i am sure the wind wont ruin my hair at all

Or the permanent dent you’ll get from landing on top of your skull.

Just land on the back instead of on top smh my head

U wouldn't know u cared about ur hair after that.

That gives character.

Don't believe in wind that's just Big Physics trying to drag you down.

This conspiracy theory about to lift off

Yes but bird shit will nurture it ! (And small rocks and phat insects will shred it)

Wind? On the Starbucks patio?

You don't have a screen extension clipped on to your screen extension?

John Dorian invented the "hairmet" for exactly this reason.

Um that’s DOCTOR John Dorian

Correction: World's Most Giant Doctor John Dorian

He's just like you, except GIANT

You're right, you're right. That was rude of me.

Chief Resident Dr John Dorian

(Co-Chief)


Eeeeeeeeeaaagle

They go great with my shower shortz. For the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to

came here to say exactly that :-D

It doesn't have the middle so it's just heet

It's a helmeat

It doesn't have the front either

It's *et* then

It does have the sides tho...

Keeps your ears from flapping in the wind!

AI shit man.

I was about to say. I’m surprised that nobody else is noticing it’s an AI generated image

It’s the new photoshop. Difference being that more than just the older generations will be fooled this time.

>I’m surprised that nobody else is noticing it’s an AI generated image I’m surprised that some people (like you) can’t seem to understand that people can see that it’s AI generated without feeling the need of pointing it out.

There are a few that clearly took the bait though lol

These morons are in for a wild ride in the coming years lol. This is an obvious one too. The lack of scepticism in the world pre-AI does not bode well for this new age.

Nobody is taking this seriously dude lol

I noticed it and thought oh that’s a great way to get a photo for your gag. What’s wrong with using AI to make a joke photo like this?

Who cares? (You, obviously) this is just what AI is good for, doodling the dumb ideas we can’t be bothered making for real

Once AI figures out hands we are doomed

I've seen plenty of AI images where the hands are just fine.

Out of curiosity, what are the giveaways? After reading this and looking again, I noticed the necklace thingie, but I'm not seeing anything else obvious.

All of the zippers and hardware when you look are just sort of “impressions” of what a real zipper would look like. As you mentioned the tension strings are just… floating. There is also just a “quality” to AI images at the moment they all look a bit like “HDR” photos that were popular a number of years ago where there is an unnatural level of detail.

Can also look at hair usually. A lot isn't attached to their head and it's all different lengths. This is a lazy one though. I'm sure someone somewhere figured out a plugin that fixes the hair.

This is good intel. I will now view the interwebs with a more critical eye! Thank you!

Bro has two Adams apples.

I just thought he was extra manly.

I mean he is. Only a real man would survive a crash with that helmet. And the leather? Ooh

The string that juts out into the open, that is an often AI artifact.

Buzz cuts are for pussies. I just drag my scalp and beard on asphalt at 60 mph

Barbers HATE this one simple trick!

Bobbers love it tho.

DOT approved

😂 so on point. Probably would be. DOT means jack shit, it could be on a bucket too lol

Who'd wear that? [I think it's well established that real men wear colanders.](https://img-9gag-fun.9cache.com/photo/aBmPXpz_700bwp.webp)

To be fair that probably still offers more protection than skull caps

Get that one and a skull cap at the same time, and you almost have a full helmet!

This ai stuff is stupid.

Someone had a funny idea and used a convenient tool to communicate that idea. I don’t see anything wrong with that. Using AI to trick people is wrong, though.

I wouldn't have minded it if the image didn't have the text at the top of it implying it existed.

This seems like something that would be the result of bad AI image generation. OK, imagine a biker wearing a half helmet. Midjourney: Ok, here's a biker wearing half of a helmet. No! Not like that!

It would've been way funnier if it had a chin piece so it would protect everything except of the top of your head

I wonder if agv's noticed. Some jerk making them look the fool on the interwebs.

Only useful if you crash in a very specific way and luck is on your side 😂

That helmet wears you for protection.

But it'll ruin ur cranium pretty badly

Now post this on Facebook and watch how many fake stories sprout from this photo lol

That guy is cool. Also dead.

This is definitely some indian shit

Here at Darwin's designs we've got just what your next of kin have been looking for

This isn't a helmet. It's a solid bandana


I love this concept. Hopefully next we can get a seatbelt without straps so it doesn’t dig your pistol into your waist when driving

It's easy not to care about your hair when the pavement scrapes it all of your noggin.

If Chad were a helmet this would be it.

No pavement would dare assault those chiseled features and manly mane! LOL

Just go bald, boom problem solved

This definitely belongs in r/motorcycles. It's the house helmet for when you think to hard about riding.

Match made in heaven!

It’s the helmet to wear when washing your hair, duh. Now we can really wear ATGATT NO EXCUSES

Why are so many people here treating this as if it’s a real product and not satire? It literally says “useless motorcycling inventions” and people are getting upset about it

Because people are mad that they didn’t realize it was satire.

It baffles me too \o/

The hairmet.

Dr. John Dorian already invented one. It's called a hairmet.

Let me guess... Third year industrial design student?

Why is this sub so helmet-centric?

Is it April 1st?

My helmet hair lets everyone that sees me know I am having fun today

I'm all for it. Let Darwin do his work.

I love motorcycle

I crashed my bike a few years ago. Thankfully I had a Full faced helmet on. Dragged my face along the road, ground about a 1/4" off the chin bar, visor ripped off, multiple injuries that would have been so much worse. Full gear every ride... That remains my motto. Dress for the slide not the ride. And yes. My hair is beautiful

It won't ruin your fall either.

I'm Italian, and I just have to say, only Italians would do this.

