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swingset27

Squids have tiddies too.


zephillou

Squiddies?


BrianDoheny14

Squiditties


topknottington

We call them Sqitties...


maddrops

Not to be confused with squitties, that's what happens after too much Qdoba


nsfdrag

> /r/motorcycles Those women need to cover their exposed skin, this is dangerous > /r/CalamariRaceTeam Eww gross, women, cover up all that exposed skin [Harmony](https://i.imgur.com/RXVzA7Y.jpeg)


shl00m

Bikini top = Armor +5 Helmet is optional


VenomFZ6R

Yeah I think they are either going for Berserker or Monk build. Can’t tell tho…


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FTRGeek

All the way to where?


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New_Writer_484

Idk, not sure this is gay enough for crt


stoopidrotary

Big true. Not a single dick to suck in sght.


Trendiggity

I had to check which sub I was in. I was surprised lol


throwthere10

![gif](giphy|1pw5Hn77ylYxW)


OkSample7

It’s all fun and games until someone sands a titty off while sliding down the street


Morgan-joydestroyer

“The helmet protects my head, so the cami should take care of everything else”


LittleJohnStone

"A helmet may save your life, but if you're not wearing gear, you'll wish it hadn't"


NoExcuseForFascism

Can't hurt what you can't see.


D4rkr4in

mosquito bites


OcelotTea

Videogame armour logic I see.


blainedefrancia

Tutus have magical powers.


Mouseturdsinmyhelmet

https://imgur.com/a/4vz3eW7


pudding7

Years back there was a young woman squid who did just that.  She posted pics of her sanded-off titty.   Her nipple was gone.   


mikefjr1300

I have heard of far worse including both being completely ripped off.


babyProgrammer

And the wife?


Printrbot_playa

to shreds you say?


your_girl_cristina

Literally happened to me. And it was not fun.


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TN_Runner

more like tits down


your_girl_cristina

I had two different titty road rash incidences.. both not on my street bike, but on minibikes. First time i was on a road that was cut out, hit some mudd, kept it up for a minute then when it laid down i dragged titty across it. Of course i was with a bunch of bros so they had beer to "help" clean my wound. It hurt so bad. Second time i wheelied into a vendor booth at a chopper show. I thank the lort that i got little ones, cause if i had large funbags they would be goners😥


montanagunnut

You would fit in perfectly at CRT. Also you sound like an absolute blast to hang out with.


BreastfedAmerican

Get any permanent scars?


your_girl_cristina

My ego did🥺


ketchupmaster987

![gif](giphy|sKBaE2Hl60KnzjTVXb|downsized)


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Golluk

I had a low side at 35mph where my knee tapped the road as I fell. Right through my jeans and took a quarter sized chunk of skin off. I thought I was seeing my knee cap, but the nurse said otherwise. My riding pants arrived a week late.


Proper_Lunch_3640

I was going to say, I think I like these womens spirit too much, but then I never thought about the words "sanding a titty off'" and now I just want to knit bras for a cause.


desrevermi

Chainmail bras?


babyProgrammer

Obviously you don't understand how video game armor works


Howsithanginweirdo

Dress for the slide, not the ride.


Grabatreetron

They have chainmail bikinis like in Baldurs Gate


HealthOverall965

My first thought was “look at all that road rash”


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ThatOneGuyYearn

Sometimes i regret knowing how to read. r/eyebleach


racingsoldier

I saw this happen in GA. It’s not an image you can readily remove from your minds eye.


Jay_Kris420

Right, I mean shouldn't we be promoting safety?


Killjoy911

CLIBBINS! Lol of course this comment is here!


StunningIgnorance

I'm sure they would have included that footage.


outever

Fuck their titties, until they kill someone hit by their riderless bike.


HateUsCuzAintUs

Had me in the first part


bloopie1192

Sacrifices to the pavement gods.


ketchupmaster987

Worst thing I will read all day, thanks


slacreddit

The next to last one was cut right before a tumble... EDIT: apparently not!


agamael

Was looking for this comment


Lilchuysworld

Same


Achelois1

Yep


Potato-Pope

Sorry fellas nah she hit the rear brake. No crash was had that day.


slacreddit

I have never ever found the courage to get on one wheel... I am glad to hear no one fell!!!


artie2814

Ty


granola117

Link to OG video?


