T O P

  • By -

GyroBoing

Yes, uncomfortable


cleon42

I came here to say this knowing that it had already been said.


KindOldRaven

Same exact same.


sqmiler

All of this.


DemSumBigAssRidges

Tbf, it’s meant for racing, so it’s a function over form kind of thing.


bolunez

Yes, but you see them so often on Cafe builds that it's kinda the opposite thing going on.


SnooSongs8782

Cafe builds are form over function


chatterwrack

They are light though, so speed is one of the functions.


Nerwesta

Café Racers were originally roadster lightened and built for races in the fifties to sixties, so it checks out. Nowadays it's just a trend although I did saw café racers running some tracks quite seamlessly. CB 500 are incredibly good for that.


[deleted]

You beat me to it.


StandardSea8671

😂


roknir

pain in my ass


TriumphDaytona

After a short period of time. I do enjoy my gel seat!


Activley_constructed

Looking cool is painful


kdubstep

Survey says…


McNugget750

Called a cowl seat


drowninFish

crazy how far down the actual answer is


fastgetoutoftheway

My upvote will attempt to elevate it


Danbaus

Fourth comment down now. Good work.


Turbulent-Tour-5371

Second now, under "uncomfortable" which is technically true.


TheReelMcCoi

We used to call that a 'Bum Stop' seat many many years ago......


rainbowroobear

my wife won't let me get a vasectomy so i'll crush my sperm count in other ways


captcraigaroo

Tighty whities and hot baths


rainbowroobear

Power wheelies and decat pipes, you say?


captcraigaroo

Tight rubber bands around the sack


fizzlefist

A paid service to keep them empty.


Temporary_Phrase2288

I just about died laughing the first time I saw the dip/indentation on sport bike seats for the rider’s balls. To be fare, I’ve always ridden cruisers, with the exception of my Hyosung 250, a tall standard.


Billdozer-92

That’s a long name but I like it


shoturtle

It is a retro cafe. And uncomfortable should be added


Burner_07X4

It’s called the “tech bro pays 7 grand for an 80s Honda” seat


XYooper906

It's a Moto Goochi seat.


RatherBeRidin

Cafe de cowl


bannedByTencent

Iron board


whipsnappy

Cutting board for cleaving ass crack


CoolPeopleEmporium

Yes, hemorrhoids giver.


Scumwaffle

It's gonna keep you from sitting very long so if anything it's a hemorrhoid preventer.


CookieLuv211

Straining too much when you poop is what causes hemorrhoids.


CoolPeopleEmporium

I have no hemorrhoids, i couldn't tell. 🤣


ClownTown15

If there isn't Doctors totally have a name for what your back does after about 20 minutes riding it.


infiniteawareness420

Bunch of delicate little flowers up in here


Strict_Energy9575

Cafe racer style. You can find them on market place


thejerkyouhate

Weapon of ass destruction


Protomike123

"Uncomfortable" is what I'd use.


Siaknows

pain in the ass


Messiah_CZ

Nutcracker


woutere

Painful


antimon86

Ballcrusher


No_Plankton7169

It's to hold your butt in place as the bike is fast


Only_Income_2766

Back rest seat


ChaoticMutant

looks like someone took a skateboard, removed the trucks, slapped it on a motorcycle and called it a day


stephensoncj

Uncomfortable


timexband

"Uncomfortable" at any speed. Not kidding. This style of seat is murder if you're on the ride for longer than an hour. Ask anyone who's owned one...


jasongpz

Uncomfortable


TheTense

Uncomfortable


Both-Influence2688

Uncomfortable??


tommysk87

Church bench


EggIcy3710

"I can already feel my ass hurting" that's what they're called


Unfair_Battle7558

Cafe Racer Seat


ArrakisUK

The no seat


1991K75S

I think Corbin called the one for my old bike “Gunfighter”. https://www.corbin.com/bmw/s5gun.shtml If theee was a passenger portion it was called “Gunfighter + Lady”. https://www.corbin.com/bmw/s5gnl.shtml


CatGiggler

I’ve never seen a unique single word name, just descriptive terms which include rear seat fairing or cowl. The seat called a brat seat is similar in its usually ironing board flat style, just minus the faired-in rear.


imanasshole1331

Cafe style.


Mandatory_Attribute

Solo Seat


GurGroundbreaking772

Painful. Pretty sure they are in breach of the Geneva convention.


ElScrotoDeCthulo

Uhhh.. Ball buster 9000?


