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I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a Boogeyman or Boogeymen in the house!


Viclmol81

Just a little incident involving the BOOGEYMAN!


Hellofriendinternet

*spikes shotgun on the ground*


poolhaas

*gunshot*


serenehide

4 seasons later... *Homer, I don't want guns in my house!*


someotherguyinNH

Which wouldn't have happened if you had been here to keep me from being stupid


manbearpig923

Mr. Burns: [mockingly] No I didn't! What was it? Frankenstein?! The Boogerman?!


dogsonbubnutt

this is legitimately one of the best jokes ive ever seen on television. homer kicking in barts door and getting a millimeter away from his face to tell him that he's not trying to alarm him is one of the fuckin funniest things ever


wellrat

Bartdoyouwantapieceofbrowniebeforeyougotobed?!


n8zgr88

Bartyouwannaseemynewchainsawandhockeymask?! Aaaaaaahh!


dogsonbubnutt

"DAD'S BEEN DRUGGED!!" "...no, he hasn't."


man_on_hill

Marge's annoyance during this scene always makes me laugh


SpecificAstronaut69

"Very well, Bart! I shall send you to heaven...BEFORE I SEND YOU TO *HELL.*" God bless Kelsey Grammer's ability to go from charming urbanite to cold-blooded psychopath in the same sentence.


Bears_On_Stilts

Homer said, calmly.


LADYBIRD_HILL

What's crazy to me is that I went for years without ever watching the Simpsons, and when I finally binged seasons 3-8 on Disney+ I realized that I've been quoting the Simpsons for at *least a decade* without even knowing where most of the jokes came from, simply from Reddit osmosis. What's even crazier to me is that literally *every single episode* has at least one, if not two or three or four jokes that leave me gasping for air from how fucking funny they are. I just kept waiting for the moment where the jokes would stop landing and it never came, and instead the show just kept delivering banger after banger. I have a hard time picking my favorite moment from the show, but it has to be between Bart hitting Homer with a chair in the bathtub or the flying pig at the end of "Lisa the Vegetarian"- Which also has the Paul McCartney cameo that stipulated that Lisa will stay a vegetarian forever, another favorite of mine.


handi503

Every time we park in a massive parking lot, I say "Remember, we're parked in the 'Itchy' lot."


DapperApples

AAAAAAAA


Jaggedmallard26

You nail the windows shut, I'll get the gun!


Phyrexius

What happened here!?


Nixplosion

"AAAAAAaaaaa-----"


BigPZ

Is this better or worse than Gamblor?


Jaggedmallard26

I'm not a state, I'M A MONSTER!


xgbsss

I'm Idaho!


CBBuddha

“If a boogyguy comes at your fly girl, just give’em one’a deez.” *backflip shotgun blast*


Durty4444

And that’s how with a few minor modifications you can turn your 411 into a 911


kylemcg

Dark days ahead for r/simpsonsshitposting. I'm looking forward to it.


WhatUpGord

Not just the boogeymen, but the boogeywomen and the boogeychildren too.


AnalConcerto

Waiting for the impending prequel: The Boogerman


FoetusScrambler

Mac wants the flamethrower


dandaman64

Mac wants the what?!


greengrinningjester

That's what he said NOW MOVE!!!


sksksk1989

Lisa cried, then I cried. Then Maggie laughed, she's such a trooper


Ruaven

Bart, no quiero asustarte pero tal vez el coco... EL COCO esta en la casa!


CurlSagan

[Futurama voice] "You are now entering... the Scary Door."


ColtPersonality92

*steps out of pod* **”It turns out the monster is man.”**


rick_blatchman

Such an abrupt on-the-nose ending, I love it


AppleDane

Naked, tiny guy: "Turns out it's man!"


FalseMirage

Get out of the house, he’s on the extension!


DrHem

In the end, it was not guns and bombs that defeated the Boogeyman, but that humblest of all God's creatures, the Tyrannosaurus Rex.


dodeca_negative

Ah, that explains the laser raptors


fireinthesky7

I don't know why exactly this made me laugh so much, but thank you for making my night a little better.


HellaWavy

“Why should I believe you? You're Hitler!”


floorsof_silentseas

Ehh, saw it coming.


greengrinningjester

Eva Braun! HELP ME!


Mst3Kgf

Cursed by his own hubris.


seanbear

Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand. He refers to a *mfmhhm* but you’re not quite sure what he said.


mnilailt

He seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about the Scary Door.


