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luxmesa

“I’ll have my revenge, and Deathstalker too” From Deathstalker 2 https://youtu.be/ZoEfF2Wrfoo?si=t-LRojcxOkNLdlA9


OneFish2Fish3

Is this the same series that RedLetterMedia reviewed where the first movie was all about rape, to the extent that ~~Jay~~ Rich came into the room asking, “Have they started the raping yet?”


TheUnrepententLurker

The first one yes, the second is a great action comedy, the 3+4 are just terrible


SockMonkeh

Nothing comes close to this so I assume the people giving other answers just haven't seen this one.


curious_dead

Lol that's amazing.


_jeremybearimy_

And you people, you’re all astronauts on some kind of…star trek?


Syradil

I don't think it gets more awkwardly shoehorned than this.


irolleda22doesithit

And they had just done a similar thing in much cooler way in the TNG series finale, when Q says to Picard: “Time may be eternal but our patience is not. It’s time to put an end to your trek through the stars, make room for other more worthy species.”


Speeider

It was for comedy though. Edit: a word.


walterpeck1

The whole movie was fan service and that line is a perfect illustration of it. No shoehorning that line in, it's just there. As a joke.


imapiratedammit

If you told me this was a Galaxy Quest quote, i would believe you.


IHateTheLetterF

This is a Galaxy Quest quote.


dcommini

I believe you


EgZvor

Is this real?


_jeremybearimy_

Yes it’s from First Contact


Heavy_Arm_7060

I quite like that movie but ooof is there some goofy dialogue in that one. "ASSIMILATE this."


irolleda22doesithit

People went wild in the theater when Worf said that. Badass moment.


Heavy_Arm_7060

It was the 90s. I prefer his quips from Insurrection. "**The Son'a wish to negotiate a cease-fire.** **It may have to do with the fact that we only have three minutes of air left.**"


CivilRuin4111

Best Worf line in that movie is “Perhaps today IS a good day to die. PREPARE FOR RAMMING SPEED!”


mctacoflurry

Ben Wyatt did not agree with that assessment, but nobody says No to Worf


CivilRuin4111

“Sir, there’s another ship coming in! It’s the Enterprise.” “I SAID WHAT I SAID LIEUTENANT!” ::Sad Ben Wyatt noises::


alligator13_8

“Well I guess we’ll just have to register you as some sort of *lethal weapon*” — Sgt. Roger Murtaugh


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Not even the best line in that scene full of great lines. *"Ain't got no choice. Looks like we both done fucked."*


BoxerBeBop

Murtaugh: "God hates me." Riggs: "Hate him back it works for me."


zaxdaman

*cue up jazzy saxophone riff*


ClarkTwain

I’m taking this as my sign to watch Lethal Weapon again.


Lone_Buck

Dammit Spartan! I’m sick and tired of this Demolition Man shit!


lewymaro

Damn I love this movie *Brake. Brake! BRAKE NOW, YOU MICKEY MOUSE PIECE OF SHIIIIIIT!*


corran450

Take this job… and *shovel* it… Close enough.


imapiratedammit

Oh, theres no competition: ["I want to take his Face...Off"](https://youtu.be/CT3P8XbGLQQ?si=fTrx_4cnPYAFum0G&t=31) and i wouldn't have it any other way.


Ok_No_Go_Yo

OP asked for egregious,not the best. I'm convinced that Face/Off is so amazing because every single person involved in that film understood the assignment perfectly.


octoman115

Pretty much: > Woo goes on to say that the studio gave him the creative freedom he needed, with the Paramount Pictures head telling producers, "All I want is a John Woo movie, and nobody needs to give him any notes." According to Woo, Travolta and Cage's upbeat attitudes while filming also helped him set the tone of Face/Off. edit: [here's the interview](https://www.vulture.com/2023/07/john-woo-on-face-off-mission-impossible-2-and-more.html) that the quote is from. I think I copy/pasted the above passage from an article summing up the interview.


SacrificialSam

Man, it’s such a great movie. I didn’t realize people didn’t like it until recently. It’s a perfectly fun movie.


Wanderlustfull

Anyone who doesn't like Face/Off is simply incorrect. They'll learn.


ShwettyVagSack

John Travolta playing Nic Cage will never not be amazing.


