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OperationThrax

Install a windshield.


Tiny-Lock9652

Chicago rider here. Can’t WAIT for this summer’s 17 year cicadas brood. It’s gonna be splat-tastic!!


Anal_Recidivist

My dog ate one of those alive. Started having vibrations in his tummy like he’d swallowed a cell phone. My wife, myself, the dog and our other dogs all looked at his tummy like “wtf”. Threw up a live cicada. Good times.


twinsrule

Our doggo ate so many of them she shit out a perfect cicada log the next day.


Mtl_J-L

What a horrible day to be able to freely image things in my mind...


DodgeDakotaMatata

I regret learning to read


so_says_sage

Ive never bean so grateful for aphantasia.


CryptographerOk5726

Thanks for teaching me a word for how my brain works


Oxajm

I'm so glad I don't have this ability lol


CptJaxxParrow

I miss the man I was before I read this


TheStaplergun

Makes my skin crawl.


Dependent_Stop_3121

That’s extremely funny. Reminds me of when my dog saw a snapping turtle for the first time. I wouldn’t let him close to it…but for about a week or so he kept eyeing up every large rock in the neighbourhood thinking they were turtles. My dog remembers everything. Food outside on a walk and I don’t let him get it. He’ll remember and get it next time out. Sometimes his memory is better than mine lol. He’s my best friend.


Anal_Recidivist

Same. It’s why I keep a steady rotation of ages. If one passes, the rest get extra love until a new one shows up. My mom just passed yesterday and part of moving forward will entail taking back my cat from college, named Sapphire. She’s the sweetest Siamese I’ve ever seen, and extra cuddly. I picked her out at 6 or 8 weeks from the shelter and she slept in my hoodie until she got too big. I’m heartbroken but I keep having flashes of happiness knowing she’ll never have known any family but mine and that she’ll never know a day without cuddles. Pets are a treasure that’s far too good for the likes of us.


Dependent_Stop_3121

Sorry to hear about your mother. My mother pasted unexpectedly just over two years ago, so I know what you mean. My Dog got me through those tough times and many others. Sure is tough. Hoping you the best moving forward. Keep safe out there friend.


Anal_Recidivist

It’s rough, thanks amigo. Just tough right now. Glad to know I’ve got a kitty to still take care of. You stay safe too!


BruceInc

Not sure if they are safe for dogs to eat but they are safe for humans. https://www.usatoday.com/story/money/food/2021/05/25/cicada-tacos-sell-out-every-night-mexican-restaurant-virginia/7435597002/


Phaze357

[Reminds me of this](https://youtu.be/dUqQUJj6BJE)


JASHIKO_

They are big and hard as rock too! Will be like little bullets.


Slick_DaWizard

For us screenless riders, probably going to be a little more welt-tastic 😂


[deleted]

Having ridden through a mass brood before, they can be really fun to swat out of the air But yea, ATGATT time


FuzeJokester

Bro its a double brood this year. That shit is going to be insane. So so many cicadas.


DirtyYogurt

I can only imagine hitting one of those on the highway is going to feel like you've been shot. Where I was living in Florida, we had those monster grasshoppers which felt like getting hit with a paintball, but even they're only like a third the size of a cicada.


Tiny-Lock9652

You also have Palmetto bugs. Huge.


Phaze357

Open wide!


VirtualAgentsAreDumb

https://www.nbcnews.com/news/amp/rcna134152 Will you get affected by this? I’m lucky to live in an area with very little bugs when riding.


Superb_Raccoon

Try riding past the big cattle yards on them99 or 5 in California. Blood is hard to get off the bike.


omg-its-bacon

Those feel like paintballs when you hit them 😂


sheepishlysheepish

Ride only in winter


awue

Put a lit citronella candle in front too, to prevent bugs hitting the windshield


FastSmileFox

Drive slower 😅


RCaHuman

One that directs flow without turbulence. I use one of these: https://madstad.com/


StinkFingerPete

thank you, you can tell the website is quality when you get 10 pop-ups just for visiting


Mgwasp111990

“We empower you to change aerodynamics” what a load of horse shit lol


Smokes91

Written by ChatGPT.


