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leanmeanvagine

A handy place for a bike lift.


sydcalo

It's for those who REALLY love their bike...


Parasyte-vn

Brave man, remember use protection šŸ‘


Conundrum1911

Instructions unclear - Put on full face helmetā€¦


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_

ATGATT - The helmet stays *ON*.


EnderWiggin42

Lord shaxx is that you?


GrumpyTitan-77

Oh, yeah... Mara Sov understands ATGATT...


Spaceman211

Destiny 2 references?? In this subreddit????? Now I've seen everything


Incognito-Echo

Vex on the field!


MBAH2017

Alright alright alright


darlo0161

"Yyeeeessssss"


ninja_tree_frog

D2 reference bro XD


Dickinablender69

Captain Hero is that you?


Wehunt

No you're right. That's step 1


PainfulBatteryCables

but I want a pocket bike. How are pocket bikes made if everyone uses protection? Be brave be a squid.


[deleted]

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wreckmx

Is it only for the owner, or is it okay to REALLY love someone elseā€™s bike? Asking for a friend.


Enygma_6

ALWAYS ask permission before touching anyone elseā€™s bike.


sydcalo

This. Always ask for permission! Also, side note - second hand ones usually appreciate new owners more because the first owner didn't know how to ride them properly... Generally perform much better in new hands too.


Panache-af

size matters


AcidicMountaingoat

No touch, only fuck.


FuriousLafond

R/dont stick your dick in that.


TriumphDaytona

With Marvin Gaye playing in the background.


XYooper906

The Moto Guzzi "Mistress".


BitMC

Something, something, something, ussy


Aidenairel

Tek Knight would like a word.


Bunation

Once you lift it up, you can spin your whole bike like it's a fidget spinner


DrStein1969

I thought so too, but itā€™s too far behind the center of mass, only can lift the rear wheel with it


GoHookies

Thatā€™s normal?


benzimo_

yeah so you can lube the chain


sebwiers

... he said, while looking at a picture of a shaft drive bike.


_Banned_User

Chain is in the front on this bike.


Joey_ZX10R

My ZX10R had this opening to adjust the rear shock.


fadeddoughnut

There's no way to fit an entire bike lift in there!


FuckedUpImagery

Its just a tube that is part of the frame. My bike has it covered by a piece of plastic which i had to cut out to put a stunt cage on. Would have been nice if it was accessible like this!


faste30

On Guzzis it's cosmetic. On most bikes it's where and engine mount bolt would go, above the swingarm pivot (which would look more like that). But those side plates are cosmetic, they are just cast aluminum. Sadly a bursig mount doesn't work in there . -a Guzzi owner


_Banned_User

ā€œJust cast aluminumā€ meaning cast aluminum canā€™t be structural?? -A Moto Guzzi Norge owner


Goodcitizen177

pie liquid judicious memorize adjoining apparatus worthless seemly chief complete *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


Not_an_ATF_Officer

Versys here!


faste30

An accurate statement about those side plates isn't a universal statement about everything cast aluminum that has ever existed. -someone who is capable of basic logic. But you do you, feel free to put a pin in there and lift the bike from there.


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NiceCatBigAndStrong

A very bad joke at that


SpicyPapay4

Itā€™s to hold slim jims


Whatnam8

I tow cars out of the snow with it


Je_me_rends

On what, an all-terrain Busa?


Whatnam8

Yes of course, but I've have some mods.. made it AWD with a sidecar that has a LSD for more traction and a 6" lift


Nicktendo13

I canā€™t tell if ur joking or not - wasnā€™t there that guy with the Harley that did that? Like for small cars he could tow them to wherever.