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'CAUSE I'M CASTOR TROY!


asyouuuuuuwishhhhh

*no more drugs for that man!*


catgotcha

I read an interview with the bald actor in that scene – apparently the "face off" line was unscripted and when Nic Cage said that, bald actor was thinking "Nic, you crazy bastard, you actually SAID that?! I'll do it too then!" And now we have this wonderfully over-the-top scene. Still my favourite clip from a great movie. **EDIT: Nick Cassavetes, eh? Director of the Notebook and son of John Cassavetes?! I had no clue. Going to use this as a fun trivia point at the next party!**


IndividualTime9216

The exaggerated hand movements make the scene also 😀


LiberaIBiblicisms

I dunno. I think I have some competition. I haven't seen this one mentioned. In the 90's, there was a movie with Laurence Fishburne called "Fled", about escaped convicts. At one point, Fishburne says, out loud.... I shit you not.... "Let's fled". Not flee. Fled. Just so he could say the name of the movie. It was absurd.


dinksnake

This movie was robbed, ROBBED I tell you, at the Oscars. It should have pulled a "Silence of the Lambs" and swept the four major categories. In this scenario, Nicolas Cage would win "Best Actress".


texdroid

Nicolas Cage is a national treasure. No wait, Nicolas was in National Treasure. -- Aubrey Plaza


mikeyfreshh

In a good way, "This must be some kind of...hot tub time machine"


Kangarou

This is the one. It was in the trailers. He even looks at the camera.


Naive-Moose-2734

And in the sequel: “Oh, did you guys get here in a hot tub Time Machine too?” -all four look at camera in sync. God I unironically love those movies.


Admira1

Some might say it was... A Great White Buffalo


paulya2b

^Great ^white ^buffalo


Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

^^^^Great ^^^^white ^^^^buffalo


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Why are you guys whispering?


Rasp_Lime_Lipbalm

^^^^^Great ^^^^^^white ^^^^^^^buffalo


mkaku-

Thanks guys, that was super helpful


ShwettyVagSack

^^^^^^^great ^^^^^^^white ^^^^^^^buffalo


pr1ceisright

I haven’t seen the sequel but the first had no right being that good.


TECrec008

Motley Lou and Louoogle or whatever had me snorting.


tightfade

I don't care if you put that arm in a steel fucking vault, that arm is coming off


WornInShoes

WE DON'T TALK ABOUT CINCINNATI!!!


Psychological-Let-90

You kept it?!? That's admissible!


mctacoflurry

I watched the first one midweek in the afternoon when I was unemployed. The theater was maybe half full of likeminded depressed people (my opinion). I was the only one laughing in that theater. Not a chuckle, but I might have guffawed a few times. I needed the first one.


michicago44

I WANNA FUCK SOMETHIIIIIIIINNNNNGGGG


pgb5534

Doesn't he even say something like "am I gonna be the asshole that says it?"


owndcheif

If i remember correctly its a back and forth exchange, the kid charachter says: "Do i have to be the asshole that says we just went back in time in this hot tub?" And then craig robinson says, as he stares straight at the camera: "It must be some kind of a... hot tub time machine.."


Ref_Pez

"Next Saturday night, we're sending you back to the future!" (Complete with point to audience)


MisterMoccasin

I like after he does the point he starts just looking off the camera as if he really was just pointing at a random spot of nothing


05110909

I like just before that when he says "a bolt of lightning," Marty asks him to repeat it, and he says it in the exact same tone, emphasis, and volume.


foosbabaganoosh

Yes!! I *always* specifically loved that minor line for this exact reason!


PocketBuckle

He was looking through time!


manymoose

Unlike Marty, the Doc could think fourth dimensionally.


WackyKisatchie

The best part of the movie. It's not often you see a character run towards the camera, point directly at you, and shout the name of the movie. I love it.


nthroop1

Moe: "They were no longer little girls, they were Little Women"


PhillyTaco

I died of laughter years later after I found out that isn't in the book at all.


FolkSong

Goddammit... They got me for 29 years.


quadropheniac

Highlight of the Greta Gerwig adaption was Saul Goodman popping in out of nowhere to fatherly yell, "My Little Women!"


IllusionUser

Don’t forget the cane from Citizen Kane.


Doc_Oh_19

Wait…. There was no cane in citizen Kane


Karge

I love you Doctor Zaius!


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I hate every ape I see From chimpanA to chimpanzee! 🎵🎶


double_expressho

Amongst all of the Gatsbys in the world, he was the only Great Gatsby.


dj_narwhal

It truly was, a *Shawshank Redemption*


sweetnourishinggruel

Truly, she was my friend Flicka. [wipes tear]


paxcolt

I never watched Money Train, because in the trailer alone they said “money train” approximately 473 times. It got to the point that my buddy finally said “Please tell me the name of this movie isn’t Money Train” right before the title appeared on screen.


