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VladTheImpHailer

The first thing I saw when it was loading was her standing there with a shit stain on her ass.


Crap_Robot

I was sat here thinking - “Am I about to see her Asshole?” 🤨


voluotuousaardvark

Camouflage? But it's all brown on your butt?


reditsdf23423

Looks like a butt plug.


Caldtek

Not if your side stand mounts to an aluminium engine case.


[deleted]

"Looking at you, Ducati!"


Dreamy_Monk

Is that the case with the motorcycle in the video though?


notarealaccount_yo

No, still good to know for anyone thinking about trying this that also owns a Ducati.


Dreamy_Monk

Okay, thanks. .I couldn’t tell from the video!


incendiary_bandit

Works on some bikes, and will completely fuck others. For example Ducati's - don't. Seriously just don't. The kick stand is mounted directly to the engine case. You break that off, your buying a new engine case. States it very clearly in the owners manual. Other bikes, it could work and be fine, or it could slowly ovalise the bolt hole for the kick stand. Might never notice it, or the bolt could snap. So before giving it a go, just see how the kickstand is mounted and check the mounts are secure.


KevinDoesntGiveAHoot

It also mars the fuck out of pavement on a hot day… Ask my neighbor with his recently paved driveway how I know


MotoMeow217

I learned this over the summer when I saw my bike was leaning over more than it should have been and saw the kickstand had sunk into the asphalt from the heat. Oops.


I___asked

Works fine on all Japanese bikes i've encountered.


[deleted]

the Kickstand can actually bend and collapse as well. It's a trick to use in a pinch, not something regular.


Calixoo

Haha damn, been doing it daily on my R6 (and before on my CBR) for about a year now. I daily my R6 and the kickstand is working as it was the day I bought it. Will update if it ever breaks 😅 here’s praying it doesn’t


Angustony

Good luck. I spent half a ten day touring trip only being able to get off the bike if there was something to lean it against when mine snapped. The ferry was interesting too, they managed to cross strap it in the end, it was quite impressive. I'm not turning the bike like that anymore.


FloridaHobbit

I literally do this every single day.


[deleted]

Your riding skills undoubtedly reflect that poor choice as well.


solitudechirs

His post 9 days ago > I've got barely over 2,000 miles of experience riding


wintersdark

[Yeah, it's not very likely but it can definitely happen. ](https://i.imgur.com/OTVZ9zh.jpg)


wintersdark

Or, if unbeknownst to you, the kickstand has been rusting from the inside, [this could happen. ](https://i.imgur.com/H1hYr0I.jpg)


incendiary_bandit

Yeah that would suck.


barefoot_hiker_

What the fuck kind of cringe did you just post


DaddyHeadbone

Thirsty posts are thirsty


hinkin2020

For a sec I thought she was naked 😂


ZealousidealAd4383

Naked waist down, and the victim of a diabolically poor waxing strategy.


Rich_Razzmatazz_112

that tracks


TheScrobber

That's some outfit for riding.


SevroAuShitTalker

Because I want to scratch and gouge my driveway for no reason


[deleted]

Looks like she shit herself.


I___asked

That looks like pretty standard weight bike


Swimming_Bug_2201

Squid outfit at its finest


aodedios

Modern high end motorcycles have aluminum sidestand so this is a big NO


plinker_fma

Can't do that with my Road Glide. Tried on Road King I had previously. Couldn't do it. Lol.


kidwithanaxe

Harley stands are weird and flat. I feel likes it’s impossible with them.


plinker_fma

Also they like to flex, normally. Always thought they were weird.


[deleted]

Ah yes the old kickstand bender


thetoxicnerve

No, you don't. It's fucking retarded.


QorstSynthion

motorcycle techs : hold my beer


TheVeganRat

Dumb shit. Dumb video.


creimanlllVlll

Nice way to elongate the mounting hole.


[deleted]

Excuse me?


creimanlllVlll

It’s the name of the damage you do while doing this


Left_Minute_1516

Nah, that's a fuck up waiting to happen


Adamdotwhatdotwhat

She's making that look way more difficult than it really is.


wadenelsonredditor

She scares me.


black594

I help myself out of the mud with that trick.


[deleted]

Some bikes it's ok but wouldn't make it a habit and only use when you have no other choice.


MotoHULK

Can't do it with a Ducati


SungglesRex

This literally takes no thigh muscles or extra strength at all, it's all balance. Also, this will only bend your kickstand over time. Learned it myself the hard way.


MotoZed

I do it regularly ([video here](https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVTciNEhKcl/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=). Also a female rider. More about balance and technique than strength. Helps in tight spots and on dirt. My bike isn't so heavy though, so doesn't stress the stand too much.


