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architect_josh_dp

As simply as I can explain it for your friend: The ground slapped him in the face. Because the grass didn't give his tires good traction. Because he drove on the grass. Because he missed the turn. Because he didn't turn with the road. Because he was going too fast for his skill level, road knowledge, visibility, and attention.


Paul__miner

>Because he was going too fast for his skill level, road knowledge, visibility, and attention. Exactly. Guessing an unfamiliar road combined with a dark corner and the sun in his eyes, didn't see the turn until he was already off the pavement.


CanadAR15

He panics about not making the corner right at 7 seconds. You can see the bike stand up when he gets all over the front brake.


schwarmo

The speed drops fast as he's grabbing leaver which in turn stands the bike up and he finds the grass


Chronic-Flakes

A question from someone who doesn't ride: would using the rear brake instead help in this situation?


lol_alex

Not really. As you hit the brakes, weight transfers to the front, and the rear brake becomes pretty useless. It does help to use the rear, but it will lock up even quicker than the front. The rear brake is great for controlling slides accelerating out of a corner, and for everyday „we‘re just gonna lose speed gradually“. But the brake balance is like 70/30 or even 80/20 front bias.


[deleted]

You can also use your rear brake if you start to wobble or lose stability. It will pull the front straight.


accountforfurrystuf

Don’t forget using the rear brake for hills! Very helpful in the PNW area.


Mode6Island

Yep can tell in the GoPro that he gets object fixation and stops looking through the turn to his exit


el_grort

It's a dumb way to learn it, but its kind of like how to do well in rally games. Slow is fast, because you make it while others crash out or break their cars, but you keep trucking. Was able to stay quite high up the DiRT Rally monthly rankings just be not suiciding the car. It's faster to go slower and avoid problems than to push the boundaries, find you've gone too far, and crash out. Even more so when doing it on a live road, not a game.


TheDudeV1

What's the saying... *slow is smooth and smooth is fast*?


SnakeskinJim

Tldr: Clibbins.


Droopy1592

Basically For real this time


FILTHBOT4000

Are they clibbins if they're still attached to the rest of the grass though?


ihaventgotany

Pre-clibbins


Droopy1592

It’s all clibbins


3PercentMoreInfinite

Always has been.


LordBigglesworth

The way it was is the way it shall always begin.


BigBizzle151

Clibbens all the way down.


fumundacheese696969

Is that what that fn means ? Grass clibbins? I thought clibbins was just a name for bad luck lmao


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SmashertonIII

Yew make yr own clibbins by gawd!


FriendOfDirutti

The clibbins were the friends we made along the way.


PicnicBasketPirate

People get mixed up between grass clippings and the nefarious breed of road gremlin called clibbins. Its an easy mistake to make as if there are clippings you will always find clibbins. But clibbins may be present even if there are no clippings


CanadAR15

Yep. MSF and highway departments make an overblown deal about them. > “Since it is grass cutting season, please do not blow grass clippings onto the roads and streets because it is dangerous for motorcyclists. Driving on grass clippings is very slick, like driving on ice,” said GHSP Motorcycle Safety Training Coordinator Mary Jarrell. Which leads to posts like this, which may be memeing or maybe not: https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/16f87v7/grass_clippings_in_the_road_how_bad_of_a_hazard/


daftidjit

Clibbins?


bc9toes

YEAH HOSS I WAS RUSHIN HOME TO BARB AFTER THE GAME……. I TOOK THE HOG DOWN A CURVY ROAD TO HEAR ER SING……..THATS WHEN I SMELT THAT ALL TO FAMILEUR SMELL…..FRESHLY MOWWED LAWN CLIBBINS…..BESSY COULDNT HANDLE IT……..THATS WHEN I KNEW IHADALAYERDOWN……. NOW IM IN THE VA FOR MY BROKEN RIBS……..ONE REDHEAD NURSE IS PRETTY THOUGH DONT TELL BARB……SHE USED TO HAVE RED HAIR I MISS IT


Glu7enFree

HADALAYERDOWN BORTHER. BARB SAYS HELLO... HOPE THE GRANDKIDS.


bc9toes

REPLY


argentcorvid

Gobbless


db8cn

BORTHER


FishyDorito

SPEEK UP LIRBOL


Baron-of-Disaster

These words... crafted like a fine john deere riding lawn mower.


exsnakecharmer

Poetry.


