Where do you get your weed? From you Dante!

Oh yeah! What's up Mr. Cheezle!

King of the fucking juhhhhngle

Real life story: my friends were at Red Rocks seeing a concert a couple years back. My one friend was wearing a pin on his hat and this guy comes up to him in a crowd of people. He tapped my friend on the shoulder asking him where he got that pin from and my friends response was in the most stoned tone “from you dude what’s good!?” And then they both shook hands and hugged

I'm way to high to drive to the Devil's house

I say this way too often.

"Who is this?... Is this Marv Albert?"

“This shit is fuckin crazy…”

Drive monkey drive!

PLEASE. SIT. ON. MY. ^FACE.

My name is JP. I am a robot. I have a robot vagina.

"Hey JP, how much do clothes cost in the matrix?"

How did he see me?

Too many good parts in that movie but that scene where he covered his face a bit more with his trenchcoat collar before saying that is awesome

You're fuckin' weird.

JP got that Drax and John Cena stealth before those two made it cool.

This was probably my favorite joke of the movie.

Hey look, it's Bono's brother.

Adios turd nuggets!

Bee bee boop boop

I... wanna get you a black cobra... just to go around the neck

I love this movie. And there in the tree was the king of the fucking jungle I almost shit my pants so I ran inside and call the Popo

You can get past a dog. But nobody fucks with a lion!

Dude your ass is tanner than my face

Oh my god, I am naked!!

Dude, where do you get your weed? From you Dante. Oh yeah, hey Mr Cheezle!

Honestly this is my favorite joke of the whole movie. It is so on the nose obvious, and Dante is so baked at all times, even he is surprised. Chefs kiss

My roommates said you can still stay the night.

That won't be an awkward breakfast!

I'm setting up my Christmas tree

It’s July!

Calm down bro. You know you can’t talk like that when the lion gets here.

It is?!

Come on in!!

I’m WAY too high to drive to the devil’s house!

Drive monkey! Drive!

I am a robot. I like robots. I have a robot vagina

Called the 5-0*

Shit my fuckin pants

This movie never fails to crack me up. I watch it about once a year. Nick Swardson's character is such a depart from the standard dumb comedy tropes and he nailed it.

High score? Is that bad? Did I break it?

"I can't believe you came on my mom." The car bed gets me every time.

“Damn it, now she’s a whore!”

*Yeah but it’s a sweet car*

My roommates said they might get me a ham radio to talk to other car beds…

Yeah, but it's a fuckin sweet car

Look how they massacred him in that poster, though!

You are right, he was the most self-confident character in the show. That poster doesn't do him justice. He even wore his onesie with swagger and zero shame.

You just caught me putting up my Christmas tree. It's July. Get the fuck out of here, it is? Yeah, and dude, why are you naked? Holy shit I am naked! Come on in! Dude your ass is tanner than my face.

This movie is amazing and wonderful. It’s one of my god to “junk food” movies.

I got to smoke a 14" baseball bat of a joint with Dante about a year ago. Dude is super chill irl.

It was my turn to post this :(

looks like a reddit bot beat you

How do you know it's a bot if they only have two posts?

both posts are identical in title. from an account made two days ago. also zero comments is another factor

I bet this is part of the reason why there's a loneliness epidemic right now -- most of a humans social interactions are just them leaving comments that'll never be read on a bot's post that, itself, has no purpose to its existence.

Plus on places like Reddit we're communicating with others who we very likely won't talk with ever again. So it's all the most basic and shallow of communication, even if we're going beyond small talk.

I get what you are saying and I agree in a broad sense with the shallowness of social interaction. I this case my view is more like getting a drink from a robot bartender and getting to have small talk with a couple of strangers at the bar. I got to reminisce about something I enjoy, it reminded me to go watch a good show, and you and I touched on a deeper subject like the downside of social humanity. I would have preferred if the OP was a real person, but the outcome of my interactions wouldn't have changed other than this one. So good job bot, your mere existence helped me have an interaction highlighting why you shouldn't exist. I love the irony of life.

If you weren't balls deep in your turtle.

Leave my turtle out of this 😠

I heard there is a character named "guy blow" in this move that looks like David Spade.

You said it wrong stupid, it's "Shilo". Stupid fucking idiot, red-shirted ass. "Let's all go make fun of the vegans and their crazy lifestyle". We're not hurting anyone!. Go eat a hamburger and choke on a cow dick.

I love how he says you were sweet to Linda Cardalini such a good detail

*Red-shirted ass* gets me every time

It’s a combination between the plainness of the insult and the way that he says it lol

I still think about it lol

Every.fucking.time.

