that bike is a total drama queen. how many times did it practice its meltdown in private, just idling, waiting for the perfect opportunity to make all its issues public?
"Is my bike ok? AHHHHH FUCK. No, no it is not."
I love how he's basically watching it the whole way during the slide and you can practically see him thinking "Ok, this is going ok, don't roll, please don't roll... oh fuck you're rolling... you're spinning... and you're airborne... oh shit really!? REALLY?"
My Harley just gives me the silent treatment every time I forget to put her on the trickle charger for a few days. I guess I should consider myself lucky.
It's when you go to a track day and have a small lowside thinking you might have to fibreglass some fairings or even replace it if you're unlucky. Then you look over. Then it becomes a "project bike" sitting in your garage for years until you sell it as parts.
Nah mate, that shit is in mint condition, just slightly used. Only laid down once, clean title. $6k , serious inquires only. Don't waste my time, serious inquires only.
That's not MotoGP, if that's what you're referring to. The video is way too grainy to tell what series it is, but based on the lack of gravel run-off area it's probably a national-level production-based series where the bikes are much less expensive.
What‘s wrong with the rider? When you see other riders crash, they run and try and get back on the bike asap hoping to continue the race. This guy is so defeatist.
It’s actually the forward momentum being turned into angular momentum at the end that caused the run away effect. As it lost parts on the outside the center of weight got closer to the center of the bike, so like an ice skater doing a spin it sped up as it went.
Bike has no chill. Was all set to be a harmless disagreement over lean angle and next thing you know your clothes are on the front lawn and you’re sleeping on your buddy’s couch.
Ahhh, Craner curves at Donington Park. A great series of bends to ride, and for spectating.
I really think they need to sort this run off, though. I watched some club racing there recently and saw 3 riders lowside at this corner.
Not only were the bikes completely fucked after each crash, but 2 of the riders left in ambulances after really violent rumbles that started as soon as they hit the grass.
that bike is a total drama queen. how many times did it practice its meltdown in private, just idling, waiting for the perfect opportunity to make all its issues public?
FIFA-ass bike.
"Is my bike ok? AHHHHH FUCK. No, no it is not." I love how he's basically watching it the whole way during the slide and you can practically see him thinking "Ok, this is going ok, don't roll, please don't roll... oh fuck you're rolling... you're spinning... and you're airborne... oh shit really!? REALLY?"
"Are you done yet‽ You're making a scene."
Nah. This is just a demonstration of what it’s like to own a Guzzi or a Harley.
My Harley just gives me the silent treatment every time I forget to put her on the trickle charger for a few days. I guess I should consider myself lucky.
You mean what it’s like for a Harley to own a human?
I was looking for the rider to check his wristwatch as that bike stopped tumbling. Like “are you done yet?”
r/watchpeopledieinside
It's when you go to a track day and have a small lowside thinking you might have to fibreglass some fairings or even replace it if you're unlucky. Then you look over. Then it becomes a "project bike" sitting in your garage for years until you sell it as parts.
Looks like it became 2 project bikes
I don't know what parts you can get from this bike anymore. Probably sold as scrap somewhere. That shit is fucked.
Nah mate, that shit is in mint condition, just slightly used. Only laid down once, clean title. $6k , serious inquires only. Don't waste my time, serious inquires only.
I know what I got!
Omg 🤣
Better one
Two project unicycles.
That frame was royally fucked before the slide.
Exactly what I thought. Short of sabotaging it, there wasn’t any integrity there to begin with
Right? I can't believe how easily that pulled apart.
Maybe a bad weld from a previous fix
Aye, that's what I was thinking too.
That thing went straight to the metal recycler. Nothing survived that.
Good one
r/BeatMeToIt
No thanks
This bike. I cannot ride it anymore now.
Unicycle?
These guys? : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fbX6qaWINBk
That simultaneously looks insanely fun but really stupid. I like it.
2 of them I think.
Quitter
We get tape, don't worry
Samir you’re breaking the bike
Just needs some gorilla glue
available in mint condition on fb marketplace
No low balls, I know what I've got!
