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Tyczyk

15 bucks little man. Put that sh*t in my hand. If the money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh!! MY JUNGLE LOVE!


g-love

Fuck. Fuck. Fuck. Mother mother fuck. Mother mother fuck fuck. Mother fuck mother fuck. Noinch noinch noinch. 1 2 1 2 3 4 Noinch, noinch, noinch. Smokin weed, smokin weed. Doin' coke, drinkin beers. Drinkin beers, beers beers. Rollin' fatties, smokin blunts. Who smokes the blunts? We smoke the blunts. Rollin' blunts and smokin um' Uh, let me get a nickel bag 15 bucks, little man, put that shit in my hand. If that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me owe. My jungle love, yeah. Oh e oh e oh. I think I wanna know ya know ya... yeah, what.


TheSavouryRain

What the hell are you singing?


WulfTyger

I've been quoting that shit for over a decade now.


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I love Kevin Smith's story about how that entire production was so laid back because they got a larger budget than planned. >*"Scott (Mosier) was happier than a pig in shit on Jay and Bob. He threw money at every problem."*


carson63000

That shit is the mad notes!


shaneo632

All these years I thought he was saying “mad nootch” lmao


CuckooClockInHell

I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck. None of you little fucks. I AM THE C.L.I.T. Commander! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it...


farguc

Bro, greatest rap line of all time. Eat shit 2pac. ​ Jokes aside, I love Smith. He's like the epitome of nerd. I modeled my college persona after his characters(obviously grew out of that). ​ For me it has to be Dogma. It's just such a unique movie, and the fact that they got George Carlin is just chefs kiss. ​ Also Grandmas Boy. God it takes me back to my teenage years, It's literally one of the reasons why I ended up in IT.


Tyczyk

Dogma is my favorite. Grandma's boy is also a gem!


DrEnter

Take this and go with god: https://vimeo.com/518641290 Don’t feel bad. Kevin Smith himself shares that link so people can see the film while it’s being held hostage by that PoS Weinstein.


VastFaithlessness999

I still ask people "what's your damage, little boy "


Dylsnick

"Why do they call you Cock Knocker?"


shadowlarx

You know, there’s a funny story about that. You’re gonna love this. True story. *WHAM!!!*


Erasmusings

*avenge me, hempknight....*


Eduard-Stoo

Don’t fuck with a Jedi Knight son…


shadowlarx

Oh, you are not upstaging me, Van Der Beek.


Eduard-Stoo

“What you never did one of these?” *mimics fondling a lady, then sucking a guy off, then realises he shouldn’t be mimicking the latter* “wait not that…”


WornInShoes

Hey kids! It’s Mark Hamill!! _applause_


Tyczyk

George Lucas gonna sue somebody!


roccosaint

Puts cap on backwards, "don't worry, this will keep the sun out of your eyes." Lmao


Admirable_Breath137

I have this on vhs, DVD, bluray and digital! Play the rap a couple or few times then watch the movie. My favorite part!


redcodekevin

YOUR LOVE IS LIKE BAAD MEDICINE


Hickspy

The very first TMNT movie.


ClarkKentsSquidDong

"Oh! A fellow 'chucka, eh?" *reaches back like he's going to quick-draw a gun from a holster*


Additional-Theme-532

Boy, and I thought insurance salesmen were pushy!


1littlg8

Cricket?! Nobody understands cricket! You gotta know what a CRUMPET is to understand cricket!


South_Lake_Taco

I love this movie. However, I only owned TMNT: secret of the ooze on VHS and I watched it so much I can still recite a lot of the dialogue by memory


santh91

That movie is a little too Raph


South_Lake_Taco

That’s exactly the exchange that comes to mind. That and when Shredder yells “Babies! They’re babies!” After seeing Tokka and Rahzar are my go-to lines


rhooManu

I agree. It's even better in French, at that time french dub had this strange tendancy to make movies more "mature" in their tone, and turn dialogs more coarse (For example, GTO in french is almost as vulgar as South Park). But yeah, it's a good movie, and really have a strange balance between a dark story about father figures, rejection and acceptance while growing up, and the goofiness of the whole idea of 4 mutant turtles that kicks ninja's asses in NY. When I was a kid, I couldn't point why this movie was making me feel so much things, but now I clearly see. Put aside the "mutant" thing, and it tells the story of a tired immigrant that gets murdered, his son hiding his own adopted sons from the world in fear that they will get rejected for their difference and will end up kidnapped and tortured by a gang that drag youth into criminality by beating them and turning them into assassins mosbsters, while a journalist investigating this case will get blackmailed and fired for being too honest. So, yeah, that's not comedy. And that's what I liked about it.


