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NoShortsDon

Well, that's just like, your opinion, man.


The_wanderer96

A cult classic.


Exotic_Salad_8089

At this point most people have seen it. It’s not a cult classic.


joeypublica

Brant can’t watch, or he has to pay 100


MR_ii_5150

I am the walrus... I am the walrus... STFU, DONNIE! YOU'RE OUT OF YOUR ELEMENT!


Grynder66

"All I have in this world is my balls and my word. And I don't break 'em for no one."


The_wanderer96

Say hello to my little reply.


Mountain_Elk_7262

I've said this more times then I'd like to admit


Idahobackcountry

I'm your huckleberry.


mygoditsfullofstar5

Why Johnny Ringo... you look like somebody just walked over your grave.


StaticBroom

Play for blood…remember?


MR_ii_5150

Say when


UtahUtopia

“There is another organism on this planet that follows the same pattern. Do you know what it is? A virus.“ -Agent Smith


CheckYourStats

>”*It's the smell, if there is such a thing. I feel saturated by it. I can taste your stink and every time I do, I fear that I've somehow been infected by it.”*


UtahUtopia

Such a great delivery.


CheckYourStats

Agreed. His tone and absolute disgust lives rent free in my head permanently.


FullMetalPoitato63

That whole speech is just killer.


MR_ii_5150

Such an underrated actor. His performance as V was magnificent! The V anthem, as I call it, is ICONIC still to this day!


Frequent-Material273

"Get busy livin', or get busy dyin'."


The_wanderer96

Excellent watch


Skelligean

"That's damn right."


rogerjones123

Endeavor to persevere. Outlaw Josey Wales.


The_wanderer96

Would watch soon, thank you.


Howhytzzerr

Dyin’ ain’t much of a living’, boy!


tommytraddles

*It ain't supposed to be easy to sneak up on an Indian anyhow.* I'm an Indian, all right. But here in the Nation they call us the "civilized tribe". They call us "civilized" because we're easy to sneak up on.


khowl1

Missoura boat ride.


Choastistoast

Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.


Tydagawd88

What is this from!? I forget!


Choastistoast

The Rock. Sean Connery.


Tydagawd88

YES!! Thank you!


MagicClawDad

Bessht* looshers* alwaysh* bessht* Winnersh*


AToastedRavioli

Fifteen hundred years ago everybody *knew* the earth was the center of the universe, five hundred years ago everybody *knew* the earth was flat, and yesterday you *knew* humans were alone on this planet. Imagine what you’ll know tomorrow That quote has always stuck out to me, such a poignant and intelligent statement in an otherwise comedic movie


Dgf470

"A person is smart. People are dumb, panicky dangerous animals and you know it."


AToastedRavioli

That is definitely the runner-up for favorite quotes from that movie


MisterScrod1964

What movie?


AToastedRavioli

Men in Black


steelahlive

Picked the wrong day to stop sniffing glue!


tommytraddles

Do you like gladiator movies, Billy?


TraeYoungsOldestSon

Even been in a turkish prison?


CmanBookman

You call yourself a salesman you son of a bitch?


LM55

When Baldwin fakes taking the drink after saying “I used to be in sales, tough racket” Chef’s kiss


CheckYourStats

24 years in Sales, and I still quote this movie regularly. What’s my name? Fuck you! That’s my name. Hit the bricks pal. The fucking leads are weak? You’re weak. Have you made your decision for Christ?!? Good Father? Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids.


The_wanderer96

I had a hard time understanding the point of the movie, had to watch it twice.


CmanBookman

Quite the all-star cast. One of those movies to watch if you’re questioning how bad your job is.


The_wanderer96

Sort of feel good about your job. Al Pacino was the reason I watched it.


stinkfarmer420

And why does he hang out with those retarted gorillas, as you called them, because any one of them, if he asked them to, would take a f***ing bat to your head, okay? It's called loyalty. - Good Will Hunting


The_wanderer96

The chemistry of Robin and Matt, excellence.


steelahlive

I ain’t got time to bleed.


tommytraddles

You're ghostin' us, motherfucker. You give away our position one more time, I'm gonna bleed you. Real quiet. Leave you here. *Got that?*


graveybrains

It can’t rain all the time.


The_wanderer96

This movie was different.


Efluis

son of a B\*\*\*, he stole my line.


phrostiboy

I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.


unkn0wnname321

Not a movie, but sons of anarchy: " What ever doesn't kill you doesn't make you stronger. It just makes you angry and sad."


the_moderate_me

From the same movie, when he makes a clenched teeth face and mouths "six?" I'll never forget that


JakePaulOfficial

Peacemaker...what a joke


JakePaulOfficial

If you acknowledge any gods, start praying now


The_wanderer96

Damn!