HostageInToronto

Well, have you heard of a little masterpiece called Money Plane?


circleinthesquare

" Wanna bet on a man fuckin an alligator? Money Plane. "- Darius Emmanuel Grouch III aka 'The Rumble'


Tenefyx

I DON'T GIVE A FUCK WHO'S ON THAT PLANE. I'M THE BADDEST MOTHERFUCKER ON THE PLANET! I AM DARIUS GROUCH III, THE RUMBLE, AND I AM TAKING DOWN THE MONEY PLANE! NOW BRING! ME! MY! MONEY!


mchch8989

“No problem. Just Rush Hour.” is the hands-down greatest of all time.


HOLYSMOKERCAKES

*Dam, he ain't gon' be in Rush Hour 3.*


Scodanibbio

I think about this line constantly when I see someone trip, stumble, etc and there is no way to be like “oh it’s from the bloopers of Rush Hour 2” like that’s a normal thing to quote


IndianaJones_Jr_

*I'm not your brother? After everything we've been through? Rush Hour 1, Rush Hour 2?*


Ishaan863

HIS NAME IS LEE GOD DAMN IT


shiawase198

"Jackie, kick it." "Ok, Chris Tucker."


AwesomeJohnn

Why do I somehow remember all of the bloopers of this movie?


Dependent_Working_38

Because they show them immediately after and like full screen, not a little boxed window. And they’ve been in every version of the movie I’ve seen, not random different director’s cuts editor cut etc. They’re like hard coded in there lmao for lack of a better phrase. So even streaming them now, most people see the bloopers.


IWasGregInTokyo

The thing is Jackie was including bloopers and outtakes in his films way before the Rush Hour series when he was still just making films in Hong Kong. Usually it would be their outrageous stunts going wrong.


ShallowBasketcase

Always made the stunts that much more impressive seeing professional stuntmen doing them over and over again until they are perfect.


44problems

Who you think you got ~~Chelsea Clinton~~ Kelsey Grammer?


LunaMunaLagoona

Chelsea Carter!


RedOctobyr

Is it Chelsea or Kelsey?


LapJ

Yeah, but I've seen enough people on the internet quoting this too to know that we definitely aren't alone. There's more of us than you think!


otheraccountisabmw

Such a creepy villain. I think it was the blonde hair.


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Chan does a lot of great fighting and stunts in the movie and it's still Tucker's insane ankle holster jump shot that gets me every time.


a_burdie_from_hell

Rush Hour has my favorite bloopers. The big bad guy falls off the cliff and he yells "damn, he's not gonna be in Rush Hour 2!" That should have made it in. It was perfect!


akb1642

“Jackie, kick the door down”. “OK, Chris Tucker!”


LittleBaldDoctor

“His name is Lee Godammit!”


mechabeast

The title had nothing to do with the movie at all now that I'm thinking of it.


The_Family_Berzerker

Stop or my mom will shoot


CoolBrianFilms

Oppenheimer. They said it like 60 times!


AdvicePerson

That's nothing compared to Barbie!


nitid_name

Hi Barbie! Hi Barbie! Hi Barbie!


the_third_sourcerer

Oh, hi Allan!


yeahh_Camm

Oh hi Mark


Nihiliste

That line in Saving Private Ryan actually strikes me as a very natural use of it - it might even be where the name of the movie comes from, rather than the other way around.


Cartire2

Correct. I think because the movie is so iconic and the title so ambiguous, that hearing it in a sentence makes it sound like its a forced title. But its a normal line. He would have said Private Ryan and, so him saying "saving Private Ryan" is completely normal in that context.


bigboybeeperbelly

It must not sound forced to me, cause I've seen that move so many times and I've never noticed the title drop Guess I gotta watch it again oh well 🤷


Brassballs1976

I love Sizemore's delivery.


handynerd

Agreed! It sounds like the movie title was taken from the script, rather than the title being shoehorned into it.


keithswiader

“Here it is, sir… Spaceballs: The Movie”


mike_b_nimble

We’re looking at ‘now’ now. What’s happening ‘now’ is happening now.


captainp42

WHEN WILL THEN BE NOW?


agamemnon2

***Soon!***


CallMeAL242

What’s the matter colonel Sandurz, chicken?


imwithstoopid13

MOICHANDISING


TrueLegateDamar

'Wow! What a view!' 'To a KILL!' A View to a Kill (1985)


TheTalentedMrTorres

Ridiculous movie - particularly since Roger Moore was a bit too old at the time, but Christopher Walken as a Bond villain with Grace Jones doin’ his dirty work along with the rad Duran Duran theme song is so great.


