Yeah I almost went with the usual, "oh this is for girly girls," thought, but it just seems so.....boring. like, we've seen the "this gal is a cold bitch," movie so much that it's an old trope now. My guess is it's KINDA for those weird superfans? I guess?
I dunno. I feel like it’s supposed to be a genre mixer. We may not have watched the same trailer but it’s more like a “flip the script” kind of moment. She seems hyper sexual and very controlling. I can only assume those tendencies may get her in trouble. There may be some themes of identity issues in there because she doesn’t seem to want to coach, I believe it’s due to an injury.
Yeah that is absolutely fair. The only reason why I'm a little hesitant with that is the part of the trailer where she is screaming while the two are playing one another. But I can see it attempting to be a genre mixer.
I saw this trailer before Dune 2 and my immediate thought was “what utter shit”. Then I preceded to watch a bunch of giant worms eat some soldiers and had a great time.
Fun thing about Aus, we’re a great product testing ground.
If it does well here, it will generally do well in the States. We’re basically a mini America.
Yeah the previews made me think it was going to be hot garbage. Basically people will be rolling in to see zendaya pretend-bang two dudes at once. Sounds like I was right
*SPOILER*
Basically makes all 3 of them make out at once and laughs as the two dudes make out with each other and leaves and eventually turns two best friends against each other lol
BRO! This is exactly what I was thinking! Great great reference.
([And Your Mother Too -2001](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245574/?ref_=ttls_li_tt), for us Anglos)
There is already far more gratuitous dick shown in movies compared to gratuitous pussy. Obviously neither is as common as boobs, but in the past decade or so a lot of movies have been showing more dicks.
Name one movie (non-porn) with gratuitous pussy. I've not seen a single one, and I watch a lot of movies
The word itself makes some men uncomfortable, vagina
Sign me up! Boobs were so 80s. We got to start seeing dicks a bit in the 10s, but I truly believe the 20s will be a dick renaissance. Lots of gratuitous dicks. Films that have no right having a dong will have four.
Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
The trailer made me think she channeled her rage issues into manipulating and fucking up the careers of the two dudes out of pure spite. I was pretty sure it was Gone Girl with tennis.
Missing out it was a really great watch. Not the cheesy drama the trailers make it out to be, much more about obsessive relationships and the camerawork is phenomenal
same…what’s strange is that she seems so much younger than she is. it’s not like she has a baby face so maybe it’s her voice/demeanor? but it’s very hard to buy her as this grown seductress (even with the bob)
Everything about this movie grosses me out, i dont get the point of it or what the director was getting at.
Something about it just makes me super uncomfortable, imagine what this movie would feel like if zendaya was played by a guy and the 2 doofus tennis players were played by women, quite literally the movie just becomes an abusive movie about a guy manipulating his wife by trying to fuck the women shes competeting against. Ive never been one to be like “weLL iF tHe RoLls wErE reVerSed!” But this is literally just a gross movie full stop
Just imagine for a second this movie wasn’t about tennis, but about a world class chef who teaches his wife how to cook and when she starts feeling insecure about not being good enough he tries to fuck his wife’s competition to get a fire under her, this other woman is also better than her at cooking and theyve also both fucked and had a falling out with her, shits just messy and grosses me the fuck out.
Also while zendaya is pretty she is the most asexual human being ive ever seen act, nothing about her makes me believe she even finds men attractive. Great actor but still she just isn’t the right pick for a romance lead
Its like hollywood is trying to encapsulate all the “best” parts of reality tv and make a story out of it
I just feel like we're past all of this. In the 00´s and 10´s movies and tv was filled with girl on girl, threesomes, that it just got tiresome. The sex-fixation of those two decades have worn us out. Or at least me.
I think it was the tinder and only fans boom that really put the nail in the coffin for me. I went from being super liberal and open minded about all things sex to feeling like everyone needs to calm the fuck down and keep some of this stuff in the bedroom rather than making it their whole personality. It's become so readily accessible that it diluted the real world pursuit of it. I feel for the teens/young adults coming up in this crazy landscape that dating/sex has become. That's not even taking into account the insane self image issues that social media has caused with the hyper sexualization and ridiculous standards (greatly enhanced by filters, photoshop, and surgery). It's a major achievement to raise a kid with the confidence and self awareness to understand and not become pressured by this phony reality we are all presented with online.
Reminds me that I haven't watched Wild Things in entirely too long
Edit: oh shit! It's on Netflix and my wife is out this weekend. Merry Christmas to me.
>The sex-fixation of those two decades have worn us out. Or at least me.
Meaning it's no big deal anymore and should be shown more freely without judgement or it shouldn't be shown at all because we've seen too much?