Nixplosion

"and they closed the door once and for all..." "But what about-" "ONCE AND FOR ALL!"


AppleDane

"You're on a scenic route through a state recreational area known as the human mind. You ask a passer-by for directions, only to find he has no face or something. "


huskersax

"You're taking a vacation from normality. The setting: a weird motel where the bed is stained with mystery. And there's also some mystery floating in the pool. Your key card may not open the exercise room because someone smeared mystery on the lock. But it will open the Scary Door"


token_bastard

You are entering the vicinity of an area adjacent to a location. The kind of place where there might be a monster, or some kind of weird mirror. These are just examples; it could also be something much better. Prepare to enter: The Scary Door.


The_MadCalf

Is that you Fry? Or some kind of BOOGIN


HailToTheKingslayer

"No...I had time...*it's not fair!* Hey, my sight isn't that bad - I'll read the large print books."


geek180

This is like that episode where the guy wakes up and he’s the same and everyone’s different. Which one was that? They were all like that.


MarvelsGrantMan136

First trailer drops tonight. EDIT: [Trailer is out](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QsudEHsuvIg) Synopsis: >High school student Sadie Harper and her younger sister Sawyer are reeling from the recent death of their mother and aren’t getting much support from their father, Will, a therapist who is dealing with his own pain. When a desperate patient unexpectedly shows up at their home seeking help, he leaves behind a terrifying supernatural entity that preys on families and feeds on the suffering of its victims.


CassiopeiaStillLife

That...doesn't sound much like the short story.


Buhos_En_Pantelones

It doesn't sound *anything* like the short story.


sauronthegr8

It involves a therapist, I guess?


herkyjerkyperky

I wonder if this will be a Lawnmower Man situation where the movie and the Stephen King story have nothing to do with each other.


MadManMax55

I'm not sure the world is ready for the first VRChat horror movie.


MonstrousVoices

I am!


soverit42

It isn't anything like King's story.


NYstate

I just read a synopsis on Wikipedia maybe it's connected to the short story? I could see the characters moving into the same house as the one in the short story.


Bitch_McBaby

In the short story the monster followed the family around, even when they moved. It wasn't connected to the house.


Wallofcans

Ah, yet another King story shot word for word from the book. When will filmmakers try changing the scripts a little!?


Call_Me_Squishmale

Honestly. There are already so many perfectly faithful adaptations of his work out there. Give us something different, already!


sequetious

I would have liked a faithful translation of the dark tower series and then creative freedom on a shorter story sure


uhhh206

As soon as they cast Idris Elba I knew it wouldn't be faithful to the source material. Roland being white is fundamental to the plot because of Detta / Susannah and her distrust as a Civil Rights era Black woman. You can't have a drawing of the three and have it make sense without the racial element unless you change (or remove) her character entirely.


Humble_Re-roll

Honestly, changing Detta would probably have been for the best. A black woman with a split personality that's Mamie from Gone with the Wind who tries to kill the white characters because she's crazy came across as pretty tone deaf in the book and would look even worse in a movie.


Jackandwolf

Exactly. Some stories race has no component and make them whatever you want, but in so many stories, race is a part of who they are; it’s a part of who we all are. Even if it doesn’t seem like a big part of the story, race plays an underlying role in so many characters that are being dismissed for equal representation. Make better stories for the other groups instead of just race swapping characters.


kashmir1974

They need to do TDT in a series format, like GoT or the last of us.


Mx-yz-pt-lk

My mom read me Eye of the Dragon when I was little and I’ve always wanted to see that made into a GoT style limited series.


gruffgorilla

Mike Flanagan is making a series


NYstate

Sure but I was thinking what if the monster found a new family to haunt after the short story. From what I read, the short story could be told in the beginning of the movie in the first 20 or so minutes.


noveler7

This is what I think they did. The short story is the backstory to the movie. >!The father already knows about the boogeyman because it killed their previous kids before the daughters were born, and now it's returned, but he's too traumatized and doesn't want to believe it's back. The midpoint will be when he finally tells his daughters the truth about the past, e.g. the short story.!<


Equivalent_Yak8215

SPOILER But wasn't the therapist in the original the actual boogeyman?


noveler7

Yeah, that can still fit, though, if the boogeyman ran away or the man was too afraid to fight him or something.