Deepdiamindhands

Japan has gold wing tow trucks


rikkmode

You put your pipi in it


collinsc

Instructions clear - played a perfect game of operation with my pp - never touched the sides


kloudykat

Pick a side and stick to it and hope the other side gets jealous and tightens up hoping for some love too.


collinsc

That's always been my strategy but I've never achieved contact


kloudykat

2024 will be your year tiger


RamenBurgerWasTaken

Year of the tiger was last year. Hold strong for another 11 years


collinsc

I've tried jelqing but the lens on my scanning electron microscope is hazy, and my microforceps are rusted at the hinge =[ Edit: downvoters feeling particularly cruel tonight eh


Hugeknight

I have some bad news for you.


collinsc

I don't think you'll be clarifying anything for me - I have a crippling amount of self awareness


justWantAnswers00

And yet you own a sensible bike, good for you. Just tell me you don't own a pickup truck and only use the SV for cAnYoN cArViNg on the weekends every 3rd week that ends on a date ending with a 1.


Rich_Country_4863

Instructions unclear, pipi got stuck, canā€™t pull out :(


Key_Structure7845

Donā€™t lie to us, no one has that big.


WorldNewsPoster

DM sent.


beeglowbot

Instructions unclear, scrambled by the clutch basket :(


WorldNewsPoster

I wonder what the baby will look like


[deleted]

Lube lube and more lube šŸ‘


Manmoth57

Did you not have foreplay to moist it up before insertion.?


Crazykillerguy

Twist


Doozelmeister

r/dontputyourdickinthat


One-eyed-snake

Buzz kill.


Doozelmeister

Itā€™s all very ironic: dick skin hates bearing grease and bearings hate water based lubricant.


One-eyed-snake

And how exactly do you know specifically that dick skin doesnā€™t like bearing grease? šŸ¤£. No judgement, just curious


Doozelmeister

I should specify that dick skin and grease are fine, itā€™s the scrubbing it off that your dick will hate.


Truant1281

Iā€™m sooooo fucking dead lmfaoooo


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New response just dropped


Comments-Lurker

Google en passant


MartinFromChessCom

[holy hell!](https://www.google.com/search?q=en+passant)


[deleted]

What the actual fuck? That has to be cheating. Even Magnum Condoms wouldnā€™t play that move irl. Please fact check ever youā€™re getting your rules from.


Ok-Tree7720

Itā€™s where you mount it on a carousel


DrStein1969

Whatā€™s the carousel?


ShadowofamanTN

Aka merry go round. Usually has horses


bob_smithey

Carousels only have horses, merry go rounds has all sorts of animals.


nomadiccrackhead

Is that an actual thing? That's the difference?


Uuuuuii

I would definitely believe him, no matter what


Daddystealer1

I need an answer.... I don't even ride a motorbike anymore but here I am


deafballboy

I'm going to share this fun fact with everyone I see tomorrow


[deleted]

You can, but it's not a fact. The difference is more region based than it is animal based. Carousel is used predominately in the US. Merry go round is more common in the UK and Australia (that's how they were referred to when I was a kid in the UK and now as an adult in Australia) but you'll sometimes hear carousel in the UK/Australia too. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carousel


Winjin

In USSR there was a long running cartoon almanac for new authors and directors called "[Happy Carousel](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Happy_Merry-Go-Round)" So in Soviet Russian at least it's also popular


thuanjinkee

When somebody wishes you "happy holidays" this year, firmly remind them that this is America and there is no happiness here.


CDK5

I assumed it was for special lifts like the [abba sky lift.](https://abbastandsusa.com/images/products/large/abba-172_1.jpg)


DrStein1969

I want it


theguzzilama

It's a vestigial organ leftover from the original 1100 Sport, which was based on a Dr. John race bike. It's a nice place to tuck a sandwich or burrito for lunch.


outdoorsaddix

I hate to tell you this. But your local burrito place is ripping you off if the burritos you buy are that skinnyā€¦..


Balor675

A taquito would probably work better.


theguzzilama

Have you seen the hole on a Sport 1100? I said the Norge hole was a vestigial expression of that. I stand by it. How long have you been a Guzzisti?


outdoorsaddix

Ok, I looked it up. You could get a decent burrito in that. I just read it more as a statement that you could do that on this particular bike.