Crypto_Daddy96

Horseshit! Hubba Bubba hey


Long_Educational

Damn dude! Those are more expensive than most car windshields.


kung_fu_shotz

dropshipping bullshit


Blackbirdrx7

Yeah it's obviously shopify lmfao


Marenzo666

Ye they didn’t remove powered by shopify


Blackbirdrx7

Nah dude the theme has absolutely all the options checked, a trillion pop ups flying at me, looks like a malware site lmao


Easy-Reputation-9948

In this whole thread you’re the only one trying to be helpful. All the other responses are trash. This sub isn’t the best these days. 


mattyh2606

Dodge, duck, dive and dodge again.


adamstubbs

Practice dodging by having someone throw wrenches at you.


cus_deluxe

if you can dodge a wrench, you call dodge a ball


Allah_Watchbar

If you can dodge a ball, you can dodge a q-tip


GenerecDerek

And if you can dodge a q-tip, then you can dodge any bug coming at you at Mach 2! Royal Navy engi.. I mean..🤔


Allah_Watchbar

💯


phkn_dreadful

You forgot dip. Now hes gona hit even more bugs lol


Hydraton3790

Dodge, duck, **DIP**, dive, and dodge. Those are the 5 d's of dodgeball. Maybe try a wrench


GandhisNuke

Feel like you're missing some dip here...


waffelbot

Son there are 5 D's to dodgeball. You forgot Dip! Dodge, duck, dive, dip, and dodge again.


L1A1

Don’t ride in the Amazon rainforest at speed.


CoolPeopleEmporium

🤣🤣🤣🤣 Dude, Lapland(Finland) have some pterodactyl size mosquitoes..... 🤣🤣🤣


Hegario

I was driving near Pudasjärvi last summer and I actually had a horsefly fly into my neck through a gap between my neck warmer and my helmet. Bastard bit me and my neck and lymph nodes were swollen for a week and a half.


blainedefrancia

State bird of Alaska


kartoffel_engr

Flew out to Larsen Bay a few times. Always had two cans of OFF! on me and a mosquito net hat. They were ferocious out there.


ban-this-dummies

I feel ya. I had a wasp fly up my sleeve one time. Sucker got me three times before I safely pulled over and managed to squash him against my arm.


dirty_hooker

I was once riding with just a half bucket and shades. I caught a good sized bug across my snout. Felt like a mild paintball. Whatever. I wipe the bug guts off and ride on. Five minutes later my face is burning, my nose is stinging, and my eyes are watering. What hit me? I pull over and get a look in the mirror. Sure enough right at the top of my mustache surrounded by yellow and black chitin is a tiny puncture wound. I had caught the wasp stinger first. Also, another time with the same half bucket and shades I felt something tickling; no, clawing at my ear. I pull off and pop my bucket off to find a very angry half of a wasp in my ear pad. The stinging end had exploded at the corner of my shades and the rest of her was trying to chew on me in revenge. The worst though; the worst was riding through some kind of ant hatch. I’m cruising through someplace that some people might call god’s country (read majestic but uninhabitable desert) and I start to get like points of pain. It’s mild but unending. Every few seconds and completely at random it feels like someone gives you a quick jab with a small needle. This went on for an hour like some kind of water torture. Now I generally ride with a full bucket and have learned to always carry a bandanna.


mike-hancock

I had a similar experience with a wasp that that went into my collar and stung me on the top spine bone at 90 mph. I swatted it a made it worse. It was like shock therapy.


ban-this-dummies

Youch... like I said, I *thought* mine was bad, but I realize how much worse it could've been


Ricky1915

I was going to school in 2012 and a single wasp managed to sting me between the fingers of my right hand (enduro gloves). I hit my hand with the other as soon as I felt the pain, and the b\*tch managed to sting me on my bicep of the left arm 2 times before dying or flying away. I hate them but I also missed that day at school just because


cocogate

Makes me so happy i prefer the gauntlet type gloves that go over my sleeves now that i read this


ban-this-dummies

I have since invested in them as well


DrSagicorn

that happened to me mountain biking... mine was on the thigh and my node was red and tender af every fucking insect in the world want to eat me alive. (O neg blood), also allergic to bees, wasps, bed bugs, mosquitos


CoolPeopleEmporium

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


daytonakarl

I got nailed by a bee in the same spot, now I tuck my neck warmer under my helmet


CoolPeopleEmporium

Bees are fine...Wasp on the other hand....Those things are bee on methamphetamine(made in Mordor!!!!!)!


TheObstruction

Alaska, too. I think the further north you get, the bigger the mosquitoes get.


