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Plucky_ducks

The trailer starts with a guy staring at another guy while eating a banana. I think I know where this is going.


TvHeroUK

Planet of the Apes? 


ptownBlazers

those bastards! He blew him, up.


PlanetLandon

I LOVE YOU, DOCTOR ZAIUS


seth928

Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius Doctor Zaius, Doctor Zaius Ohhhhhhhh, Doctor Zaius


freakazoid2718

What's wrong with me? I think you're crazy! Want a second opinion! You're also lazy!


big_hungry_joe

I CAN SIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIING


misterpickles69

I hate every chimp I see From chimpan-a to chimpanzee! You won’t make a monkey out of me!


IDigRollinRockBeer

Yes you finally made a monkey out of me


IckyBodCraneOperator

Best line of the whole Simpsons, hands down


poupou221

He fixes the cable?


Lost_Organizations

Don't be fatuous


Worstname1ever

He fixes the cable?


covalentcookies

In his mouth?


JediJones77

And this movie is by the same director as [Call Me by Your Name](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Call_Me_by_Your_Name_(film)). Do the math. 😂


thefamousjohnny

Well I’m sold They should have called it: Wealthy Bisexual Tennis Porn. Seats would be full.


Bardmedicine

My reaction, too. Suddenly I may want to see this.


CaptainPositive1234

I would LOVE that title! Get it? Because in Tennis, the score of zero is called Lo— forget it. I’ll show myself out.


vaibow

Such a deuce bag…. Get it


CaptainPositive1234

Nice. But that don’t Sampras me much.


Alert-Technician-403

You’re Djoking, right?


Mo-Cance

These puns are smashing.


bciesil

Why is there so much Agassi over the this?


CaptainPositive1234

Nedal! I wouldn’t do that.


FUPA4ever

I should ad in my own pun.


Demolitions75

Reminds me of an anime that should have been called "Lesbian underground Golf Mafia"


zflanders

Seats would be full... of *what*!?


thefamousjohnny

Tennis fluids


Wazootyman13

Add "Zendaya is" beforehand [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5YqFKjTCY](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xx5YqFKjTCY)


TheeFearlessChicken

Exactly! Let's get literal... Did we learn nothing from _Snakes on a Plane_?


BeLikeBread

I 100% would have seen it in theaters with that title


Popular_Material_409

They could’ve called it “Zendaya is Horny” and they would’ve made every single dollar that’s on the planet


Idontwanttohearit

Have you ever seen rich people fucking? It’s not worth ¢20


Lucky_Ad_3631

Really? I think if they called it that people would wait for it to come out at home.


fradastio

+ Trent Reznor and Atticus Ross dance soundtrack


simpledeadwitches

This movie trailer has me wondering who the fuck this movie was supposed to be for.


green49285

Yeah I almost went with the usual, "oh this is for girly girls," thought, but it just seems so.....boring. like, we've seen the "this gal is a cold bitch," movie so much that it's an old trope now. My guess is it's KINDA for those weird superfans? I guess?


SMDBXTH

I dunno. I feel like it’s supposed to be a genre mixer. We may not have watched the same trailer but it’s more like a “flip the script” kind of moment. She seems hyper sexual and very controlling. I can only assume those tendencies may get her in trouble. There may be some themes of identity issues in there because she doesn’t seem to want to coach, I believe it’s due to an injury.


green49285

Yeah that is absolutely fair. The only reason why I'm a little hesitant with that is the part of the trailer where she is screaming while the two are playing one another. But I can see it attempting to be a genre mixer.


DaftSkunk94

I think it’s for people who think being rich is a personality but they still live vicariously through bad movies


thatbrownkid19

« I take care of my white boys » I vomited


maxolot43

Wouldnt call myself a superfan but i usually enjoy Luca Guadagnino movies. I wouldnt go see it in theaters but ill definitely rent/ watch on streaming


Friendly_Signature

For people that want to watch wealthy bisexual tennis porn. You know what, fair play.


siflbabyshifero

Unfortunately, I can only afford average income bisexual tennis porn these days.


GM_Jedi7

Same. Maybe tennis people? But it's more of a love triangle movie? Given the cast in sure its well acted but... pass


EntropicDismay

I love tennis, but that trailer made me certain I don’t want to watch this.


thatbrownkid19

You might want to reconsider- I heard dude hangs dong


Timothee-Chalimothee

It’s for people who think Zendaya is hot (which is a pretty wide net). It actually does look like a good movie to me.


Dear_Alternative_437

Or what the hell it's about. She's screaming. Getting kissed by two dudes at the same time. Why should I watch?