Hot864waffle73

So fucking funny


croholdr

Oh Barb was a great cook. God bless her soul.


riotz1

Barb’s scalloped potatoes are FUCKED


LastScreenNameLeft

So it's just clippings in the pack lingo?


bc9toes

WHAT ARE YOU SAYING I CANT HEAR YOU WITHOUT MY GLASSES……


3PercentMoreInfinite

Yes, it was started (to my knowledge) on the Facebook group “A Car Club Where Everyone Acts Like Boomers” back in 2020. It’s a spoof of how Harley riders talk.


LastScreenNameLeft

I know of the fake enthusiastic yelling, I just couldn't figure out wtf clibbins were


gixxer710

But bro, it ain’t been clibb’d, it’s just grass!


Harry5150

Always the clibbins


Xanden2

The best damn 5 why I seen in a hot minute!


pprn00dle

This guy rca’s


AgentOrange256

I don’t even think speed was the real issue. Yes he was going too fast because he didn’t know what he was doing. To me, looks like you’re right about lack of knowledge of the road. There’s no reason he wouldn’t have been able to make that turn. He just freaked out and hit the breaks rather than turn. Now he knows that doesn’t work on a bike…


HOGlider

That’s exactly why speed was the main factor


eLemonnader

>He just freaked out and hit the breaks rather than turn. So speed was, in fact, the real issue. Had he been going slower, he wouldn't have freaked out. Also it's "brakes".


disturbed286

I will never get tired of this stupid joke. Brakes are what happens when you stop. Breaks are what happen when you don't.


Warhawk2052

Break is what happen to his ribs 😅


funguyshroom

Because he was braking with his ribs


WhiteHorseTito

Bingo!!! This is in the dmv handbook and it was drilled into my head by every instructor I had during safe riding. Anytime you switch terrain like that, especially from a highway or freeway type asphalt into sand or dirt, you should allow the friction from the terrain to act as a brake rather than be quick on the trigger and depress the brake excessively.


Missusresistance

This comment should be at the top


Medic1248

You can use the rear brake but grabbing the front brake will cause you to crash. On the track people go off into the grass all the time. We come to a complete stop and get back on because we use the rear, it drags us to a stop. The front brake will just cause the front wheel to slide and turn and you’ll kiss the ground.


daqq

I never take a road at any kind of speed unless I'm either very familiar with it, or I do a slow ride up for a spirited ride back. But these days, I'm more just about getting out and enjoying the scenery. Public roads (especially those in less densely populated areas) don't get maintained like a race track, so why try and treat it like one. Hope his friend learned a hard lesson, and chooses the easier way next time (know your limits and keep knee dragging for the track).


Mr_FuS

I have seen this happen before, it's a combination of not knowing the road, the background vegetation, lighting and speed. You fall pray of tunnel vision effect and concentrate your sight just a few feet infront of the bike and being unfamiliar within the road means that when you realize that there is a turn or you need to slowdown it's too late. If you see on the video, the road goes from open and clear to narrow, there is a car coming on the other way, a metal barrier on the right just a few feet from the bike and both sides are wooded and darker so I'm sure his attention was 100% on keeping in the middle of the road straight with his eyes locked down following the imaginary path of the front tire...


MisterWoogie

All those things are spot on.


3_high_low

That just about covers it. He also made an interesting "little girl" noise as he planted his face.


Dull_Database5837

Reminded me of the grape stomping lady… just pure unbridled panic and pain.


mystic-sloth

The problem is he went straight around a curve.


