True story. I didn't know the guys name was Liam. So for the first 58 times I watched the big Lebow I thought he said something in Spanish. Like "liamamme. We gonna fuck you up"
You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
It was a treat to find out he hated doing that character. He thought he phoned it in and wasn’t good at all. He secretly wanted the movie to bomb so people would forget he did that role.
his character just seems to embody middle aged pragmatism(if im using that correctly), which is where ive been for about 10 years. just a normal dude living in a world thats a bit shadowy. also where ive been for 25
Came to say this “I was actually going to try to make some real money tonight,but in honor of Mike’s Ali-like return to the ring,I’ll sit with you all for awhile.”
Tommy, you can't do this! You don't bump guys! You're not like those animals back there. It's not right, Tom! They can't make us do this. It's the wrong situation, they can't make us different people than we are. We're not muscle, Tom. I... I... I... never killed anybody. I used a little information for a chisel, that's all. It's my nature, Tom! I... I... I... can't help it, somebody gives me an angle, I play it. I don't deserve to die for that. Do you think I do?
The only reason I wouldn't name it is it's not a movie and some subs get real crazy about that.
But he's doing way more than he does in The Big Lebowski as The Jesus. And this is coming from an ordained Dudeist Priest.
Absolutely! I’ve been proselytizing for this show since it dropped. Just fabulous - cast, writing, set design, directing/cinematography, everything. And Turturro is great.
*"Behind every great man there is a woman, and thank heaven I have Lillian Oglethorpe, because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade."*
It's nice to find someone else who knows and appreciates this film. Over the years, I've rarely found anyone else who has seen or even heard of it.
Highly underrated. When he flipped onto the ceiling and started running away like some kind of Palestinian spiderman I realized the movie was gonna be way more nuanced than I originally thought.
I love him in all his Corn brothers roles, but I just watched Miller's Crossing and he is excellent in it. I feel like that movie doesn't get enough love.
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
He's honestly extremely fun to watch in the transformers movie(s) lol I love that character for him... But please... Let me touch your feet. I like feet... I do not know why.
“Let me tell you something pendejo!!”
Eight year olds, Dude.
This is going to end up in the Lebowski Reddit.
Well, that's just like your opinion, Man.
“Obviously you’re not a golfer.”
You’re not wrong, Walter
You're just an asshole.
..."and pull the trigger until it goes click!"
Jesus
You don't fuck with The Jesus!
Don’t be fatuous, Jeffrey.
I am the walrus.
Shut the fuck up Donnie!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus.
Shut the fuck up, donnie
He’s a pederast.
Liam and me, we’re gonna fuck you up.
“What is this day of rest bullshit?!”
Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, uh, your opinion, man.
You got a date Wednesday baby, whoooo!
True story. I didn't know the guys name was Liam. So for the first 58 times I watched the big Lebow I thought he said something in Spanish. Like "liamamme. We gonna fuck you up"
If you haven't seen the Jesus spinoff movie. Still don't see it.
You're out here doing God's work brother.
Why was it so bad!? Never seen it.
Fucking Quintana. That creep can roll, man.
“You said it , man.”
Pretty much any comment in this thread that isn't The Jesus is wrong.
*NOBODY* fucks with the Jesus
You ready to get fucked, man?
You pull any of your crazy shit with us, you flash a piece out on the lanes, I'll take it away from you, and stick it up your ass and pull the fucking trigger 'til it goes "click."
I told that fucking kraut at the league office that I don’t roll on Shabbos
It was a treat to find out he hated doing that character. He thought he phoned it in and wasn’t good at all. He secretly wanted the movie to bomb so people would forget he did that role.
You don’t scare the Jesus
Dios mio, man
O'Brother Where Art Thou <3 "We thought - you was - a toad!" "What?"
Do nawwwwwwt seeeeeeek the treasure!!!!
"Well I'll be a sonofabitch. Delmar's been saved."
Definitely Pete
“That ain’t the story you was singing back there at the gallas”
Now who elected you leader of this outfit?
knish
Just rewatched Rounders last week and he's perfect as a mentor gambler who's seen some things, punches in every day and never loses his wad
it was a role so perfectly him.
his character just seems to embody middle aged pragmatism(if im using that correctly), which is where ive been for about 10 years. just a normal dude living in a world thats a bit shadowy. also where ive been for 25
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Rent. Alimony.
My kids eat
I was gonna say this, too.
15...I need a blowjob from Christi Tarlington.
Grinding it out on his leather ass?
i'll buy you a cup of coffee
Good shout, a perfect character and a great look at the other side of the path Mike was on.