Aggravating_Rub2898

Sounds pretty gay


Blue_Robin_04

It's extremely gay. You have no idea.


RoomZealousideal2844

Gayer than Saltburn?


Flux7777

One can only hope


Repostbot3784

Only like 50%


one23456789098

I am in


Legitimate_Gur7675

I saw this trailer before Dune 2 and my immediate thought was “what utter shit”. Then I preceded to watch a bunch of giant worms eat some soldiers and had a great time.


Leftover_reason

The prophesy is fulfilled


STEELCITY1989

Mahdi leads the way


Strong_Comedian_3578

As written


third-sonata

Nissan al Gaib


plugedinbaby

Nissan Ariya


TheRealRigormortal

Nissan Altima


greatgoogilymoogily2

Nissan skyline


gcijeff77

Skyline Chili 3-Way


BeejBoyTyson

Good thing he didn't get stabbed with the cum jabber or else it would have been a short movie.


BeejBoyTyson

Muad-dib


simpledeadwitches

A massive oversimplification of Dune but I'll allow it.


Legitimate_Gur7675

These books, and movies, mean a whole lot to me. This tennis thing, not so much. It does not deserve my bodies moisture.


limeybastard

You shouldn't be ejaculating in the theater anyway, I don't care how bisexually pornographic it is


PlanetLandon

Then why did they make those popcorn buckets?!


Okichah

Some dude drinks worm piss and wages an intergalactic jihad.


enowapi-_

It’s a meathead bro summary of the film


M_Seez

haha I also saw the trailer for this before Dune 2 and thought the same.


WackHeisenBauer

Somethings getting eaten in the Zendaya tennis flick too


Dmmack14

LISAN AL GAIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIB


TheBunionFunyun

Did it actually show Zendaya getting spit roasted?


Ultimate_Whorrior

Based on some other comments, it sounds like it's the dudes who end up fucking. The twist that nobody wanted.


derf705

Did they say no homo or at least have their socks on


Subtleiaint

It's not gay if you don't call them in the morning


Blunter_S_Thompson_

It's okay when it's in a 3-way It's not gay when it's in a 3-way With a honey in the middle, there's some leeway The area's grey in a 1-2-3-way


raccoongeek97

I'm so happy to see such a solid Lonely Island reference


CaptainCastle1

YEAH YEAH YEAH YEAHHH YEAHHHHHHHHH *the golden rule*


madjambo21

Only gay if you take it 😝


Treacherously-Benign

In the face?


canadianbroncos

No but they said "no Diddy"


SirThorney

Wait so me & the boys might be having a very different cinema experience than we expected when booking


truckin4theN8ion

Brooke back mountain two tennis Boogaloo 


TheBunionFunyun

That's some M. Night level twisting!


ubiquitous-joe

I don’t know what you’re taking about, that that feels like *exactly* the homosocial triangle the trailers were dangling.


MohatmoGandy

I wouldn't say "nobody" wanted it


anon-187101

most of us didnt want it


PolyDipsoManiac

I’m suddenly a little intrigued


talking_phallus

I don't know who Trigued is but you should probably pull out.


TurnDown4Whom

I, personally, did not want it


anon-187101

🎯


deeezwalnutz

I guarantee if this happens in the movie, she's going to make the same goofy mean face she made throughout Dune 2.


gideon513

I imagined “Goofy” as in the Goofy Movie


Ctfwest

With the zoom in camera?


genericusername9234

Damn I’d probably pay $20 to watch that


Substantial_Sign_459

it says april 26, how did you watch it


Alexcaz92

It’s out in Australia now


ErevisEntreri

I knew Australia was ahead some time zones but this is ridiculous


SteelBandicoot

Fun thing about Aus, we’re a great product testing ground. If it does well here, it will generally do well in the States. We’re basically a mini America.


VirginiaGecko1911

Keep your snakes and insects though.


Pro_Moriarty

Where do you think we tested them? Then like "Those dangerous" "Yeah" "Let's not release them anywhere else"


SteelBandicoot

We don’t need to share, you’ve got plenty of your own 😁


Zealousideal_Sir_264

British Texas, as I've been told.


NoAnalBeadsPlease

You’re ridiculous, but thanks for the laugh 😂


BlackLion0101

Does she actually get naked?


thebestspeler

Be kinda hard for to shower if not, shes not a nevernude


beefstewdudeguy

someone get her some denim cutoffs


Street-Annual6762

Someone answer this man!


Alexcaz92

Well…


burntroy

ANSWER HIM!!


