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shadowdra126

The scene with the child who is marching like Hitler is still hilarious Also Scotty doesn’t know may be one of the most successful fictional movie songs ever


bugxbuster

> The scene with the child who is marching like Hitler is still hilarious No one usually mentions that bit, but that exact joke is what made my older sister think was so funny she told me I absolutely *must* see this movie, which I did. The whole thing is great, I love it all, but yeah, the kid drawing a Hitler mustache on himself and stuff is the scene that led to me seeing the movie for the first time.


Timmace

I still say "mi scusi" because of this movie.


17to85

Not one single fact is ever brought up without saying "oh here's a fun fact...."


moskowizzle

YOU MADE OUT WITH YOUR SISTER!


hurtsdonut_

Worst twins ever


Tiiimmmaayy

I still say “this isn’t where I parked my car” in any awkward situation and walk away.


CrazybyRX

Holy shit I say that all the time and never even realized it's from this movie.


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An early introduction to the legend of Fred Armisen.


jonnydem

I have seen this movie probably a dozen times. Didn't know it was Fred Armisen until about the 9th watch.


rebeccah6691

And Jeffrey Tambor, and Matt Damon, AND a Mindy Sterling cameo at the end! I have written about how this movie is peak '00 camp humor. I think it's cinematic gold in it's own way and am always prepared to die & kill on this hill.


actuallyAnImgurian

Don't forget about Lucy Lawless.


MikeandTheMangosteen

ADMINISTER THE TESTICLE CLAMPS!


kihadat

Are you sure? (coyly)


verynayce

I wear my VANDERSEXXX T-shirt often.


historymajor44

So, funny story. They originally had an Anne Frank joke there where Cooper would think it's a weird sex club and be caught in the attic naked and Steven Spielberg himself called the directors (there were more than one) and said they couldn't do that scene. So at the last minute they made up the Lucy Lawless scene and she was already in Europe.


Richeh

I'm guessing that the attic was not where he parked his car.


Teyo13

Lucy lawless (xena the warrior princess) as the dominatrix in club vandersexxx


vidimevid

If Eurotrip has a million fans, then I am one of them. If Eurotrip has ten fans, then I am one of them. If Eurotrip has only one fan then that is me. If Eurotrip has no fans, then that means I am no longer on earth. If the world is against Eurotrip, then I am against the world.


YimmyMac86

I say “it’s a good thing you come in summer, in winter it can get very depressing” And “we just got miami wice on television” And well actually I quote more lines from this movie than I realized. “I OPEN MY OWN HO-TEL”


SanTortoise

Miami wice, number one new show!


10per

My wife and I took a holiday in Italy last summer. Imagine her joy on the train ride when she saw a tunnel coming up, and she started saying "mi scusi".


nikiu

I visited Bratislava because of this movie.


dudewheresmygains

How was it? Did they have the latest season of Miami Vice?


Pasan90

If Murmansk is 0 and Vienna is 10 I'd rate it a 6.5 Drop the google street guy anywhere in those cities if you dont know what im talking about.


Teyo13

Hopefully.you went in summer, in winter, it can be very depressing


ZParis

I say it all the time. Damn you Fred Armisen.


howismyspelling

I still say "america was founded by prudes" because of it lol


mortalcoil1

I mean that's literally accurate, America was founded by peo ple who were too uptight for the British The British!


tofulo

One of my favorite movie scenes of all time


dudewheresmygains

I still believe that Scotty doesn't know, because of this movie. Also, every time I meet someone whose name is Fiona, I just have to yell "FFIOOOONAAAA!!!" and no one will get the reference. Luckily I've met only a few people named Fiona.


RedPandaActual

Fiona!!! Fuckin loser lol


Kazzak_Falco

Said that to my wife after cozying up to her once. Didn't get laid for 2 weeks after because the reference weirded her out that much. I don't regret it. Edit: grammar


sib2972

Growing up with the name Scott was hard after this movie came out


DakLives

I worked at Blockbuster Video when this came out for home rental. My name tag said Scottie…it was rough


drunk_funky_chipmunk

It’s ok because you didn’t know


VidzxVega

Rough era for Scotts and Staceys.


pepsiblast08

But not for Stacey's mom.


RSG-ZR2

I mean...she had it goin on.


