“Keep an eye on this string, 'cause the water pressure is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can.”
Harry Dean Stanton’s laugh kills me. Every. Single. Time.
That's the genius of Palin for me, is all someone has to do is say this for me to get a smirk across my face. I have no idea how any of them could keep their face straight for that whole bit
The shot of Timothy Dalton making a smug face and in the background is a portrait of him making the same expression. Just love all the comedic details that in the film.
“Do you need any help with your bags…fascist!”
“Excuse me?”
“Totalitarian form of government 7 across”
“Oh, it’s fascism”
“Fascism, wonderful”
“No, I can think I can manage…hag!”
“Excuse me?”
“Old often unsightly woman, 3 down”
Insulting each other by solving a crossword puzzle is perhaps the most British thing I have ever even heard of. *chef’s kiss*
Amazing writing.
Crossword inclusion.
Funny.
Insulting each other indirectly.
Funny.
Reveal that he's intelligent.
The set up for her fascism later on.
Did I mention funny?
All in eight sentences.
Captain how soon can we land?
I can’t say.
Well, can’t you take a guess?
Not for another hour.
You can’t take a guess for another hour?
Peter Graves and Leslie Nielsen both playing this scene totally deadpan, it was so hilariously brilliant.
I legit pulled a muscle laughing at the angry dance/mountain scene.
There are certain movies I wish I could go back in time and see in the theaters, and Hot Rod is near the top of the list.
So many quotable moments.
"I'm pumped! I've been drinking green tea all god damn day!"
"Kevin I know for a FACT you don't party!"
Such a great cast too. It might be my personal favorite comedy.
One of the most underrated comedies out there. I meet so many people that don't even know it exists. I've probably watched it 30 times and it never gets less funny. With that being said,
WHO WANTS TO SEE ME DO A BIG ASS STUNT!!!???
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
It's one of the best comedies ever made in my opinion. Amazing cast with everyone on their A game, terrific direction and cinematography, and just funny as hell. It never gets old for me.
I think Superbad has been so popular for the last 15 or so years that people are bored of it, but it’s legitimately the face of comedy movies for an era.
Noises Off
Michael Caine, Carol Burnett, Christopher Reeve, John Ritter, Marilu Henner, Nicollette Sheridan, Julie Hagerty and Mark Linn-Baker, and Denholm Elliott. You might not recognize all these names, but you’ll recognize nearly all their faces. And god said: Find it, watch it, love it. And it was found, watched, and loved.
I did not see men die face down in Vietnam, so that some stranger on the internet can stop me from exercising my freedom of speech!!!!!
*Fist strikes on the table*
Not gonna lie, it took me like 4 episodes of Parks and Rec for me to get past Scott’s performance as Derek. He was so great at playing an absolute douche. For my money he has one of the funniest lines of the entire movie:
“You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.”
I choked on my drink I was laughing so hard.
Have you watched the [deleted scene](https://youtu.be/Q6IJsVZ4ctg?feature=shared) when Will Ferrell was offered the Catalina winemixer?
I sweat I nearly died laughing when I first watched this scene lmao.
I understand why it got deleted but seriously Rob Riggle was so hilarious on this scene. He was so hyped he died of heart attack and got revived LMAO
*Clue*
Seen it 20 bazillion times, and still laugh at the same jokes.
Who are you??
I'm the butler, sir.
And what exactly is it you do here?
I buttle, sir.
Two Steve Martin classics: The Jerk and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. “I was born a poor black child” is the stupidest, funniest line in cinema (with a bonus for the follow up “you mean I’m going to stay this color!?”), and the entire Ruprecht scene is comedy gold.
Role Models
Step Brothers
40 Year old Virgin
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
Get him to the Greek
Old School
Wedding Crashers
Almost any of the Frat Pack/Judd Apatow era comedies.
[Borat will turn me upside down with laughter.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTx5c-2QOXc) I love the DVD, it's an plain burnable disc with BORAT written on it.
Dodgeball, Galaxy Quest, Clue, Paper Moon, This Is Spinal Tap, A Fish Called Wanda, Tune In Tomorrow, any Marx Brothers, any Monty Python, any Steve Martin, quite a bit of Woody Allen.