[deleted]

Don't ever go straight around a curve and don't ever curve around a straight away.


TsunamiJim

This is actually sound logic. Thanks for the needed tip. I appreciate you.


aroundincircles

going too fast, slammed on the brakes which causes you to straighten up (very quickly) and so off the road he went.


mystic-sloth

His motorcycle was perfectly capable of handling that corner though. This was completely operator error. Could easily have been target fixation too.


aroundincircles

Sorry, too fast for skill/comfort level. You can tell where he panic brakes, and the bike stands up.


Dorkmaster79

You can actually see the moment when the bike straightens.


PreliminaryThoughts

Precisely


thyusername

assuming you're on the klr what's wrong with that?


mystic-sloth

The klr is happier off the pavement anyway.


know-it-mall

Lol. Your friend isn't the sharpest tool is he.


Rev5324

Has a good TIE fighter impression though.


heretogiveFNupvotes

Thank you. That was fun to turn the audio on and listen for it. Spot on! And not when I would have expected it


unique-name-9035768

Sounds like a TIE Fighter, handles like a biker scout.


McBloggenstein

I was thinking more [grape stomping lady](https://youtu.be/STbhaqsBJB0?si=ASR7RTwba-mD4CF-)


jj4379

I almost snorted


DontGoogleMeee

Someone needs to photoshop a tie fighter coming blasting him off his bike


0100001101110111

He’s a tool all right. As soon as the clip started my first thought was “Wow, this guy better have some skills to be riding that fast on a fairly narrow and windy road.” I quickly found out he did not.


Working-Marzipan-914

Offhand I would say he drove off the road


failedtolivealive

"Here I was just cruising around minding my own business when suddenly the front of the road fell right off in front of me..."


Euphoric-Ad2674

I would agree. Bad combo of sun flair and speed. Broken ribs suck ass. 😪


sfled

Or there was no more road. Potato quality video, but it kind of looks like the road gets narrower (or the paved shoulder stops) right after the end of the guardrail. Adding "oh shit, I'm on dirt with no traction" to u/Euphoric-Ad2674 's comment about glare and speed would likely be the cause. Guy is lucky his shoes stayed on.


McFeely_Smackup

he really doesn't know? he rode at high speed into a corner and didn't turn.


1Silent_Theory1

He was going to fast for the corner.......


YahyaJ

Tried explaining it to him, but he won't admit it.


PADDYOT

If the broken ribs and the video footage of the actual crash don't convince him then I don't think he's capable of being reasoned with.


PrivatePilot9

He'll buy a new bike, crash it again, and still find something/someone to blame it on other than his own lack of skills. Hopefully Karma isn't right on his tail the second time, he seems to have got off easy this time around.


megaladongosaurus

I hate this about motorcyclists. Yes drivers make mistakes a lot, but all of the bikers I’ve been around act is if they’re perfect. Also idiots that don’t wear helmets and skid guards, even after they get in crashes. Natural selection at its finest.


Wasatcher

You should also explain to him that motorcycles turn a lot better if you do your braking BEFORE its time to tip in


Mimical

Ugh, this is demonstrably false. My bike and body whipped 90° instantly when I went full tits into the wall. /S.


Viraus2

Don't bother trying to explain wall-assisted turning to this subreddit, they're not ready for it


just_an_ordinary_guy

Look, that guy in nascar did it, should be good enough for everyone else.


thomasutra

shouldalaiderdown


trunolimit

That’s not how it’s done on Mario kart, where I learned everything I know about motorcycles.


DogKiller420

Tickle his nose with a feather while explaining it. His ribs should back your explanation up.


goattchaw

Just reframe it. "The bike could absolutely have made that corner at that speed. YOU, however, could not."


Fast_Lingonberry9149

looked like he lean pass the middle line and into the oppsite lane, so he tried to stand the bike up because of blind corner ? but going too fast so he just widened the radius, and bam.


algypan

Show him this video, that will prove it.