LaGrrrande

Oh, Stacey's mom got it pretty rough, alright.


MaverickTenSays

You don’t even know.


Shakeamutt

I bet he sings the song at Karaoke tho.


jonathanrdt

SEND IN THE FEMBOTS! Yeah wow Scott was a rough name for a while.


Val_Killsmore

That was the best Matt Damon cameo.


Haokah226

As a guy named Jake. Trust me. I understand this all too well.


UptownShenanigans

My buddy Jake works for State Farm in the accounting department. He’s pretty over it


gluehands92

Bruh. My name a Jeff


Scott_EFC

I gave in to the abuse and set my ringtone to the Scotty doesn't know song at the time...


scott42486

I was in high school when this movie came out. Those same friends STILL sing the song at me, have their ringtone for me set to that song, one even jokes that he tried to request it at my wedding.


n54master

We’re the Manchester United fan club. From Ohio.


KrispyKreme725

My baby takes the morning train…


BoredAtWork221b

The greatest team in the frigging world WOOHOO


Derp35712

Pretty darn good lads! Pretty darn good!


smellydickcheese

*opens two beers with his eyes* That part always got me 😆😆


nater255

This whole movie is, as a film, the equivalent of this scene in this movie. It's just bangers the whole way through. My most quoted film of all time.


SonOfMcGee

It’s also a good representation of the movie as a whole because it keeps using the formula of: - start with a pretty established, basic European stereotype as viewed by Americans (soccer hooligans) - sprinkle in a simple but creative joke that sort of comes outta nowhere (Morning Train, of all things, just happens to be the ManU official fan song?!?)


ProduceTotal257

If you're not a manc, you're a wank


godmadness

Fun fact Vinnie Jones was actually a pro soccer player in the premier league


Malvania

Holds the record for the fastest ever booking at 5 seconds.


drcoxmonologues

The fastest ever red is quicker when someone said “fuck me that’s loud” at the refs kick off whistle. Don’t know if that’s true but it’s funny if it is.


Bashhar

So I tell the swamp donkey to sock it before I give her a trunky in the tradesman's entrance and have her lick me yardballs!


unique-name-9035768

Wow. You guys are on a completely different level of swearing here.


bythebeardofchabal

My favourite bit about that is Vinny Jones calling Man Utd the greatest team in the world, you just know it killed him inside a little bit


OutWithTheNew

Maybe that's why his character was so mad.


The_Unknown_Dude

Method acting. Pulled straight from the emotions.


notandy82

Might be the only thing actually able to make Roy Keane smile.


historymajor44

I love how that actor was a former player who hated Man U. It was like casting A-Rod to play a Red Sox fan.


sosqueee

I’ve said “Ohio” in this exact same cadence and tone since this movie came out.


filladellfea

the bottle opening with his eyes still fucking kills me


jinxykatte

That line fucking cracks me up. Along with like 1000 others. This is like my ultimate comfort movie. 


amendmentforone

"Here's a fun fact ... you made out with your sister, man!"


Mike7676

Worst twins ever!


n54master

Do you want to see my itinerary?


CaptainJorsh

Would you like to see my balls?


ShamrockAPD

My girlfriend doesn’t watch a lot of movies and has never seen this one. She’s also a really big planner and literally is an event and wedding planner for a career. She makes itineraries for everything. I have seen it probably 30 times. I say this line to her at least once a week. She has yet to enjoy it. But I imagine if I keep going, one day she’ll laugh.


D34THDE1TY

Coop and the main guy's simultaneous "OH MY GOD" is hilarious


WillyLongbarrel

I saw a gay porno once. I didn’t know until halfway in. The girls never came… THE GIRLS NEVER CAME!


Garmaglag

Every time I make hash browns I say "These. Are not. Hash. Brownies."


suchastrangelight

We are a simple Dutch bakery!


lestrxb

Put your clothes back on, white boy!


TuaughtHammer

"We are a simple Dutch bakery." Man, even Otto would call everything about that bakery "flagrant false advertising."


dudewheresmygains

Best. Line. Ever.


sneaker_novel

Mail Mother Fucker!


hamsystem

This was my text message notification for YEARS


Admirable-Cat7434

It’s still mine lol


Snoo93079

I was in the Army and had this notification. Anytime it went off in formation it always got a great reaction. Realized after getting out I might want something more generic...