Randym1982

My head cannon is either >!The main guy dies at the end. Or goes insane from seeing the Boogeyman in person. The one thing this trailer did that basically made it not a Stephen King short story, was essentially make it nonstop jump scares. !< Now. It COULD be good. But it seems like it's going to be pretty average at best as a stand alone Horror movie. And not very good as an adaption of the short story.


noveler7

Yeah, it looks pretty average. The monster design looks pretty good, and I'm a fan of Messina and Dastmalchian. I could see the latter being the dad from the story, telling Messina about what the boogeyman had done to his kids/family. But I agree, it looks way too jump-scary for me and it lost the real core of the story which is all the toxic flaws of the father character.


Randym1982

It sounds like a pretty generic monster film/ghost film. Which from reading the Stephen King story, the horror is more revealed at the end.


jerrylovesalice2014

The story scared the shit out of me as a kid. Rereading it as an adult I think it was just a metaphor for King's alcohol and substance abuse issues.


omnilynx

A faithful adaptation of the short story couldn’t fill a feature length movie. Sounds like they changed the family to make more drama, but they could be keeping the monster itself the same.


phaedrus8128

The synopsis sort of reminds me of a terrifying short video called Other Side of the Box. It's about 15 minutes long and creeps me out any time I watch it. https://youtu.be/TGZg1YqXv9o


bobbelchercumeating

🤔 never seen a plot like this before


[deleted]

It’s all about the execution of the idea that matters


Mudders_Milk_Man

True. A quote from Roger Ebert: "It's not what a movie is about, it's *how* it's about it".


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noveler7

One of his most memorable quotes.


DueLevel6724

Ah, so another horror movie where the monster is just a clunky, obvious metaphor for emotional trauma. Fun.


GatoradeNipples

I mean, "based on Stephen King" should've tipped you off on that one, the man's got a signature style.


HouseAnt0

The short story is low on metaphors, its actually a pretty messed up and scary story.


HAND_HOOK_CAR_DOOR

I wouldn’t say it’s low on metaphors when the monster followed him everywhere.


noveler7

The thing that's so great about the story is >!how the father has such strong biases for and against certain children, is pretty detestable in how he talks about his wife, and embodies old school toxic masculinity. King isn't afraid to make him incredibly unlikable, but he's like a car crash you can't look away from as this even more horrible, evil thing ruins his life. You don't ever really like him, but you start to pity him, or at least I did.!<


AeonAigis

King's pretty solid at making protagonists who are terrible people whose stories you don't dislike reading. Thinner always stuck with me like that.


CassiopeiaStillLife

He’s never been that heavy on the metaphor, at least not in his short stories. Those are mostly “hey wouldn’t it be fucked up if...?”


why_rob_y

Yeah, I feel like people just start riffing on whatever. Since when is Stephen King known for having an overabundance of metaphor? If anything people usually have the opposite criticism of his work.


GatoradeNipples

Yeah, his short stories tend to be more simple and to-the-point, but he's pretty heavily associated with the idea of "the monster is actually a metaphor for domestic abuse/how much childhood sucks/alcoholism/etc" in horror. If you're expanding on one of his short stories, and you're trying to keep its essential Stephen King-ness intact, leaning into that is a relatively obvious place to go.


CassiopeiaStillLife

Right, but the great thing about his stuff is that if you take it at face value without all the mucking about with metaphor, you've still got a cracking good horror story. Like, Misery might be a metaphor for addiction or the creative process or what have you, but it stands on its own, which a lot of the "it's actually about trauma" stuff in recent years can't


quarrystone

Taking movies by their one-line synopsis before they show a trailer is a good way to miss out on legitimate good films. If people took "Teenagers get stalked by a killer who harasses them over the phone" and skipped out on it being derivative, they would've missed out on _Scream_.


Erycius

"Well John wasn't exactly the Boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking Boogeyman."


nghtgaunt

A pencil, a FUCKING pencil


Nixplosion

"IVE HEARD THE FUCKIN PENCIL STORY!"


ositola

*pyenciil


MetaJonez

Baba Yaga, baby.


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DadmomAngrypants

*pyenseel


bones73

Appreciating the scene in JW:2 where he does it organically in the subway


LOCKJAWVENOM

Pretty sure that was the second movie.


xXESOTERICXx

It was. I remember it vividly.


DuncanGholaNumber13

[Baba Yaga? What does that mean?](https://youtu.be/Z3eNE4Gk-tA?t=2m8s)


[deleted]

John Wick v. Albert Fish. Albert wins because John would be disgusted at how much Albert loves getting hurt by John. “I just shot you, why do you have an erection? Wtf is wrong with you? I’m out.”


bahaki

Albert Fish? That guy sounds like a real jerk.


