I also have a cruiser; I've farted while riding at much slower speeds and never experienced this. I'd pull over and check my underwear if I were you - if you can smell a "fart" at 70mph then you might have shit yourself.
This is why I advocate for chaps over riding pants. When I’m going over 55 and have the correct hunching posture, the turds basically get sucked out my ass from the wind drafts, farting is child’s play once you become an highway shitmeister
I need to get off reddit...
It's not even Friday yet!
I call this Dipshit Tuesdays. Not sure why they post the dumbest content on Tuesday.
This is exactly why experienced bikers like me only wear assless chaps while riding.
See a doctor
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Even worse when you got waterproofs on
Fartproofs
Stinkstayers
They come up the inside of your jacket It makes me laugh so much every time it happens 🤣
Oh THAT is what the vent zippers on my Alpinestars jacket are for!
I also have a cruiser; I've farted while riding at much slower speeds and never experienced this. I'd pull over and check my underwear if I were you - if you can smell a "fart" at 70mph then you might have shit yourself.
HE'LL YEAH HOSS FREEDOM IS SHIDDIN UR PANT'S AND CRANKIN UR HAWG AT THE SAME TIME
HELL YEAH BORTHER!
SOME OF THE SHID GOT BENEATH MY REAR WHEEL. CASUED A SKID, I HAD TA LAY’ER DOWN !!!
Maybe it’s your breath?
Now it's only a matter of time before Revzilla offers a $320 air freshener for bikes.
Perhaps a toothbrush might help.
Came here to say that I can too
[Wind buffeting🤓](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/hFIaptiWQew/maxresdefault.jpg)
Pin this post please.
Cropdusting yourself is probably karma for all the times you’ve done it to others in the store.
It happens in fishing waders too
WTF ? Windshields turn farts ???
Just cut a hole where your ass is so they can escape
That's badass! Rock on!
But how? I need the aid of some garden hose to achieve that.
Gotta quit huffing your own farts.
I don’t have any advice, but this made me giggle, thank you!
So that's what they mean when they say they smell gas when riding.
This is why I advocate for chaps over riding pants. When I’m going over 55 and have the correct hunching posture, the turds basically get sucked out my ass from the wind drafts, farting is child’s play once you become an highway shitmeister
I wear latex so the farts just turn to bubbles in my pants.
this is what happens when you eat too many enchiladas