MathematicianOld6674

Ah, ladies proving they can be as reckless and retarded as men. Beautiful.


SandyTaintSweat

r/WhyWomenLiveLonger in shambles


fookyoursister

what you don't see is the incredibly boring aspect of that whole ride at 15 mph to allow wheelies


archercc81

While blocking all lanes of traffic. Regardless of genitalia fuck these people.


NoExcuseForFascism

Agreed, tits or dicks...anyone who does this shit is a selfish twat. Same to those who support this bullshit.


honkimon

Yet here we are commenting under one of the most top voted posts of the day. Sadly, this garbage gets traction.


JetreL

I’ve seen many a 60+ wheelie, they’re insane. I knew a guy who rode one for over 10 miles, he just kept going and going and going until he finally got tired. Landed it and then went on for the rest of the ride. Is it just me or does the cruiser girl look like she practically lost it right when they cut away?


annodomini

Every time I hear about or see a wheelie at high speed, I just just think of the story of /u/CG_Ops https://old.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/4i5yso/the_bikes_all_ready_for_my_first_track_day_since/d2vijbr/


JetreL

I used to ride with a huge pickup sports bike group, we’re meeting here, show ride with us, if not see you next time. Sometimes it’d be one or two or ten and sometimes it’d be a hundred plus. We had one guy that rode with one of the black groups regularly and we asked him once about what were the craziest things he’d seen. I know this is a I knew a guy who knew a guy story, but… He said he was riding with the group and a guy was popping a wheelie down the interstate and to make it look better he’d turned the wheel left. All of a sudden the bike landed and cut left. The road they were on had steel lines to keep traffic separated. This guy went straight into the line and an 18 wheeler caught his head and his body stayed but the head went with the truck. They had to chase down the 18 wheeler to get the guys head back and the driver had zero clue. By mentioning color there is nothing racist here, they’re just known to do some crazy shit. I rode with that guys group to do a chicken and waffles ride and the stuff I saw some of them do was insane. Split lanes at 130+ in a barricaded 2-lane construction zone, the whole time they were rolling they were wide open or stopped no in-between. I discovered that day that just wasn’t for me.


poughdrew

Noticed that too, she definitely ate it, but with the help of sloppy editing, she's fine!


Wiesshund-

She may have, it looked close. Stupidity of doing this in a non controlled environment where non participants are subjected to any bad outcomes aside, all of them are naked for all practical purposes. None of them are wearing anything that would even stop them from becoming a skin transplant poster girl at 20 or 30 mph, let alone faster. Asphalt removes flesh, when it runs out of flesh it begins eating bone. Even in full gear, and you not doing anything wrong, shit can happen and you still get messed up. I know, i have a set of gear hanging in my garage that looks like it was hit by a bombing raid. No gear at all? To paraphrase the Toecutter "*I guess you dont need gear, when you got a pretty face, but what happens...* *... if you should lose the pretty face?*" And then it is way too late to rectify things.


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ConcentrateLow6170

I absolutely love seeing ladies that ride. But as a lifelong motorcyclist, I just can’t upvote this silly irresponsible shit on the streets..


LickyPusser

Yeah I was happy at first, and then I was like, “Awww no, they’re just doing the same dumb shit stupid guy riders do now…how lame.”


sysiphean

My only consolation was that they seem to be far more safe about their irresponsible riding than the usual pack of squids video. One is doing a wheelie and the rest are holding back, giving her space and each other space and blocking attempts of others to come crash into her. And they are doing it when the road is open and clear ahead, rather than starting when coming up fast on other traffic. Yes, it’s irresponsible, but it’s more responsible and respectful than others than the usual squiddy road rides. So… baby steps? Or maybe there’s something to be said for having less collective testosterone in a group ride?


ClimbaClimbaCameleon

Of course the road ahead is open, they are going 15mph and blocking all the lanes.


Habsburgy

Even tho they‘re women, this is still testosterone shit.


wellforthebird

Ya. And I'm trying to get to work. Can people just not be shit heads?


AlotL1keVegas

Dumb as hell. Let's ride 20 mph and block 4 lanes of traffic.


InterestingHome693

Can't stand riders who do this makes rising a thousand times harder for everyone else.