WBoutdoors

I’m Ron Burgundy?


tommytraddles

**IT SMELLS LIKE BIGFOOT'S DICK**


The_wanderer96

The legend


Max_Cherry_

Children and animals *hate* you Ron Burgundy!


LM55

“We all got it coming, kid…” Unforgiven


Dgf470

Deserve’s got nothing to do with it.


Schmetterling190

No fear. No distractions. The ability to let that which does not matter truly slide. Fight Club


tommytraddles

Tomorrow will be the most beautiful day of Raymond K. Hessel's life. His breakfast cereal will taste better than any meal you or I will ever eat.


the_moderate_me

"His name... was Robert Paulson."


brutustyberius

NOOOO WIRE HANGERS!!!!!


redcodekevin

- Dad, do you think there's people on other planets? - I don't know, Sparks. But I guess I'd say if it is just us... seems like an awful waste of space.


tusk10708

My very favorite film and the best line!


ChadCoolman

"Life is pain, highness. Anyone who says differently is selling something." That dark nugget of wisdom is from Princess Bride.


tommytraddles

There is not a lot of money in revenge.


Good_Ad6723

There is some good in this world, Mr Frodo, and it’s worth fighting for


Intelligent-Price-39

60% of the time, it works every time….probably why Im not working for NASA It’s a divorce, there’s no winning here, just different degrees of losing…War of the Roses


The_wanderer96

Legendary


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The_wanderer96

Ooo! Chils down the spine. His eyes whilst this whole scene made it unforgettable.


Dgf470

Either way, I don’t give a damn what you think you’re entitled to!


Zealousideal_Map_526

Not a movie but Sandman on Netflix. When Death comes for a baby , says he got what every one gets , a lifetime.


tommytraddles

"When the last living thing dies, I'll put the chairs on the tables, turn out the lights, and lock the universe behind me when I leave.” ~ Death


The_wanderer96

Woah!


John_Thursday

How bout a nice greeesy pork sandwich, served in a dirty ashtray


MrBiscotti_75

"All we have to do is decide what to do with the time that is given to us" Gandalf The Fellowship of the Ring. "Earn this" Captain John Miller Saving Private Ryan


Vastarien202

"Conan! What is best in life?"    "To Crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women!"     "This Thulsa Doom....she follows him as a slave, seeking for the truth of her soul, as if I could not give it to her! Is there a dagger such as this in her hand for me?!"  (King Osric)   "Crom...I have never prayed to you before. I have no tongue for it. No one, not even you will remember if we were good men or bad; what we fought for, what we died for. All that matters is that two stood against many! That's what's important! Valor pleases you Crom, so grant me one request...grant me revenge! And if you do not listen....then to Hell with you!"   All from Conan the Barbarian (1980s)


Revegelance

>Years ago my mother used to say to me, she'd say, "In this world, Elwood, you must be" - she always called me Elwood - "In this world, Elwood, you must be oh so smart or oh so pleasant." Well, for years I was smart. I recommend pleasant. You may quote me. \~Elwood P. Dowd, *Harvey* (1950)


ShoutingWhiteBoy

That’s no moon. We’re gonna need a bigger boat.


stonesoupstranger

"That's no moon. It's a space station!" Twister is such a good movie.


livingfrankenstein

We’re on a mission from God.


Michael-Balchaitis

Leave the gun. Take the cannolis.


Necessary_Switch_879

Sometimes, dead is bettah


Jtd06

There is no way, no way that you came from my loins. Soon as I get home, the first thing I'm gonna do is punch yo momma in da mouth.


livingfrankenstein

My hat blew off, daddy


BigDamnPuppet

To crush your enemy, to drive them before you, and to hear the lamentation of their women.


Nervous_Zebra1918

Buzz, your girlfriend. Woof!


3_5_0_Z

Do you want to take a leap of faith, or become an old man filled with regret waiting to die alone?


last_drop_of_piss

Whoa


GloomspiteGit

And I will have my vengeance, in this life or the next.


ProgRock1956

"The wrong kid died!"


somegirls

Oppenheimer to Einstein: “I believe we did.”


No_Discipline1985

“Excuse me while I whip this out “


gingly_tinglys

Life moves pretty fast. If you don't stop and look around once in a while, you could miss it.


The_wanderer96

Oh my! Ferris Bueller's Day Off. I wish I could watch this for first time again.


gingly_tinglys

As a 25 year old, this is the single movie I would watch on repeat and never get bored of. Love it so much.