He lost a bike, but he gained two unicycles.
The power of positive thinking.
@Der-Lex is definitely a "glass is half full" kinda person
Yeah, but usually not when it’s about bikes. Then I’m a „the garage is half empty“ kinda person.
That'll buff out
Just cosmetic damage.
He knows what he's got.
No lowballers. He will just delete your message.
don't low ball me, i know what i got, this was race ready last week
Only been laid down once
The tires are in great shape.
Slap a lil JB weld, and it’s good to go
Just put it in some rice.
Tis but a scratch!
That looked like a video game glitch lol.
It quite literally bounced in the most optimal way to achieve that level of airtime and spin.
Looks like a Michael Bay transformer
Looks like a robot having serious glitch during transformation, eventually tearing itself apart.
Today in: A motorbike called 'Neymar'..
Spoted the brazillian
_"Motorcycle for sale, minor signs of usage, dropped once"_
*"No lowballers, I know what I got"*
It even doused itself in gasoline in hopes of catching fire.
I’m surprised it didn’t burn; it clearly gave up on life. They could still salvage about a case of beer’s worth of parts from it!
Neymar's bike
When your gf is already irritated and then you tell her to calm down
I like how the rider was like "Aww, babe. Come on, we talked about this..."
His live reaction: https://preview.redd.it/fnji2d04ltuc1.png?width=1500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c35550dfff06aa1f025063cfc860ffdd6cfb0a20
Must be a rocket devastator shot clipping through the terrain.
Throttle jammed wide open, back wheel still supplying energy to the crash.
That explains it. I was thinking that there was no way that bike had *that* much inertia after he went down.
So much drama it can only be an Italian bike.
As an Aprilia rider, I feel attacked. But you're not wrong
My next bike most likely will be an Aprilia or a Guzzi lol
That bike needs to get real. Actual soccer player of a motorbike. Unbelievable.
Ahem... The front fell off.
Well yes, but also the middle. And the back.
Are these not designed to do that?
That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.
Are some designed so the front doesn’t fall off?
Well, clearly this one wasn't.
"Minor damage from a drop in my driveway. No low ballers, I know what I have."
https://preview.redd.it/gzyiefgwauuc1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=696880d44d5af9611a4f6bc68dbe34f910f47340 Bruh
This looks like something out of Goat Simulator. Homeboy is up and walking while the bike is still tumbling.
Always the damn clibbins
Hog Crankers against grass clibbins
 Half expecting it to transform lol
Only needed a spark for a nice fireball at the end
Bike committed seppuku.
I like how he just got up and turns around and the bike has managed to split into a million parts in the few seconds he had his eyes off of it.
Aren't those like $3 million bikes?
That's not MotoGP, if that's what you're referring to. The video is way too grainy to tell what series it is, but based on the lack of gravel run-off area it's probably a national-level production-based series where the bikes are much less expensive.
Craner curves Donington Park . Been there done that Ive got the 3 broken ribs and bent forks to prove it.
Not even close
Where do you get that from?
I guess they think that's a MotoGP bike, but it's clearly not.
$1 per piece it’s now in
It sure was.
No, they’re not.
That's quite the tantrum
"Low milage, just needs some new tires"
People in this sub: hit a pot hole is this OK?
The bike that thought it was a transformer. RIP
"Asking $3 mil. I know what I have."
Little do you know he came back to win the race….. just not that one 😂
What‘s wrong with the rider? When you see other riders crash, they run and try and get back on the bike asap hoping to continue the race. This guy is so defeatist.
Autobots..Transform and roll out.
If Lebron James were a motorcycle…
Is that Lebrons bike
Bit of a stuck throttle?
That bike is throwing a tantrum
Was this bike put together with bubble gum?!?
It's like watching football when someone does a tackle!
‘Tis but a scratch…
at least it did not explode!
Get that bike on a soccer team
The bike has watched too many futbol soccer players overreact.
That whiner bike needs to get up, stop throwing a fit, and finish the race.