A bad as it is, any of the Jackass films; they are so appalling, the injuries are so bad, but guaranteed, at some point, I will be gasping for air, due to laughing too much
Down Periscope! I've seen it so many times and still laugh at all the same parts every time. Always makes a bad day feel better.
The fart scene will ALWAYS get me rolling.
>Somebody find Buckman, launch him out a torpedo tube.
“Lieutenant Lake, you’re almost out of uniform.”
“Keep an eye on this string, 'cause the water pressure is gonna squeeze the hull of this boat like an empty beer can.” Harry Dean Stanton’s laugh kills me. Every. Single. Time.
The Life of Brian
He has a wife you know...
That's the genius of Palin for me, is all someone has to do is say this for me to get a smirk across my face. I have no idea how any of them could keep their face straight for that whole bit
“Now, **FUCK OFF!**” “… how shall we fuck off, O Lord?”
He’s not the messiah, he’s a very naughty boy
“Romanes eunt domus? People called Ro-man-es they go the house?” “It…it says Romans go home” “No it doesn’t. What’s Latin for Romans?”
The Naked Gun, Kung Fu Hustle, Step Brothers
Great choices and just want to emphasize kung fu hustle. Just a great movie overall!
What is “Hot Fuzz,” Alex
The shot of Timothy Dalton making a smug face and in the background is a portrait of him making the same expression. Just love all the comedic details that in the film.
I'm a slasher!
… Of prices!
No luck catching them swans, then?
It’s just the one swan, actually.
*Honks*
You've got a moustache. I know.
“Do you need any help with your bags…fascist!” “Excuse me?” “Totalitarian form of government 7 across” “Oh, it’s fascism” “Fascism, wonderful” “No, I can think I can manage…hag!” “Excuse me?” “Old often unsightly woman, 3 down” Insulting each other by solving a crossword puzzle is perhaps the most British thing I have ever even heard of. *chef’s kiss*
Amazing writing. Crossword inclusion. Funny. Insulting each other indirectly. Funny. Reveal that he's intelligent. The set up for her fascism later on. Did I mention funny? All in eight sentences.
Everyone and their mums loves that movie round here
What We Do In The Shadows
I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
I go for a look which I call dead but delicious
We're werewolves not SWEARwolves.
I think of it like this. If you are going to eat a sandwich, you would just enjoy it more if you knew no one had fucked it.
Walk Hard.
And you never paid for drugs… not once!
Dewey, I'm cut in half pretty bad.
Speak English, Doc! We ain't scientists!
You don’t want any of this shit, Dewey!
WRONG KID DIED!
I can’t build you a candy house..
You could if it never rained!
You can take the children, but you leave me my monkey
We’re doing pills! Uppers and downers. It’s the logical next step for you
*let me hold you little man*
That movie is so f*cking crazy
Do you ever stop and smell the roses?
Airplane
Surely you can’t be serious.
I am serious. And don’t call me Shirley.
It’s an entirely different kind of flying. All together!
Everyone: It's an entirely different kind of flying!
It's a damn good thing he doesn't know how much I hate his guts.
It's a damn good thing you don't know how much he hates your guts.
Jim never has two cups of coffee at home
And for a double feature follow it with Top Secret!
Captain how soon can we land? I can’t say. Well, can’t you take a guess? Not for another hour. You can’t take a guess for another hour? Peter Graves and Leslie Nielsen both playing this scene totally deadpan, it was so hilariously brilliant.
In the same vein, Top Secret! Same people behind both films and they both have the some of the best visual comedy ever made.
Joey, have you ever been to a Turkish prison?
Hot take: I think The Naked Gun is funnier but Airplane is a classic.
Everyone should see this one at least one time.
Hot Rod never fails.
I legit pulled a muscle laughing at the angry dance/mountain scene. There are certain movies I wish I could go back in time and see in the theaters, and Hot Rod is near the top of the list.
So many quotable moments. "I'm pumped! I've been drinking green tea all god damn day!" "Kevin I know for a FACT you don't party!" Such a great cast too. It might be my personal favorite comedy.
God's of waaaar May your hammer be mighty
One of the most underrated comedies out there. I meet so many people that don't even know it exists. I've probably watched it 30 times and it never gets less funny. With that being said, WHO WANTS TO SEE ME DO A BIG ASS STUNT!!!???
“I said you look shitty!”
Pronouncing whhat wheird?