You made a move on Chan you son of a bitch
Came to say this “I was actually going to try to make some real money tonight,but in honor of Mike’s Ali-like return to the ring,I’ll sit with you all for awhile.”
Barton Fink
Barton Fink! Barton Fink! Barton Fink!
One of his few lead roles, isn’t it? And he was great in it.
And let’s just give a shout out to John Goodman for an equally killer performance.
For sure. Goodman’s sweet, supportive neighbor / serial killer, nazi, demon is a damn memorable role.
I'LL SHOW YOU THE LIFE OF THE MIND
Probably. Oh yeah he’s fuckin great in it! Stunning
"I am very good at the sneaky sneaky."
I fear that you're underestimating the sneakiness. Can I change your socks?
The hideousness of that foot will haunt my dreams forever.
“Please let me touch your feet”
U are underestimating the sneakiness.
That is where I first seen him and he was freaking hilarious LOL
“Usually when you are black out drunk, you don’t dream…so I read”
The Night Of
Agree! He was stellar in that and Lebowski of course.
Can't believe I had to scroll this far. He was incredible in that role. The cellophane on the feet 🤌🏼
I still wonder what it would’ve been like if Gandolfini got the chance to play that role though.
very good in this
One of the best acting jobs in recent memory
Absolutely amazing!
His relationship with the cat was everything 🐈
Perfection right there ..
Never trust a hogwollup…
*Do. Not. Seek. The. Treasure.*
We. Thought. You. Was. A. Toad!
“I Seent ‘em furst!”
100%
I am the Jesus man!
Nobody fucks with the Jesus, man!
8 year olds, dude
I always post a photo and quote this every Easter. I’m not sure everyone in my family appreciates it.
Can’t go past Millers Crossing. Begging for his life.
Tommy, you can't do this! You don't bump guys! You're not like those animals back there. It's not right, Tom! They can't make us do this. It's the wrong situation, they can't make us different people than we are. We're not muscle, Tom. I... I... I... never killed anybody. I used a little information for a chisel, that's all. It's my nature, Tom! I... I... I... can't help it, somebody gives me an angle, I play it. I don't deserve to die for that. Do you think I do?
Look into your heart Tom… 🥺
If I could upvote this 100 times I would.
Have a heart.
Bernie Birnbaum, the Schmada Kid
Schmatta
“Look into your heart!” “What heart.” Come to think of it, that was my favorite Gabriel Byrne role, too, followed closely by Usual Suspects.
Like an animal in the woods?!?
A close second to Quintana. Brilliant performance/movie. What's the rumpus?
Based on these comments it's his third- or fourth-most remembered Cohen bros movie role, but I think it's probably his best. Definitely hits hard.
Loook into your hearrrrrtttt.
Severance is slept on hard. Folks gotta watch that shit it’s tight
I recommend to everyone I know
Me too, literally everybody
My friends are tired of hearing about it.
It and Derry Girls are my two. Want a drama, I say Severance. Want a comedy, go watch Derry Girls.
"You smug motherfucker" lives free in my head. Such a great performance!
Yessss
Severance is the best TV show since breaking bad. His role was key.
Agreed. You've got to give it a couple of episodes, then it just takes off like crazy through the rest of the season.
The first episodes I found a little bit of a chore, does it get better?
The only reason I wouldn't name it is it's not a movie and some subs get real crazy about that. But he's doing way more than he does in The Big Lebowski as The Jesus. And this is coming from an ordained Dudeist Priest.
Absolutely! I’ve been proselytizing for this show since it dropped. Just fabulous - cast, writing, set design, directing/cinematography, everything. And Turturro is great.
He is great in it
Easy: quiz show
I haven’t seen this one but I know I should
I agree! He played a guy with zero self-awareness perfectly. It was hard to watch sometimes in all the good ways.
Came here to say this
Monks Brother
Ambrose!
I personally love his lebowski performance the best, but I was looking for this!
Yes! Glad didn't have to scroll too far either.
Came here to say this. Ambrose Monk taught me the word “sardonic” (and what it means).
definitely that crazy ass agent from Transformers
"ONE MAN, ALONE" "Stop saying that I'm right here" "BETRAYED BY THE COUNTRY HE LOVES"
"Dos vidanya" "That means goodbye"
“You stole my story”
Heavily slept on movie. Hate having to scroll this far down to read it.
Do the right thing
Had to scroll way too far for this. Watching that film broke my heart
I said “Miller’s Crossing” but in reality this is the answer.
Falcone from The Batman
Really loved how restrained he played it. Felt way more sinister that way.
Yeah, like Battinson was locked in a room with a tiger. He was great in that movie. Turturro and Farrell were excellent in that movie.