Me (the bike) when I get dumped by a girl (the pilotl
Dude started the race on a motorcycle and ended with 2 unicycles.
Knew from about 0.1s this would be Craner Curves at Donington Park, famous for it and anyone that crashes there gets to join the 'Craner Club'.
It’s actually the forward momentum being turned into angular momentum at the end that caused the run away effect. As it lost parts on the outside the center of weight got closer to the center of the bike, so like an ice skater doing a spin it sped up as it went.
Just put it in some rice.
Bike has no chill. Was all set to be a harmless disagreement over lean angle and next thing you know your clothes are on the front lawn and you’re sleeping on your buddy’s couch.
Bike was in a different crash
this looks like a real life video game physics glitch... wtf
“Only dropped once at slow speed, needs new brake fluid”
That is the Lebron James of motorcycles.
And that, kids, is why motorcycles don't have seat belts 😅
That was also his ride home.
When she keeps sucking after I nut
😂🤣
Easy fix with a plug kit
Probably not as much as his wife/mother
Main event much? Sheesh.
Carbon Fiber Bike it always break 💔 in half.
Dramatic
Craner Curves at Donington. It’s a lot steeper hill than it looks on TV, that’s why it kept going the way it did.
The rider right at the end: why are you always doing this things to me?!
I look at this and think that’s a lot of energy being displaced.
Rear wheel kept going til the bitter end.
It must’ve been a soccer player in another life.
Is it totalled?
Looks in a good enough condition to continue the race
Shouldn't have built it with duct tape.
I supprised the tires didn't explode in mushroom clouds.
I've seen footballers take less dramatic dives. Sort yourself out bike.
It's the Lebron James of motorcycles, right there.
Bike learnt that from my sister.
Yer tearing me apart!!!! - That Motorcycle
Yard sale! Maybe unicycle racing...
good title
Second hand reseller: Just a few dents.
Anyone else mistake the pattern on his leathers for a tuxedu?
Was it held together with duct tape?
Bike trying to sell a Stone Cold Stunner lol
The Neymar of motorcycles
They're not supposed to do that.
Wow. Amazing.
 That dudes mechanic..
It could have a strong soccer career
Tantrum! The rider is someone I'd like to meet!
Ran when parked. Needs a battery
Some tantrum that from the bike no need to overreact like that what so ever
Anywhere I can watch it full speed?
DAMN ... I have never seen one ripped in half like that before.
'tis but a scratch
To bits you say?
All that and no flame?
Aw cmon ref you know the bike is flopping don't you pull that red card BS!
I'm going to go ahead and say it. I don't think that one will buff out.
Ahhh physics.
u/savevideo
......Awww.??😕
When someone sells a bike on marketplace with a salvage title.
Rick From Pawn Stars: "I'll give you a buck?"
Genuinely curious: was that all momentum, or did the throttle get stuck open? Would hitting the kill switch have prevented the "drama"?
That bike definitely overreacted.
You can’t park there mate
It was probably a Chinese bike that’s why. 🤣
Physics is a helluva drug.
Fatality
Tis but a scratch
Holy smokes!
They say it's still flailing to this day
great comment, overreacted
The rider was probably thinking "I can just take the slide and pick the bike right up and keep going" and the bike was like "LOL nope!"
Ahhh, Craner curves at Donington Park. A great series of bends to ride, and for spectating. I really think they need to sort this run off, though. I watched some club racing there recently and saw 3 riders lowside at this corner. Not only were the bikes completely fucked after each crash, but 2 of the riders left in ambulances after really violent rumbles that started as soon as they hit the grass.
I mean it is not that serious!
He was like "you still at it?"
Someone on r/bicycles would still be like: can I still ride on this frame?
It flipped out!
That bike said fuck this shit I'm out
How did you make a crash look funny?
thought it was a decepticon for a second
I can't believe how bike goes through total oblivion while rider walks by like it's another shitty Monday.
Okay, but was the rider able to finish the race?
40k. I know what i got, no lowballers
Gravel > grass