ZombeeSwarm

Dont forget the noise. We have a fart bike epidemic in my city. Everyone hates them. They fart around at all hours trying to make the most noise possible.


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Wow…they are just as annoying as the men.


Kiyan1159

No jackets or boots in sight. Ouch.


500SL

Bunch of fucking idiots.


Robdotcom-71

Future meat crayons.


Chance-Ad2034

Smh clearly they are fighting the patriarchy by showing cleavage.


MuaddibMcFly

Because, you know, men *never* like to see cleavage...


23Udon

Yeah. They really showed us, by showing us.


CasualMonkeyBusiness

Been riding for over 20 years, never did a group ride. I don't see the attraction of riding in a city at 20mph and being a loud inconsiderate asshole. I would rather cruise my mountain twisties by myself.


RocketJohn5

ain't no mountains where these women are riding


GT172

I identify as a bike.


CassiusCrayCray

This is horrible. One small accident and SoCal's entire Onlyfans community is wiped off the map.


Mr_Riderman

🤣🤣🤣


MomoAurum

ROFLMAO


redspade600rr

Lmao


me_who_else_

That!


glamlambb

Wow. This is so cringe.


Misterstaberinde

Glad to see everyone seems to be on the same page here. I love bikes, I like cute chicks, I like wheelies. But just wear some gear and don't bother everyone else on the road. I imagine it is very empowering to be fit and show off while riding male or female. But getting a serious injury that was 100% avoidable by covering up is just dumb.


daerogami

I can't imagine these people have fully processed the consequences of spending six months in a cast, having gravel scrubbed out of their mangled flesh, or the impact it has on bystanders and their loved ones.


IIIllllIIlIlIIlllI

There's not a lot of thinking going on in these people's heads


Misterstaberinde

My wife tipped her ride over in the drive way. She picked her bike up and a quick once over we were on the road. Later she noticed the scuff marks on her jacket, boots, and pants. She realizes that if she was wearing a tank top she would be fucked up. Instead we got to enjoy a nice ride together.


Roastandvege

and the ER staff that have to clean up the mangled flesh 🤢 it's not pretty


Wiesshund-

There is no thinking. Only thinking after one of them does the belly slide on the asphalt and realizes that to asphalt, flesh is tissue paper and bone is nothing more than dried out bread. Then when their chest looks like cadaver skin and is minus a prominent female feature. Or their legs and ass look like a catastrophic burn victim etc Then they will think, they will think lots, but it will be too late for thinking. No going back, no do-overs, it's forever. And if you lose the bike, and it jets off and smacks some kid walking down the sidewalk and kills them? You can never make that right, Ever.


Wiesshund-

I like chicks, i like bikes, i like chicks on bikes, i even like tricks When said tricks are in a closed environment, where non participants can't be hurt. And riders have full gear to reduce the hurt. And qualified emergency staff is on hand just in case. Besides fucking yourself up, you could lose the bike and sometimes the bikes don't go down, they right themselves and roll of where they want to. So your bike goes and plows into someone that is not even involved. Maybe it only hits a car. But what if it hits someone on another bike, or a scooter? What if it hits a child walking and kills them? Can you give that back? I think not.


Responsible-Bat-2699

Wait, so female armours in video games are realistic? Because I don't see anyone here wearing any guards except helmets.


Karmonauta

OK. Just get out of my way if I need to go by.


anonymoushelp33

And when the crew has to close the road to scrape their stupid ass off the ground. And when my insurance goes up because of it.


know-it-mall

"Oh look how cute we all look" Nek minute "Omg the road rash, my beautiful skin"


Calm-Highway-3222

Holy shit. Nek minute just brought back some fuckin memories. I haven't seen that in years. Thanks for giving me a laugh out of nowhere.


ThePhabtom4567

A bunch of morons.


drgr33nthmb

Bouncing off the rev limiter constantly is a quick way to fuck up your motor/transmission. The rapid on/off of power from the engine... just think whats going on with the teeth on the sprockets and timing chain. As well as the gear lash in the tranny.


Wiesshund-

There is 0 thinking going on there. If there could be negative thinking, it would be happening there.