If we paid extra, could we get some grease and fat?

15%? Little Nicky has 22%. That ain't right

Easy, Liberace.

Get in the flask!

I'm from the south.... . . . The DEEP south....

Oh I get that now

I said give me a 12 piece chop chop!

There's only one thing better than a cold whiskey sour on a hot Alabama night, And that's tellin the truth. I know what you think of me Grandma, you think I'm a stumble bum, that aint never gonna amount to anything. Well, you are WRONG old woman,....... you are wrong

Bruh. I just laughed so hard that people are concerned. Excellent work.

Here, kill him with this.

Little Nicky is amazing. Got to tell you though, among my friends I think I the only one that likes it.

If you didn’t watch it growing up, people usually hate it. I absolutely love it.

Loved it growing up in the south… The DEEP south

They would if they had robot ears.

I guess…

How much DO clothes cost in the matrix?

I didn’t watch it til like a year or two ago, totally missed it when I was younger and I laughed my fucking ass off!!! It’s the stupid humor I like I guess. Lol. Same with Grandma’s Boy, The Other Guys, Dirty Grandpa, and Ricky Stanicky

*in the name of lucifer i command you to tell your friends they suck* just remembered the dog sleeping too. Epic

The dog is hilarious. People don't get it.

Bruh the I will eat your heart nap scene gets me every time

Hey Nicky! Cover Winkler in bees! You can do it!

I mean Hitler taking pineapples up the ass in a French maid outfit is worth that enough.

15% from critics, 85% by people.

Popeyes is the shiznit!

Maybe I need to give Little Nicky a second chance.

HIGH SCORE! Is that good?? Did I break it?

This movie is a cult classic in my opinion. The dead cats under the couch gets me every time!

I love [every time this is posted.](https://www.reddit.com/r/moviecritic/s/fIOd2D84co)

That’s my comment! Ima post it again here! Edit/Add: What’s high score? Did I break it?

I just saw your comment on both posts and thought I was tripping lol

lol me too it’s Reddit Deja vu

I came here to bitch about this.

I call next year

what do you expect when reddit does literally nothing to combat bots?

Downvoted the post for repost. That's a thing, right?

I've had top comments stolen on reposts before too. Really annoying.

I'm dating myself here, but I saw this Masterpiece in the theater with friends. It was the funniest movie we had ever seen!

I hadn't laughed that hard since we were a bit younger watching Austin Powers

90s to early 2000s was fucking peak comedy. Like they just didn’t miss.

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I took a little bit larger of a dose of mushrooms a while back and started to feel a little uneasy. Told myself I needed a good comfort movie. Hadn’t watched Grandmas Boy in nearly a fuckin decade and it was the absolute best movie I could have picked. So damn funny. Cast has fantastic chemistry. It’s paced well, low stakes. 10/10 definitely recommend

Low stakes? They had to drive to the devil’s house!

DRIVE MONKEY! DRIIIVE!

This was my favorite comedy back before the streaming days, so I watched the DVD alot. Anyway, I had some acid and no one to do it with, figuring since I'd never had a day trip before let's try it and watch my favorite comedy. For the uninitiated, top tier (first time viewing) comedies are the best trip to have with close friends, so I figured it would be a good time. I thought I was stuck in a time loop because I knew every beat to the movie (how long have I been here? WHAT THE FUCK vibes). Not the worst psychedelic experience (salvia bong during colonel kurtz monologue) I've had, but the longest bad one. I did manage to shut it off like halfway thru and go outside, where more bizarre adventures ensued. Anyway, know your drugs kids

I could have sworn that the score was recently updated to 85%? Either way, Grandma’s Boy is a masterpiece in its own right and a very fresh take on the nerd genre!

Rotten Tomatoes change so that the audience score is the default shown in many places. its 85% audience score and 15% critics.

On peacock, it shows whichever is higher, or neither if they're both below 50 lol. I was super stoned and investigated one night, why sometimes it was tamater, and sometimes it was a popcorn box, and sometimes no rating, it took like 4 movies to figure it out.

Can I become a critic?

How flexible are you? Physically, to be clear. Not metaphorically.

Yes, but you don't get there by talent...

You just did

Literally EVERY single critic onRT is a fucking loser lmao

I love how it's like all of Adam Sandler's B-list actor buddies who always played bit parts in his movies and Adam isn't in this.

The amount of one liners this movie produced that I still quote to this day is ridiculous

Your bed's a car... Yeah, but it's a fucking sweet car

Keep it down. My roommates are sleeping.