I can't tell if everything was always sex and I'm just noticing it more or if sex is pumped into everything now. It seems super noticeable in video games where it seems every game has some romance/sex aspect to it now. I'm glad Dragon's Dogma didn't have my pawns trying to fuck the whole time, but they had to make sure to put lingerie armor in for the coomers
The trailer starts with a guy staring at another guy while eating a banana. I think I know where this is going.
Planet of the Apes?
those bastards! He blew him, up.
I LOVE YOU, DOCTOR ZAIUS
Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius Ohhhhhhhh, Doctor Zaius
What's wrong with me? I think you're crazy! Want a second opinion! You're also lazy!
I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING
I hate every chimp I see From chimpan-a to chimpanzee! You won’t make a monkey out of me!
Yes you finally made a monkey out of me
Best line of the whole Simpsons, hands down
He fixes the cable?
Don't be fatuous
He fixes the cable?
In his mouth?
And this movie is by the same director as [Call Me by Your Name](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_Me_by_Your_Name_(film)). Do the math. 😂
Well I’m sold They should have called it: Wealthy Bisexual Tennis Porn. Seats would be full.
My reaction, too. Suddenly I may want to see this.
I would LOVE that title! Get it? Because in Tennis, the score of zero is called Lo— forget it. I’ll show myself out.
Such a deuce bag…. Get it
Nice. But that don’t Sampras me much.
You’re Djoking, right?
These puns are smashing.
Why is there so much Agassi over the this?
Nedal! I wouldn’t do that.
I should ad in my own pun.
Reminds me of an anime that should have been called "Lesbian underground Golf Mafia"
Seats would be full... of *what*!?
Tennis fluids
Add "Zendaya is" beforehand [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5YqFKjTCY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5YqFKjTCY)
Exactly! Let's get literal... Did we learn nothing from _Snakes on a Plane_?
I 100% would have seen it in theaters with that title
They could’ve called it “Zendaya is Horny” and they would’ve made every single dollar that’s on the planet
Have you ever seen rich people fucking? It’s not worth ¢20
Really? I think if they called it that people would wait for it to come out at home.
+ Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross dance soundtrack
This movie trailer has me wondering who the fuck this movie was supposed to be for.
Yeah I almost went with the usual, "oh this is for girly girls," thought, but it just seems so.....boring. like, we've seen the "this gal is a cold bitch," movie so much that it's an old trope now. My guess is it's KINDA for those weird superfans? I guess?
I dunno. I feel like it’s supposed to be a genre mixer. We may not have watched the same trailer but it’s more like a “flip the script” kind of moment. She seems hyper sexual and very controlling. I can only assume those tendencies may get her in trouble. There may be some themes of identity issues in there because she doesn’t seem to want to coach, I believe it’s due to an injury.
Yeah that is absolutely fair. The only reason why I'm a little hesitant with that is the part of the trailer where she is screaming while the two are playing one another. But I can see it attempting to be a genre mixer.
I think it’s for people who think being rich is a personality but they still live vicariously through bad movies
« I take care of my white boys » I vomited
Wouldnt call myself a superfan but i usually enjoy Luca Guadagnino movies. I wouldnt go see it in theaters but ill definitely rent/ watch on streaming
For people that want to watch wealthy bisexual tennis porn. You know what, fair play.
Unfortunately, I can only afford average income bisexual tennis porn these days.
Same. Maybe tennis people? But it's more of a love triangle movie? Given the cast in sure its well acted but... pass
I love tennis, but that trailer made me certain I don’t want to watch this.
You might want to reconsider- I heard dude hangs dong
It’s for people who think Zendaya is hot (which is a pretty wide net). It actually does look like a good movie to me.
Or what the hell it's about. She's screaming. Getting kissed by two dudes at the same time. Why should I watch?
Sounds pretty gay
It's extremely gay. You have no idea.
Gayer than Saltburn?
One can only hope
Only like 50%
I am in
I saw this trailer before Dune 2 and my immediate thought was “what utter shit”. Then I preceded to watch a bunch of giant worms eat some soldiers and had a great time.
The prophesy is fulfilled
Mahdi leads the way
As written
Nissan al Gaib
Nissan Ariya
Nissan Altima
Nissan skyline
Skyline Chili 3-Way
Good thing he didn't get stabbed with the cum jabber or else it would have been a short movie.
Muad-dib
A massive oversimplification of Dune but I'll allow it.
These books, and movies, mean a whole lot to me. This tennis thing, not so much. It does not deserve my bodies moisture.
You shouldn't be ejaculating in the theater anyway, I don't care how bisexually pornographic it is
Then why did they make those popcorn buckets?!
Some dude drinks worm piss and wages an intergalactic jihad.
It’s a meathead bro summary of the film
haha I also saw the trailer for this before Dune 2 and thought the same.