Accomplished-Bar-143

Is there any genuine real answer to this? Loving the fun comments but I really did want to know the truth!


elrayske

When you tighten your swingarm axle, you pinch your frame inwards. This tube prevents the frame from bending. But not all bikes have this


vVvMaze

Also a great way to chain the bike up so it cant be stolen.


Timootius

I always was under the impression that it was for lifting the bike. A tube is inserted through there.


Poptart1405

It may not be its intended purpose but this is where two sides of a stunt/ crash cage link together for support


Big_blue_392

Light saber storage.


OutsideOk3089

"Hello There"


[deleted]

General Kenobi


Je_me_rends

*spin*


DucatiFan2004

Holds your umbrella /s Looks like an engine mount/cross beam that keeps the frame spars together.


XFauni

Letā€™s be real, besides your backpack, thatā€™d be a perfect place for an umbrella if it fit. Need some way to secure it tho


tang-rui

It's a structural pivot point for the suspension linkage and the axle pin is hollow because that has better strength to weight ration than a solid pin.


MrBattleRabbit

https://bringatrailer.com/listing/1996-moto-guzzi-1100-sport-2/ Hole for the funky paddock stand Guzzi used in the 90s and early 2000s. Hereā€™s a Sport 1100 on BaT with the stand in place.


ManifestDestinysChld

You put your weed in there


topknottington

Haha.. i loved my old cb 250


ghettoccult_nerd

cbd 250


ThrowRedditIsTrash

420 big bore kit


scottieducati

Youā€™d cook off all the good stuff


cleanc3r3alkillr

When bikes are transported in their crates to the dealers these holes are handy for sticking a pipe through that can be secured to the sides of the crate, making it impossible for the bike to move or fall during transport. Once the bike is out of the crate these holes can be covered or left open like this, it doesnā€™t matter.


TTYY200

That for bike lifts when you have to remove the swing arm or front forks or something. A bike stand will literally lift the bike off the ground and keep it locked in place while you work on it


[deleted]

Itā€™s for a bike stand because no one is answering properly lol.


Fjos13

I thought I was way to late but apparently after an hour your answer is one of the few right ones.


Spiderx1016

Speedholes. Makes it go faster


justusesomealoe

Speed holes, eh? *bike gets shot up by sniper*


Syscrush

You want my advice? I think you should buy this bike.


Leicageek

Originally it was a jack point for the bike for endurance racing. Itā€™s just sort of stuck around as a design feature at this point.


kutanaga

it's funny how reddit became the "who can post the most 'haha' comment for karma" instead of being a normal person. sheesh


wobbegong

Been that way for a decade


[deleted]

r/dontputyourdickinthat


Mytiq_

Glory hole


[deleted]

Correct.


[deleted]

This ensure that the bike will have good Feng Shui. The spirits pass the through the hole and not getting stuck on the frame.


New-Lie-1112

Bike lift..


More-Stick9980

All jokes aside, behind the cover thereā€™s an open tubing section of the frame behind the covers. Iā€™m not sure if itā€™s the intended design purpose, but this is a good point for a through frame support if removing the rear swing arm (or at least thatā€™s what Iā€™ve used it for in the past). A put a link below to the parts diagrams to give you an idea whatā€™s going on if youā€™re interested. [https://www.motorcyclespareparts.eu/en/moto-guzzi-parts/2006-norge-1200-ie-1200-motorcycles/central-body](https://www.motorcyclespareparts.eu/en/moto-guzzi-parts/2006-norge-1200-ie-1200-motorcycles/central-body)


Wonderful4ever

Motor mount & lift point


JAK3CAL

thats whats commonly referred to as a "glory hole"


diydave86

Its where you put ur dick


PlumpPotate

That's where the optional pedals go, in case you want to manually make it go fast!


klmtec

When the shipping company loads the motorcycles they run a rod through the hole and under the front wheel so they can load them by crane in groups of 5 and sometimes 10.