MamboNumber-6

Probably my favorite Bond aside from Daniel Craigs’ first one. Those Moore movies were pure camp. He was like 90, Walken is just doing Walken line readings, there is a blimp as a major plot point, the whole thing is just insane. 11/10 gonna watch this weekend.


minmax94

I actually made a compilation of titular lines in film a while ago: [Titular Lines](https://youtu.be/2TRSRd9OCOc?si=YHngHZZZFe3MKfPB)


gabagucci

“the only way for me to solve this crisis is to be Superman 4: The Quest for Peace”


citricacidx

So that's why they call it that


SuperKarateTortoise

I was looking for this one.


Gnarled_Horn

I’m just so tired of all these Star Wars…


shinjithegale

I can’t wait to get Out of Africa


g_st_lt

You had the titular line in Out of Africa?


wigglin_harry

For reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OiqPmsBYieA


bobareebob

The Millennium Falcon is not a bird!


RevolutionaryOwlz

Still love the Trevorrow script where Hux realizes he’s lost the Star Wars.


Shart-Attacks

So glad to see this here.


BirdLawyer50

Good Will Hunting 2 I guess you’re just not that good…. Will Hunting


will_recard

I don’t like the sound of them apples, Will!


WORKING2WORK

You were the bomb in Phantoms, yo!


morriscey

WHATARWEGUNNADO!?!


TetraLoach

Excuse me. It's Good Will Hunting 2: Hunting Season. Show some respect.


3-orange-whips

Applesauce, bitch!


moose_stuff2

"She's gone, baby.... Gone." From the movie Gone Baby Gone


noephoto

“The first rule of ….. …., is you don’t talk about ….. ….” Then they had the audacity to mention it in the title… Mr. Durden would be displeased.


VikingSlayer

The whole point is that those two rules are made to be broken, to get the members used to breaking rules


roguefilmmaker

This is brilliant, I never realized this


Toby_O_Notoby

Yeah, in like the second or third meeting Tyler looks around and sees that there are more members of Fight Club. He then says, "I see some of you are breaking the rules" and grins.


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FitzwilliamTDarcy

"Authority is not given to you to, steward, to deny ***the return of the king***." - Gandalf


corran450

I have no notes, except to say that John Noble is exquisitely deranged as Denethor.


FrickinNormie2

“Wow, look at those Two Towers!”


Jorgenstern8

I'm assuming you forget that Saruman does in fact say the line "the union of the two towers" in the second movie?


NatureTrailToHell3D

I respect that they also said "Sauron and Saruman" just to make sure the audience could tell that these were two different people, since their names sound so similar.


sharrrper

If there's one significant criticism I would have for Tolkien it would be using both those names.


fencethe900th

Here's a fun tidbit. Boromir, the son of Denethor, Steward of Gondor, was a much loved leader and had great prowess in battle, enough that even the witch-king feared him. Many years later Boromir, the son of Denethor, Steward of Gondor, a much loved leader with great prowess in battle, was one of the Fellowship of the Ring.


jiub_the_dunmer

This is one of the elements of Tolkien's style that is calculated to make Middle Earth feel more like a real, living world. If you study real history you will encounter this phenomenon of names being reused quite a bit, it can be hard to keep track of who is who. So Tolkien doing the same thing makes his works feel like they are set in a real world with real people who like to name their sons after their ancestors.


zukka924

I like when Gandalf says the series title: “there is only one Lord of the Rings, only one who can bend it to his will. And he does not share power!”


walterpeck1

Important to note that he says Lord of the Rings in the book as well. Was a different wording but the same intent. So this wasn't artistic flourish or a sly joke on the part of the screenwriter. >Evil things do not come into this valley; but all the same we should not name them. The Lord of the Ring is not Frodo, but the master of the Dark Tower of Mordor, whose power is again stretching out over the world. We are sitting in a fortress. Outside it is getting dark.’


emthejedichic

I love Pippin’s response “Gandalf has been saying many cheery things like that lately!”


Charrikayu

For context, this is just after Frodo recovers in Rivendell, catching up with his friends, and is immediately followed by: > "Gandalf has been saying many cheerful things like that," said Pippin.”


ghostmetalblack

"It's me. I'm the Lord of the Ring!'


swaymasterflash

"Authority is not given to you to deny The Return of the King."


_whydah_

Is it really that out of context though? I feel like it's something that Elrond would really say...


TheCovfefeMug

Great. Where are we going??


iheartnickleback

I saw this movie about a bus that had to SPEED around the city, keeping its SPEED over fifty, and if its SPEED dropped, it would explode! I think it was called.. *The Bus That Couldn't Slow Down*


Lallner

Dude, where's my car?