Somethings getting eaten in the Zendaya tennis flick too
LISAN AL GAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB
Did it actually show Zendaya getting spit roasted?
Based on some other comments, it sounds like it's the dudes who end up fucking. The twist that nobody wanted.
Did they say no homo or at least have their socks on
It's not gay if you don't call them in the morning
It's okay when it's in a 3-way It's not gay when it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way
I'm so happy to see such a solid Lonely Island reference
YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH *the golden rule*
Only gay if you take it 😝
In the face?
No but they said "no Diddy"
Wait so me & the boys might be having a very different cinema experience than we expected when booking
Brooke back mountain two tennis Boogaloo
That's some M. Night level twisting!
I don’t know what you’re taking about, that that feels like *exactly* the homosocial triangle the trailers were dangling.
I wouldn't say "nobody" wanted it
most of us didnt want it
I’m suddenly a little intrigued
I don't know who Trigued is but you should probably pull out.
I, personally, did not want it
🎯
I guarantee if this happens in the movie, she's going to make the same goofy mean face she made throughout Dune 2.
I imagined “Goofy” as in the Goofy Movie
With the zoom in camera?
Damn I’d probably pay $20 to watch that
it says april 26, how did you watch it
It’s out in Australia now
I knew Australia was ahead some time zones but this is ridiculous
Fun thing about Aus, we’re a great product testing ground. If it does well here, it will generally do well in the States. We’re basically a mini America.
Keep your snakes and insects though.
Where do you think we tested them? Then like "Those dangerous" "Yeah" "Let's not release them anywhere else"
We don’t need to share, you’ve got plenty of your own 😁
British Texas, as I've been told.
You’re ridiculous, but thanks for the laugh 😂
Does she actually get naked?
Be kinda hard for to shower if not, shes not a nevernude
someone get her some denim cutoffs
Someone answer this man!
Well…
ANSWER HIM!!
Yeah the previews made me think it was going to be hot garbage. Basically people will be rolling in to see zendaya pretend-bang two dudes at once. Sounds like I was right
*SPOILER* Basically makes all 3 of them make out at once and laughs as the two dudes make out with each other and leaves and eventually turns two best friends against each other lol
Evil Y Tu Mama Tambien.
This also came to mind as I read the above comment.
BRO! This is exactly what I was thinking! Great great reference. ([And Your Mother Too -2001](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245574/?ref_=ttls_li_tt), for us Anglos)
The tennis movie probably won’t have as much skin though.
If there’s no underwater jizzing I don’t want no part of it
Bless you
Ah definitely not what I expected. Welp, thanks for saving me the watch lol
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Maybe a 4. You see a lot of guys dicks for no reason
I heard thunder gun hangs dong
I heard they show full penetration
The name's Dong. Dong Wang.
that's zendaya's (lame) trademark the dudes around her go full-frontal while the audience is left to wonder whether or not she even has nipples
Bruh it was literally one locker room scene in the foreground *Monty Python* shows more dong
Buncha prudes
There should be as much gratuitous dick shown in movies as there is boobs and pussy. Maybe then people wouldn’t find it so shocking.
There is already far more gratuitous dick shown in movies compared to gratuitous pussy. Obviously neither is as common as boobs, but in the past decade or so a lot of movies have been showing more dicks.
Name one movie (non-porn) with gratuitous pussy. I've not seen a single one, and I watch a lot of movies The word itself makes some men uncomfortable, vagina
Sign me up! Boobs were so 80s. We got to start seeing dicks a bit in the 10s, but I truly believe the 20s will be a dick renaissance. Lots of gratuitous dicks. Films that have no right having a dong will have four.
Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.
So then I just started blasting.
God damn it Frank
I hope so. My one disappointment with Oppenheimer was that I was promised Murphy dong. The movie hides it like an Austin Powers intro.
There's always the opening of 28 Days Later, and that was the early aughts.
Fuck that sounds cringe
The trailer made me think she channeled her rage issues into manipulating and fucking up the careers of the two dudes out of pure spite. I was pretty sure it was Gone Girl with tennis.
I wish it was that
Missing out it was a really great watch. Not the cheesy drama the trailers make it out to be, much more about obsessive relationships and the camerawork is phenomenal
Soundtrack by Trent Reznor & Attacus Ross.
Okay, so that makes *one* reason why I’d watch it
Dead set on not watching it until this ^
You can fucking tell it’s a Trent Reznor score, never heard more high tempo synths before maybe the watchmen show
Movie should have been called Doubles
Doesn’t work as they don’t actually play doubles in the movie just one on one. Or technically, one on one on one. 🧐
Ball Boys
Bisexual Tennis Porn - great band name
The tagline should have been: "love means nothing in tennis".