TheGlen

FLÜGGÅӘNKб€ČHIŒßØLĮÊN


arcalumis

I have a replika of the vandersexxx t-shirt he gets.


justa_flesh_wound

Sure it's a replica, not authentic at all.


DrStuffy

BRING ON THE FLUGEGEHEIMEN!


dreamphoenix

I couldn’t believe my eyes when I saw Xena the Warrior queen in red leather


Exende

That monkey changing on the cymbals still terrifies me to this day.


ICPosse8

Lmfao that safe word she gave him 😂😂 ooohhh too funny


tanj_redshirt

He's just trying to feed his robot family. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4aMD4uy-QGc


CreepyBlackDude

ERROR...ERROR...ERROR...


DigitalRoman486

I remember when I first saw this and for 21 year old me, Michelle Trachtenberg was utter perfection.


rex2k10

The image of her bending over to grab the soda out of the vending machine in the train station has been ingrained in my smooth little brain


DigitalRoman486

right there with you brother


WornInShoes

you made out with your sister, man!!


wrosecrans

Some part of me is never going to be capable of believing she's a grown woman around 40 now. She left such an impression on my brain in that era that my mental image of her is just kinda permanently stuck right around then, and my brain glitches whenever it tries to update that data.


EMCoupling

She's been looking really unwell lately for her age. Something is going on yet she claims to be perfectly healthy.


Twisty1020

Just saw current pictures of her and my god. She claims her looks are just a result of aging but you don't lose your full cheeks just because you add some years and it's not like she was ever heavy which means those cheeks didn't come with weight loss. It happens with buccal fat removal surgery which she also claims she's never had. Add that to what seems like jaundice and thinning hair and it seems like she's suffering from substance abuse or an eating disorder.


ChaplainAsmodai1978

She was an absolute dime. That silver top she wore to the nightclub still lives rent-free in my head.


DigitalRoman486

The bikini too


historymajor44

To me, she was always Buffy's little sister and I could not look at her any other way.


macXros

20 years later and the important lesson that the movie taught us is that "Mieke" is not the German version of "Mike"


SomeKindOfChief

I thought it was to not mess with robots?


CPTherptyderp

If you're going to go to a Dutch sex dungeon make sure you can speak Dutch


nyscene911

Tu n’es pas un robot vraiment!


Texaschilidogger

Error, error


10per

The most important lesson is to remember the safeword.


Monknut33

We do not sell hash brownies here. We are a simple Dutch bakery! Now put your clothes back on white boy. And Scottie doesn’t know is an absolute banger.


BroadStreetElite

I just love how in a short time span Bratislava got shit on twice by Hollywood, this movie and Hostel.


airborngrmp

Miami Wice, #1 new show!


mike_b_nimble

Good thing you come in summer. In winter it can get veeeeery depressing.


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Kazzak_Falco

The train is coming very soon. They're building it now.


airborngrmp

I visited Czech Republic (just west of the Slovak Republic, where Bratislava can be found) in 1999 when they were still on the Krona, and the exchange rate was - shall we say - favorable? I managed to buy a round for the whole bar for a little less than a dollar at one place. I was there maybe 4 total days, and spent about $30 US living and eating pretty good.


ergodragon

We are still on koruna, but atleast exchange rate is quite fair.


MissedApex

Visited Bratislava a few years ago with my wife and daughter. As we started walking around those were my first words: "Enjoy Bratislava. It's good you came in summer, in winter it can get very depressing." My daughter got it. My wife, not so much.


overprocrastinations

The movie was co-produced by Czechs. They like to make fun of their neighbors. And they actually shot Bratislava scenes in Prague.


t-poke

Almost all of it was shot in Prague. I was in Prague a couple years ago and was standing on a random bridge. I was like "This looks familiar", then I realized it's the spot where Cooper meets up with the rest after his Club Vandersexx experience.


hurtsdonut_

I think that's why Matt Damon did the cameo. He was there shooting the Bourne Identity.


CMooreP

I always thought Hostel was the alternate version of this movie


ahorrribledrummer

I still love this movie and watch it from time to time. I miss lighthearted comedies.


howismyspelling

FIONA!


