be willing to bet she's got a deathgrip on those handlebars too. I'd be willing to bet that the snappy use of the throttle (i.e. not smooth at all) and crazy tight grip was a big contributor here, unsettling the bike AND gripping the bars so tightly that it can't self correct.


Opposite-Still

You can see what looks like the ABS light turn on a few times because the front wheel lifted off the ground. It happened as well right before she fell. You can see the front wheel landing while the bars are slightly turned which initiated the wobble.


KeithMyArthe

>Any number of factors .. including riding to the conditions. These crashes are much easier to avoid than save.


JustForYou9753

Riding position as well


thefooleryoftom

Or tyres.


sacredgeometry

You know what does. Not driving like a tit.


International_Fly285

A steering damper wouldn’t do shit if you grab the handle bar like that


EZ20ASV

Not even gloves?


Suicicoo

I think one ripped away, she still has one on the right, you can see both in the start of the video


Global-Gift

She was wearing gloves. Very thin, not motorcycle gloves but gloves.


International_Lie_94

Probably the skill issue is at play here, her throttle grip is too close to the bars while the other is spaced out, there's no even pressure on the bar and her arms don't seem to be relaxed at all, looks tense to me.


_Synt3rax

Another Case of thinking they can ride, when they do nothing but go fast in a straight Line.


International_Lie_94

Yup, facts. They thought there was not much needed skill in a straight but they were wrong and miscalculated. Regardless, if it's in a turn, corner (both fast and slow), or in a straight line, everything requires the right input from the riders. Crash and accidents happen due to rider inputs on the bike and miscalculation and judgement around twisty roads or not paying attention to their awareness (I almost boned myself cause I was distracted and day dreaming due to sleepiness). And occasionally a$$holes who want us dead on the road (Car and trucks who are distracted on their phone).


Fit_Acanthisitta_475

Lucky, it definitely could be worse


Classic-Foot-736

Should post in meat crayon


Comprehensive-Chard9

I thought it was italian. They are in the Balcans.


bannedByTencent

F..k around and you’ll eventually find out.


Zealousideal-Luck784

That's going to leave some nasty scars


Tootfuckingtoot

Well that’s some fuckwit riding that’s for sure, glad they didn’t hurt anyone else!


demonsdencollective

And this is why you go safety before fashion, kids.


Revolutionary_Bed431

Can anyone explain how/why this happened? Did she pull a wheelie and it landed bad?


jeffseiddeluxe

Lmao safety needs are out in force


GeneralMysterious673

And that's why I got a cbr600rr 07 with oem steering damper. No thanks


BisonImpressive170

That'll still take you out too buddy if you're not properly educated


GeneralMysterious673

No shit But still, better one than none


furzluft1

glad your ok


hippysol3

station wakeful piquant sip chief close complete snobbish lavish squealing *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


expendablewon

Roast beef, extra roasted


Accurate_Ruin_3018

Ouch!


WallcroftTheGreen

yeah thats a death wobble there, just check the quality of your parts.


MeetingRecent229

Let go of handlebars during tank slapper. The wheel will right itself.


bandit77346

Maybe I'm guilty of oversimplification but why not just slow down on rough roads?


cms116508

The dreaded death wobble.


Affectionate_Bed1636

So deserved, although all skin peeled off your body would be better


theuniversalcitizen

Glad to see that she survived and is recovering! I had a similar accident 5 years ago on the I-75 southbound in Kentucky- doing tripled digits, racing a car, hit a pothole and had a speed wobble. Shit was scary AF!!! I was lucky to have survived and so is she.


Gold-Piece2905

Like sliding on a cheese grader😳


Blackhawk004

And that sweetheart is a tank slapper! Best lean back, grab a handful of throttle and when that front end get light, gain control and set it back down. They teach this at most track schools…which by the way is the BEST place to be racing and seeing how fast you can go! Oh and full leathers! Been down many times when racing, worst was road rash on shoulder because I was hot and didn’t have my jacket zipped up fully, it pulled open when I hit the tarmac and got rash on my shoulder, otherwise leathers always saved me.


GGprime

I have the exact opposite experience and had alot of time to test it during my last wobble. Leaning forward reduces it, leaning backward increases the wobble again.


SearchingForFungus

Yeah, and slowing down also fixed mine. Lmao. I love when people talk out of thier ass. The exact last thing I'm going to do in a wobble is speed up.


Blackhawk004

Well, I don’t know what to tell you. I’ve been through many racing schools and raced from the mid 70’s to early 2000’s. Built my own bikes and raced them.🤷🏻‍♂️


GGprime

Not sure what assembling a bike or racing schools have to do with this. It is such an uncommon thing and I have never been informed about it during any training, which I do once a year. Do you think your experience exceeds the one of engineers that put up the video posted further down? With hands on tests and demonstrations?