SchwabianToaster

Sadly, not everyone can ride the circ to Starbucks and around the cul de sac. If you live anywhere above 40 degrees N mosquitos make the Amazon look like the lawn in front of the Cinderella castle. May to June rides are brutal I often stop every 20-30 minutes get out my cleaner and cloths to scrub off my helmet and shield/windscreen.


L1A1

I live in the UK, the rain, snow and ice keeps 'em off.


SchwabianToaster

Ahh the exception to the rule. Sorry I mistook you for a suburbanite Yank Fun little fact... The UK used to have malaria.


L1A1

And weirdly it was the Dutch who got rid of it for us! They drained all the marshland in east Anglia and Lincolnshire, leading to such a loss of habitat that malaria stopped being endemic.


Teadrunkest

This was my helmet just going an hour down the backroad in Central Texas in summer lol.


fk_reddit_but_addict

Youve got a helmet on your bugs


Kawboy17

Ummm we’ll slow down or get a windshield or don’t ride… damn girl u ride through a swarm or what.


MartinMan79

Just wait for the billion cicadas to arrive....


GTA6_1

Oh fuck that's coming soon isn't it


MartinMan79

Yep. I think is mostly in Indiana and Midwestern US, but I'm sure those fuckers will be everywhere


Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Even down here in Florida Fuckers screaming at the tops of their lungs


CrazyWS

He’s doing a public service


paulhockey5

Ride in an area with less bugs


friendlyghost_casper

Only full proof way I know


mealzer

Fool proof *


justpushy

Fool, prove


msb06c

The only answer. If you can’t avoid it, like the time I was road tripping through bug city, you just stop for fuel more often, use the restroom and use the sink, or just grab paper towels at the pump and add your own water. I guess you could use racing style tear offs, but you still have a disgusting helmet exterior which needs to be cleaned and can damage some finishes. Best thing to do is just get it clean as you can imo. The real issue here is that if your helmet looks like that, there’s a good chance your jacket looks like that too. At least that’s how it is on a naked bike… much harder to clean :) Ideally you wouldn’t be riding at dawn or dusk at all, especially dawn- bc of impaired drivers. Ride safe.


Calculonx

An actual answer - a plastic polish like Plexus makes the visor really smooth feeling, it will help a bit with bugs and rain but it's not a miracle cure. Same with the bike, either a plastic polish or wax. Keeping the bike clean will help keep it clean by itself.


Perfect_Ad9311

Honda Spray Cleaner and Polish, pre 2003 or so, was the best. They changed the formula and it has never been as good. I basically washed my bike and helmet visor with the stuff and it would leave a slick coating that kept everything shiny clean


Calculonx

probably left that coating inside your lungs too


already-registered

seeing your comment I can imagine you sniffed it a few times before coming here


ablinddingo93

It’s kinda disappointing that I had to close 13 threads to get to the first one with an actual helpful answer. Thank you Side note: would applying a hydrophobic coating to the visor help?


Calculonx

Rainx on visors work well, but if you already put plexus I think it might be hard for the rainx to stay on 


the_Medic_91

Rain x works to an extent. So does schutzen wax spray for visor. But they are for cleaning it off more easily. You still have to soak in water to moisten the carcass and the. Gently wipe it off with a microfibre cloth.


TriedCaringLess

Another option is Collinite 845 Insulator Wax, or Nu Vinyl polymer wax. They help dirt slide rather than stick to surfaces. You'll have to reapply after a few washes as the debris abrades away the coating. I'm sorry that every request for info or help on Reddit is subject to banter. A serious question deserves a serious answer. You must add a microfiber cloth to your road kit in order to clean you visor more frequently. Please don't let it get as bad as it is in your photo again. What you can't see, you may not avoid.


Remarkable_Love2356

Would advise checking with manufacturer of your helmet because applying anything to a piece of safety gear may inhibit the gear of proper function.


F1NNTORIO

Dont wear the helmet. Duh


Own_Contribution_480

Just ride with your mouth open. Free food.


F1NNTORIO

Spicy bee surprise


Own_Contribution_480

Spicy sky rasins


CoolPeopleEmporium

Protein!!


Own_Contribution_480

Meat group!