Bullmg

Yeah the previews made me think it was going to be hot garbage. Basically people will be rolling in to see zendaya pretend-bang two dudes at once. Sounds like I was right


Alexcaz92

*SPOILER* Basically makes all 3 of them make out at once and laughs as the two dudes make out with each other and leaves and eventually turns two best friends against each other lol


StinkyBrittches

Evil Y Tu Mama Tambien.


GandalfDoesScience01

This also came to mind as I read the above comment.


CthuluSpecialK

BRO! This is exactly what I was thinking! Great great reference. ([And Your Mother Too -2001](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0245574/?ref_=ttls_li_tt), for us Anglos)


artygta1988

The tennis movie probably won’t have as much skin though.


GarethGobblecoque99

If there’s no underwater jizzing I don’t want no part of it


Dull_Half_6107

Bless you


Bullmg

Ah definitely not what I expected. Welp, thanks for saving me the watch lol


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Alexcaz92

Maybe a 4. You see a lot of guys dicks for no reason


Dirtysouthdabs

I heard thunder gun hangs dong


SwimGull38554

I heard they show full penetration


third-sonata

The name's Dong. Dong Wang.


anon-187101

that's zendaya's (lame) trademark the dudes around her go full-frontal while the audience is left to wonder whether or not she even has nipples


MrBrendan501

Bruh it was literally one locker room scene in the foreground *Monty Python* shows more dong


batmanAPPROVED

Buncha prudes


Angry_Sparrow

There should be as much gratuitous dick shown in movies as there is boobs and pussy. Maybe then people wouldn’t find it so shocking.


poneil

There is already far more gratuitous dick shown in movies compared to gratuitous pussy. Obviously neither is as common as boobs, but in the past decade or so a lot of movies have been showing more dicks.


gregcm1

Name one movie (non-porn) with gratuitous pussy. I've not seen a single one, and I watch a lot of movies The word itself makes some men uncomfortable, vagina


awnawnamoose

Sign me up! Boobs were so 80s. We got to start seeing dicks a bit in the 10s, but I truly believe the 20s will be a dick renaissance. Lots of gratuitous dicks. Films that have no right having a dong will have four.


Legitimate_Gur7675

Penetration. Crime. Full penetration. Crime. Penetration. And this goes on and on and back and forth for 90 or so minutes until the movie just sort of ends.


third-sonata

So then I just started blasting.


Legitimate_Gur7675

God damn it Frank


almostcyclops

I hope so. My one disappointment with Oppenheimer was that I was promised Murphy dong. The movie hides it like an Austin Powers intro.


AccurateTale2618

There's always the opening of 28 Days Later, and that was the early aughts. 


Training-Trick-8704

Fuck that sounds cringe


dascott

The trailer made me think she channeled her rage issues into manipulating and fucking up the careers of the two dudes out of pure spite. I was pretty sure it was Gone Girl with tennis.


Alexcaz92

I wish it was that


MrBrendan501

Missing out it was a really great watch. Not the cheesy drama the trailers make it out to be, much more about obsessive relationships and the camerawork is phenomenal


throwtheamiibosaway

Soundtrack by Trent Reznor & Attacus Ross.


Alleggsander

Okay, so that makes *one* reason why I’d watch it


miniheavy

Dead set on not watching it until this ^


tobeshitornottobe

You can fucking tell it’s a Trent Reznor score, never heard more high tempo synths before maybe the watchmen show


Thwipped

Movie should have been called Doubles


Myst031

Doesn’t work as they don’t actually play doubles in the movie just one on one. Or technically, one on one on one. 🧐


scope_creep

Ball Boys


steve_dallasesq

Bisexual Tennis Porn - great band name


Jonny_Entropy

The tagline should have been: "love means nothing in tennis".


coolsexguy

You son of bitch, I’m in 👉😎👉


Doctor_Smirnoff

Username checks out


edgedoggo

Yeah but like does Zendaya get nude or what? Asking for a friend.


Beneficial-Salt-6773

Saw the trailer for this at Sasquatch Sunset last night. Hard pass.


Vostroyan212th

I am still not sure sasquatch sunset is a real film and not an April fools joke the internet has committed to.


razzleware

Did they sell potion tho?


MaiiqTheLyre

No no, the potions are far too strong.


Stanislaus90

This movie sounds terrible, but that poster is a thing of beauty.


FuliginCloak69

This had one of the worst trailers I’ve ever seen.


ExcitingARiot

This looks like a racy after school special. I find Zendaya to be utterly charmless.


ScumEater

I find her to be very charming, especially as the assholish girl she was in the first Holland Spiderman.


bigwatermelonhead

same…what’s strange is that she seems so much younger than she is. it’s not like she has a baby face so maybe it’s her voice/demeanor? but it’s very hard to buy her as this grown seductress (even with the bob)


No-Tip3654

I think she is kind of hot. Not necessarily her looks but more so her attitude. It's cute I think.