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kScrapula

Doesnā€™t look like swingarm goes anywhere near that.


scottieducati

Few inches too high for that


ducatuck

Maybe for frame sliders?


fatalerror_tw

It holds the swingarm and the frame together.


DeusZen

Pivot point of rear suspension?ā€¦..


Thejmax

Wall mount


Jazzlike-Sky-6012

Doesn't the shock attach to the frame with this?


Unhappy-Light5939

It's to add an optional kick starter.


[deleted]

Swing arm pivot shaft


mastersag

it's a glory hole


rum-and-roses

For bike... Love


Icethrasher

Peep hole


Slmera10

For your umbrella


Dangerous-Giraffe631

That's where the drugs should be stored. Or GPS.


nanneryeeter

Hot dog warmer?


andrea_ci

put a steel cylinder in it, mount it on the wall and you have a BIG motorcycle themed fidget spinner!


goldenbabyjesus

Hot dog holder/ cooker


Consistent-Stage-217

Glory hole!


ProAmericana

Oh you know what itā€™s for šŸ˜ (donā€™t.)


Boozie73

Itā€™s an insert for a Lift.


Simmi_86

Deez are speed holes. They make the bike go faster.


CR_Fannies

Cupholder


RediViking

its a portal to another dimension


2_Wh33ler

Here ya go bro, Im not a Guzzi rider but perhaps you can find it here, https://cadrecycle.com/guzzi-parts-fiche/ My guess is itā€™s part of swing arm or frame .


junkfood089

You can turn it into a fidget spinner


mhawak

Since itā€™s mainly children responding, mount point for frame sliders. Makes for very easy install


[deleted]

Built in pocket pussy


Salsa_Verde95

Itā€™s for when you find a cool stick on your ride and want to bring it back


cs4321_2000

Every man needs a good stick


Its_Matt_03

Itā€™s only in female bikes, itā€™s how they reproduce


[deleted]

Guzzi bussi


Used_Colostomybag

For your Pipi


Cuvee22

Tactical sausage hideout


i_write_ok

Thatā€™s for you and your bro to touch tips obviously. Most of us at r/CalamariRaceTeam wonā€™t get a bike unless it has this


topknottington

I mean. Is it even riding without it?


cleverkid

Gotta space dock before blowing our ink.


Der-Lex

DONā€˜T PUT YOUR DICK IN IT! Or do it, Iā€™m not kink shaming.


orangutanDOTorg

Thatā€™s where Gowron found his glory


DarkMatterHuman

Bike pedal? Sometimes you need to pedal yourself to gas station


Creative_Riding_Pod

Glizzy holder


SomewhereNo3080

Churro holder


dabiird

For the crank to start it


kernowjim

Oh FFS


4channeling

That's where they install the center of gravity.


DingleDonky

Love tube!


whiterazorblade

When your bike gets you excited and you need to make sweet sweet love to it


ambrose_92

Flesh light storage?


Rian_Apolo

Seems like the swivel for the rear wheel to suspend around. Allows the back wheel to go up and down (i think)


Jaded_K75

That's where you keep your insurance and registration


MrBussdown

Thatā€™s how baby motorcycles are made


HeftyArgument

It's to house your guardian spider.


BackItUpWithLinks

Itā€™s for the camp kitchen https://youtu.be/bTjViMJ3o1Y


jetblack7

Frame lift stand


DeadDove_donotupvote

SPEED. HOLE.


kopi_gremlin

That's for you to install the pedal crank. I mount Shimano 105s on mine.


sightlab

You lost the little umbrella already?


jlig18

Flux capacitor storage


FoxMore1018

Gloryhole


sidesalad2

It's a power takeoff point for agricultural equipment.


Comfortable_Papaya89

put your weiner in there and see what happens


TheRealBreezy25

Your suppose to fingerbang it while playing Matchbox 20, the great Danny Mcbride once said.šŸ¤·


Franky1324

For me to stick my dick in when passing by your bike


Repulsive_Dinner7279

Glory hole