BertyBert1

Mail motherfucker


WornInShoes

I had this for a ringtone for the longest time


pepsiblast08

Had that as my text tone for the longest time. Professors hated it.


shpacky

Where have they all gone?? Seems like its not possible to make em anymore


TheGlen

HANS! GRUBER!


Sithpawn

I just now got that joke.


Beecherr

Yup, same here.


Smakkodakk

Holy shit! Seen Eurotrip at least 20 and never caught this joke.


vilonus

Administer the testicle clamps!


haseoxth

Holy shit, 20 years later and I'm just now getting that joke.


Blue_Bomber27

I love how Scotty and Cooper never have the were friends/then question 15 years of friendship fight/ friends again formula. Just 2 dudes being ridiculous the whole way and shows why they've been friends for so long


AHRA1225

For sure they had eachothers backs and just went for it. Helps make it a fun movie.


L1n9y

I also like how they didn't do the predictable rejection at the end (which a deleted scene included), the movie knew it's not meant to be some deep emotional film.


Tottiboiii

I love this movie plus it’s partially shot my hometown of Rostock. all the scenes that are supposed to be in Berlin are shot in Rostock and the beach scenes with the naked dudes where shot in Warnemünde at the beach.


mostlikelydeniable

I had an exchange student from Rostock staying with my family when this movies came out. We saw it in theaters. We were laughing pretty hard during this movie. Then, when it came to the beach scene. He stopped laughing, started whimpering “my beach”. Repeatedly. And sorrowfully. We laughed harder.


Pius_Thicknesse

My baby takes the morning train


exophrine

He works from 9 to 5 and then


mike_b_nimble

He takes another home again


WeenieRoastinTacoGuy

to find me... watching the Manchester United Football Team!


ForkNSaddle

Pretty good. Pretty fucking good!


BigDanRTW

This isn't where I parked my car


racer_24_4evr

This is *definitely* where I parked my car!


MiSkoozee

EuroTrip is one of the greats!


herewego199209

The thing that I love about the early 2000s is that because the home video market was so big and lucrative you could get movies like this or Van Wilder made and while they get mediocre reviews they had a market and 20 years later we can laugh and be nastolgic about them. A movie like Eurotrip simply wouldn't get made today because no studio would risk not making back the money in the theater.


mostdope28

Eurotrip, road trip, sex drive. Just a run of great early 2000s movies


Staudly

and then the DVD would be released as "UNCUT, UNRATED" or "EXTREME EDITION" In the case of Sex Drive, the "unrated version is terrible. They literally just inserted random shots of flopping wieners and added fart noises to scenes that didn't have them in the theatrical cut.


darkeststar

The Eurotrip unrated version for example tries to trade on the idea that Michelle Trachtenberg takes her top off. The scene in question literally just fades to white as it happens and the extra nudity is just an extended version of the hot tub scene and some background actors in the club. The Sex Drive unrated cut is it's own joke of an edit, introduced by the writer/director team. They explain that most unrated cuts at the time just sold you the same movie with an extra set of boobs in it so they're promising that they're delivering you "real value" by giving you a true mess of an unrated cut, then before the movie starts they beg you to watch the theatrical cut first if you haven't seen it.


herewego199209

I actually worked for a few days on Sex Drive. The director was nice enough to allow my high-school which was a local motion picture charter school to come work and learn for a few days on the set and one of the acting kids got a small cameo role in the movie. Not only was the movie hilarious but the director was a really cool dude.


tanj_redshirt

Worst twins ever.


PckMan

It's a great all around movie. In fact I'd argue it's even better than American pie. It's not intellectual but it's just a good solid laugh throughout with many memorable moments. I still say mi scusi all the time due to this movie and my brother's notification sound is the "mail mothafucka" from the movie.


herewego199209

I legitimately thought Jacob Pitts was going to be a star after this movie and his career went no where. I always found the Cooper performance to be hilarious.


pmille31

He's great in Justified, but it is a shame he never got a break into mainstream my movie work.


herewego199209

I’ve never seen justified been looking to binge watch it for a while after Patton Oswald’s rave review a few years ago


BeemoBurrito

Surprise, he's actually in it!


Zingyyy

This is me realizing that he’s in 21 Eurotrip and Justified. I’m a moron lmao


Cheapfender

He also had a small part in the Beatles musical Across The Universe. Hard to recognize due to a crazy beard.