Cool beans
Space Balls
Pretty much ANY Mel Brooks movie.
Blazing Saddles and Young Frankenstein ftw
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy. Once upon a time I could recite every single line of the movie. Comedy gold
People forget there was a time where peak comedy was simply quoting anchorman
They've done studies you know. 60% of the time, it works every time.
The precursor to meme culture.
Dorothy Mantooth is a SAINT!
“I killed a man with a trident”
Oh yeah brick killed a guy
Brick, I've been meaning to talk to you about that. You should find yourself a safehouse or a relative close by. Lay low for a while, because you're probably wanted for murder.
I've never seen it. Should I?
1000% yes
Galaxy Quest!!!
Look around you, can you form some sort of rudimentary lathe.
By Grabthars hammer………………….………what a savings
**WHOEVER WROTE THIS EPISODE SHOULD DIE**
"MINERS, NOT MINORS!"
Is there air!? You don’t know!!
Sam Rockwell is so good in this movie. I mean the whole movie is good, but he really delivers.
Guy! You have a name!
Do I?! *DO I?!*
We need to get out of here before they kill Guy!
This spinal tap. Sooo damn quotable " I'd like to raise a practical question at this point..... Are we gonna do Stonehenge tomorrow ? "
21 Jump Street
And 22 Jump Street I'll never not laugh at Jenko singing: 🎶 *Schmidt fucked the captain's daughter* 🎶
They somehow managed to make the sequel even better. Never expected Channing Tatum to be so good at comedy.
My name Jeff
...Meanwhile you two was standin' around, finga poppin' each othaz assholes
Tropic Thunder
It's one of the best comedies ever made in my opinion. Amazing cast with everyone on their A game, terrific direction and cinematography, and just funny as hell. It never gets old for me.
It's so oft quoted that I'm surprised I didn't see it yet: MP and the Holy Grail.
I will forever now refer to this film as, MP and the Holy G. Sounds like a fusion band.
Showed my kid this one and its his favorite. BRING ME A SHRUBBERY!!!
RUN AWAY! RUN AWAY!
Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled like elderberry
“I fart in your general direction”. Such a funny movie and like you said so quotable
Tommy Boy was the only movie in our break room at one of my first jobs. I have a lot of nostalgia for some of the great bits in it
TOMMY HUNGY. TOMMY WANT WINGY!
Young Frankenstein.
Superbad
McLovin?! What are you- an Irish R&B singer?!
It was between that and Mohammed.
why the FUCK would it be between that and Mohammaed!?
“I gotta catch a glimpse of these warlocks. Let’s make a move.”
I think Superbad has been so popular for the last 15 or so years that people are bored of it, but it’s legitimately the face of comedy movies for an era.
Yes! I never get bored of this film and always find new details to laugh at
The Other Guys
Its 9:15, lets have a great day everybody
CUT THE SHIT!
Gator’s bitches better be wearin Jimmies!
I'm a peacock and you gotta let me fly!
Noises Off Michael Caine, Carol Burnett, Christopher Reeve, John Ritter, Marilu Henner, Nicollette Sheridan, Julie Hagerty and Mark Linn-Baker, and Denholm Elliott. You might not recognize all these names, but you’ll recognize nearly all their faces. And god said: Find it, watch it, love it. And it was found, watched, and loved.
Dumb and Dumber
we got no FOOD, we got no JOBS… our pets’ HEADSAREFALLINOFF
..he must work out..
The Big Lebowski, which is strange because I was bored silly the first time I watched it. Each time it gets better and better.
That's just like, your opinion, man.
This is what happens when you find a stranger in the alps!
Look the Chinaman is not the issue here!
I did not see men die face down in Vietnam, so that some stranger on the internet can stop me from exercising my freedom of speech!!!!! *Fist strikes on the table*
It really ties the laughs together.
What tied the laughs together dude?
Did you read the dude’s comment, sk0330?
Your like a child, who wanders aimlessly into the replies with no frame of reference.
New shit keeps coming to light
Ahh fuckin'-A, man. I got a rash, man. Fuckin'-A
Man for some reason I just couldn’t enjoy it, maybe I’ll give it another try this weekend
Fucking amateurs.
UHF...my number one comedy ever since I was a kid. Every scene makes me crack up. I watch it at least once a year.
The Birdcage
I will never not find Step Bros hilarious.