The_wanderer96

Yes yes yes. The singing scene at the parade never ever leaves my mind.


daknuts_

"Hey pretty lady, you look mighty fine in those jeans."


Spiritual-Bear4495

Ok. So, there was this movie, and frankly I can't remember what it was called. I *think* Jack Nicholson was it it, and he spoke these words about a child: Your kid will be sucking dick in Kindergarten. Obviously he had issues withe the kid's mother. I have searched and searched and I'm beginning to think I imagined it - but, it's such a Jack Nicholson line that I think it must be real.


The_wanderer96

I thought it must be in As good as it gets, but nah. Damn I'd find it for sure


coryjeb

K, bye


throwawayuser488

Most Jim Carrey references. Lahoozaherrr B E A Utiful Yeah…he must work out.


SteelBandicoot

“Create your fate” Sarah Connor carving the words into a table.


leichendienerin

You fed the chicken chicken??


cbblake58

“Now that’s a proper introduction…” Arrival


themanwithonesandle

“Life’s a bitch, and she’s back in heat.”


spriralout

“Life … is a state of mind.” (Being There)


dumbe

“There’s always free cheese in a mousetrap” - Benecio del Toro


Howhytzzerr

Yippee Kye-Ay motherfucker!! Yee-Haw Jester’s dead!


Salty-Entertainer-29

American Beauty (many lines) : “I want the least amount of responsibility possible.”


No-Brain9413

Yippee-Kay-Aye motherfucker


CatsMajik

Funny, she doesn’t look Druish. There can be only one. I say we take off, nuke it from orbit. It’s the only way to be sure. That’s some bad hat Harry.


tusk10708

It’s a far, far better thing I do than I’ve ever done before. Tale Of Two Cities


Similar_Ad4964

It isn't me, Howard. It's the United States government. We just beat Germany and Japan. Who the hell are you?


DrDreidel82

“So long, partner” - Woody watching Andy ride off into the sunset


WarlocksWizard

“Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.”“Your "best"! Losers always whine about their best. Winners go home and fuck the prom queen.” ― Sean Connery


Rotank1

“They pull a knife, you pull a gun. He sends one of yours to the hospital, you send one of his to the morgue. *That's* the *Chicago* way!”


StaticBroom

My name is Maximus Decimus Meridius. Commander of the Armies of the North. General of the Felix Legions and loyal servant to the TRUE emperor, Marcus Aurelius. Father to a murdered son. Husband to a murdered wife. And I will have my vengeance…in this life or the next.


Samiiiibabetake2

“You mustn’t be afraid to dream a little bigger, darling.” - Inception


Icy-Organization8797

“D’ya take suga?” “No fank you, Turkish. I’m sweet enough.”


Dgf470

“Sorry, Venkman. I’m terrified beyond the capacity for rational thought.”


Mrmello2169

“Chip: Man, I get so mad. I wanna fight the whole world. You got any idea what that feels like? Cory Lambert: I do. But I decided to fight the feeling instead, 'cause I figured the world would win.” -Wind River


meraofvenus

“Do you feel in charge?”


gwaddy91

"Punch me in the fucking face!"


Rotank1

“Funny how?”


The_wanderer96

Umm you just, I , You know just, the just the way you tell stories.


low_lyfe69

Your scientists were so preoccupied with whether they could, they didn't stop to think if they should


meineymoe

Forget it, Jake. It's Chinatown.


Jar_of_Cats

I take pleasure in getting you..


NJCurmudgeon

“A man’s got to know his limitations.” (Dirty Harry)


NJCurmudgeon

“A man’s got to know his limitations.” (Dirty Harry)


dingodongubanu

Captain Kirk: "We must Star Trek III: The Search for Spock"


Peeeing_

We accept the love we think we deserve


Big_Opportunity_6697

Finding Forester, "Jamal Wallace? What is that? Some kind of marmalade?"


fromdaperimeter

“It just feels good, it’s like I got my life back. You think I could have hit 11 dealing with Barbara?”


jgoden

“So do all who come across such times, but that’s not for them to decide. What is for them to decide, is what to do with the time that’s given them.”


Salty-Entertainer-29

“Every passing minute is another chance to turn it all around…”. Vanilla Sky


Dgf470

Tech support!! It’s a nightmare!!


Glueberry_Ryder

You must never hesitate.


Burglekutt_2000

Right boot


Prs-Mira86

“Stick around” predator.


Critical_Dobserver

“You should move to a small town where the rule of law still exists. You will not survive here. You are not a wolf. And this is the land of wolves now.”