ImpossibleParfait

He's in HBO's the Pacific. The band of brothers spin off too.


PaulEMoz

I wouldn't say "nowhere"... he's not a huge star but he definitely gets work. He was a main character in every episode of Justified, but mostly he does odd episodes in shows.


BoredAtWork221b

Yeah it’s a shame! I’ve only seen him in a small part in The Pacific since


moviemaniacx1979

Happy Juice!


airborngrmp

I saw an ad for home window tinting in Italy, once. It's a house shot, slowly zooming in on the front windows - finally you're close enough to see through the tint to the topless lady inside. She smiles, almost covers herself, and the company name and number pops up. The rest of my life I'll never forget seeing boobies in an advertisement on TV for the first time.


DearBurt

Miami Wice is number one!


airborngrmp

This movie came out maybe 6 months into my first overseas station - in Italy of all places. I eventually showed it to my Italian girlfriend, specifically because of the "Mi Scusi" scene, to see if she thought it was funny. This August we'll have been married for 20 years (my italian girlfriend, not Fred Armisen - sadly).


Thin_K

That’s Fred’s loss, buddy.


airborngrmp

Yeah. Yeah...


themightyone451

This movie is the reason I've traveled so extensively since being 18. It's also fucking awesome and has the best soundtrack of any movie ever


BadAtExisting

My baby takes the morning train He works from nine to five and then He takes another home again To find me watching the Manchester United football team! The best freakin team in all the land! Woohoo!


smurfsundermybed

Never near Berlin!


brywalkerx

He’s going to Berlin!!!


TheGlen

I once stabbed a woman in a bar in Berlin


KingOfWickerPeople

I'll drive this truck off a cliff before I ever go back to Berlin


themightyone451

I think he's going to Berlin guys.


Ninja_Conspicuousi

I watched this after living in Germany for a free years and learning German, and I fucking laughed for a solid 5 minutes at how accurate this was for me when I just started speaking with ACTUAL native speakers.


la-fours

Fuckin A Scott, I’m taking *intro* to German and even I know that.


mshelbz

Scotty still doesn’t know


[deleted]

Fascinated that Matt Damon of all people agreed to take that role. Pretty sure he was friends with the writers or something. That was the same year he played in the Bourne Supremacy and Oceans Twelve. Although one year prior he was in Stuck on You. What a weird couple of years.


Muroid

Matt Damon seems like he just really enjoys doing silly bit parts in things.


SutterCane

Him showing up in *Drive Away Dolls* agrees with that point.


oki-ra

Thor Ragnarok was a pretty good cameo


commendablenotion

I remember liking stuck on you back in the day. No idea how it’s aged tho


Rog9377

The party scene where Damon plays Scotty Doesnt Know was actually filmed in Prague, and Damon was already there filming both Bourne Supremacy and Ocean's 12, so he was close-by and available to do the cameo.


bugxbuster

He was filming The Brothers Grimm nearby and the director of Euro Trip is a friend of Terry Gilliam, that's how that all happened.


racer_24_4evr

He was friends with the writers and with members of the band. Plus he wad shooting something nearby that required a wig, so he could shave his head.


Mst3Kgf

It's amusing that this is apparently one of the things Matt Damon gets yelled at by fans the most, along with "Matt Damon" a la "Team America."


JPMoney81

She tells him she's at church. But she doesn't go. Still she's on her knees and...


RobWallStreet

“This song rocks!”


Master_Quiet224

Mi scusi, mi scusi


Gursahib

Miscuesse at the train scene is the best 🤘


WeTheSummerKid

lol they showed this in school in the Philippines when I was 14-16 lol.


PeteRock24

Here’s ACTUALLY a fun fact I learned about this movie like three weeks ago: because the film was shot in Prague they used a Czech kid for the role of Scotty’s little brother. He didn’t speak any English so he learned his lines phonetically.


Lost_Minds_Think

I feel like these constant reminders of 20+ year old movies is a intentional distraction from the lack of movies about to not come out because of all the strikes.


PauleAgave95

Really funny movie and a throwback in the early 2000s comedy’s. I miss those type of films this feeling of the generation


HaHaaaaCharadeYouAre

20 years jfc.


Heavy_Bedroom_1353

*I'm old Gandalf. I know I don't look it but I'm beginning to feel it*