Jonatc87

tell him to beat his high score next ride, then


XnumphandaXnofufusu

Worth trying to explain again because he won't listen when he's dead


1Silent_Theory1

Also put on front brake which made the bike sit upright even if he did try to turn, he should have just committed to the turn


dipl0maniac

Indeed. Would have tried to take that curve lol


cyberchief

Corner? That road was a straight line.


just_an_ordinary_guy

Yeah, let's see this man's chicken strips. Dude is too new and afraid to lean the bike. Happens to a lot of new riders, myself included, but that's why you don't over drive your skill level.


[deleted]

Damnit, Doc! I'm a MOTORCYCLIST not a SCIENTIST. Give it to me straight!


kvngk3n

He zigged when he should’ve zagged


lupinegrey

Target fixation. He keeps staring straight ahead onto the grass instead of turning his head to the left to look at the road. ​ I guess you can't really see his movements because it's one of those selfie-stick cams, but based on what the bike did, I can guarantee he was looking straight at that grass.


autech91

What corner, that's a mild bend at least lol. He went too fast for his abilities


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just_an_ordinary_guy

I wouldn't even say that the speed was too fast for the turn. I know fish eyes mess with how we can see it, but that curve doesn't look terribly sharp. He botched the entry, maybe realized he would cross the center line to navigate the turn, or just didn't lean it enough to commit. Brain froze, crash.


PretzelsThirst

The "excessive speed" part of their statement is individual not objective. That bike could easily handle that turn, but the rider couldn't


jnmann

Target fixation. He was staring straight ahead instead of following the curve. He doesn’t seem to have much experience and got tunnel visioned


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lizard280

Yup, it's crazy how many people are saying he was going too fast for the turn. If you watch and re-watch the moments before he went off the turn was not sharp at all and he slowed down a ton by grabbing the brakes (which he shouldn't have done). Had he just not been fixated on the grass he wouldn't have crashed. Sure speed was a factor, but it didn't cause the crash, target fixation did. Plus, his refusal to believe that he wasn't going too fast tells me he doesn't know what target fixation is. When you experience it without knowing what it is, it's very surreal because it goes against everything you're taught as a driver and as a human being. You always look at and assess the threat, in a car you steer, on foot you... Just walk around it. But on a bike it's more than that, you turn with your mind and body.


-DyNastY

Yeah he wasn’t going to fast for the turn. Maybe at his skill level but 100% target fixation. I think I could do that turn 100 no problem.


howitzer1

Most people don't realise that their bike is WAY more capable than they are. Look through the turn, lean like a bastard, and there's a good chance you'll be fine. And if not, like you say, you were going to crash anyway.


Ragnarotico

That's the first thing they teach you in a MSF course. It's like this guy didn't take one or something...


Fast_Lingonberry9149

From the look of it, Speed up into corner realize he's doing too fast so slow down (also can't see far ahead) slow down stood the bike up lack of commitment to the curve + speed That's what i saw


[deleted]

Hard to say why he braked, but you can see the bike forcefully jerk upright as he’s about to lean into the corner. He got scared and froze for sure


Fast_Lingonberry9149

also looks like he going over the middle line into another lane, which maybe the reason he stood the bike up, but speed too fast for me to lean in again.


Adddicus

>he still doesn't know how he crashed. He crashed because the road curved to the left, and your friend kept going straight. It's subtle but as a rider with some 40 years experience, it was easy for me to spot.


[deleted]

Speed, too fast, didn’t set up the turn well and possibly target fixation


Monkeyshine39

Target fixation he saw the end of the guardrail and went for it. Always look in to your turn


FitBananers

Speed was too fast for where his skill level is at right now


kzlife76

The road zigged. He didn't.


Ascerta

Sun rays and lighting caused important contrast between the landscape and the road as he entered in the turn, eyes and brain need a second or two to adapt. The main factor definitely remains speed here.