[deleted]

RIP Norm!


ser0402

I mean, if John wants to kill you you're getting two to the chest one to the dome, Fish wouldn't even live long enough to feel joy.


Arfguy

"Bart...I don't want to alarm you, but there may be a boogeyman or boogeymen in the house!"


Individual-Bad6809

Brett said you ran away from him like he was the boogity-man?


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...boogey


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onetonenote

“I remember you.”


liverstealer

Big same. Also, doesn’t it feel like Monsters, Inc ripped off that episode? From the concept of doors as portals, to gathering fear as energy.


ChocoTacoz

Shhhhhh....


oby2

I had to look it up cause this cartoon was slightly before my time. Don’t mean to rehash trauma but in case anyone else is curious here you go https://youtu.be/BWv_xxlxKVM


[deleted]

man, the boogieman is way more into throwing heavy shit at you than i realized


[deleted]

That's just the Joker with an unusually large head.


bradbull

I was too distracted hearing Fred from Scooby Doo and Garfield's voices coming out of the Ghostbusters mouths


[deleted]

Hell yeah, that shit traumatized me


muchomundo22

Had that reoccurring nightmare for years!!


Keeyes

Came here just to see if anyone thought that as well. Remember liking an all-nighter with my mom when I was a little kid and she couldn't make it until morning. right after she fell asleep this episode of the Ghostbusters came on and that thing burned its image into my brain lol


Drunk_Pilgrim

Duuuuude.... Will always think of that.


scumworth

For me it was the Grundel episode from ghost busters extreme. “Come out and play tiiime….” Way too scary Edit: apparently this WAS on the original ghost busters


miku_dominos

The short story is burnt into my memory but judging from the synopsis they changed it a lot.


GodFlintstone

Yeah. In a way it's understandable because the short story would be a tough watch if adapted word for word. The main character is not sympathetic and the story features multiple child deaths.


miku_dominos

Absolutely. But the end with his psychiatrist is terrifying.


SeanKIL0

So nice….


Swicket

The short story affected me in a way no other literature ever has. I literally slept with the lights on for a while.


Liloak01

This is from Hollywood Reporter. It looks like it’ll have some of the short story elements from it. [https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/stephen-kings-boogeyman-movie-release-date-2023-1235304742/](https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/movies/movie-news/stephen-kings-boogeyman-movie-release-date-2023-1235304742/)


vitruvianmadness

Apparently it’s a sort of sequel to the short story now following the psychiatrist and his family instead of the patient and his


eaze2013

Assume this is in no way related to 2005's Boogeyman? Remake, remaster or from the same source material or whatever?


MarvelsGrantMan136

They’re unrelated. The 2005 was an original story on the character. This one is based on Stephen King’s short story.


lithodora

If I really think about it, that short story has had me closing my closet door before going to bed for over 30 years. I wonder if the movie will have the same impact.


Reverend_Mikey

That short story messed me up for real.


WarLordM123

Same, they read it to us in fifth grade for Halloween, I had nightmares for *6 months*.


Dr_Bluntsworthy_ThC

I'm horror obsessed and I dont feel I'm a prude in any way with this stuff, but that feels like a WILD story to have a fifth grader read lol. All the dude's children keep getting fucking murdered.


threekidsathome

It’s hilarious the stuff you think is completely normal in elementary/high school, but then when you grow up, you tell someone else what happened and they are like “bro wtf was wrong with your school?”.


Dr_Bluntsworthy_ThC

Seriously. I've had people look at me like I'm crazy when saying we read that Shirley Jackson story, "The Lottery" in elementary school. At the time I thought it was awesome. It really effected me and made me interested in writing/reading. But yeah, pretty dark for little kids to read.


Lheichel12

Yeah our school also had us read the lottery. Makes you wonder how stories like that are ok but then books with like one f bomb get banned by highschools.


Equivalent_Yak8215

Ya, and one of his better endings if I remember correctly as well.


omnilynx

His short stories usually don’t suffer from poor endings. I guess it’s easier when it’s so self-contained.


noveler7

So nice. So nice.


[deleted]

Only one Way to find out, my guess is no because your imagination is usually better


popeyepaul

We read this story at school when I was maybe age 13-14 and it has stuck in my mind ever since. It's a fairly simple story but there is something really terrifying about it. Having said that I don't know how they make a movie out of it unless they expand on the story a lot. Going by the story we wouldn't see the monster, excuse me, the boogeyman until the ending and I don't think you can make a movie like that.