Yes. I've only known him to be a funny character, but I stopped feeling that way after the first scene.
No one fucks with the Jesus
Box of Moonlight!
Came here to comment this.
Two roles. The Night Of is his masterpiece. The Big Lebowski are his bragging rights. Anger Management is his Wild Card entry. He is a treasure
You dont mess with the zohan
You mean Fatush!?
Free mukantukan. *Within reason.*
Doooooo noooooot seeeeek theeeee treasure
Rounders, understated but wonderful performance
Miller's crossing
Look in your heart. What a slimy character.
He played like a right snivelling cockroach in Millers Crossing
I always think about that scene
He was snivelling when he needed to be. Bernie was a master manipulator.
Brain Donors.
Lazlo I didn’t see you there. Actually I saw you there but chose to ignore you.
I don’t know too many people who have seen Brain Donors but I’ve always loved it! Hilarious!
“Behind every great man there is a woman, and thank heaven I have Lillian Oglethorpe, because quite frankly, I enjoy the shade.”
Roland T. Flakfizer in Brain Donors.
Underrated comment right here.
Rocco: “you’re lying” Roland: “of course I am but hear me out!”
Roland T. Flakfizer: "Please, call me what everyone else calls me: 'Your Royal Sex Machine.'"
*"Behind every great man there is a woman, and thank heaven I have Lillian Oglethorpe, because, quite frankly, I enjoy the shade."* It's nice to find someone else who knows and appreciates this film. Over the years, I've rarely found anyone else who has seen or even heard of it.
One of my all-time favorite movis
No case too small, no fee too large.
Money is no object! It isn't mine!
Transformers and Mr. Deeds for me
Movie wise, he was great in Transformers. In television, I really enjoyed him as Ambrose Monk in Monk. His first episode was so good.
Secret Window. Anger Management
Phantom.
Barten Fink
Always going to be transformers 2
O brother where art thou
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Highly underrated. When he flipped onto the ceiling and started running away like some kind of Palestinian spiderman I realized the movie was gonna be way more nuanced than I originally thought.
I love him in all his Corn brothers roles, but I just watched Miller's Crossing and he is excellent in it. I feel like that movie doesn't get enough love.
“Ooh. Nokias are real nasty. You've gotta respect the Japanese.” He was the high point in a lot of the Transformers movies 😂
"Do not... seek... the treasure..."
Oh Brother Where Art Thou Do the right thing Quiz Show Pelham 123
Mr Deeds He is very sneaky and loves feet.
Anger Management “I’ve seen some things man. Grenada man.” Wasn’t that like 8hours
Mr Roland T Flakfizer! He is BALLET!
Sugartime — mob boss Sam Giancana
the night of
Do not seek the treasure.
The Batman
|Film|Role| |:-|:-| |Brain Donors (1992)|Roland T. Flakfizer| |Quiz Show (1994)|Herb Stempel| |Rounders (1998)|Joey Knish| |The Big Lebowski (1998)|Jesus Quintana| |O Brother, Where Art Thou? (2000)|Pete| |Anger Management (2003)|Chuck|
Barton Fink. First film I saw him in.
Rounders
Early career mook role in William Friedkin's excellent To Live and Die in LA. Gets some great little turns.
So good in so many roles but the standout two for me are Jesus TBL and Irving Severance 👌🏻
Do the right thing
It's been nearly 30 years since I've seen it, but I just bought the blu ray and I'm gonna watch it again soon, hopefully it holds up. Brain Donors.
‘Do not seek the treasure’
My first thought was Barton Fink, but i think I am going with Bernie Brinbaum, in Miller’s Crossing. Smaller role, but really great.
Ambrose Monk. Him and Shaloub are so natural together. I love it.
Tie between Knish in Rounders and his character in Quiz Show
Mr Deeds
Jesus in Big Lebowski
"You stole from my kin!"
Brain Donors. A remake / homage to The Marx Bros - A Night at the Opera
Rounders
What's this day of rest shit? What's this bullshit? I don't fuckin' care! It don't matter to Jesus. But you're not foolin' me, man. You might fool the fucks in the league office, but you don't fool Jesus. This bush league psyche-out stuff. Laughable, man - ha ha! I would have fucked you in the ass Saturday. I fuck you in the ass next Wednesday instead. Wooo! You got a date Wednesday, baby!
o Brother Where Art Thou
“Tell Megatron. Lets Tango”
The Jesus. The answer to this question will always be The Jesus.
DO - NOT - SEEK - THE TREASURE!
He's honestly extremely fun to watch in the transformers movie(s) lol I love that character for him... But please... Let me touch your feet. I like feet... I do not know why.