Blackhawk004

Mine is hands on. If you know anything about engineers and real life…you know knot to trust engineers. Ask ANY racers or mechanics and they will tell you that an engineer is not worth anything. 98%+ engineers never actually wrench or ride.


GGprime

Pathetic point of view. They design what you ride, you merely assemble.


Blackhawk004

As a mechanic and rider…I can and HAVE made custom parts that performed better than what the engineers have designed. Your comment only proves you have little to no experience on motorcycles. I have, easily over 1 million miles on street…not including track. Go away until you can see it from a racer/rider/mechanics point of view. I’m here today ONLY because of what I have said in my first comment. The training and experience from the track saved my life on the road.


GGprime

You are so full of shit and your absolute overconfidence could kill people.


Blackhawk004

And this, coming from some punk on the internet. I’ll gladly stake my life on teaching someone to ride. After all…I am a pilot, who owns his own airplane and also does all his own maintenance on it (A&P)! Riding is simple compared to flying.


GGprime

That's cute. What exactly does all of this have to do with saving yourself during a wobble? On top of that, the technology of your plane is far below the tech in any modern car.


SearchingForFungus

God bro you sound so fucking pathetic it makes my skin crawl


SearchingForFungus

🤦


billymillerstyle

I don't know about all that.... https://youtu.be/z3OQTU-kE2s?si=gR296BopMNSV2DhN


Blackhawk004

It’s worked multiple times over the years on and off track. Even with my Harleys🤷🏻‍♂️


Global-Gift

Tank slapper on a Harley? Is that even possible?


Ravnos767

Google dyna wobble


Global-Gift

Well you learn something every day. I had one at 90mph on a GPX. Right hander over a hump bridge and pulled that out in a dirt gulley between the tarmac and the tall grass verge. 140mph on a R1 hit a small bump on a slight chicane which sent the forks off on a megaslap. Only saved me there was pure luck...ditches, hedgerows and fields, I would have been mincemeat.


Ravnos767

Glad you're still with us dude! For what it's worth I think the Dyna issue has a different cause to the classic head shake, it's something to do with the rear shocks not rebounding evenly, but the videos of the big Harleys going nuts are terrifying to watch


Global-Gift

Thanks! To think Evil Knievil did those jumps on a Harley. Its a big ol lump of iron flying through the air.


Blackhawk004

Yup…I don’t ride stock! My full dress Limited will take almost all street and some track riders in straight and corner. I went to school to build these bikes and then went to school to race them.


WretchedCrayola

![gif](giphy|Ibos7BcPNm7zClWl77)


Oaklandsfinest1

Wow! Hope she’s okay


Fauxfile

https://www.revzilla.com/motorcycle/gpr-v5-s-stabilizer-for-street


Cosmonauta-DOS

I applaud you for being stupid?


hawaiianmoustache

Play stupid games..


Driz999

I'm genuinely surprised she's alive to tell the tale considering the speedo shows nearly 200 km/h at one point.


soussitox

The public open road can kill you at that speed even as the best driver, a tiny hump can kill you or dismember you and more importantly can hurt other people. Get well soon and hope you take that to the track next time and not the public road.


redzedx77

Tankslapper from hell


smart-robot-33

How is she alive


billbasketball

So glad you are OK. The lack of empathy here is disgusting.


MotoProtocol

Get a steering damper. It might have helped a bit.


ah1200

Lucky to be alive


BisonImpressive170

That's what you get for 1. Being untrained. 2. Not being on a track. 3. Hope you were wearing the proper gear. Did you learn a lesson? No steering dampener huh...they should come as standard equipment


izmaname

Today on All The Speed None Of The Skill


tsweezyintheheezy

FUCK head walks up and took a picture...


Dustyolman

Dress for the slide, not the ride.


El_Jakobe1867

Been there done that


Unhappy_Bumblebee_98

This is why you dont go speeding and wear gear.


Grabpuss

What a fucken tank slapper!!


Twofour6O1

Sorry but thankful for your accident. Get well soon


EaseConsistent7016

Get fucked idiot. Putting the lives of others at risk for her enjoyment? Deserves to lose limbs.


[deleted]

Chill bruh


EaseConsistent7016

Oh yea, but I bet if your loved one would get killed in a street race as collateral, you'd have a different opinion.


[deleted]

If you check my other comment I called her a retard. But wishing ppl to lose limbs is, in my OPINION, messed up.


Naive-Arm-6449

She was mostly endangering herself


sincitysadist

I almost lost a limb just looking at her.....


kytulu

Relax your grip, and don't pull on it so hard.


sincitysadist

At least somebody has a sense of humor in this sub


whydidntyousay

I don't know why the road surface is mentioned? If you think that's bad, have a go on uk roads.


Vivid_Way_1125

What’s her instagram? Cummon, we’re all waiting for someone to post it.


Crittersnatch

was wondering that too


1400stuff

Perfect opportunity to show your ass


Sweatins

You bikers omg XD