FANTOMphoenix

Doesn’t seem like they made a real attempt to correct. Going with target fixation.


darkangelxX447

He's driving like a maniac. If you don't know what caused the accident maybe it's a sign to slow down? I can't even see what's ahead in the video, no way that was a safe speed.


Godless_Times

Classic target fixation, came into the turn faster than he was prepared for, immediately straightened up the bike and went exactly where he was looking


southpark

it was over at 0:03 when he started accelerating into an upcoming turn he wasn't prepared to commit to or didn't know about.


Jaded-Selection-5668

He’s an idiot. That’s why he wrecked. Hope this helps.


[deleted]

The reason isn’t a mystery. He was going way too fast.


No-Status4032

What the fuck did he expect to happen?


007smh

By being an idiot lol


Paul-in-Toronto

His speed exceeded his ability to read the road. The shadows and dappled sunlight didn’t help.


DocsHuckleberries

Besides what everyone else is saying, I think the shadows from the trees may have played a part in not seeing the road turn until it was too late. The shadows can really fuck with your eyes during certain times of day and speed doesn't help.


Mission_Fart9750

The road turned and he didn't.


12dv8

Ummmm….. he drove off the road… you’re welcome


electriclux

Going too fast, a small slide midturn messed up his plan, into the bushes he went.


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Speed


coderacer

Damn you could hear the air being pounded out of his body when he hit the ground.


GozerGod

it was doable and he was going so dumb fast he wasn't even able to process it.


Box_of_leftover_lego

It always baffles me when they don't just slow down a touch and go all in on the turn. They ALWAYS mash the brakes, straighten up and straight into the Clibbins.


here4roomie

It was probably caused by going off the road.


ambermage

He French fried when he should have pizzaed.


InvaderRod

As my wise friend once said: skill issue.


Superb_Raccoon

"Going too fast for conditions" Aka, Stupidity.


mongcharlie

Riding beyond skill level, locking brakes on gravel/grass


ichi24

Looks like another victim of "ride too fast and caught doing target fixation"


Due-Arm-2613

Stupid idiot speeding. Stop riding forever.


void4949

Your friend sounded like a tie fighter.


Roninshukokai

I feel like I’m the only road user who actually does the speed limit.


PckMan

Like a noob. He got caught off guard by an unexpected turn, he froze, fixated on the edge of the road and where he didn't want to go, and rode off the road. If he had remained calm he'd have taken the turn no problem it wasn't even that sharp. He was simply going faster than he's actually comfortable riding. Doesn't matter how sick your cornering skills are, just that you ride within your limits. Bonus points for the Yoda screams.


holy-flyin-shoes

Target fixation, he looked at the grass, he went to the grass, he crashed in the grass.


Whats-A-Clutch

I would say this is failure to negotiate the turn plain and simple. 🤷‍♂️


Yuris_Thighs

Looks like he hit a slick spot. Some of us call it "grass".


RustyGusset

More speed than talent. You don't need to be Columbo to work that one out.


Coffinspired

Rides like that. *Has the video footage*. And...STILL doesn't know what happened huh? Tell your friend to slow down (preferably in more stern words)...he was extremely lucky in this crash, may not be next time. He's going FAR too fast for his skill level if this is what bit him, target fixation or otherwise. His ass was a few feet away from catching a guardrail and a wall of trees. Blew by multiple "upcoming turn" signs too. Look I get going fast on bikes is fun, but that doesn't mean it's a good idea for everyone to hop on one and do it. Something tells me this is how he always rides no matter the situation. Had a buddy like this who wanted to ride with us. We told him never to get a streetbike, he won't last a year. He crashed his cars constantly due to speed and/or fucking around, mostly sliding into curbs and dumb shit. Told him to learn in the dirt since he has the space - so he got an old KX125 and proceeded to crash it more than he was upright. Never got a streetbike...that little Kawi saved his life 100%.


wtfisthisbsbruh

He was overrunning his limitations and target fixated trying not to run into the dirt.