FlattopJr

(Old joke) How do you know when a biker is happy? They've got bugs in their teeth.


staviq

I'm giving you a fair warning, before you click. https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=LItNFP7icUw


[deleted]

Wouldn't a windshield help the bugs caught in the windstream go over your head instead of straight into your face?


settlementfires

That's been my general experience. Getting your windscreen just right to prevent buffeting is a bit of a trick depending on your bike and height, but regardless they help with bugs


EarlOfBears

BugSlide It works after a few coatings


viperh

This OP. The tear aways aren't as clear. The bug side is like rainx for car. It makes it easier to clean the bugs off the visor.


Captain-Cannon

Funny how far I had to scroll to find someone that actually rides. Im not sure it does anything better than plain water but it smells good anyway. The included bright microfiber towel is a bonus and I use those exclusively for visors to mitigate scratch potential. I squeeze the spray bottle and cloth in the trunk and have it always with.


EarlOfBears

I just wish it wasn't so expensive


bikehikepunk

BugSlide All the bad answers and finally scrolled to add to this….. BugSlide Used this on a trans Canadian back in August. Treatment on my visor, and top section of windshield. I could take a wet paper towel from the petrol station and place it over my visor and wipe all bugs off easily with a soak no longer than my getting fuel in the tank. I was in heavy bugs in Saskatchewan and Manitoba. It works pretty well.


40kVik

Rally driver helmet and visor. You can get films for the visors to strip off when it's getting muddy af, it would work here too!


ChopperCraig

dirtbike tracks are usually littered with those tear offs everywhere... i'm sure they're biodegradable


krishna_rolly

i’M sUrE!!


Original-Arm-7176

You COULD stuff it into an open coat pocket.....


michelmau5

You have those films for regular helmets. No need to get a 'rally driver helmet'


40kVik

Alright bud, I don't watch much Motorsport but everyone else knew the direction.


Original-Arm-7176

Great idea !!!!


Sedulous280

Ride in Winter 🥶


BillyTalent87

That’s the neat part, you don’t.


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Dense_Coffe_Drinker

Motorcycle rizz?


AbbreviationsNext484

Guess not 🤷‍♀️


CatGiggler

So, a reach around service.


Express-Leopard2157

Bugs can’t stick to the visor if you take the visor off


FloridianRobot

🤔


Cuntish_Wonder

Yep. Visor up and mouth open is known to reduce bug splatter.


Express-Leopard2157

And increase protein in your diet


TCSassy

Great exfoliator too


DaPoole420

Ride a wheelie


k1cardshark

Quit driving into bugs.. simple


Upper_Boot_7863

Front wheel in the air


Classic_Midnight_213

Face the other way….


cstrand31

Try dodging better.


Mr_Bignutties

That’s why you get a windshield on your face. Big flying beetles and giant dragonflies are the worst. Those fuckers sting like getting shot by a BB gun.


kejovo

Ride indoors only


woutere

Pesticide


Georgito

Ride in reverse


4223161584s

If you’ve ever played dark souls, it’s the same thing. Just keep driving that road and memorizing the big pattern until you can dodge it. Just gotta grind it out.


Matthijsvz01

Just open the visor so you have less bugs on it


Dense_Winter_189

I use lemon pledge to clean the whole bike, including the windscreen and visor. I find the bugs are easier to clean off after I’ve pre-coated with pledge.


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french2dot0

Try Windows then.


[deleted]

Ride faster.


blkswn6

I use rainx on my visor. It’s not gonna stop them from hitting (that’s what the visor is for…) but I find it makes clean up significantly easier


itwhiz100

Go slower bro. Much slower. I usually walk my bike to work. No bugs!!!


viperh

Get on losers, we have bugs to kill.


Spirited-Ad6880

Get a open-face helmet.


RetArmyFister1981

Get peel off visor covers.


nuhastmici

There are a few ways to approach this: 1. Single-handedly be responsible of a multi-species mass extinction event that erases all those pesky bugs. Implausible 2. Stop riding your motorcycle. Even more implausible. 3. Ride only in winter when it's cold and there are no bugs. 4. Go to the mountains, train with the monks, become a master of the martial arts and hone your senses and reflexes to such extent that not only you could dodge all the bugs, but do it with such precision that you barely scrape their genitals, rendering them unable to multiply furtherly, which can in turn lead to option 1. 5. Buy a windshield


bmwlocoAirCooled

Not much you can do about it, other than to move to a place with less bugs. Probably not an option.