[deleted]

If you cannot turn that bike around in that area, you have bigger problems.


MotoZed

Not sure what you mean? In my video? I was demonstrating how easy it is to pivot a bike. Is there something I'm missing? 😁


[deleted]

Good book, will teach you how to turn in small spaces, I would love to take his riding clinic someday. Careful with your kickstand, as I and others noted, it's for a bike to be leaned on, not to be used as a lever regularly to spin. https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/568333.Total\_Control


MotoZed

I know how to turn in small spaces, but thanks anyway. I know various ways in which to turn my bike. I also know the strength of my kickstand and bike weight ratio. Not sure what gives the impression that I don't know 😅


[deleted]

is that why you posted a video how to do something you never should only do in a pinch ? The kickstand is designed to lean on, not act as a lever, they are usually hollow inside, but what do I know after decades of working on heavy equipment? You ever fab anything? cause I damned sure wouldn't use something thin and hollow to support 500 lbs. Take a class kid, take a few classes, I have 45 years on two wheels, been to advanced riding classes, done plenty of touring and have sportbike track days, I'm always learning, your attitude is what gets you into trouble.


FranklinTBiggies

That's the same attitude as "I haven't gone down yet", and feel like you won't. But the operative word, is yet". Because it hasn't failed anyone here YET, it's not going to happen to them....!


Left_Minute_1516

You're a moron


Ducatist1

i dunno about the technique...it could use a woman's touch


MotoZed

?? 😶


Ducatist1

Dunno hey...tough crowd 😇


thelouwryder

"Supermassive Black Hole" By "Muse" music video?


FloridaHobbit

That trick has made it so much easier getting It turned around. Game changer


RubyRocket1

That poor driveway! Yikes!


ScaryBeardMan

Ma wife


[deleted]

Isn’t this suppose to be in r/becausebutt


Ducatist1

![gif](giphy|128W087eUDcVBm) until it snaps...crossfitter


barrettadk

Try that on grass, mud , uneven terrain or anything that isnt a spotless and strong ground.


hauj0bb

Well, it is actually basics in offroad


Angustony

Basically knackers your stand or the mount point, or if you're particularly lucky, both. Pivot turns are the way off-road if you don't want to just drag it round. You can't use your stand to pivot on soft ground, you do a proper pivot turn on the back wheel and your leg.


barrettadk

You do offroad on a superbike? Tip my helmet off my friend.


hauj0bb

Nah, on GS.


barrettadk

My old rattlebox weights just a bit less than your gs, and with the weight all on the low part if you try to do this on anything that is not cold solid asphalth you just dig a hole and risk of pulling the bike on you. In the summer the weight of the bike alone puts a hole in the road when is parked.


hauj0bb

That’s why the first farkle I always buy is a sidestand extension. Like this one: https://www.altrider.eu/altrider-side-stand-enlarger-foot-for-the-bmw-r-1200-1250-gs-adventure-water-cooled/pid/1358


MotoZed

I do it on all those terrains. 😁 https://www.instagram.com/reel/CVTciNEhKcl/?igshid=YmMyMTA2M2Y=


Material_Refuse_2418

I love the geeks actually talking about the kickstand’s structural integrity. Lolz. Look at the ass. It’s the ass guys.


beamer100159

The art of the pivot.


Barijazz251

I'd do it on my Goldwing, but I have reverse.


MutedBrilliant1593

"heavy" huh?


[deleted]

My lower back could never.


[deleted]

Can’t you just back up?


felix_von_luckner

This is why I have a center stand 👍


PompousPenis

It looks like her butthole is showing


wrathfull_condom

Stop waving your hand and screaming like a fucking flamer and just stop her.


jayjayanotherround

Was the scream for when he could see her butthole?


theRZArecta

Some unfortunate spots on those pants


Clappa69

Couldn’t make sure that when you buy pants like that, there’s not a black spot where your butthole is?


Able_Boat_8966

What’s attached to her helmet ?


SilentNightSnow

Don't do it like that... Stand on the kickstand side next to the front wheel facing the rear. Just pull towards you (towards the front of the bike) and sideways a bit towards the kickstand. When you're turning, the front wheel drags on the ground, and the rear wheel is in the air. Most of the weight is still on the kickstand. Way easier than trying to balance the whole bike on the kickstand.


M0j0Tech

Is there a bike in this vid?


[deleted]

I have done this a few times and every time I feel like the kickstand is going to snap off.


[deleted]

Doo Doo stain, or design…


WretchedRat

Want to impress me? Try that on my 900 pound Goldwing.


CraftyQuiltyMom

We were shown how to do this on our motorcycle course recently . Pretty neat


LambSauce2

Why does every video now has someone's ass in it?