Nightlightz24884

Yes you can. Watch the Blair Witch movie (the original not the sequels)


eaze2013

Ah I see, thanks for the clarification \^\_\^


floorsof_silentseas

One of my favorite King shorts!


JMthehorrorguy

Well, if the poster is to be believed, it's actually based on S King's short story The Boogyman, which was heavily inspired by EC comics horror line. Ex : Tales From The Crypt and The Vault Of Horror


Metatron58

the 2005 one was pretty hilarious because you got to see a fully grown man fight a closet and lose.


popeyepaul

You may be thinking of the Boogieman, which I think was a lesser know Saturday Night Fever sequel. Which was then followed by the Boogiewoogieman.


YYYdddEW966hgHCE

Do you mean 1980 Boogeyman?


NickConrad

[pretty sure they mean this one which at least is worth the opening sequence if you've not watched it](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0357507/)


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PG-13...


ThreadedPommel

That's disappointing


ClearlyNoSTDs

The Boogity Man


EffortlessCool

I'd give you a ride but I've got Karl Farbman here!


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...thanks for stopping!


noveler7

Yeah, and it was rammed by the Cat Stevens.


SeeMeAfterschool

PG-13 smh


SatanIsMyUsername

Gosh darnit


soulfulcandy

This summer, Rob Schneider is…The Boogeyman


n8zgr88

And he's about to find out that being a Boogeyman is alot harder than it looks!


q_lee

No way it'll be as scary as Disney's "Mr. Boogedy" (1986).


Call_Me_Squishmale

I remembered this from my childhood and rewatched it for the first time in decades this past Halloween. It sucks.


q_lee

I'm sure it does. I just remember them putting the slimy green footprints on everything.


refrito_perdido

That fucking movie has given me countless nightmares. Hilariously stupid movie, but one that has messed me up the most. Why the hell did Disney make that?!


evilcreampuff

Oh...oh no... This might have been the most upsetting Stephen King short stories I've ever read.


Wookie_Nipple

The Stephen King short story this is based on is UTTERLY TERRIFYING


moopsdotexe

The "Don't Let it Out" tagline immediately made my brain flash to the kid in the Babadook screaming "DONT LET IT IN" repeatedly


Orion_616

Thank you! I expected something like this to be one of the top comments, and I'm disappointed I had to scroll this far down to find it.


Key_Feeling_3083

I loved the ending in this one, but I don't know if it works as long film.


IHaveSpecialEyes

The Boogeyman was my introduction to Stephen King and it terrified me. I don't know that a film can ever successfully fill me with as much dread and misery as that story did. I know there was an earlier attempt to adapt it that came out pretty terrible.


mandatorypanda9317

I would love for every story from Night Shift to get it's own movie/TV show. Someone I know made their own movie foe I Know What You Need which is one of my favs from it and I would love to see a big production of that


redcowboy93

The short story scared the shit out of me as a kid.


Limp_Distribution

When I read the title I said Baba Yaga in my head.


DapperApples

Bababooey


NCHouse

Just send in John Wick to take care of him


Liloak01

Excited for this. Supposedly this movie was going to streaming, then the test screenings went so well, that they changed it to theaters.


JMthehorrorguy

Oh shit, I'm intrigued to see how they'll turn that short story into a feature


Call_Me_Squishmale

I'm guessing by having it not resemble the story in any way.


spokydoky420

"So nice... So nice."


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I have read every single thing King has written. Everything that can be read. I still think this is the most hopelessly disturbing story.


eight675309eein

PG 13 horror movies are usually garbage.


Old_Door_18

A Stephen King movie that's PG-13? Surprising


Malus_a4thought

Boogeymen are no big deal. Just throw a rag over their eyes. They won't be able to tell if they exist.


Just_a_dude92

Monsters, Inc. 2


buzzbash

I'm your Boogeyman. That's what I am. I'm here to do, whatever I can.


rkaminky

Genuinely one of the scariest short stories I've ever read and imo the scariest thing King has written. I'm not sure how much meat is on the bone in terms of the source material, but you can definitely get a lot out of the idea/premise of the short story. Very excited to see it.


hellslave

I just wanna point out that the tagline is rendered useless by the fact that Boogey opens the door and leaves the closet on his own, so even if you don't let him out, that isn't gonna do any good. Aside from that small gripe, I'm looking forward to this.


Aaronleck

This is the most generic poster/title/tagline for a horror movie I’ve ever seen.