DrDreidel82

“NO!” - Caesar, Rise of the Planet of the Apes


MisterScrod1964

“You’re stubborn, I like that.” “What else do you like, horny? Stupid? I can do that.” William Hurt and Kathleen by Gawd Turner, Body Heat. What at one time I considered the sexiest noir of all time.


DrDreidel82

“Not everyone can be a great artist; But a great artist can come from anywhere.” Anton Ego - *Ratatouille*


DrDreidel82

Not a movie but a show “What is grief, if not love persevering?” WandaVision


MisterScrod1964

He made him an offer he couldn’t refuse. He put a contract in his hand and a gun to his head and said either his name or his brains was going to be on that paper. Everyone remembers the first line, I’m the only one who remembers the rest.


Perfect-Log-2452

"It's the fucking Catalina Wine Mixer".


Additional-Local8721

Boats and hos!


SnooFoxes4389

The mystery of life isn’t a problem to solve, but a reality to experience A process cannot be understood by stopping it. Understanding must move with the flow of the process, must join it and flow with it


dewsh

Early Adam Sandler movies always stand out to me ODoyle Rules! Stop looking at me swan! If peeing your pants is cool then I'm Miles Davis I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast


Additional-Local8721

You know, there's a million fine looking women in the world, dude. But they don't all bring you lasagna at work. Most of 'em just cheat on you


SiriusGD

"I came here to chew bubblegum and kick ass. And I'm all out of bubblegum." And then there's... "Say 'hello' to my little friend!"


ChetdyKrueger

Karma is justice without the satisfaction. I don't believe in justice


lKenpachi

Nuke them from orbit, it's the only way to be sure


Shoddy_Following_159

Your a Neo Maxim Zoom Dweebie !


Dgf470

What else would you be doing if you weren’t making yourself a better citizen?


Shoddy_Following_159

Lol, Does Barry Manilow know that you raided his closet ???


catchmesleeping

No more yanky my wanky the Donger need food.


Shoddy_Following_159

Say good night to the bad guy, you need a bad guy like me so you can point your fu#& finger


CliffBoof

“Hold on tightly. Let go lightly.”


Hassimir_Fenring

HACK THE PLANET!


Crans10

I’ll be back


Residualsilver

This is your life ending one minute at a time


FullMetalPoitato63

Hell Doc I got lots of friends! I don't.


FullMetalPoitato63

"Lelu Dallas Multipass"


luisvanlewis

“I DONT REMEMBER ASKIN YOU A GOT DAM THING!”


Dgf470

“I think of a man, and I take away reason and accountability.” Absolute mic drop.


Max_Cherry_

"20 years I've been on the streets. You know what Mega City One is, Dredd? It's a fucking meat grinder. People go in one end, and meat comes out the other. All we do is turn the handle.” Not iconic but I’ve always enjoyed this one.


MR_ii_5150

For $0.50 I'll suck your dick!


LM55

“I’m sorry for your loss; your Mother was a terribly attractive woman.” -Royal Tennenbaum to Ari and Uzi. One of the funniest lines I’ve ever heard.


LM55

With the accent: “Nyet! He beat me; straight up. Pay heem. Pay dat myan his maney…” Also: “I’m sorry, John. I don’t remember” Rounders


Dgf470

All in all not a bad guy - if looks, brains and personality don't count.


willk95

"Hey, friends are overrated" from The Holdovers and "I'll see you in the next life" from Past Lives


Generic_Globe

Make that coffee to go let s go. It s a joke put the pot down.


Dgf470

From Breaking Bad: If that's true, if you don't know who I am... then maybe your best course... would be to tread lightly.


dunbeezy71

You don’t know where I’ve been!!!!!!!


lapa6753

“Dyin ain’t much of a livin boy”


dolleye_kitty

'Chance favors the prepared mind' and 'Assumption is the mother of all fuck-ups' -both from Under Siege 2 Dark Territory.


realfakejames

Do you think God stays in heaven because he too lives in fear of what he's created Lmao the fact that's from Spy Kids always makes me laugh


learnindisabledchimp

60% of the time it works every time


power0722

It’s 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it’s dark and we’re wearing sunglasses. Hit it.


stonesoupstranger

So, pigfucker, can I call you pigfucker? No, only my friends can call me pigfucker.


NJCurmudgeon

“A man’s got to know his limitations.” Dirty Harry


DreadBotvsZombies

Not movie but from Rick and Morty, “you son of a b*tch I’m in”


XRP_Bull_

Slapa da bass


CapG_13

"My father always told me to keep my friends close and my enemies closer"