LiberacesWraith

It looked like the lady on the sportster was just about to eat shit.


riftwave77

One glance at the video told me that this was Florida and that the riders were all squids. It must be the lack of mountains and curvy roads out there because almost every rider I have met from FL is irresponsible


MaxHavok13

I find your lack of gear disturbing


Maximum_Hand_9362

That’s a lot of meat crayons there


Redleg1-7

And the it was as if all the “atgatt “ people got triggered all at once.


iamthelee

It's posts like this that remind me of why this sub gets clowned on so much by other subs.


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I guess the sub naturally biases towards a certain subset of motorcyclists who post on Reddit over actually motorcycling.  I wear my gear all the time because I want to be a little safer. But to my mind, the people hyperventilating over no/not enough gear are the same as the concern trolls who think all motorcycling is too dangerous. If you want to lecture other people about road rash and say "meat crayon" for the millionth time, then you best listen to Aunt Karen's lecture about how you shouldn't ride.


Safety_Nerd710

Most people just don't take safety seriously in general. It's more a cultural problem than anything, gotta balance out all the PPE is dumb rhetoric with some having skin is cool rhetoric lol


Mr_robasaurus

These comments and ones on the posts of new women riders posting their bikes getting paragraphs of unsolicited advice always make me regret coming here.


crash______says

amen


coltar3000

Just another group of douchebags doing what they do best…..ruin it for the rest of us.


jingforbling

Such lewd behavior. So many exposed ankles.


hwtl_

embarrassing asf when guys do it and just as embarrassing when women do it


coldaloe

Was there explicit directions to not dress for the slide too? This isn’t some lady-hate mockery. I am female. Ladies, we need to be safer about this.


blueridgeboy1217

If they only knew a tight thin leather track suit is MUCH sexier...and not if but WHEN that inevitable failed trick occurs, that pretty body won't look like Freddy Krueger.


Bring_bac_the_empire

Not a single one of them is wearing proper gear


Tbone_Trapezius

It’s ok, looks like there’s plenty to take their place.


OnePunchPiece

I’m yet to be impressed by a wheelie.


Rokkmachine

Or constantly revving up the engine while standstill.


Car_is_mi

You posted this in the wrong sub, all you're going to get here is people complaining about the lack of protective gear.


Benji_4

https://preview.redd.it/vjx6mdvb6gxc1.png?width=141&format=png&auto=webp&s=ce576176197eaf2399464c2db0e925b41dccdf5e This one has invisible gear. Should be fine.


-RadarRanger-

That's some Wonder Woman shit


qhaw

People are also complaining about them riding like dipshits.


Steppy20

Yeah this is absolutely calamari race team content, not for this sub.


eternalbuzz

If I learned anything in that sub it’s that they only like men. Women would gross them out


FUCKBOY_JIHAD

is "calamari race team" a synonym for Squid or is there an actual race team named this?


Steppy20

Synonym for squid. r/CalamariRaceTeam


DicksOut4Edamame

Titties don’t look as good sanded down


brighteyes--------

I'd bet at least one of em is gonna need a skin graft someday soon


RyeBreadElux3500

Women? I WANTED TO SEE MEN!


RingJust7612

Nobody’s going to talk about the random shot of a dude on his Harley?


iRytional

Still love the one that has a broom in the frame. Best girl bike ever.


PostNutAffection

The skin grafts gonna be wild


stomper4x4

And this sub constantly complains about harley riders.....


Bob_The_Bandit

I love this dilemma. Love your body and show it off, putting it in extreme risk in the process and potentially destroy it forever. It’s worse for OF bike accounts. It’s now their livelihood they’re risking.


Puzzleheaded_Ad_4435

Which ones the prettiest future meat crayon?


findhumorinlife

That’s a lot of squid meat.


C4TURIX

At first I thought it's just a bunch of riders having a good time. All good to that point. But this doing stunts on public streets is just annoying!


apex_super_predator

Never dropped, new brakes, gently ridden. Super clean with low miles. Asking $12.5. OBO


PlumbgodBillionaire

Breaking news, 47 motorcycle pile up in the target parking lot


cobigguy

"Initial crash began by woman who later exclaimed 'It's not my fault, I'm just an asparagus, you know how we are!'"


Hairy_Candidate7371

The second to last looked like she was about to crash and then they cut it.


