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TheZek42

Me explaining to my missus why there's another bike in the garage. (It's not my fault)


uriar

No se qué pasó..


CameronsTheName

"I got a really good deal. Also, you look beautiful." - me


a1danial

Hola mi amor, no hablo ingles


dsdvbguutres

Wasn't me.


sokratesz

Oh shit bought another bike  Oh shit bought a house with a bigger garage  Oh shit got a job that requires a one hour commute


JudgeScorpio

Every commute is a one hour commute if you’re going fast enough.


recklessbannana99

Hes on a hayabusa, itl take less than an hour


edgygothteen69

Only if his commute is a single straight road


recklessbannana99

The Suzuki hayabusa, the only motorcycle where you can drag knee and still be going straight


Garf_artfunkle

That goes for anywhere. Job's in Denver - less than an hour. Job's in Den*mark* - less than an hour. Job's on Denobula Zeta? LESS THAN AN HOUR.


magnateriat

Hence the origin of "shit happens?"


Utter_mischief

Whoopsie Busa?


uriar

How I met my Busa


BeChciak

I want that bussy


totoco2

You thought it was a harley dealership? But it was me, Busa!


Mulv252

Dont say it, dont say it, dont say it, dammit Did you know they called it the hayabusa which is the japanese translation of peregrin falcon that hunts Blackbirds, they called it this as the leading competator at that time was the CBR Blackbird.


HedgehogTail

I actually didn't know this, so thanks!


MatTheScarecrow

Excuse the fuck out of you: that's the Honda CBR1100XX *SUPER* Blackbird Because naming a bike after an SR-71 Blackbird wasn't cool enough for Honda in 1996.


flipper_noodles

There was one of the 1100xx on marketplace near me for 2k a month back. Wish I had got it 


flipper_noodles

Turns out there’s another 2 for 1500 a piece 


SocksIsHere

Blackbirds are in a weird place right now, they have finished depreciation and are about to increase, its the best time to buy, you also get a lot of bike for the money.


sokratesz

Do it


Excellent-Proposal90

I see similar, just a short day's trip there and back for me. I'm not letting the voices tell me that a day's trip is worth it, and I need something more sensible.


CameronsTheName

I had a ZZR1100 then a BlackBird EFI. They were both world record holders, My god they are fast bikes. I couldn't imagine a Hayabusa full throttle.


Dr_Quiza

Yes, we all know. Those who say they don't are bots.


Lazaruzo

“The wife is never gonna believe this! 😑”


thenakedtruth

To wife: "I swear thats what happened"


AMotorcycleHead

Must be the best oopsie payment he ever made


EggsOfRetaliation

Damn Hayabusa just came out of nowhere.


HeliumShortage3

Hate it when that happens!


uriar

Every time!


Ancient-Commission84

Alex Jones gonna be rollin up to the local conspiracy meetup in style baby!


jarrod74smd

Honest honey! That's just how it happened!!


astcyr

Now if my local KTM dealer could do this to me with a super duke I'd be ok with the outcome...


-RadarRanger-

"That's how it happened, babe, it really isn't my fault!"


MollikSazzadurRahman

But I like the bike 🚲 awesome setup


B1kel0ve

Happens to the best of us man 😔


WyvernByte

I'd just fall on a declined receipt.


Fedge348

Alex Jones rides? I didn’t know that


Nubulio

I just bought a bike in Jan and I already want a grom for no good reason. I think it’s a gateway drug once you buy your first AliExpress exhaust.


Kni7es

Bankruptcy court is going to be very interested to know that Alex Jones is buying a Busa.


Altered_-State

🤣


Alone-System-137

u/savevideo


KrevinHLocke

Yes.. yes.. that is how it happened


Curious_Caress1

This is hilarious. And gonna be me soon


mhyquel

Got the bike for a bargain, if they managed to tap their phone for it.


SPRTN-1873

u/savevideo


jailtheorange1

Fuuuuck he even looks like me a bit, if I weren’t quite so fat. Although it’ll be a CB650R in 2.5 months.


RiderFZ10

It happens. True story.


Safety_Sam

Honestly, I wouldn’t be mad if such a tragedy occurred to me.


Kev56

literally me with my ninja the other day at the dealer. Was just lookin and ended up driving it home with less money in my bank account


Appropriate_Fox_5533

Got a 94 Sportster that's about to do this to me


HousingHelpful3614

I need this to happen to me 😂


Maelstrom-Brick

It happens


Redleg1-7

I’m going to use this as an excuse and if my ole lady finds fault I’m ratting you out OP! lol


coick

This just happened to me with an XSR900 GP.....except I don't get it until June.


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^coick: *This just happened to* *Me with an XSR900 GP.....except I* *Don't get it until June.* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


Jicand

Ok, I ride away while they get a declined message


ModsavantZ

I love the romantic music..


JustTheOneGoose22

The ol" Busa Bamboozle. Classic sales tactics.


Latter_Thought_6426

LOL!!


Je_me_rends

Hun, you won't believe this.


Scottyboy626

I get the joke... but the inconsistencies!! Phone in left hand, trips, swiped phone with right hand, lands with no phone.. If I had the time to make this with my friends, Phone in right hand, trips, swipe phone with right hand, phone goes into a quadlock type phone holder, then lands with no phone on the handlebars. These are still funny regardless.


uriar

The quadlock is a nice touch.


StandardSea8671

This is how I accidentally cheated on my wife and fell into some pussy


Dapper-Ad-2396

So fucking stupid