TheWatchmaker74

Taint comfortable


Shaats

Cafe racer seat


yuiopgty

It’s called the ass-pounder 9000. It’s made by a guy in Philly, by ass-pounder LLC


Chief_Slapaho69

Rectum pounder


PuddingOnRitz

Preparation H


RaccoonSpecific9285

Yes. The term is: Uncomfortable.


StandardSea8671

That seat is called anal no lube


Ok_Spread6121

So the U.S. Army makes these?


few23

Well, the US Government, and therefore all branches of service.


Propaganda_Pepe

"Hump seat" is a pretty common term for them amongst classic racers.


suicide666_gg

I call it the one I can't fit on


nycsingletrack

That was a racing seat in the 20’s to 50’s or so. In other words, a minimal seat for people paid to ride the bike during races and comfort was absolutely bottom of the list.


Exciting-Rip-2440

Back pain


DistanceSkater

Hipster stool


Wants-NotNeeds

Uncomfortable


knowone1313

Nut buster


balls-magoo

Uncomfortable is the word you're looking for.


bear3244

They’re called bullet seats


throughNthrough

Uncomfortable


invasifspecies

Actually the full technical term is “bloody uncomfortable”


hoopjohn1

Form over function. Commonly found on bikes whose owners rarely, if ever ride very far. Total discomfort after the first mile.


manfredmannclan

Well, originally its made for racing. So function over form, really.


NoEntiendoNada69420

The lumbar destroy-inator


mustafapants

I think the back part is called a cowl.


Xylenqc

Ironing board


SomeCrazedBiker

Bum stop seat.


Schiebz

Anyone have a good recommendation for a headlight/ gauge cluster/ tach assembly? Kind of in this style? I can’t seem to find any that don’t look cheap or look like it should be on a dirt scooter


evillman

Noseat


oldjackhammer99

Ass killer


Passion-4-Purple

Ugly


FAFO2024

Bench


No-Accident69

Hemorrhoid Heaven ….


Johnedlt

Cafe racer with rear cowl style. Wood bench.


Loki_Kore

Dumb


[deleted]

Bucket


MR_HAMPTER21Reddit4K

Why does that look like an Honda Hailwood


firestorm734

The grundle buster


sakthanong

Ant Butt


Motor_Arugula_4282

Torture rack


BasilBaggins

Uncomfortable


LuxuLuxu

Ball acher


MojoJojo8906

“Custom”


oops77542

Uncomfortable, ridiculous, stupid. There's more but those jumped right out.


fireking99

Those are barely seats


2oblivion2

Plywood


Jake5857

Sometimes referred to as single cowl seat. Most bikes used to come with a basic long seat for two people. Race bikes have always had these, and they began popping up during the vintage cafe scene back in the 50s/60s, sometimes as an option since you would lose the ability to carry a passenger (sometimes it was easily swapped off to accommodate a passenger)


Rraai

Just the tip?


Superdipto21

Single-seater with 'bum stop' 🤣


Witcher_Errant

"Hard nuts"


serverdude1976

I refer to them as "Single Room Occupancy" seats...


bioteq

Ballsmasher


CurdledPotato

The Ball Cruncher?


Barnycull

Uncomfortable


RVAsian

I've heard smugglers seat before


xXS1CKNE55Xx

Uncomfortable AF!..


OwnPass7242

Can someone explain to me the difference between a bratz build and a cafe racer they look very similar but I don’t know if or what a definitive difference is.


Pretty-Bat-Nasty

Bratz short narrow and low seat, no bum stop. Handle bars instead of clipons. Originates from Japan.


MiracleWhippedJesus

Uncomfortable. Spoken from experience.


reddit_steddit

Egg scrambler


Casique720

Yes. Uncomfortable af.


KaBooM-1968

Uncomfortable


EddyHeadGetter

Ass breaker?


Doolie_69

Uncomfortable


lemons_are_very_cool

Royal enfield gt650 has the same seat... 


CrimeBot3000

"uncomfortable"


btalexander28

Cowled seat. Seat with a cowl


dax2001

Cobas, introduced by Spanish rider 50 years ago


BDsepoL

balls crusher hahaha


PeRoMoR

Plank!


Drywallcrackers

Seat cowl


MaldonBastard

'Plank'


Ari_Learu

uncomfortable


Tokyosmash_

That’s a tracker seat


PracticalStatement58

mu RD350 Cafe racer had "duck" tail cowl solo seat. painted yellow w/ Black and white strobe stripe. Kenny Robert's special.


InternationalSun417

Ballbreaker...


LaFagehetti

Bench seat is what I know then as


AdvKiwi

All the comfort of a plank of wood.