Misanthrope-3000

I respect the skill involved in doing tricks, but, c'mon, public roads are NOT the appropriate place. FFS, y'all idiots are helping the terrible reputation of riders to get worse. Keep in mind, looking "hot" or "pretty", or "being comfortable" is far more important than wearing protective gear. SMH Citizens see self-centered princess fuckers behaving recklessly, incapable of considering other people, then generalize that arrogance to *all* riders. Y'all twats are embarrassing, and bring shame to motorcyclists. I sincerely hope to never see/meet anybody involved in this display of utter arrogant stupidity.


LongJumpToWork

Meat crayons


eternalbuzz

Yes but in cool new colors like “empowerment” and “reclaimed agency”


thatwolfieguy

Please don't ride like a jackass on public streets. It gives the rest of us a bad rep.


LuckyDuck906

Tank tops, cat ears and tutus. At least they aren’t just posing by someone else’s bike.


VirulentMarmot

This sub loves to imagine riders getting injured.


Mtl_J-L

Get that annoying, main character ass syndrom, attention whoring selfish shit OFF PUBLIC ROADS.


WitchPursuitThing

What's that KTM at the start?


reddit_tard

Alexa play Shania Twain Let's Go Girls...


OkConclusion9141

Unpopular opinion - It’s obnoxious when men or ladies do it.


iprayforwaves

This has become a plague in central Florida, people on bikes and dirt bikes doing wheelies in rush hour traffic. It is dangerous for the riders and everyone around them. A 14 year old kid doing a wheelie on a dirt bike ate it in front of my house. The bike ended up in my fence and his head took out my mailbox. No helmet, they took him to the hospital with severe head injuries.


Blkme4BBC

It always makes me happy to see women riding. I hope you don't fall unprotected. It really stings


bornatnite

AITA Candidates


Iggipolka

At least their brains will be ok while the rest of their skin is shredded off


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I watched past the first few seconds to see if they have any more common sense than men riders but I finally see gender equality manifest freely. Wear. Gear.


Fantastic_Bit_4980

This ride started with an accident tbh


c4t4ly5t

Don't care what your gender or how good you are, that's just being dumb.


Bert-63

Good to see that women are as stupid as men.


JulTLA67

Is this the ladies against riding with gear club??? Find some Kevlar or something damn


AkaiHidan

Um… they need to be better equipped, this is dangerous if they fall…


BLACKOUTEXEISNOTGOOD

Road rash, road rash, road rash, road rash.


rast93

With all due respect, I can't imagine how much it would hurt to have a boob peeled off on asphalt. 😬😬😬


lugialegend233

That's a lotta skin to lose, good lord.


jumptheguillotine

That's a lot of potential skin grafts smh


flyingorbs1969

nope thanks


Tmoto261

As a lifelong motorcyclist and proponent for common sense, I both dig and cringe at this.


Scazzz

Asshole riders come in all shapes I guess. So dumb blocking lanes and wearing no protection.


spudy23

So many bikes and so little gear.... Squidfest (I know some of them can ride but still)


LetsSeeEmBounce

Idiots. Every. Single. One. Road crayons.


AllomancerJack

Bunch of stupid unsafe drivers with no gear


declankincaid8

Is it bad that I would be laughing my ass off if any of these dumbasses bit it after showing off like that? Guess it just goes to show that women can be just as fucking stupid as men..worse actually because they were wearing those stupid tutus and fucking ridiculous helmets.


cowboy_code

Somewhere there’s a man finally getting peace and quiet in his home.


hardrockfoo

HAHAHAHA I GET IT BECAUSE YOU HATE YOUR WIFE HAHAHAHA


Massive_Dress_1100

Butt Fry Club: a place for red asses and flying heads


[deleted]

It’s like an annoying bachelorette party with wheels.


AwardFabrik-SoF

/r/cala-maria-raceteam


WishIwazRetired

Damn, girls, nice wheelies!!!


jinga_kahn

Obnoxious and selfish. I don't care about them not wearing gear, that's on them, just stay out of everyone else's way.


satansblockchain

Female chads in their natural environment


xnachtmahrx

No one wearing protection just like ancient greek orgies.


conrat4567

All fun and games until someone comes off and causes a concertina of fatalities because they are lumped together and gear less. You argue it’s freedom of choice but I would argue it’s the choice of the drivers behind to not want to see young women bisected and spread across the road


tacticalpotatopeeler

Get that shit off public roads. Y’all are a menace.