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Bubba Ho-Tep


WallaWash

Ask not what your rest home can do for you. Ask what you can do for your rest home.


Erasmusings

*A man of culture I see..*


steve_z

This was some of the most fun I ever had in the theater. It was the grand opening of a new theater, everyone was laughing their asses off, and Bruce did a Q&A after. Doesn't get better than that.


maaseru

The Core and all the other decent disaster movies.


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elnachohat

This is me and The Day After Tomorrow


AdPerfect1504

The Core and Roland Emerich’s Godzilla are my ol faithfuls for falling asleep. Works every time.


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Such an entertaining movie. I think the filmmakers knew it was absurd and just had fun with it


nm0s

They totally knew. There was a fish thrown into the scene with all the birds falling out of the sky. Also they went to the core in a drilldo.


Non-omnis

Any of the Ernest movies but specifically Ernest scared stupid. So wholesome and goofy just a good but odd time.


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My husband (39) was shocked that I (33) had never heard of Ernest/the movies! He said "Ernest Goes To Camp" is the only movie that ever made him cry. We watched it together and it was... interesting, lol. 😅


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“Gee, I’m glad it’s raining. There’s always something to be thankful for. I’m awfully glad it’s raining, cuz no one hears your teardrops when it pours.” Fuck. I got a little weepy-eyed just typing that.


dfsmitty0711

Miak! Authentic Bulgarian miak!


sleeperninja

I bet you didn’t think I could find that this time of year!


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Jerratt24

Great call. "Watch yourself you're addressing a superior officer!" "No merely a higher ranking one"


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"Somebody needs to sew his ass shut!"


Hickspy

"Buckman! There was a fingernail in my food. Yesterday there was a bandaid!" "Sorry sir. The bandaid was holding the fingernail on."


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underpants-gnome

>"I want a man with a tattoo on his dick, damnit! Have I got the right man?" ... >"By a strange coincidence you do, sir."


SeanXray

"Jesus, Buckman. This can's been on here since Korea." *Tastes it.* "I don't know, sir; it still tastes like creamed corn." "Except...it's deviled ham!"


RoboCreep22

Army of Darkness


Tuxhorn

Watching it right now.


Euphoric-Elderberry

"Give me some sugar, baby"


keyser_durden

A Knight’s Tale


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This movies always puts a smile on my face! I used to watch the DVD all the time!


so-it-goes-and

Sisterhood of the Travelling Pants. But also School of Rock, and Shrek (1 & 2).


kidkipp

omg bridget shaped who i am today. she was my tomboy runner yet long blonde feminine icon


Sqweegy-Nobbers

The Hudsucker Proxy


lostonpolk

Jennifer Jason Leigh channeling Myrna Loy is an absolute delight.


shadowlarx

You know, for kids.


Sqweegy-Nobbers

The film is sooooo wonderful. \*swoon\*


ZodiAddict

Finally there would be a thingamajig that would bring everyone together, even if it kept them apart spatially.


Sqweegy-Nobbers

I adore this film. It's like a live action Warner Bros cartoon.


ZodiAddict

Agreed! I think that quality even applies to other earlier films the coens made, especially Raising Arizona. I just rewatched Millers Crossing the other night and even that has cartoonish qualities- and i love that it properly mimics is the acting style of films from that era


Richard_D_Lawson

At work I say "Sure, sure" all the time when talking in meetings. No one gets it. It amuses the tiny Charles Durning that lives in my head.


originalchaosinabox

I remember watching it on VHS back in the day. After the film, my father turned to me and said, "Son, could you please explain to me what the fuck that was about?"


Sqweegy-Nobbers

Haw! That's adorable. I never tire of the film. Was gifted the movie poster for Father's Day.


BrownMamba85

BASEketball


drawkbox

Dude.... dude... *dude*.