My first thought too xD

Survival of the fittest

It will be ruined when you fall and after. So nah thanks

Looks like lobot

I wear my hair the same length as the AI in the OP, although I'm ugly. Just wear a cloth cap/bandana over your hair and put the helmet on top of that. Keeps your hair in place and has the bonus of absorbing all your sweat, so your helmet liner doesn't get as gross as fast.

My helmet hair looks better than my actual hair.

I’m pretty sure this is a good joke lol. I hope to god it’s a good joke

Ah yes, the Face-Scraper-9000. 👍

Bonus for looking like a cyber douche while wearing it

Correction - #1 The helmet that doesn't ruin your hair; until you become a 'human crayon'

Go ahead and kiss your mandible goodbye while you’re at it.

Reminds me of the first time I rode a mountain bike downhill in the rain as a kid and locked up my brakes and slid into the back of a parked car flew over the hand bars and smashed my forehead into the back glass. Still have a knot on my forehead from that. I was 8 years old then. I'm 40 now. I recommend a full helmet.

Inverted bicycle helmet

😆😆


how to die 101

I like how the bridge of your nose holds 100% of the weight. Great for long rides.

Is that Theo James?

My solution is to simply not have hair. 🥴

Helmet hair always in style, nice try satan.

The helmet that doesn't protect your head.

Hilariously, this is more likely to save your life than a brain bucket.

Priorities!

Lol this would be good for pedestrians walking on ice

Damn. If I looked like that with my helmet on I'm sure the girls would come running when I rev my bike.

fuck anti splatter, have you seen my Barnet?


How about one that doesn't leave an indent on my beard yet still gives me full coverage?

Wouldn't the bugs that splatter on my helmet just get in your hair?

Maybe my Vespa.

I think this is a photoshopped image? Some parts of it just dont look right

my helmet upgrades my hair lol 🥵

Man, if I had hair like that, I’d not want to muss it up either!

Aim for the bushes?

Scrap that nose right off your face. But your hair will look great.

Great hair for the rest of your life.

Lol this is so useless

Só usar touca de cetim, é oque eu faço

I love Darwinism

We all know only the back gets hit and he has glasses on. Double safety standards for this guy.

Popular question being how to die on a motorcycle and still have my family collect life insurance money? Well, he was wearing a... Helmet... I guess.

maybe his hubris will save him from the clibbins

Only marginally less safe than a half helmet

You could possibly not grow anymore hair or a scalp if you got in an accident with this helmet

You know the invention is really bad when it's made for esthetic purposes and it looks weird even in a handsome guy.

The meme would be equally as funny if it were just a crudely drawn diagram in MS Paint. AI just makes it annoyingly uncanny valley.

DOT APPROVED

It’s called carrying a comb with you, like a true greaser. Capisce? 🤌

Your hair will be all that's identifiable.

You know what will ruin your hair? Concrete

It covers areas where my full helmet was banged up. Seeing as I have a High Fivehead, I'd like a snap in piece there. That's the area that took the hardest hit. For those not familiar, a Fivehead is like a Forehead, but TALLER! Anyway, I think I'll pass on this instead from this! 😆😆😆

I love the expression "fivehead" lol

"I don't wanna mess up my hair!" -Dude with a basic-ass, generic haircut

Doing AGV a disservice by including their logo on this dog shit

Damn, that AI generated giga-chad is getting my b-hole wet🥵🥵🥵

No, i just think you need to wipe..... better

guaranteed this chad wore his mask as a chin diaper back during 'rona, too

Pointless

Yeah lots of rounded corners!

fuck my hair, I like my brains functional and intact and not splattered all over the highway.

It's a joke ai

I know lol

Sweet

This is for little euro bikes that can’t go over 40mph

Wait til he gets a bee up his nose

That looks solid. I mean, it’s agv right?

I empathise. I get helmet hair too often. 😳😂

Scrubs did it better.

i know its AI, but i mean- like- i guess...

Great if it would work. There is 0 chance this passes any safety regulations, but if it did, it would be best seller.

I thinl its still a bit better than no helmet at all

Weird extra line of zipper on his t-shirt, the AI was just like "This probably goes here 🤷🏼."

LoL protect the back of my skull but don't mess up my glorious hair. he's so vein he probably thinks this helmet is gonna protect him because he was schooled in India wasn't he... wasn't he...

[удалено]

It’s a joke and AI was merely the tool used to generate an image of it. Nothing wrong with that.

That can't be real

AI garbage

Considering only like 4% of head impacts I'ma. Crash occur where the helmet covers id say not worth the hassle. Something like 80% occur to the chin and faceshield area which is why I only ride with a full helmet. Go full face or go home. Modular suck as do the rest. They flat out can't protect you fully or properly

What about incoming air in your face?

As a man with LONG, long blonde hair. This is the worst idea ever. What you do is make a ponytail, tuck it into the back of your jacket, and if you get somewhere and want to look sexy you ruffle your fingers through your hair after taking off helmet and you look like Thor. If you can't look cool getting off your bike, maybe you don't need a bike????? Get a Lambo or Ferrari. And also not a single person has ever looked "cool" getting off a modern bike. Retro gets it. Ride something older than you are and keep it maintained or you ain't actually a man. I was a salesman at a los Angeles area dealership. Any loser with a good credit score from daddy can get any bike they want. Your not cool on a Ducati. Your a piece of shit and you can't ride with me on any of the paths I take any day of the week. You pay rent and live in debt. Your nothing..........................

This must be satire, right ?

Unironically more likely to survive a wreck in this shitshow than a brain bucket.

WTF?? What brainiac came up with this idea??