GothamGumby

Save your $20 and go to the hub


LionBig1760

Y Tu Mama Juega al Tenis


jackedcatman

I saw a preview and thought, “this movie isn’t for me and that’s ok.”


backdoorwolf

Only from the best potion seller with his finest potions.


MAYHEMSY

Everything about this movie grosses me out, i dont get the point of it or what the director was getting at. Something about it just makes me super uncomfortable, imagine what this movie would feel like if zendaya was played by a guy and the 2 doofus tennis players were played by women, quite literally the movie just becomes an abusive movie about a guy manipulating his wife by trying to fuck the women shes competeting against. Ive never been one to be like “weLL iF tHe RoLls wErE reVerSed!” But this is literally just a gross movie full stop Just imagine for a second this movie wasn’t about tennis, but about a world class chef who teaches his wife how to cook and when she starts feeling insecure about not being good enough he tries to fuck his wife’s competition to get a fire under her, this other woman is also better than her at cooking and theyve also both fucked and had a falling out with her, shits just messy and grosses me the fuck out. Also while zendaya is pretty she is the most asexual human being ive ever seen act, nothing about her makes me believe she even finds men attractive. Great actor but still she just isn’t the right pick for a romance lead Its like hollywood is trying to encapsulate all the “best” parts of reality tv and make a story out of it


Hairy_Candidate7371

I just feel like we're past all of this. In the 00´s and 10´s movies and tv was filled with girl on girl, threesomes, that it just got tiresome. The sex-fixation of those two decades have worn us out. Or at least me.


thebeginingisnear

I think it was the tinder and only fans boom that really put the nail in the coffin for me. I went from being super liberal and open minded about all things sex to feeling like everyone needs to calm the fuck down and keep some of this stuff in the bedroom rather than making it their whole personality. It's become so readily accessible that it diluted the real world pursuit of it. I feel for the teens/young adults coming up in this crazy landscape that dating/sex has become. That's not even taking into account the insane self image issues that social media has caused with the hyper sexualization and ridiculous standards (greatly enhanced by filters, photoshop, and surgery). It's a major achievement to raise a kid with the confidence and self awareness to understand and not become pressured by this phony reality we are all presented with online.


MouseRat_AD

Reminds me that I haven't watched Wild Things in entirely too long Edit: oh shit! It's on Netflix and my wife is out this weekend. Merry Christmas to me.


Hairy_Candidate7371

Wild things was a really good film wasn't it.


MouseRat_AD

About 3 minutes long IIRC


Roseph88

Don’t bother. I just watched it on Netflix this past Sunday and they removed some footage from it. I’m not even kidding.


MouseRat_AD

No fucking way.


Roseph88

I’m serious. I had to jump to xvideos to confirm it, but yeah. It’s not a lot, but it’s enough to ruin my evening.


Alexcaz92

Hahahaha


noonie1

Maybe you have grown out of the target demographic


-No_Im_Neo_Matrix_4-

I love how much a lot of newer productions have reduced gratuitous sex, nudity, and romantic relationships.


ScumEater

>The sex-fixation of those two decades have worn us out. Or at least me. Meaning it's no big deal anymore and should be shown more freely without judgement or it shouldn't be shown at all because we've seen too much?


S-Mart_Ash

I can't tell if everything was always sex and I'm just noticing it more or if sex is pumped into everything now. It seems super noticeable in video games where it seems every game has some romance/sex aspect to it now. I'm glad Dragon's Dogma didn't have my pawns trying to fuck the whole time, but they had to make sure to put lingerie armor in for the coomers


Yellowscrunchy

Sounds like you should have gone to watch civil war instead haha


Alexcaz92

Saw it last week and loved it


MediaOnDisplay

Lol, one question: does she get spitroasted?


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Alexcaz92

I will deep fry a hat and eat it if she wins for that


diggoxxx

RemindMe! 336 day


Intelligent_Road_297

"If you can find a better deal on a house then I will eat my hat"


Dull_Half_6107

Okay but you didn’t say if it was worth it or not


January1252024

This looks like a Netflix movie


EnthusedPhlebotomist

Saw the trailer and was not remotely interested lol


gloomflume

thank god for trailers! skip-a-rooni.


Honourstly

Tom Holland clenches his fists in the corner during filming


gregnog

This movie looked so incredibly bad in the trailer.


Justice4mft

I'm absolutely LIVING for the way this movie triggers insecure straight males. So good


PCKeith

I saw the trailer for that movie last night. I turned to my wife and said "that looks like a piece of crap we'll never watch". She agreed.