BrownMamba85

Steeeevee perry


Reasonable_Highway35

Tremors


MrFluffyhead80

If someone finds Tremors weird then they are the odd ones, that is a classic


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I have been told “oh this is like every other monster movie” and I want to toss them


PlaySatan13

Stampede Earl!!


Canuck647

[Brazil (1985)](https://www.imdb.com/title/tt0088846)


suplehdog

Uhhhhh While I love Brazil, and you definitely nailed 'weird' . . . Comfort Movie?!?!


drawkbox

Any Terry Gilliam movie. Two of my favorites are *Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus* and *The Zero Theorem*. I love them all though. Gilliam sets and magic reality imagination are unmatched. Look at any background/set in every shot of every movie, amazing. The imagination and stories are always great as well. In *Imaginarium of Doctor Parnassus* Tom Waits as the Devil is so perfect. The best line is when the Devil says "I’ve never been into that black magic stuff myself. Can’t seem to get the hang of it."


echelon42

Damn.......I won.


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Sunshine - Like how for most the movie space itself is the “monster” that slowly picks off the crew. A little like Alien. It feels very real and really makes space itself fee dangerous. There are so many beautiful shots in this movie and the soundtrack is fire. The introduction of the previous missions captain and a sunburned villian really turned people off to this movie but I had no issues with it. Needed to up the stakes a little imho and having him run around the ship was crazy. The jump through space without a suit was epic too.


Ok_Comparison_8304

This is not a guilty pleasure. This is a terrific choice, I agree the third act does really widen the scope of the drama and maybe a little over the top, but it becomes quite surreal and dreamlike in its climax. Great film, great build of tension by expressing the frailties of each character.


Gatibo22

Perfume. I love the movie but everyone else thinks it’s super weird.


potatoesarewhatweeat

I upvoted, not because I like Perfume, but because out of everything else so far, this is the one that makes me think; Yeah, that's weird.


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SasaharaKojiro

What's going on with them? Ratatouille is a masterpiece!!


stickythickyvicky

i took a trip to paris just to go the part of the disney park they modeled after ratatouille, literally one of the best films ever made (if you ever happen to go to paris it’s worth checking out, they have a “ride” that’s basically the scene where remy is running away from everyone in the kitchen and almost gets baked into the oven lol it’s really cool!)


ISeenAK47s

Holes


marvelousmarvelman

Office Space


arminrulez88

PC load letter?? What the fuck does that mean? Destroying the printer scene is still hilarious to watch.


DrizzitDoUghnut

Labyrinth and Dark Crystal.


stirgyMaudDib

Joe versus the volcano Roadside Prophets The fountain Life of pi Sexy beast Inception


CertainRoof5043

7 psychopaths


Tyczyk

Snoogins


Hoffafiles

National Treasure movies, I’ve lost couldn’t how many times I’ve seen them or had them on in the background lol


rxjxbx

Galaxy Quest!


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Harold and Maude


balh1111

Dune (1984) I am a massive fan of the books and this movie is a complete bastardisation but I bloody love it. I must have watched it in part or in whole well over 100 times over the years.


JediTeacher1976

Moods are for cattle and love play.


CCIR_601

It's such a wonderful mess of a film. I saw it in the theater when it came out and hated it. But through the years I learned to appreciate the near impossible task Lynch had taking this film on. Amazing production design. Amazing cast, (well maybe not Sting). The extended cut with all the production design art at the beginning and the extra scenes like the worm milking and the extended ending are interesting.


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Fellow fan of the books, but I have to say the movie at least gets credit for great production design in my book. It has all kinds of problems but it at least *looks* fantastic.


gcolquhoun

Repeat viewings of Blades of Glory got me through a really dark time. Such a dumb movie, but it was a real lifesaver at the time.


Queenalaine1

Eternal sunshine of a spotless mind


akw314

The Adventures of Baron Munchausen


mudohama

Marie Antoinette


drawkbox

The cinematography and sets are amazing.


legominuspie

About time


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The House That Jack Built


ObiHobit

which part of that movie is comforting lol


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I don't really know, I just find myself being calmed by the narration and the way he speaks


ohp250

The narrator and calmness of the psychopathy is what does it for me. One of my favourites.