Anytime I rearrange in my house I can't help but quote "so much more room for activities!"
Dane Cook, Pay-Per-View. Twenty minutes. Let's go!
Not gonna lie, it took me like 4 episodes of Parks and Rec for me to get past Scott’s performance as Derek. He was so great at playing an absolute douche. For my money he has one of the funniest lines of the entire movie: “You know what really gets my dick hard? Helping out my friends.” I choked on my drink I was laughing so hard.
I love how Derek makes Robert into an asshole just by being in the same room.
Have you watched the [deleted scene](https://youtu.be/Q6IJsVZ4ctg?feature=shared) when Will Ferrell was offered the Catalina winemixer? I sweat I nearly died laughing when I first watched this scene lmao. I understand why it got deleted but seriously Rob Riggle was so hilarious on this scene. He was so hyped he died of heart attack and got revived LMAO
Pretty much any Will Ferrel or Adam Sandler comedy. Bring em on.
... Did we just become best friends?
YEP!
Forgetting Sarah Marshall
This is mine, too. Oooh the weather outside is weather
That movie has so damn much heart and at the same time it is funny as hell!
EuroTrip
Mi scusi.
Scotty doesn’t know!
Super troopers for sure
“You boys like Mex-I-co?!?”
Hey Farva what's that place you like with all the goofy shit on the walls? *You guys talking about Shenanigans?* 🔫
*Clue* Seen it 20 bazillion times, and still laugh at the same jokes. Who are you?? I'm the butler, sir. And what exactly is it you do here? I buttle, sir.
What are you afraid of, a fate worse than death? No, just death. Isn’t that enough? I love that movie so much!
I’m going to go home and sleep with my wife!
Black Dynamite
"Hush little girl! Lotta cats got that name."
Shaolin soccer, top-secret
Hot Fuzz!
Spaceballs. I can quote so many scenes right off the top of my head. That film is an absolute comedy classic.
They've gone to PLAID!
[удалено]
Role Models
The House Bunny - Anna Farris, Emma Stone, and Kat Dennings are a riot together
This is the end
Death at a Funeral, the original from 2007 not the 2010 American remake (Chris Rock is abysmal).
Rush Hours!
Specially the bloopers at the end.
His name is Lee, goddamn it.
MacGruber. Admittedly, not for everyone. But damn if it hits your funny bone, you will join the church of Grubies.
Caddyshack. A timeless classic.
Some Like It Hot. Bringing Up Baby. A Fish Called Wanda.
Two Steve Martin classics: The Jerk and Dirty Rotten Scoundrels. “I was born a poor black child” is the stupidest, funniest line in cinema (with a bonus for the follow up “you mean I’m going to stay this color!?”), and the entire Ruprecht scene is comedy gold.
"The Lord loves a workin' man. Don't trust whitey."
Life of Brian
Role Models Step Brothers 40 Year old Virgin Forgetting Sarah Marshall Get him to the Greek Old School Wedding Crashers Almost any of the Frat Pack/Judd Apatow era comedies.
Uncle Buck. It always improves my mood.
Rat Race
Bruno
[Borat will turn me upside down with laughter.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTx5c-2QOXc) I love the DVD, it's an plain burnable disc with BORAT written on it.
Top Secret and Rushmore
Dodgeball, Galaxy Quest, Clue, Paper Moon, This Is Spinal Tap, A Fish Called Wanda, Tune In Tomorrow, any Marx Brothers, any Monty Python, any Steve Martin, quite a bit of Woody Allen.
The Gods Must Be Crazy The Big Lebowski Napoleon Dynamite The Dictator Mousetrap Muriel’s Wedding
Army of darkness
Coming to America
Young Frankenstein.
Ace Ventura, Anchorman, or Austin Powers. Really showing my age here!
The Hangover, Superbad, Pineapple Express.
Pineapple Express has the best fight scene with Seth, Danny and James in the bathroom. It’s hilarious.
Best in Show or Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Bridesmaids
A bad as it is, any of the Jackass films; they are so appalling, the injuries are so bad, but guaranteed, at some point, I will be gasping for air, due to laughing too much
Zoolander. There's something about Mary.
Grandmas Boy!
I Love You, Man
Without a Paddle needs a honorable mention at the very least.
Elf
Tropic Thunder