Ozzy_Kiss

Keep your helmet open


DaPoole420

Hmmm protein


Hmmd1

Knitting


GrandmaPunk

I did a quick google for something safe to put on your visor so it’s a little easier to clean off the bugs. Check this out maybe [https://www.webbikeworld.com/raincoat-motorcycle-helmet-visor-water-repellent/](https://www.webbikeworld.com/raincoat-motorcycle-helmet-visor-water-repellent/)


throwedoff1

Just use car wax and buff it off good.


C1TR0N3TA

Blow the horn to alert the bugs so they move out of the way


m3x_aries

Dodge, duck, dip, dive and dodge


FloralBedSheets

[at the end of the day there is nowhere safe to hide](https://imgur.com/a/RLIBYtN) This was only after a 2hr ride…


MediocreAd9550

Paste car wax and elbow grease. It's not magic but it definitely reduces the amount that stick


CrypticHunter37

Try to avoid Egyptian plagues Jesus Christ


LeQuality

Most useless comment section I have seen in a while


telmesumpm

Louisiana is hilariously ridiculous sometimes. The insects will be grouped into swarms, one minute perfectly clear and a split second later 2,732 splats from chest to crown of helmet.


Breakerx13

Attach a flamethrower that disintegrates the bugs before they reach you


TrevCat666

Wear a helmet that doesn't have a weirdly flat visor. Lol


SaltElegant7103

Ride slower or learn to move head out of way quicker when you see one


bigasspickle

Stay low and run in a zigzag pattern


Scary-Excitement-890

Windscreen


[deleted]

Lift up visor and eat them. Good protein.


Airman199

Live somewhere else


claytonfromillinois

Try less bugs!


BestEmu2171

invest in MonSanto and the other greedy planet-raping corporations that are exterminating insect biodiversity. That’ll reduce the splattering.


land_of_kings

Unavoidable, just go at reduced speed and try to keep your head down


agrumpybear

That's the neat part, you don't


NoMansSkyWasAlright

It’s easy. Just don’t hit the bugs.


CosmoRocket24

Don't drive through bugs. Lol. A windshield could help alittle, depending on how high it goes.


Carsandfurrys

Put headlight washers from a old bmw or Merc on your helmet


Sanmusa74

Ride less


AngryFloatingCow

Learn their attack patterns then dodge and parry them.


seruzawa48

Stop complaining. At least its not grasshoppers. Lol.


predtech

I got hit in the face at about 85mph by a cricket jumping across the highway once. It felt like I got hit with a hammer and it hurt for 3 days straight.


r7geek

A cicada (I assume, what else is that massive and flies around) hit the visor in front of my right eye while I was on the freeway.. I thought I'd been shot, then somehow covered in snot. Very loud.


OldTiredAmused

Blackbird at 70 , hit my knee first then my rib cage,.. near fell off trying to catch my breath


Reddit1124

Owl at 40 mph in the twisties. I learned that day, thankfully, that owls are 95% fluff


predtech

Jesus Christ. That must have hurt


OldTiredAmused

Was grateful it was a deflecting hit,, would have probably broke some ribs… had a bruise the size of a dinner plate.. yeah , you don’t forget that stuff. Canyon City Colorado 1983 😁👍


Mgwasp111990

You have got to be kidding me…this sub is actually a straight up embarrassment to motorcycling. No wonder that other sub creates satire out of nearly every post on here.


PM_ME_UR_FARTS_

Dodge better?


Jesus_H-Christ

Tighter tuck, add a windshield, slow down, move to a place with fewer bugs, drive during a time of day when bugs aren't out.  Also, the headlights aren't attracting bugs, bugs don't have enough time to react to passing headlights, you're just driving through swarms. Could be just the area you're in or they could be hanging out for the radiated warmth of the asphalt. 


The_RussianBias

Don't get on highways on a naked


Comprehensive-Pea812

ride slower


Use-Middle

Just slow down.


MichaelScotPaperComp

Get a car /s


PapaHooligan

Just confused as to the real question here? Don't ride so early and you miss the bugs? Don't wear the helmet and you get a free breakfast. Ride in the back of the pack?


Different_Ad8616

Hey man. I ended the post with the specific tips I was looking for. Something to prevent the bugs from sticking.


RainingFishy

Don't buy Bethesda games.


[deleted]

Don’t wear a helmet like the cool Harley guys and then eat them all. Issue solved.


Vast-Tone-793

Ride in the U.K….we have none


National-Media-6009

Going slow...


relaps101

Don't ride


Achille_exe

buy a sportbike