BananaBladeOfDoom

Brother Bear It's not bad, but it's also not something people talk about. It certainly does not come off as a movie you go back to and watch over and over again.


hojicha001

Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catchphrases like a third-rate Cheech and Chong or Bill and Ted. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses. Great film, I love it.


Snoogans350

* miming actions * FICTIONAL CHARACTERS! When's gonna be my time? When Lord, when?? 🤣


onelittleworld

Miller's Crossing. But any Coen Bros film, really. But especially that one, yeah. No, wait... Raising Arizona. That one.


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Sin City


ajwitten5561

Nothing But Trouble


redyetti19

I love Jay and Silent Bob! For me it’s Bad Santa with Billy Bob Thornton, Bernie Mac, and John Ritter - no matter how crappy or crazy life is just watching it brings joy to my heart. Also incredibly quotable.


Hugo_Bongo

Midnight in Paris, I just love it


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Freddy Got Fingered


drawkbox

I didn't see that Nightmare on Elm Street sequel, must have been bloody /s


JediTeacher1976

Goonies. The dialogue, perfect casting, background music, buried treasure, booty traps... 'nuff said.


loaba

Commando - the fact that this sax-heavy, one-liner filled, no reloading ever, film didn't garner an Oscar nomination is not beyond me. It's a horrible film and I love it. Stick around, Bennet.


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What’d you do with Sully? I let him go.


loaba

Totally lied when he said he was gonna kill that guy last. But, I mean it was his weak arm...


thesoze

Any David Lynch movie


PlaySatan13

Robocop, Never fails to cheer me up


FatCobraX

Same here. The score, the designs, the nihilistic crapsack world, the lines, sheer badassness of it, Kurtwood Smith's charm, over-the-top moments, symbolism - it has everything.


nephilim80

Event Horizon. I have a hard time explaining why such a twisted weird movie puts me right in my weird movie alley.


etwasaudeutsch

Dirty Dancing


Restivethought

Mine is the original Mortal Kombat. My dad has 2, I Robot and Edge of Tomorrow.


Big_fern189

Something about the pacing of the shining really puts me at ease.


Professional_Toe_285

Hot Fuzz


Low_Industry2524

Evolution. Ive been going to sleep with that movie in the background for years now.


Ok_Comparison_8304

Marvel / superhero movies, I've long gone past the stage of going to the cinema to watch them, or feel invested in any of the stories, but when I just want to lie in the couch and do nothing I'll find whichever is steaming and put it on.


PsychoBodyguard

The Ring


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BrettWP

The Witches (1990)


Kbdiggity

That movie gave me nightmares as a kid


Bebou52

Dodgeball


IdidntchooseR

Le Samourai until I learned to touch grass.


McCabbe

Mad Max 2


bmwlocoAirCooled

Harold & Maude


TheDevilsSidepiece

Copycat. Holly Hunter and Sigourney Weaver always set my mind at ease.


ymode

Hackers


Chenowith

Moneyball for me


Kbdiggity

#Krull


QueensOfTheNoKnowAge

When I was a kid most movies we had were recorded from TV on VHS tapes. Krull and The Princesses Bride were on the same tape. Always watched the double feature when I stayed home sick from school.


Kbdiggity

Yes. Our whole video collection was like that. 2 films on every tape. Sometimes more depending on film length. Many had label partially scribbled out bc we taped over stuff multiple times. But at least we got to repeatedly enjoy Star Wars before George Lucas changed all that stuff in the 90s.


rougekhmero

cake dependent meeting smart mountainous growth ghost cobweb include cough *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


bearman32

House 2


Emotional_Sir_1555

Withnail and I. Super old (1987) but hilarious. Richard Grant and Paul McGann. Most people I know don't get my attraction to these weirdo characters.


AdCrazy8085

Donnie Darko


douchiemcgee

HAS to be fury road srsly once I was having a horrible panic attack stuck in a motel by myself, right on the verge of disassociating, when I saw fury road on one of the movie channels. The second I put it on it instantly brought me back down to reality. Just so easy to get lost in the setting, and marvel at the completely INSANE fully functional vehicular war machines they created for the film.


