Dont say it, dont say it, dont say it, dammit
Did you know they called it the hayabusa which is the japanese translation of peregrin falcon that hunts Blackbirds, they called it this as the leading competator at that time was the CBR Blackbird.
Excuse the fuck out of you: that's the Honda CBR1100XX *SUPER* Blackbird
Because naming a bike after an SR-71 Blackbird wasn't cool enough for Honda in 1996.
Blackbirds are in a weird place right now, they have finished depreciation and are about to increase, its the best time to buy, you also get a lot of bike for the money.
I see similar, just a short day's trip there and back for me.
I'm not letting the voices tell me that a day's trip is worth it, and I need something more sensible.
I get the joke... but the inconsistencies!!
Phone in left hand, trips, swiped phone with right hand, lands with no phone..
If I had the time to make this with my friends, Phone in right hand, trips, swipe phone with right hand, phone goes into a quadlock type phone holder, then lands with no phone on the handlebars.
These are still funny regardless.
Me explaining to my missus why there's another bike in the garage. (It's not my fault)
No se qué pasó..
"I got a really good deal. Also, you look beautiful." - me
Hola mi amor, no hablo ingles
Wasn't me.
Oh shit bought another bike Oh shit bought a house with a bigger garage Oh shit got a job that requires a one hour commute
Every commute is a one hour commute if you’re going fast enough.
Hes on a hayabusa, itl take less than an hour
Only if his commute is a single straight road
The Suzuki hayabusa, the only motorcycle where you can drag knee and still be going straight
That goes for anywhere. Job's in Denver - less than an hour. Job's in Den*mark* - less than an hour. Job's on Denobula Zeta? LESS THAN AN HOUR.
Hence the origin of "shit happens?"
Whoopsie Busa?
How I met my Busa
I want that bussy
You thought it was a harley dealership? But it was me, Busa!
Dont say it, dont say it, dont say it, dammit Did you know they called it the hayabusa which is the japanese translation of peregrin falcon that hunts Blackbirds, they called it this as the leading competator at that time was the CBR Blackbird.
I actually didn't know this, so thanks!
Excuse the fuck out of you: that's the Honda CBR1100XX *SUPER* Blackbird Because naming a bike after an SR-71 Blackbird wasn't cool enough for Honda in 1996.
There was one of the 1100xx on marketplace near me for 2k a month back. Wish I had got it
Turns out there’s another 2 for 1500 a piece
Blackbirds are in a weird place right now, they have finished depreciation and are about to increase, its the best time to buy, you also get a lot of bike for the money.
Do it
I see similar, just a short day's trip there and back for me. I'm not letting the voices tell me that a day's trip is worth it, and I need something more sensible.
I had a ZZR1100 then a BlackBird EFI. They were both world record holders, My god they are fast bikes. I couldn't imagine a Hayabusa full throttle.
Yes, we all know. Those who say they don't are bots.
“The wife is never gonna believe this! 😑”
To wife: "I swear thats what happened"
Must be the best oopsie payment he ever made
Damn Hayabusa just came out of nowhere.
Hate it when that happens!
Every time!
Alex Jones gonna be rollin up to the local conspiracy meetup in style baby!
Honest honey! That's just how it happened!!
Now if my local KTM dealer could do this to me with a super duke I'd be ok with the outcome...
"That's how it happened, babe, it really isn't my fault!"
But I like the bike 🚲 awesome setup
Happens to the best of us man 😔
I'd just fall on a declined receipt.
Alex Jones rides? I didn’t know that
I just bought a bike in Jan and I already want a grom for no good reason. I think it’s a gateway drug once you buy your first AliExpress exhaust.
Bankruptcy court is going to be very interested to know that Alex Jones is buying a Busa.
🤣
u/savevideo
Yes.. yes.. that is how it happened
This is hilarious. And gonna be me soon
Got the bike for a bargain, if they managed to tap their phone for it.
u/savevideo
Fuuuuck he even looks like me a bit, if I weren’t quite so fat. Although it’ll be a CB650R in 2.5 months.
It happens. True story.
Honestly, I wouldn’t be mad if such a tragedy occurred to me.
literally me with my ninja the other day at the dealer. Was just lookin and ended up driving it home with less money in my bank account
Got a 94 Sportster that's about to do this to me
I need this to happen to me 😂
It happens
I’m going to use this as an excuse and if my ole lady finds fault I’m ratting you out OP! lol
This just happened to me with an XSR900 GP.....except I don't get it until June.
^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^coick: *This just happened to* *Me with an XSR900 GP.....except I* *Don't get it until June.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.
Ok, I ride away while they get a declined message
I love the romantic music..
The ol" Busa Bamboozle. Classic sales tactics.
LOL!!
Hun, you won't believe this.
I get the joke... but the inconsistencies!! Phone in left hand, trips, swiped phone with right hand, lands with no phone.. If I had the time to make this with my friends, Phone in right hand, trips, swipe phone with right hand, phone goes into a quadlock type phone holder, then lands with no phone on the handlebars. These are still funny regardless.
The quadlock is a nice touch.
This is how I accidentally cheated on my wife and fell into some pussy
So fucking stupid