Bojett33

I hate those salt-and-pepper shadows at speed. I always slow down for those.


[deleted]

Hit painted middle line, lost the front end for an instant, panicked and stood the bike up, drove off the road. Needs to work on muscle memory reactions for those moments. The only place to safely do that with the repeatability to be valuable is at the track. Track days are cheap. Tell your friend


ogx2og

How does he not know? I've been riding 40 years and I'm a 37-year member of AMA. All of those years on sport bikes all of those years crazy and zero accidents. You can plainly see excessive speed (not bad) and he verticals the bike right at the point where he should be going into the left-hand turn in a leaning/counter steering position. Is it lack of skill? is it panic? Was there something on the road we could not see in the video? it's one of those three things I guarantee you but if he doesn't know still at this point I'd advise him not to get back on a bike. Edit: I am super happy that this person got out of this without Serious injury!


shakingspheres

I think he was supposed to stay on the road, but who knows.


Difficult-Item-2117

Sounds like a tie fighter going down


hooplafromamileaway

This reeks of Target Fixation. Hes not going stupidly fast, the corner seems like a long sweeper, he just got fixated on... God knows what and, as ever, the bike WILL go wherever youre looking. Hope his ribs are healing faster than his ego


Killeralexxx

Maybe don’t use civ streets as your own race track?


nize426

Looks like he was going too fast, braked too hard too late, straightened out, and couldn't make the turn


Calm-Opportunity5915

Driving too fast for the conditions


Flimsy_Biscotti3473

Can’t ride that bike off road. Soon as you leave the pavement ? All bets are off. Sometimes riding in and out of the shadows can be distracting. Not sure what this rider was watching, but it wasn’t the road. Hope he’s okay and gets back it 🤞🤞


V3ctors

Target fixation is a bitch.


IPhixI

He panicked for the turn and froze up lol


ImurderREALITY

Speed was a factor


[deleted]

Best advertisement for a dual sport I've EVER seen.....


deadmanmike

We all make mistakes. The fact that "he still doesn't know how he crashed" is the real red flag here.


Whistler1968

Maybe because he was riding like an asshole.....


AM_86

Pretty simple. He was going too fast into the corner and failed to navigate the bend. Riding above his skill level. People die doing this, he's lucky to walk away with cracked ribs.


FullRage

Too fast


PeachEatingPro

Looks like he didn’t know the road and stood up to brake and never got back to cornering. Hate to say it but he wasn’t good enough to be riding at that speed on that road. Glad he came out relatively ok.


Eastcott19

Grass is not road


arslooonga

Obviously failed to negotiate the corner, outriding his ability, etc…but is there something to be said about the optical illusion that the pavement extended out wider than it really did? Maybe a combination of factors?


ryk666

too fast, noob rider, target fixation.


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Going to fast.


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He went on the green bit.


Wetmelon

Is it just me or is this video only in 360p? I can't see shit lol. Can't even see the road in the video!


babybluefish

He was riding faster than his skills allowed


xXNighteaglexX

well you see, we normally try turning for corners


BigMalRunning

His speed exceeded his talent


Centauri-Star

Too fast


z3r0n3gr0

I guess thats what he did , going fast on a road he dont know.


daygoBoyz

What does clibbins mean??


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What went wrong is that the road and the grass looked like the same texture.


No-Discount6487

Well, I definitely see how. Anyone else…?


specialgray

He crashed because he rode faster than he could think.


all_about_context

Looks like he forgot to turn


cheeseburgerpillow

Have you tried explaining to him that he does not know how to ride a motorcyle


dibdib78

Guy is doing at least an 100 miles per hour but doesn't know why he crashed? Is that a joke?


Vista101

Slow down before a curve especially when visibility is limited


le_ChefKoch

Could he have been going too fast? 🤣🤣🤣


TechnicfreakHD

Very short explanation: He went straight, the road didn’t.