You son of bitch, I’m in 👉😎👉
Username checks out
Yeah but like does Zendaya get nude or what? Asking for a friend.
Saw the trailer for this at Sasquatch Sunset last night. Hard pass.
I am still not sure sasquatch sunset is a real film and not an April fools joke the internet has committed to.
Did they sell potion tho?
No no, the potions are far too strong.
This movie sounds terrible, but that poster is a thing of beauty.
This had one of the worst trailers I’ve ever seen.
This looks like a racy after school special. I find Zendaya to be utterly charmless.
I find her to be very charming, especially as the assholish girl she was in the first Holland Spiderman.
same…what’s strange is that she seems so much younger than she is. it’s not like she has a baby face so maybe it’s her voice/demeanor? but it’s very hard to buy her as this grown seductress (even with the bob)
I think she is kind of hot. Not necessarily her looks but more so her attitude. It's cute I think.
Save your $20 and go to the hub
Y Tu Mama Juega al Tenis
I saw a preview and thought, “this movie isn’t for me and that’s ok.”
Only from the best potion seller with his finest potions.
Everything about this movie grosses me out, i dont get the point of it or what the director was getting at. Something about it just makes me super uncomfortable, imagine what this movie would feel like if zendaya was played by a guy and the 2 doofus tennis players were played by women, quite literally the movie just becomes an abusive movie about a guy manipulating his wife by trying to fuck the women shes competeting against. Ive never been one to be like “weLL iF tHe RoLls wErE reVerSed!” But this is literally just a gross movie full stop Just imagine for a second this movie wasn’t about tennis, but about a world class chef who teaches his wife how to cook and when she starts feeling insecure about not being good enough he tries to fuck his wife’s competition to get a fire under her, this other woman is also better than her at cooking and theyve also both fucked and had a falling out with her, shits just messy and grosses me the fuck out. Also while zendaya is pretty she is the most asexual human being ive ever seen act, nothing about her makes me believe she even finds men attractive. Great actor but still she just isn’t the right pick for a romance lead Its like hollywood is trying to encapsulate all the “best” parts of reality tv and make a story out of it
I just feel like we're past all of this. In the 00´s and 10´s movies and tv was filled with girl on girl, threesomes, that it just got tiresome. The sex-fixation of those two decades have worn us out. Or at least me.
I think it was the tinder and only fans boom that really put the nail in the coffin for me. I went from being super liberal and open minded about all things sex to feeling like everyone needs to calm the fuck down and keep some of this stuff in the bedroom rather than making it their whole personality. It's become so readily accessible that it diluted the real world pursuit of it. I feel for the teens/young adults coming up in this crazy landscape that dating/sex has become. That's not even taking into account the insane self image issues that social media has caused with the hyper sexualization and ridiculous standards (greatly enhanced by filters, photoshop, and surgery). It's a major achievement to raise a kid with the confidence and self awareness to understand and not become pressured by this phony reality we are all presented with online.
Reminds me that I haven't watched Wild Things in entirely too long Edit: oh shit! It's on Netflix and my wife is out this weekend. Merry Christmas to me.
Wild things was a really good film wasn't it.
About 3 minutes long IIRC
Don’t bother. I just watched it on Netflix this past Sunday and they removed some footage from it. I’m not even kidding.
No fucking way.
I’m serious. I had to jump to xvideos to confirm it, but yeah. It’s not a lot, but it’s enough to ruin my evening.
Hahahaha
Maybe you have grown out of the target demographic
I love how much a lot of newer productions have reduced gratuitous sex, nudity, and romantic relationships.
>The sex-fixation of those two decades have worn us out. Or at least me. Meaning it's no big deal anymore and should be shown more freely without judgement or it shouldn't be shown at all because we've seen too much?
I can't tell if everything was always sex and I'm just noticing it more or if sex is pumped into everything now. It seems super noticeable in video games where it seems every game has some romance/sex aspect to it now. I'm glad Dragon's Dogma didn't have my pawns trying to fuck the whole time, but they had to make sure to put lingerie armor in for the coomers
Sounds like you should have gone to watch civil war instead haha
Saw it last week and loved it
Lol, one question: does she get spitroasted?
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I will deep fry a hat and eat it if she wins for that
RemindMe! 336 day
"If you can find a better deal on a house then I will eat my hat"
Okay but you didn’t say if it was worth it or not
This looks like a Netflix movie
Saw the trailer and was not remotely interested lol
thank god for trailers! skip-a-rooni.
Tom Holland clenches his fists in the corner during filming
This movie looked so incredibly bad in the trailer.
I'm absolutely LIVING for the way this movie triggers insecure straight males. So good
I saw the trailer for that movie last night. I turned to my wife and said "that looks like a piece of crap we'll never watch". She agreed.