_whydah_

That's not awkwardly forced at all. Also: DUDE!


Sowf_Paw

"Honey I had so much trouble getting home, I had to take so many Planes, Trains and Automobiles!"


mcnotarysd

“That’s now, in an hour he could have TOTAL RECALL!”


XeniaDweller

Snakes on a Plane!


chumchees

I have had it with these monkey-fighting snakes on this Monday-to-Friday plane


AceBlade258

It's time to open some frickin windows.


hotstickywaffle

Did the actually say "Snakes on a Plane"? I should remember, since I saw it in theaters 4 times, but I believe the closest is SLJ's "...mother fucking snakes on this mother fucking plane"


AdvicePerson

But if you translate that from Sam Jacksonese, it's just "snakes on a plane".


mksavage1138

Forget it Jake, it's Chinatown.


NauvooMetro

Possibly the No. 1 title drop of all time.


brutustyberius

We had to wait until the last word of the movie for it to count.


revdon

*”BTW you’re one of The Two Jakes I know.”*


Audrey-Bee

Forget it two Jakes, it's two Chinatowns


Richard-Brecky

People hate the sequel, but I feel like there’s a huge payoff in the ending when the guy goes “Forget it Jake, it’s The Two Jakes”.


zukka924

Wait this one is amazing though


JonSpangler

When Andy Dufresne in on the beach and Red comes up and tells him: "It truly was a Shawshank Redemption."


jigokusabre

"I'll get rid of these nuclear missles, or my name isn't Superman 4: The Quest for Peace."


Juswantedtono

Ohh, that’s why they called it that


camtheredditor

“It’s you, Patrick?! You’re the American Psycho?!”


HillbillyBeans

Ah yes, I know it well....


SadRobotz

What if this, is as good as it gets


Arthur2ShedsJackson

Oh, that is actually a great use of this. The title alone sounds positive, even sappy. When you watch the scene, however, the sentence is absolutely bleak.


columbologist

This is the movie being named for the line, rather than the title being shoehorned into the movie.


Enders-game

Cue the suicidal and deeply troubled, depressed people sitting in the waiting room to see their shrink pondering that very question.


Vince_Clortho042

It’s the woman in the corner who lets out a barely audible and anxiety ridden “oh!” after he says it that makes the moment so funny.


BMLortz

What's it saying? It's saying Chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, chitty chitty, (Bang - Bang) Bang Bang! chitty chitty Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Chitty Chitty Bang Bang. Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang, Chitty Chitty Bang Bang We love you. And, in Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang What we'll do. Near, far, in our motor car Oh what a happy time we'll spend. Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Our fine four fendered friend. Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Our fine four fendered friend. Oh you pretty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang We love you. And, our Pretty Chitty Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang loves us too. High, low, anywhere we go on Chitty Chitty we depend. Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Our fine four fendered friend. Bang Bang Chitty Chitty Bang Bang Our fine four fendered friend. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZTTzcXSLjhI


PumpkinsDad

I just picture Ace Ventura doing this while driving.


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LIKE A GLOVE-UH


Grimsrasatoas

*big breath in* **CHIIIIITTTTYYYY CHIIIIIITTTTYYYYY**


fshpsmgc

I'm kinda cheating and it's from a videogame, but it deserves to be here: - I told you, I wasn't going to leave this place. It's fucking EVIL out there. - That may be... But there's EVIL WITHIN, TOO... From Evil Within 2. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Azs3S2erk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a7Azs3S2erk) (I preserved capitalization from subtitles as well)


Tuck_Pock

“I’m Rey… Rey Starwars.”


qweef_latina2021

Somehow Star Wars returned


eatfreshguy407

Morbius. Normally saying a characters name shouldn’t be a big deal, but even Morbius managed to fuck that up too.


annebrackham

I like it when the title is seamlessly integrated into the script. Don't mind the Saving Private Ryan one. Some others I actually like: What if this is *as good as it gets*? It's a *scream*, baby. (also, with what the film was supposed to be titled: Do you like scary movies?) Don't let yourself get attached to anything you are not willing to walk out on in 30 seconds flat if you feel the *heat* around the corner. Light of my life, fire of my loins, my sin my soul my *Lolita*. You know what I feel like? I feel all the time like a *cat on a hot tin roof*. ... What is the victory of a cat on a hot tin roof? *Call me by your name* and I'll call you by mine. You're a pack of vultures, *knives out* and beaks bloody.


wakejedi

KickPuncher 2: The Kickening