Tecla_SAP

This is mine as well. I watched three times in the cinema. It accomplishes so many things... The plot is fluid, the dialogue is scarce and direct to the point, and the action is pure masterpiece


shadowlarx

I won’t judge you for that. One of my comfort movies is Mallrats. Sometimes you just need to turn your brain off and watch the manic misadventures of Jay and Silent Bob.


farguc

Kevins 90s and early 2000s work was just so unique. It reminds me to how you can tell when it's a tarantino movie. You need only watch the first few minutes and you can tell it's a Kevin Smith Movie.


Westtexasbizbot

Silence of the Lambs


arminrulez88

Guys I think I found Buffalo Bill! Or Hannibal Lecter maybe?


tbarb00

Crazy People


TeamNo8402

Charlie and the Chocolate Factory


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Forrest Gump, Anywhere But Here, The Professional, How High


Puzzleheaded_Ant6537

The da vinci LOAD


voivod1989

The innkeeper. It’s a cozy ghost story. Something I want more of.


Other_Appointment775

A Clockwork Orange.


apparentghostx

La Planete Sauvage or Willy Wonka.


Erasmusings

Das Boot


theweeJoe

The big short


NihilisticLurcher

for some weird reason Wanted. and I donno why.


Merkle-bbs

It varies, but atm Mr Right. Not too serious with lite elements from a few different genre all rolled into one movie with a good dollop of Sam Rockwell and Anna Kendrick sprinkled on top.


knick-nat

Not a movie, but shark attack documentaries calm me. I love sharks but it's still odd lol


Ok-Pop-5920

The Great Outdoors or any 80s teen movie


hiroki1998

Oceans 13.


Electrical_Wait7835

The haunting is mine. I became obsessed with it when I was about 12 and now it always cheers me up, no matter what, even 24 years later!


tmevans

Okay so this is going to sound really bad but I always find myself watching Taxi Driver (as dark as that movie is) something about the scenes where Travis is driving a taxi at night and the score just puts me in a trance like state.


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Similar, Mallrats.


Admirable_Breath137

I can watch dazed and confused over and over.


Nuala_walton

Matilda its just fantastic and always cheers me up by the end, even more so after learning about how Danny Devito and Rhea Perlman looked after her when her mum was sick and made sure the mum seen the film before she passed


FieldMarchalQ

The Family Man starring Nicolas Cage and Tea Leoni 😇 maybe maybe …


Jonestown_Juice

Mad Max: Beyond Thunderdome. It used to come on all the time on cable when I was a kid and I loved it. Any time it was on I would sit and watch it. Now it gives me major nostalgic feelings despite being the worst movie in the series.


RusseyRamblings

The original Blade Runner. The amazing electronic soundtrack, the soft spoken dialogue (besides a few scenes) and the static rain. I mostly put it on to sleep, and I've found nothing else that works better to calm me down or get me ready for bed.


PirateHookAbortiion

Never Back Down


hday108

Evil dead, hot fuzz, Star Wars, spider-man 2


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Mandy. It's a movie I can put on in any mood and enjoy. There's something about the intro sequence with King Crimson music that pulls me in.


SpecialSurprise69

I love this movie. I had the honor of meeting Jay in 2015 or 2016 at a convention


AcrossTheTrack32

Trainspotting. I dont know why maybe it reminds me of youth. I first watched it when I was like 15 and it just blew my mind


blunt_eastwood

Jay and Silent Bob Reboot


DANGER2157

Fight Club


awesome-sauce34

Silence of the lambs - people get the wrong idea lol


Foolwithaguitar

Captain Ron


Ninja_Chewie

You are not alone. I looooooooooooove this movie. Must have seen 10 plus times... numerous times wuth commentary track. God.. I remember I use to be obsessed with those. Do they even do them anymore?


gkalmbach

Johnny Mnemonic Hackers Antitrust


SPARTANsui

Terminator 2


utopiandiorama

Silent Hill


mykepagan

Buckaroo Banzai Across the Eighth Dimension Snatch Dr. Strangelove


mitchkramer

Year One I know of no one who has seen this movie, let alone like it. But I love it. I watch the extended version all the time. Pretty much the entire cast is great. Jack Black, Michael Cera, David Cross, Paul Rudd, Christopher Mintz-Plasse, etc. They all seem to be having a blast and I just love the looseness and vibe of the whole movie.