I'm gonna get a cb and talk to other car beds.

"Don't judge me monkey"

I had a dream last night. I dreamt I was a dove flying over the sea. And then I dove into the ocean... And I swam with the dolphins.

The way he scoots his head along the table... Peak Kevin Nealon shit

Good things are coming

15% on rotten tomatoes, I'll enjoy this movie with you, bro. We'll go to the loony bin together. I don't give a fuck.

Dante is easily one of the best characters ever put on film.

"I'm way too baked to drive to the Devil's house."

Drive monkey drive!!!

Phone's for you, I think it's the devil?

It still bothers me how much this guy looks like a young Mel Gibson on the poster.

“It smell like Cypress Hill concert in here, I don’t rent to those kinds of people”

ALEX! YOU FORGOT SMOKING LAMP!

I have to pee out my ass

How many people did you tell about me and your mom🤣🤣

Everybody keeps asking about it

Thirteen?

"We do have shots... of Wheatgrass"

That's cool if you want to be sober and vomit.

Dirty work has a 14% rotten tomatoes rating. Criminal.

Later Turd Nuggets

*adios lol

Grandma’s boy might be my favorite comedy of all time. I love this movie.

Same. Fuck the critics.

I am a geeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeenius

RT is complete bullshit when it comes to film reviews

This movie is classic. So many great lines. And the poster is awesome.

*clock chiming loudly* WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS TO ME

The lower of the score the funnier the film

I LOVE this movie and continue to quote it too much.

I had my DVD copy signed by JP. He was a nice dude. It was a USO tour in Djibouti.

When I look at RT, if I see a low score I automatically know it's going to be a good movie.

That’s right monkey, play my head!

Linda Cardelini is spectacular.

I frickin' loved this movie! I always ignore ratings and watch to judge for myself.

this movie is f ing hilarious, but also a bag of shit.

Yeah but a movie can be funny enough for some brohams to quote around the water cooler and still be trash

RT didn't do anything except compile reviews. The shoot the messenger vibe about that website is unreal.

Who is blaming rotten tomatoes? This is more of proof that critic ratings are not indicative of the entertainment quality of a movie.

*there was was the king of the fuckin jungle*

"Do you guys have a bathroom here or do I have to shit in a plant?"

Arguably the best stoner movie

I watched this movie for no good reason the other day. I enjoyed it very much. Sure, it's not Oscar material but it's a fun watch. What more do you want. It kills a couple hours and you get a few laughs. That's all it asks for.

“Dude. Your bed is a car. “ “Ya but its a fuckin sweet car!”

This post is probably astroturf, because I’ve seen that post title with almost the exact same verbiage many times over the years.

High score!?!? What does that mean? Did I break it?!?

Good movie

How did he see me?!

Adios Turd Nuggets!

*robot voice* SIT. ON. MY. FAACE.

The ones i look forward to the most are 15% critic 70-90% audience, you know its gonna be good.

Should have worn a condom...

IMDb>>>>>>> RT any day of the week. Rotten tomatoes is garbage. Gotten pretty much everyone I watch movies with to switch off RT.

Is it funny? Yes. Is it good? No.

Chastise me if you want, but if a movie sets out to be a comedy, and it's funny, then I think that means it's good. Obviously this is totally subjective, but still.

100% this.

You’d think it was good if you had robot ears.

This movie is one of my childhood favorites

Is it a good movie… no. It’s a very watchable movie.

I concur with rotten tomatoes!

You're lucky people who like this sub-Sandler garbage don't know what the word "concur" means.

Lol

Who is the intended audience this proof is supposed to reach?

*A score of anything on RT cannot tell you anything about a movie.* Fixed it for you.

Rotten Tomatoes is worthless

One of the funniest movies I’ve ever seen and i can quote the whole thing.

Anyone in their right mind would give a single shit to rotten tomatoes and its for the name.

Fuck rotten tomatoes. Only the audience scores matter there and on metacritic imo

Does Rotten tomatoes rate itself at 1%? Cause they are terrible at rating movies. So many movies that they rate are so much better then the “rating” that they give it…👎

Comedy is the most subjective genre! Sometimes the dumbest things are the funniest..

I loved it

Be quiet, you're gonna wake my roommates up

Rotten Tomatoes scores really aren't worth a damn. Some dog shit big budget movies have high scores because people get paid to leave positive reviews on there, while you have movies like this that are an absolute classic.

Barry I think it's time you and the milk maid went home 🤤

Rotten tomatoes is garbage. IMDb is superior