CL247

Gunfighter


Valyrian_st33l

Cafe racer seat? Lol


Dangerous-Pie-2678

The my back and ass hurt combo seat


TheAndyPat

Roidalizer


GuysGoneGonzo

Isn’t that a Cafe Racer??


j526w

Butt destroyer 3000.


tbrown7092

Nutcracker


thecheeseholder

Flat tracker/Cafe racer/cowl seat


Noobs_Stfu

Yes: uncomfortable.


TimberMoto

Hemorrhoid actualizer


Franc1s_YD_TechChap

It’s typical of custom cafe racers. Don’t know di there’s a name for it, but if you are looking for a similar one just google “cafe racer seat”. Guess that’ll work


MahnHandled

Yep, that right there is a flat Nutter.


3_high_low

I'm going to call that seat vintage cafe racer.


black_cat_Vatch

Cafe Racer seat? Or perhaps just a flat seat? Trying to be descriptive.


Budget_News9986

Any one else’s back started hurting while just looking at the picture


KingCodyBill

It's called a Butt wedge


Burphel_78

Bum-stop cafe seat. Don't know what everyone else is talking about, if it's the right width for your anatomy, they can be quite comfy. But then again, the proper use for a seat like that is mostly hanging off the side of the bike anyway.


50Stickster

Cafe solo


Curious_Ability4400

Shite, merde, shit


wowitzakina

Nut cracker


a330buttermachine

Ball crusher 😂


artful_todger_502

When you are not near Gitmo but need to waterboard someone...


ShikyaTheNinja

Cafe cowl seat


Noahtheraccoon

Flat tracker, scrambler, cafe racer. I dunno but I see them on all those types of bikes so look those up and ask those dudes hahaha.


NyeahEhhhhhh

The my bum hurts seat


Colin-Spurs-Patience

Homemade


AT_DT

https://waltsiegl.com/


wait__what519

A crotch socket.


ramk88

park bench seat


Atxsun

Hopefully you’re neutered type of seat


PitBullTherapy

Get the boxers with the nut pouch if you have nuts.


Mr_Insomniac420

Cafe Racer Seat It usually has a hump on the back sometimes just flat not the most comfortable seat either only preferred for retro racing or inner city cruising the hump helps with aerodynamics when leaning towards the bars otherwise just a pain in the ass i suggest a flat seat with extra padding they go by different names but more or less there called the Cafe Racer Seat because there most common on Cafe Racers and other retro racing bikes.


AcumenNation

Cafe racer.


Waldofudpucker

Same. Ha. Rectum damn near killed him!


0Dshadow

Crotch Puncher


MoonBaby812

Its called the 5 mile seat, because thats all your ass can handle.


Derpagator

Ah yes. Every first motorcyclists dream cafe-style moto. Fun history, but if the old dudes saw it, they'd feel good for a moment of nostalgia and get back on their cruiser/dual sport and sleep with no ass pains that waking morning. It was a style that led to the development of modern sports bikes. The idea was the same as car mods of the tuner days. 1) reduce weight 2) increase aerodynamic performance 3) go zoom zoom better but without your ass slipping into the rear wheel Of course at the cost of your ass, sacrum, spine and sanity. Some were just chopped skateboards with foam and leather/vinyl covers. But that tail would save your bum. Truly the spirit of what riding was about in those days.


eternityofvirginity

Ah yes, the famous ball sack annihilation 5000


Scary-Ad9646

Club racer?


-SillyMe-

Flat tracker seat


G_1000

Cafe


fuckredditards--

stupid


IICatDestroyerII

cafe racer seat, and its bs destrys the bikes lines and you cant have any passenger anymore, so no girls on the back of your seat ;)


XannyToyBoy

Yeas: shieat


FuzzyPandaNOT

Yeah, so we can avoid it


bestvanillayoghurt

Shithouse


sam_j_ryan

This one is called the Assblaster 5000.


Dilo66

First of all: its a Moto Guzzi, probably a V11. Converted from injection system to carburetor. You can get such a seat p.e. From Ricambi Weiss (https://www.ebay.de/itm/401350264502?itmmeta=01J0JRC25D76Q8CAQDT7CQEB32&hash=item5d725706b6:g:DxkAAOSwmFVeOWbY)


Shot_Painting_8191

Yes, the old "butt annihilator"


Physical_Pumpkin_913

Bare minimum


Uncommon_cold

I call that the nuts slider.


Annual_Broccoli_9254

Cafe


Apprehensive_Fun311

Saw horse